Introducing the Bufords - Kiwi Awards that honor Kiwis

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Hamplanet Fitness

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The Julays are our annual award ceremony for lolcows and lolcow media, but we wouldn't have this impressive archive of cow antics without our tireless, talented Kiwi Farmers. The Bufords, named after Bossmanjack's delicacy of choice, will honor the members of the site who have gone above and beyond in creating threads, fan works, archiving material, research, and more this past year. The Bufords will debut two weeks after the Julays.

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The awards for the 2024 Bufords are as follows, feel free to suggest more:

Best Overall Contributions (could be anything - donations, thread-writing, getting zoophiles arrested, archiving, etc.)

Best New OP

Best Rewritten OP

Best Researcher

Best Lolcow Fan Work

To nominate, please include a link to the content you wish to nominate (or attach it, if it's a photo/audio/video). If you're nominating a user for an award, please explain why they deserve the nomination. This information will be included next to nominees' names when voting goes live. Thanks!
 
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I'd like to nominate @Axiom the Fucker for his rewrite of Elaine Miller's thread, which perfectly documents her downward spiral into the piss-abyss she sits in today.

And I would like to nominate @Sprate Header and @Relinquish for Best Overall Contributors, thanks to their work in documenting these cults of pedosadist degeneracy such as 764 and NoLimitsPedia.
 
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@Hamplanet Fitness, this is from the Julays thread, but I figure it will be useful here since these are categories for the Bufords. @Relinquish compiled a list of new OPs and OP rewrites to be nominated. This wouldn't be everything though, I believe in the Julays thread some other OPs like my Bluesky thread were nominated, but this is a solid foundation:
Relinquish said:
Can we bring back the "Best New OP" Award from the 2022 Julay Awards?
I want to nomitante the following OPs for this award:
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Relinquish said:
I'll make a seperate section "Best New OP Rewrite" as suggested by @ASeabear8952
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In terms of nominations, I also nominate @Osama Bin Laden for best contributor for his excellent threads (both new and rewrites), organizing the Kiwi Farms Thread Restoration Project, and stepping up to get good OPs written like with the Pippa thread, where Osama finally got it done after something like 4 failed attempts. Semper fidelis Osama.

For best researcher, I'd like to also nominate @Relinquish, as he is one of the best OP writers on the site in my opinion. His OPs are very well researched and he's great at compiling info and formulating drafts, especially for OP rewrites. Keep up the great work. Others I would nominate for also being some of the sites best OP writers are @Markass the Worst, @Sprate Header and @PS2 Nishiki.

Don't know if this is the right category, but I'd also nominate @notorietus for his extremely informative posts and excellent work gathering information and doxing retards.

For best Lolcow fanwork, I want to nominate @NaggotFigger for all the art he's done throughout the year, particularly his Monostar Leatherknuckles/Red Mist shitposts.

Finally, I'd like to propose a potential new category. I dub it the Sean Astin Award. It would be for Kiwis who managed to piss off and troll a lolcow by doing nothing, like how I made Nikolas Talbott have a schizophrenic breakdown and accuse me of being Sean Astin until he was banned. Let me know what you think.
 
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Another nomination I'd like to make, I guess this would be for the Best Researcher category, is @LolcowsES for making all those Spanish International Clique threads. He's probably made the most contributions to that board this year. Billions must thread.
 
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Hamplanet Fitness said:
Best Overall Contributions (could be anything - donations, thread-writing, getting zoophiles arrested, archiving, etc.)

Best New OP

Best Rewritten OP

Best Researcher

Best Lolcow Fan Work
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This is going to be hard without picking myself lol but I'll try

Best Overall Contributions - @easy @DrNow @Dr. Now for doxing the monkey abusers. I really don't like people who abuse animals and they deserve to have a spotlight on them. Semper Fi my monkey kangs (@notorietus for helping me dox some of the pedophiles

Best New OP ~ @PS2 Nishiki for Schala Zeal. I love the thread a lot, and I wish that faggot tranny came back to the Farms so I can tell him how much I hate him again.

Best Rewritten OP - @Pinball 2000 for the Pamperchu thread (it's still a crime it's stuck in PG)

Best Researcher - @Relinquish this nigga is autistic as fuck and I like that

Best Lolcow Fan Work - @NaggotFigger
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Best Overall Contributions - @notorietus, he's always on time to help dox a retard whether it be a BossmanJack rat or a retard that hanged signs on a wrestling event. You really live up to your name, informative.

Best New OP - I have to go with Colton Lochmann by @Admiral Throbnelius. Colton was my favorite cow this entire year and I was also there for the spergout that eventually lead to his OP, so it was wild to see how little he changed and how was always a brony tough guy mooch.

Best Rewritten OP - I have to shoutout fucking @Admiral Throbnelius again for his rewrite on Shadman. I've always wanted his OP redone and knowing he stepped up the plate after the Chris Tyson shit makes him a fucking champion in my opinion.

Best Researcher - @Markass the Worst on the complete butthurt he caused for Ruben Sim Derangement Syndrome. Just the main fact he noticed a pattern of furries and pedophiles that hate Ruben Sim enough that he knew he had a thread on his hands was God tier, and the 4 splinter threads that were the result.

Best Lolcow Fan Work - Shout-out to @NaggotFigger for the amazing art he put for Schala Zeal, Gordoverse, Colton Lochmann, and Monostar Leatherknuckles. My personal favorite was Coltons.
 
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Admiral Throbnelius said:
@Relinquish compiled a list of new OPs and OP rewrites to be nominated
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I would like to add one more thread to this list. Lolicon/Shotacon Defenders OP by @LavenderMenace is extremely well-researched and comprehensive, it completely blows everything out of the water about Lolicon not being pedophilic, I genuinely believe if you show this to a person who defends Lolicon/Shotacon he'll most likely change his stance on the topic.
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And I would like to nominate @Sprate Header and @Relinquish for Best Overall Contributors, thanks to their work in documenting these cults of pedosadist degeneracy such as 764 and NoLimitsPedia.
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Sprate Header said:
Best Researcher: @Relinquish for making so many high-info threads + rewrites
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Admiral Throbnelius said:
I'd like to also nominate @Relinquish, as he is one of the best OP writers on the site in my opinion. His OPs are very well researched and he's great at compiling info and formulating drafts, especially for OP rewrites
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Osama Bin Laden said:
Best Researcher - @Relinquish this nigga is autistic as fuck and I like that
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Thank you :heart-full:. It's weird to think that just a year ago I was afraid of making threads on the site and now some people think that they're some of the best on the site
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Now, I would like to select my nominees for this award (I won't include Best OP and Best Rewritten OP since I've already made a list in the previous thread as @Admiral Throbnelius pointed out)

Best Overall Contributions: @Azdy - This guy is a beast, I've never seen anyone on the site who doxes as well as he does, not to mention his biggest achievement, doxing a known zoosadist who has produced zoo porn for more than 20+ years (Of course with the help of other people, @Polentic @notorietus @Elderly beef taco @Wy4M @Avenue @Flaming Dumpster @Nymph Enthusiast, big ups to them too)

Best Researcher:
1. @Temperance - One of the most frustrating parts about doing research on a cow is going through their Twitter account, it is especially tedious when they have a shit ton of tweets and retweets. @Temperance has the patience of a literal saint and has gone through tons of shit in order to find hidden gems and useful information that most people wouldn't even know due to how deep it was hidden.
2. @Romeo - A&H threads are fun to read sometimes but they're often filled with people who are only here to argue rather than sharing relevant info. @Romeo completely blows this out of the water by making insanely well-researched posts utilizing all the tools Xenforo has to offer, there's literally not a single person on the forum who uses these tools as well as @Romeo
3. @TheThreadIsDead578 - Mr. Beast drama is heavily autistic and is filled with retards who either fail to represent the information given or just outright lie. @TheThreadIsDead578 is the only person who cuts all of these retards words and finds the real truth. His long and comprehensive posts were the only reason why people in the Mr Beast thread were able to stay on track with the correct information

Best Lolcow Fan Work: An Analog horror created by @Bruno Powroznik about Null stealing cheese is one of the best things that the site has created
 
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Relinquish said:
I would like to add one more thread to this list. Lolicon/Shotacon Defenders OP by @LavenderMenace is extremely well-researched and comprehensive, it completely blows everything out of the water about Lolicon not being pedophilic, I genuinely believe if you show this to a person who defends Lolicon/Shotacon he'll most likely change his stance on the topic.
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Excellent suggestion for a nomination. As for other new Community Watch OPs that I think are worth including, there's my Bluesky thread which was nominated by @NaggotFigger in the Julay thread:
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If the entire community is possible:
Fresh Meat: Bluesky community thread

It’s the fastest-growing Kiwi Farms thread made in 2024, created in November 15, 2024; and skyrocketed to 62 pages in merely 11 days. It’s the best Fresh Meat Community Watch thread in 2024, and is still blooming.
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I'd also like to nominate @Markass the Worst's Ruben Sim Derangement Syndrome Community Watch thread. In addition to being an extremely good new OP, the main thing of note is how this thread managed to generate 4 spin off threads (JerseyFurry, Peppermint Swirl, gone_fishinq & Onionbred, and fallenchungus). Very impressive feat.
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Best New OP: Gflashex by @Admiral Throbnelius
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I'd like to nominate @Admiral Throbnelius for best contritbutor. On top of his high quality postings, he has a lolcow harassing actor Sean Astin on Twitter over mistake identity
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Axiom the Fucker said:
Best New OP - I have to go with Colton Lochmann by @Admiral Throbnelius. Colton was my favorite cow this entire year and I was also there for the spergout that eventually lead to his OP, so it was wild to see how little he changed and how was always a brony tough guy mooch.

Best Rewritten OP - I have to shoutout fucking @Admiral Throbnelius again for his rewrite on Shadman. I've always wanted his OP redone and knowing he stepped up the plate after the Chris Tyson shit makes him a fucking champion in my opinion.
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Thanks guys, I greatly appreciate the nominations and am glad you like my OPs. I had a similar hesitancy to making threads that @Relinquish had, mainly from wanting to ensure I made a good OP and avoided some of the PA request disasters that get crapped out into PG. It was only this year I started making OPs, as the year before, the most I did was mainly help out others with a couple of their OPs. I think reading some of the site's best OPs helped me learn what the best thread making practices were. I hope to keep improving and producing more OPs for years to come.
 
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I'll just repost my post from the Julays thread

I'd like to nominate @Sharpeteer for best lolcow fanwork for his Balldolot series.

Sir Balldolot and the Kiwinavian Prudes music video
https://kiwifarms.st/threads/nicholas-robert-rekieta-rekieta-law-nickrekieta.53871/post-18161148

The Journey of Sir Balldolot
https://kiwifarms.st/threads/nicholas-robert-rekieta-rekieta-law-nickrekieta.53871/post-18500644

And also
Nicholas Rekieta v The Raccoons
Oldboy Hallway Fight Scene
https://kiwifarms.st/threads/nicholas-robert-rekieta-rekieta-law-nickrekieta.53871/post-18685544
 
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