How would the user above you get fired from his/her job?

Still get banned for life from all frozen food aisles and Rita's shops.

One of Santa's elves.
 
lmao he would have to get one first and we all know KF users don't have those.
 
Accidentally spills coffee on boss's laptop.
Talk Show Host
 
Chimps out on the air after Meth Withdrawal.

TV affiliate Admin
 
Makes a joke about the mainchester bombing on twitter.
Movie Critic
 
Hails Death Bed: The Bed that Eats as the single greatest film of the 20th Century
Sega Employee
 
I make hairballs for ceramic cats.

I'd expose them as a sjw with 50 illegal Muslims living in their guesthouse.
 
The boss finds out the hairballs were being made using your back hair.

Special needs worker
 
Lets slip that they find Chris-chan sexually attractive.

Lawn mower.
 
Gets bored, sets fire to a client's lawn.

Boat salesman
 
Get them a better paying job because fuck yeah Indiana Jones.

Male Prostitute.
 
Accidentally gets client pregnant
Manga Artist
 
It's revealed you actually hate Japan and everything associated with it.

Crisis management consultant
 
"Dr. Jones, can you even begin to explain your month-long absences over the last year?"

"You'll have to take it up with the boys at Area 51-"

"Your box is on the curb; Abernathy will see you out personally."
 
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shoot themselves in front of customers, splattering brain matter on them.
 
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