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It was OUR fault, we didn't fixed his life.

We didn't mailed Nintendo and Sega the idea of Sonichu and created the "Sonichu Entertainment Empire", so there are no Sonichu video games, action-figures, official comics and merchandise in general, I mean, its not like his idea for a comic and art skills are complete shit. We didn't help in getting himself a sweetheart, I mean, he's a HANDSOME, athletic and intelligent lonesome high-functioning autistic STRAIGHT male who deserved an honest, caring, non-smoking, non-alcoholic, white, thin, cute and WHITE true woman to share his heartfelt love with. It was all our fault guys.




Now, reread that, changing "we" for "he", "our" for "his"
 
A big part of what "happened" to Chris has to with his parents enabling him to believe in his fantasy world where he is some kind of supreme being that can do no wrong. Add to this a dose of the classic "misunderstood genius" and you have what Chris' parents outwardly showed they thought of their son. They also had a very public falling out with the school system in the city they lived in, and instead of just following the rules everyone else is subject to, they moved away and told their son they were doing so to "save him from being sent to an asylum" (quote may be wrong, but that was the gist of it).
Another huge factor is his autism, and the resistance it causes to what he sees as an outside influence on his behaviour. He has been taught that his way is the correct way, and any authoritative figure who says otherwise is a dang dirty troll.
There is quite of a lot of evidence that Chris did indeed sperg out, or just rail against what he perceived as tyranny against him specifically, and just as much evidence that his parents believed that Chris was being mistreated.
Every one should know how to deal with Chris on a personal level. If they don't, they're a jerk.
 
Blame high School for not giving him that award even though he EXCELLED IN MATH.
 
pickleniggo said:
Borb withheld their little Munchlax from evolving and he glitched out.
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It devolved into:
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No Tom Tom to pound caused him years of stressful torture thus ageing him physically 10 years in the space of 5.

When I think of Tom Tom I think:

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Just to bring this all into perspective....150k hits on the video.

Many you-tubers would KILL for those numbers.
 
Saito said:
I was wondering what if Cole actually did something about Chris' growth. I mean... exactly how old was he when he still visited the Chandler household? In those times I'd try something for poor Christard when he's like... on the road to becoming what he is now. I'd actually respect Cole a lot if he did something about it.
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I doubt Cole was trying to do anything more than escape from Barb's clutches. I don't like Cole at all, but look what could have happened if he didn't try to become independent. We'd have two manchildren living in the same room with mommy and only allowed to go a few miles away to fetch her food.
 
Male said:
Blame high School for not giving him that award even though he EXCELLED IN MATH.
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Shit. Thinking back on it, that is when things started a never-ending downward trajectory for him.

Goddamn you, Manchester High!
 
it was megan. did you guys not read his facebook posts? she was the seed of evil this whole time, all because she just couldn't appreciate his drawing of himself fingerbanging her!
 
Big Bob Pataki said:
it was megan. did you guys not read his facebook posts? she was the seed of evil this whole time, all because she just couldn't appreciate his drawing of himself fingerbanging her!
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I believe the appropriate term is "fingerblasting"
 
CatParty said:
Big Bob Pataki said:
it was megan. did you guys not read his facebook posts? she was the seed of evil this whole time, all because she just couldn't appreciate his drawing of himself fingerbanging her!
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I believe the appropriate term is "fingerblasting"
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I think you mean "handjobbing" :pickle:.
 
CatParty said:
Big Bob Pataki said:
it was megan. did you guys not read his facebook posts? she was the seed of evil this whole time, all because she just couldn't appreciate his drawing of himself fingerbanging her!
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I believe the appropriate term is "fingerblasting"
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Isn't that where you make a gun with your fingers?
 
Mr. 0 said:
CatParty said:
Big Bob Pataki said:
it was megan. did you guys not read his facebook posts? she was the seed of evil this whole time, all because she just couldn't appreciate his drawing of himself fingerbanging her!
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I believe the appropriate term is "fingerblasting"
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I think you mean "handjobbing" :pickle:.
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It's outtercourse :pickle: :pickle:
 
I think we can all agree that none of this would have happened if Bob didn't forgot his condom that day
 
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