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Is Chris going to heaven or hell?
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Be civil. Don't get angry over Chris. If you need to tell people you're better than someone, you're probably not.Limit discussion of body parts and functions. Chris is gross. Discussing his incontinence in detail is unnecessary and disturbing.Don't roleplay in your posts. Don't write pretend dialog between people, such as Chris and his mother. Avoid writing monologues, they're also dumb.Hide your powerlevel. Avoid revealing intimate, personal details about yourself in public boards. These threads are not your personal blog and we are not an asylum.No trolling plans. We are not an autistic Illuminati. If you embarrass yourself or the forum trying to troll, we will ridicule you.Write descriptive topic titles. "[14-Sep-2015] Facebook post about Sonichu" is better than "new update".Chris doesn't read your posts. Stop trying to directly, or indirectly, chastise Chris through your posts. He does not care about what you have to say, and these rants are boring.Don't post random articles. Unless the subject matter is directly related to Chris and his history, please do not post articles with a loose affiliation.
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He'll spend eternity patching up Barb's (un)holey buttocks in hell.
MrTroll said:
He'll spend eternity patching up Barb's (un)holey buttocks in hell.
Salvation is gained only through submission to God and faith in the Trinity: the Bear, the Troll, and the Holy Buttocks.
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Neither. GodJesus wouldn't want him in Heaven, and Satan wouldn't want him or his dirty, crapped briefs in hell. Chris would then become stuck in Limbo.
CalmMyTits said:
Neither. GodJesus wouldn't want him in Heaven, and Satan wouldn't want him or his dirty, crapped briefs in hell. Chris would then become stuck in Limbo.
In other words, he'd still be near the Hell of the Damned, but he'd be treated to everlasting comforts.
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BizarreScenario said:
CalmMyTits said:
Neither. GodJesus wouldn't want him in Heaven, and Satan wouldn't want him or his dirty, crapped briefs in hell. Chris would then become stuck in Limbo.
In other words, he'd still be near the Hell of the Damned, but he'd be treated to everlasting comforts.
Pfft. Unlikely. I say Purgatory: stuck in an endless void forever and ever until the end of all time amen.
Ryan Rash said:
BizarreScenario said:
CalmMyTits said:
Neither. GodJesus wouldn't want him in Heaven, and Satan wouldn't want him or his dirty, crapped briefs in hell. Chris would then become stuck in Limbo.
In other words, he'd still be near the Hell of the Damned, but he'd be treated to everlasting comforts.
Pfft. Unlikely. I say Purgatory: stuck in an endless void forever and ever until the end of all time amen.
Purgatory is a realm of labor and atonement that precedes entry into Heaven. In other words, it demands genuine remorse and a willingness to work. Let's keep in mind about whom we're writing.
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