How is the kiwi above you in bed?

[Elaine Miller]

@Itazedmymother the type of person to have the Chris Chan documentary on in the background while seggsing

 

[The Lawgiver]

cold and dead as the thread that was brought back from the grave

 

[Itazedmymother]

cold and dead as the thread that was brought back from the grave

Yeah srry I just realized I accidentally bumped a Thread lol my bad

 

[The Lawgiver]

d i c k - n e c r o m a n c e r

 

[gabardineDelinquent]

d i c k - n e c r o m a n c e r

Excessively effeminate and insistant on using cat paraphernalia to achieve climax.

 

[HandsomeDan]

Sweaty and short of breath.

 

[The Lawgiver]

Speedick gonzales style. Andele andele motherfucker.

 

[PumpkinSpiceBitchMeringue]

Smells of moonshine, makes the headboard pound against the wall repeatedly and obnoxiously "Nyas" during climax. Overall 5/10

 

[Jason Wynn]

Gets extremely clingy after the act and insists on having you rate their performance

 

[FierceBrosnan]

Enthusiastic, explorative, and enjoy experimenting. A hole is a hole, and they aim to fill it.

 

[The Lawgiver]

The bird has to watch. This is not an option.

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

Tosses and turns, rattling the bunk bed, despite the name Lawgiver is a jailbird. Tries to masturbate silently.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Burns their partner, does not apologize

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

Is literally a sexdoll, which is why they look like they’re from the uncanny valley.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Is literally a sexdoll, which is why they look like they’re from the uncanny valley.

Screams random words.

 

[NaggotFigger]

Cigar addict that would take advantage at any time, even if the person is unwilling about it.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

Exhausting sexual energy, like a slinky on an escalator that wants to fuck you.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Will cook for you afterwards, food quality not guaranteed

 

[Hijaboholic]

Really rough

 

[The Lawgiver]

SEX ACTS WHILE DRIVING 60 MILES AN HOUR DOWN THE FREEWAY IN THE DEAD OF NIGHT