Iran Crisis & the 2026 War between Iran and the United States, Gulf States, and Israel - Please focus on news and coverage, not argumentation.

Besides the retrieval of the uranium being a hard red line, Trump confirms that their missile/drone program being dismantled (or at least highly scaled back) is another.
Also, this interviewer's teeth creep the hell out of me.
 
Roflcopter bros finally got an appetizer today, Apaches and Seahawks mogging shitty little Iranian speedboats. When is the buffet though?
 
I was genuinely impressed at the amount of body bags Iran had on-hand when they murdered all of those civilian back in January, but I agree they probably don’t have much else
It's well known that the IRGC had been long preparing for a bloodbath. Protests in Iran have gotten increasingly frequent and violent in recent years, the regime knows the snowball will soon hit critical mass.
 
I'm waiting on companies to hire maritime security and attempt to run the strait. See what happens when the fast attack boats meet some resistance because for now it sort of just seems like a stalemate and I don't think they'd actually destroy a vessel that wasn't American or Israeli.
theres some real maritime law shit with mercs on ships fighting state militaries. i'd hate to be the sucker who did it under trump and got nailed under a democrat president.
 
FemShep also works for us.
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10,000 hours in Paint.net later:
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ok I turbo tarded cause it just felt so tangible, im not sure I cracked it but if not ive narrowed down the field of play CONSIDERABLY

so if you missed my first post, I was hoping kiwis could geolocate this picture, ez pz
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so the 2 big clues we have is the unobstructed horizon and the shadows.

starting with the shadows, they fall left and slightly forward relative to the camera, cliff side shading implys the sun is hitting from the right side.

moderate length so its very likely the sun has not reached its zenith yet, putting us mid morning

the base was revealed WE THINK around January 2025, at 25 degrees north latitude in January the sun tracks in a low southerly arc, never gets directly overhead.

So all this combined with the sea being open and visible means the facility's mouth should face roughly south to southeast and the coast running east west to us.

blah blah blah, what does all that mean? Ill stop burying the lead, I think its right here
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any feature jump out at ya right away?

its just like an actual random mountain right by the water, and it gets a little better if you ask me
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if you zoom in on the left side at the 90 degree bend of the the land there is what looks like to me to be a disgused tunnel entrance and boat launching area
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I could be completely off but please show me where you guys think it is, the flag was just a white background, we can find a coastal tunnel entrance
 
I could be completely off but please show me where you guys think it is, the flag was just a white background, we can find a coastal tunnel entrance
You can ask Grok to search OSINT and geo-OSINT accounts who have already done the work. Just upload the pic. Download Google Earth and use the "go back in time" feature to watch construction of them. Don't limit yourself to google and apple maps, Yandex maps exist too.
Use trigonometry and find out when the pic was taken, or posted originally based on shadow lengths, account for the seasons to determine axial tilt for enhanced accuracy.
By this point you can determine what direction its facing, east-west, compare with topographical maps to find similar geographical structures, also examine the type of rock in the image to narrow it down.
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Edit: I find the google earth "go-back-in-time" feature to be the most useful. It takes satellite images at different times so images taken in 2014 and 2019 might be more clear than in 2024, 2025 based on time of day. For example: every Iranian missile base has a fence around it, but depending on the year/time of day, the fence is more visible. Its useful to play around with to see whats changed.
 
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>take poop break from work
>check phone
>social media crying about something being a false flag
>immediately know its about iran
>come to farms, the best source of information, to check whats happening
>”Trump doesn’t think this attack breaks the ceasefire”
>mfw

Fuck this, I couldve played wordle on my poop break.
 
>open thread
>@Dammit Mandrake! is posting
>too late to close puts
>lost more money than @John Badman
>mfw
Conjecture: These meatbags have watched too many vtubers and are too inbred. Their stunted sloshing around offends me.

Suggestion: Perhaps we can drop white phosphorus on the meatbags?

Statement: I would find it most enjoyable.
Close enough. Welcome back @It's HK-47.
 
Ceasefire is (technically) still in effect, despite Iran throwing the kitchen sink at the UAE.
This right here. Iran is doing rules lawyering and pulling a "If Lebanon isn't included than neither is the UAE." And in isolation, if you are just looking at "are they scoring a point against the US or not?" they have done that successfully.

However when you look at the bigger picture, they are too weak to hit US military assets, can't hit the jews, and it just makes them look like completely feral retards killing anyone they can reach, and further pissing off the UAE.

Why haven't we bombed all of their speedboats anyway?, I thought we were looking to obliterate their ENTIRE Navy and their shitty little boats still have the capacity to actually turn tankers back.
tl;dr: A lot of thier larger speedboats are moored in civilian marinas and painted or coated in civilian markings, others are in underground bunkers. they also have them on trailers and in warehouses. Its difficult to take out all the IRGC's pleasure craft unless you just completely declare Iran's coastline subject to ongoing Exterminatus.
Iran has not yet gone maximum retard with their navy - all of the missiles and drones have come from shore, though obviously after being spotted by IRGC "navy" - so the US hasn't gotten sufficient reason to declare Total Boat Death yet.

theres some real maritime law shit with mercs on ships fighting state militaries. i'd hate to be the sucker who did it under trump and got nailed under a democrat president.
This right here. You can have Blackwater go tactical on Somali pirates because they are retarded non-state actors. Firing on uniformed & flagged Navy is a whole other deal.

Combo of ceasefire and how the USN understands that sandnigger mosaic defense doesn't work.
Which is another key point: they are basically non-threats to any warship.
Remember Van Ripper had to put missiles that were larger than the boats on his speedboat swarms to win during the wargame.

The 420 IQ geniuses have sworn to me that Syria is run by Al-Queda now and we should actually be bombing them instead.
I mean they are technically right. Syria is run an Al Queda guy, and Afghanistan is run by the Taliban again. But both are not "old guard" leadership and after 20 years of GWOT and 4 years of Trump 45, both have come to the conclusion "We don't want to piss off America it really just is not worth it" and sitting down, playing by the rules, and behaving.

At this point they probably want power plant day because they figure it will make the population easier to control.
Elements of the IRGC THINK they want bridge and power plant day because they will be able to blame it on the Great Satan and jewish black magic. Others want to return to 650AD.
But it'll be pissing their pants in the snow; internal transport networks being down and no electricity just means anti-regime actors will be able to move under cover of darkness, and the regime won't be able to move vehicles to bring up reinforcements to stop them.

Hey, you finally noticed how fake and gay their "navy" is.
When you shit has degraded to the level even Stud is Noticing.
 
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