Hyenas - The "Overwatch killer" by Creative Assembly

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you cant lie too me, that women in clown make-up, is a DUDE!)
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i was ALMOST right.
 
My only interest in this game is in relation to modern CA.
A once decent enough studio, now filled with retarded and incompetent mongrels, that somehow managed to ruin a fool proof golden goose.
I cannot wait for the inevitable dumpster fire and ruin this game will bring. I'm really curious what they'll do next, since they took a shit on WH3 and Pharaoh is gay and lame.
 
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Oh boy, it's going to be full of trannyggers, isn't it?
Let's see the trailer.
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Yep, two seconds into the trailer, you already know.
The next scene is some queer woman hitting a huWhite male in the head, then a drag queen is there for some reason, some black woman with the afro haircut from the 70's, etc.
I am also pretty triggered by the fact that every gunshot in the trailer is a miss. This is either to avoid getting age-restricted or because they didn't made the hit animations yet, but this is really unsatisfying.

Pozload aside, the game doesn't look fun honestly. The only good thing in the trailer was the music, but it's not like they made the waltz themselves anyway.
What kind of board of investors look at this and think "yep, this is good, this will sell well, this is what an age 15 to 35 audience of 90% males wants"? This is just silly ESG money or something.

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The ratio is pretty bad.
 
Claude Sigma said:
What kind of board of investors look at this and think "yep, this is good, this will sell well, this is what an age 15 to 35 audience of 90% males wants"? This is just silly ESG money or something.
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focus groups and "social media analysts" run by the the DEI rejects who couldn't hack it in other departments but are a legal requirement.
 
Gravityqueen4life said:
fuck! i missed that! posted it before i had my morning coffee.

here are the other fago- i mean, characters.

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here is the main story of the game.

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The game have the idea of a scrappy space rebellion gang (with knock-off saints row sprinkles) set in a universe where the earth fucking exploded and they managed to make it sound trite and boring. Reading deviant art OC posts is more interesting than this.
 
MavisBeaconTeachesSnipin said:
more like total war killer.

I seriously struggle to believe this is real. the characters escape the crack and live in the taint? ffs this reads like a /v/ shitpost.
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Redditors are some bizarre evolutionary dead end where they enjoy gratutious violence, poop jokes for five year olds and referencing shows that are older than them and they never watched. Just don't say a bad thing about a minority.
 
This game is so obvious going to be DOA. Even if it has the best gameplay of all time, no one is going bother trying this ugly gay shit.
I really don't understands what compels developers to make games that look this awful.
If they are trying to compete with Overwatch they should at least try to make something as pretty. There is a reason why Overwatch is known more for it's porn than it's gameplay.
 
i dont understand what's wrong with devs, hating capitalism but cant help themselves sucking it up to the rich at the same time. its like they want every "rebel" to become the next Hasan Piker.
 
Terror Sandwich said:
This game is so obvious going to be DOA. Even if it has the best gameplay of all time, no one is going bother trying this ugly gay shit.
I really don't understands what compels developers to make games that look this awful.
If they are trying to compete with Overwatch they should at least try to make something as pretty. There is a reason why Overwatch is known more for it's porn than it's gameplay.
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It's exactly like Bleeding Edge from Ninja Theory. Generic multiplayer game with a roster of characters that are ugly as hell.
 
SIMIΔN said:
The Chief Product Officer threatened to discontinue the game if their latest overpriced and low content DLC fails, which got even the reddit cucks up in arms because they've pretty much given up maintaining old content.
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The "Do it, fag!" response has been heartening. They're probably trying to get as much money as they can since they know this and Pharaoh are never going to make their money back.
 
11 Herbs and Spices said:
Just bring back Monday Night Combat.
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Holy shit, you just unlocked a core memory. Oh where does the time go?

I feel like the team-based hero shooters have just about fallen out of style. I've been playing a bit of Exoprimal with the boys lately (thank god for Gamepass) and it's... just alright I guess? The premise of "in the future, humanity will wargame with dinosaurs" is pretty autistic, even for Capcom. The gameplay itself isn't bad, but there's a distinct lack of reasons to keep playing once you've put a few hours in.
 
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