How is the kiwi above you in bed?

[Mozzarella Dicks]

Mistook me for a woman until I supplied a magnifying glass, then mocked me.

5/10

 

[drain]

Strange shaped dick but very wild

 

[GS 281]

Eh, probably pretty good but mostly standard stuff. Nothing too fun.

 

[Gym Leader Elesa]

Kept their mouth wide open at least.

 

[MrJakeTerror]

moans like Banshee

 

[drain]

Told me about his toenails collection in the middle of the intercourse and asked if I wanted to see it when we finished

Very displeasant

 

[Bassomatic]

Not sure if the impregnation thing.. was a kink or I'm gonna be a dad.

Will update in 9 months.

 

[Bluebird]

Warm and cozy-wozy to snuggle up to.

 

[sapir&worf]

sat on me in an attempt to hatch my eggs.

 

[Meat_Puppet]

Took me to a shady hotel room, tied me up to the bed naked and left me there. The family staying in the room that morning filed a complaint.

 

[Cuck Norris]

Con: I had to do all the work. Pro: Really into fisting.

 

[Meat_Puppet]

Con: Was told to lay still. Pro: Was told he was a doctor.

 

[MrJakeTerror]

When it was time for her to pick between spitting or swallowing, she SNORTED it.

 

[IrishScumfuck]

Somehow managed to have the awkward inexperience of jailbait yet somehow the knackered structural integrity of boilt ham
8/10

 

[drain]

Not sure if the impregnation thing.. was a kink or I'm gonna be a dad.

Will update in 9 months.

you'll be a dad

And @IrishScumfuck asked me to crush his balls with my stilettos. And he cried like a little girl after that.

 

[ES 148]

Was surprisingly friendly and non-violent.

 

[Rat Speaker]

Very cold hands.

 

[LD 3187]

Got so drunk that he went floppy and passed out. Might charge me with rape accusations, it all depends on how he feels about pegging.

 

[OwO What's This?]

Not the best at the actual sex part, but a fucking fantastic kisser. ❤

 

[Ponderous Pillock]

An absolute animal in bed.

DOHOHOHOHOHOH (had to be done).