Hyenas - The "Overwatch killer" by Creative Assembly

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Honestly gaming is dead to me now, even the Indie games are starting to become gay. I haven't been excited for a new game in the past 3 years. Corporatism has killed video gaming.
I wouldn't blame corporatism, the times when companies actually released games to make money is far better than current year where the companies are willing to sacrifice massive sums on who can suck the most tranny dick. People blame ESG pandering and while it sounds too convenient to me, it's a better explanation than most.
 
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holy shit imagine being in the meetings with CA and execs when they killed this. the closed beta must have been a catastrophic failure for SEGA to just take the whole studio out back with a shotgun lmfao
 
I'm at the point now where I hope CA burns to the ground. They're no where near competent enough to pull off my dream TW game (Med2+Empire with functional AI) and if recent developments in Warhammer 3 are any indication, they've forgotten how to make a decent fantasy title let alone a more grounded historical title. Hyenas cancelation indicates to me that the next Total War will be another established ip, maybe 40k.
someone send me an email about this game and now i'm looknig into it. the trailer they released was genuinely bad. like it was completely soulless.

is Creative Assembly woke or is that just SEGA? If they made a new Alien game, would the Alien be a tranny?
CA is pretty woke. They shoved in a bunch of random ahistorical female charaters into Rome 2, years after it was relevant via a patch. Their influence has been held back by Warhammer Fantasy having died before the bulk of progressive horseshit took hold, thus limiting what they can shove into the trilogy to small things that Games Workshop greenlights.

Off the top of my head the three biggest progressive political controversies around Total War Warhammer were a community manager complaining about sexualizing female characters(possibly prompting the studio to purposefully uggfy new models), adding a fat screaming banshee OC into TWW2, and renaming Chaos Dwarf slaves to "laborers"(factions already existed that used and continue to use "slaves" as a resource).

Hyenas may have been so ridiculous because the trannies and dangerhairs were mostly unsuccessful in corrupting the Warhammer series.
 
There still are some good game devs out there, it just feels like that number has started shrinking since 2020.
I wouldn't even say it's shrinking, just that large companies like Bethesda are propping up mid with advertising budgets bigger than the actual development budget and thus drowning out smaller games with more concise gameplay and realistic development goals. That, and there's thousands of good games from the past 30 years none of us have even heard of yet because they're so obscure.

For example, I just discovered Eschatos while listening to Yousuke Yasui tracks, an xbox 360 schmup that has gone completely under the radar until recently. It's been on Steam for a few years but because there's mountains of trash to dig through nobody noticed it.
 
Off the top of my head the three biggest progressive political controversies around Total War Warhammer were a community manager complaining about sexualizing female characters(possibly prompting the studio to purposefully uggfy new models), adding a fat screaming banshee OC into TWW2, and renaming Chaos Dwarf slaves to "laborers"(factions already existed that used and continue to use "slaves" as a resource).
Honestly the biggest one that actually had any impact is the clear desire to not have very sexually appealing characters or allow any mods like that. Though that came about because of Total War 3 Kingdoms more than Warhammer. I think they went out of their way to make Valkia and Azazel fuck ugly. The former being a consort of a god and the latter having been so beautiful in lore that just looking at him instantly enchants most mortals.

Cholesterol Direfin wouldn't be considered positive in most cases for woke stuff since she's a giant egotistical bitch who is very comedic. Also I don't have an issue myself with expanding or making up something interesting for the lore. That's basically what happened with Helman Ghorst, Alberic de Bordelaux, and likely a few others I'm not thinking of off the top of my head.

The Laborers and Slaves thing was to show the difference in system. "Laborers" don't act the same as slaves mechanically but I think they shouldn't have bothered at all. The system for the Chorfs is something they should apply to any slave focused economy like Delves, maybe even slap it onto Chaos too. None of the buildings, event text, or lore ever shies away from how literally everyone uses slaves in some fashion. Even the somewhat vaguely 'big good' High Elves put the defeated to work.
 
The company that makes sonic games decided this project was too far gone.

Brits BTFO
 
Damn, troons and nerdy, queer niggers don't seem to be the lucrative gaming audience all marketing agreed they are.
Saints Row atleast came out, now they are killing trooncore in the womb.



Based.
 
They invested 1 billion dollars into something that looks utterly un-unique and is part of an oversaturated genre... Think I would rather play some shitty 7th gen Sonic game than this trash.
 
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