How does Chris feel about not being a virgin any more?

[Mr. 0]

Chris's hooker is going to turn out to be Dr. Robotnik when she gets older and realizes she was a man all along.

 

[milkshark]

I used to work at a burger stand that had a motel across the highway loaded with drug addicted whores. Sometimes the Johns brought their date over for a burger after. The whores were usually meth or heroin addicts, and they looked rough. I can't shake the image of those ladies when I think of Chris' Cherokee Gal Pal.

I also had a theory that an older woman (maybe a friend of Rocky) just had sex with Chris for kicks and charity. Chris would do it with anybody, and it would explain why he still needs a sweetheart.

 

[Hyperion]

Sometimes the Johns brought their date over for a burger after.

Such classy men!

 

[Henry Bemis]

I used to work at a burger stand that had a motel across the highway loaded with drug addicted whores. Sometimes the Johns brought their date over for a burger after. The whores were usually meth or heroin addicts, and they looked rough. I can't shake the image of those ladies when I think of Chris' Cherokee Gal Pal.

Better or worse than a first date at McDonald's?

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

He hinted he used the backpages so chances are she's normal looking. I'm just curious what Chris set his price range at so I know how hard to facepalm.

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

As Crazy Pacer already pointed out, he posted some time after his "virgin-breaker moment" that his "cherooke gal-pal" recommended him a shampoo or something like that, so im assuming that he went to the same hooker at least a second time...goddamn Chris, if you are paying for sex, at least have some variety...

Although back in the day when he first fucked her, I think somebody (Marvin probably) mentioned that he was referred to this hooker by someone else, so maybe Chris is so fucking incompetent that he isnt even capable of googling for hookers...

 

[Ryan Rash]

I'm willing to bet he's disappointed. All this time that he thought losing his virginity would open the doors to the Life of Riley, and now that it's gone, his life has only gotten worse.

 

[Marvin]

I'm willing to bet he's disappointed. All this time that he thought losing his virginity would open the doors to the Life of Riley, and now that it's gone, his life has only gotten worse.

Yeah, but he doesn't connect the two.

 

[sparklemilhouse]

Sometimes the Johns brought their date over for a burger after.

Such classy men!

I admit, I said "aww" when I read that part, lol.

 

[Overcast]

I can't really help but feel kinda bad for Chris. It really seems like he believed that having sex was going to solve all of his problems, in the end though, nothing has really changed for him.

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

I can't really help but feel kinda bad for Chris. It really seems like he believed that having sex was going to solve all of his problems, in the end though, nothing has really changed for him.

Many guys think like that somewhat. Except they imagine it will make them more mature. Chris seemed to think of it more as a life event he was being robbed of and deserved eventually. He also bundled sex and and relationships together as what he needed to be happy in life. It's like a pair of expensive shoes. Chris thought that having only one shoe would bring him a part of the joy a complete pair could give him. It didn't. So now we have a moron wearing one shoe and tweeting about how his other foot hurts.

 

[Marvin]

I can't really help but feel kinda bad for Chris. It really seems like he believed that having sex was going to solve all of his problems, in the end though, nothing has really changed for him.

I don't know if he really did. Like, if he thought that, he would've gotten a hooker long ago. Obviously his view of what's wrong with his life included his lack of a girlfriend, not just sex.

 

[Christ-Chan]

I don't know if he really did. Like, if he thought that, he would've gotten a hooker long ago. Obviously his view of what's wrong with his life included his lack of a girlfriend, not just sex.

But it is 100% certain that he did go to a prostitute?

 

[Da Pickle Monsta]

I can't really help but feel kinda bad for Chris. It really seems like he believed that having sex was going to solve all of his problems, in the end though, nothing has really changed for him.

Many guys think like that somewhat. Except they imagine it will make them more mature. Chris seemed to think of it more as a life event he was being robbed of and deserved eventually. He also bundled sex and and relationships together as what he needed to be happy in life. It's like a pair of expensive shoes. Chris thought that having only one shoe would bring him a part of the joy a complete pair could give him. It didn't. So now we have a moron wearing one shoe and tweeting about how his other foot hurts.

I hope you're happy. I just spurted Coke and vodka up my nose. That doesn't happen often.

Seriously, though, thanks for the laugh. I needed it.

 

[Furina]

I can't really help but feel kinda bad for Chris. It really seems like he believed that having sex was going to solve all of his problems, in the end though, nothing has really changed for him.

I don't know if he really did. Like, if he thought that, he would've gotten a hooker long ago. Obviously his view of what's wrong with his life included his lack of a girlfriend, not just sex.

Didn't Chris also admit that a friend had to set it up for him? Maybe that's why he took so long; he was waiting for one of his enablers to do all the work of finding the prozzie, setting up the meeting and probably handling the money as well. If Chris did go back I'm sure he would have had to do it all by himself and pay out of his own pocket. If he hasn't gone back, that's probably why. Too expensive and there's shit on PSN to buy, don't you know?

 

[Overcast]

I can't really help but feel kinda bad for Chris. It really seems like he believed that having sex was going to solve all of his problems, in the end though, nothing has really changed for him.

I don't know if he really did. Like, if he thought that, he would've gotten a hooker long ago. Obviously his view of what's wrong with his life included his lack of a girlfriend, not just sex.

I suppose.

Didn't Clyde Cash send him hookers and Chris got upset about it?

I don't know, it's been a long time since I read about Chris, I've only just came back to the CWCki after a while.

 

[Henry Bemis]

I can't really help but feel kinda bad for Chris. It really seems like he believed that having sex was going to solve all of his problems, in the end though, nothing has really changed for him.

I don't know if he really did. Like, if he thought that, he would've gotten a hooker long ago. Obviously his view of what's wrong with his life included his lack of a girlfriend, not just sex.

Didn't Chris also admit that a friend had to set it up for him? Maybe that's why he took so long; he was waiting for one of his enablers to do all the work of finding the prozzie, setting up the meeting and probably handling the money as well.

This could also be because Chris wanted to keep the transaction as under the table and obfuscated as possible. The illegality of prostitution ain't gonna stop Chris from getting his rocks off, and there ain't no dumbass jerkops who are gonna stop him this time.

 

[Christ-Chan]

Didn't Clyde Cash send him hookers and Chris got upset about it?

I don't know, it's been a long time since I read about Chris, I've only just came back to the CWCki after a while.

He got upset because his parents got scared. I remember him somewhere asking about the details on how "Clyde" found the prostitutes. He's been considering paying for it for a looong time, even back during the days of the Wallflower ("don't make me pay a hundred dollars for a damn prostitute").

 

[Thetan]

Chris dropped a hint that the prostitute he went to was part Cherokee and somewhere on backpage.com. If you search for 'Cherokee' under the backpage escort section, you come up with only one escort. This one, 'Busty Deja Vu'.

From her ad:

I am a mix of Cherokee & Ebony
36GGG-29-46 All Natural thick
&Curvaceous Full Figure that you will love...
My photos do me No justice from what Ive Been Told!

She's 22 years old, from Richmond Virginia

Based on the hints, it's seems almost as if Chris wants to have the prostitute's identity discovered. How many part Cherokee prostitutes do you think are on the backpage? Either way, I'd be curious to know if indeed this is the one.



Link:
http://virginia.backpage.com/Female...urvaceous-well-reviewed-google-me-22/10207097

 

[Marvin]

I don't know if he really did. Like, if he thought that, he would've gotten a hooker long ago. Obviously his view of what's wrong with his life included his lack of a girlfriend, not just sex.

But it is 100% certain that he did go to a prostitute?

Yeah.

I can't really help but feel kinda bad for Chris. It really seems like he believed that having sex was going to solve all of his problems, in the end though, nothing has really changed for him.

I don't know if he really did. Like, if he thought that, he would've gotten a hooker long ago. Obviously his view of what's wrong with his life included his lack of a girlfriend, not just sex.

Didn't Chris also admit that a friend had to set it up for him? Maybe that's why he took so long; he was waiting for one of his enablers to do all the work of finding the prozzie, setting up the meeting and probably handling the money as well. If Chris did go back I'm sure he would have had to do it all by himself and pay out of his own pocket. If he hasn't gone back, that's probably why. Too expensive and there's shit on PSN to buy, don't you know?

Oh, it didn't go that far. I think someone just suggested he go to backpage. Chris did the rest of it, I think.

Didn't Clyde Cash send him hookers and Chris got upset about it?

I don't know, it's been a long time since I read about Chris, I've only just came back to the CWCki after a while.

He got upset because his parents got scared. I remember him somewhere asking about the details on how "Clyde" found the prostitutes. He's been considering paying for it for a looong time, even back during the days of the Wallflower ("don't make me pay a hundred dollars for a damn prostitute").

It was partially this. If I remember correctly, Chris got kinda scared himself. They were three aggressive, black prostitutes and Barb started arguing with them when they started demanding their money. Chris ran off to hide in his room, I think.

But then later, yeah, he wanted to find hookers himself after he calmed down.