How is the kiwi above you in bed?

TheRetardKing said:
A MAN HAS FALLEN INTO THE RIVER IN LEGO CITY
Click to expand...
Kept insisting that I call him a "noodle slurping tongue clicker" in bed.
What followed was a very steamy raceplay session that led to him violently convulsing like he ingested rat poison then dying the very moment we both climaxed.
What a waste. I think he told me he was Filipino. Should've backed out when he told me how he shot an old man in the kneecaps.

I'd still hit that again.
 
Cried when I got done and kept slapping my hands away during the reach around. Paid well though, wasn't expecting that.
 
Screamed something about me being a woman before I could whip my cock out and then fell out a window like a spastic. 10/10
 
I honestly can't say.

I was unconscious the whole time.

When I woke up and recovered from the hangover, I realized what the fuckstain did and I went to my favorite beverage again.
 
Left stains on the sheets, wouldn't stop biting, didn't even stick around to make breakfast. 0/10, would not recommend.
 
Keeps running in and screaming while breaking everything in the bedroom

6/10
 
He’s got asshole discipline like an Asian but throw back like a black.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back