If you hate Chris, why?

[Muscle Bra]

Hoo, boy, I wish I saved a list of all the useless crap I've sent him. <snip> Honestly, I wouldn't have stopped... I just would have started mailing them from another mail drop.

It's your money you're spending, so feel free to do with it what you will, but I wish I had enough money that I could afford to just throw it down the bottomless pit that is the Chandler household.

 

[drtoboggan]

Chris is a jabroni and a bozo but I don't hate him.

 

[Dr. Tremolo]

He has more money to spend on Legos than I get to. He's a dick die Chris.

 

[Big Bob Pataki]

i hate chris because he has the same first name as me and he gives us chris's a worse name than chris brown!

(disclaimer i'm not a chris i'm a bob and i like bob)

 

[Sperglord Dante]

I don't hate Chris, but if I had to put up with him IRL like his classmates, wendy's co-workers or Gameplace patrons did I'm sure I'd grow to dislike him pretty fast. Christory seems to be the most amusing if you're part of the audience and not the act.

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

I wonder if there are still some a-logs who are active.

https://kiwifarms.net/forums/c-i-s-center-for-cultural-oppression.61/

 

[AnOminous]

The last time I actually got mad at Chris was when he claimed to have had the neighbor's cat put down. I've realized since then that he probably didn't even do that.

 

[chimpburgers]

I have no reason to hate him and find the people who do hate him to be some of the biggest faggots I've seen on the online.

 

[Jewish Culture]

I've re-thinked a bit on the topic, and while I don't dislike Chris, I do resent him due to the fact he went out of his way to physically harm other people; namely, that time he ran over some guy with his family's car, in 2011. I believe he did some time in jail because of that.

 

[Professor Iris]

I don't hate Chris. I pity him.

 

[trueandhonestfan]

I don't hate Chris. I just think he can be ungrateful and an asshole. Like the time he doxxed one of his eBay customers, or the time he maced the GameStop employee. Or when he e-begging for the PS4 and was being very specific about what it HAD to be to get his voucher and acted like you were getting a better deal.

 

[SP 199]

Because he gets more pussy than me

 

[pickledance]

I honestly like Chris. He's just the kind of out there person that's clearly fucked up but to obviously oblivious to be of any real harm to anyone but himself.

When ever he gets into a new thing it's more of and "Oh you," than a "this spoiled faggot never learns."

 

[autisticdragonkin]

I think that it is just more fun to be an a-log or white knight as opposed to a ѡeen or a casual observer

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

I don't hate Chris, he didn't kill my dog, rape my (Lesbian) next door neighbor, or spread the West Nile Virus. He just exists as either cheap entertainment or cheap drama. How could anyone legitimately hate someone who doesn't understand the world enough to do selfish crimes.

EDIT: IN regards to selfishness, he acts out like a horny teen and frivolous spending, being a badass instigator isn't a crime. Those who act like sending poorly worded threats out in the Net-Open is a felony take the internet too seriously.

 

[Cuck Norris]

I hate Chris because he's fat and gay and he should be raped and murdered in prison.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

Why the fuck would I hate Chris? He's provided me with years of entertainment. Free entertainment, at that.

There have been times I was angry with him (like when he took a poke at Snyder in court) and times I've been frustrated or annoyed with him (such as his idea that LGBT issues are about him, specifically), but those are the reactions of someone who sees Chris digging a deeper hole. That's not hate, it's not even dislike.

Chris is not important enough to hate, people. If you disagree, it's probably time to turn off the computer and get some fresh air.

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

Hate him? You shitting me?

If I ever met him I'd buy him a fucking drink and hang out with him. The guy is certifiably insane but his life story is fascinating.

 

[ColorfulCassowary]

Chris still has A-logs? He's really not worth getting mad about because he's got this childlike innocence about him, plus the cwcki pretty much spells out "if you want this guy to die, you will be laughed at." I can see a-logs going after DSP or Brianna Wu, but not Chris, at least not anymore. Weeens however, is a different story.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

A lot of folks hated him when he lost his virginity to an internet hooker because they didn't have $100 to splurge on five minutes of lackluster thrusting and a possible gonorrhea infection like Chris did.