ITT We argue about how fatties get fat, why they stay fat, and what they should do instead - It's a mystery! It's an obesity sperging containment thread!

As is typical for deathfats, she ended inputting her calorie count in My Fitness Pal before the night was over. She added her “blueberry sorbet” before she even had it, then called it good. She could have eaten the rest of the bag of chocolate chips poured in, oh, let’s say some some high fat Greek yogurt, plus had a bag of doritos and another Kit Kat and nobody would be the wiser.

She probably cheats even to herself, and if you’ve ever seen MSHPL, you know they all do it.

I know people who do theirs first thing. They say it helps keep them to eating just what's on the list, and I do understand how that can be useful.


And we all know she's not actually properly sticking to keto, even when she claims she is and not telling us about her falling off the wagon into a trough of mashed spuds, right? Anyone who's ever been on that diet, even people doing it for epilepsy management who were slim to start with will be able to tell you about the fecking atrocious side effects of going from cellular respiration drives by glucise, H2O and O2, to one that's ketone/fat/protein based. I mean, okay, the first few days are fine, but once you run out of hepatic and muscular glycogen, you start to feel like complete and utter shit.



If Chantal were actually going through that, it would make her feel so bad, she'd 1. Use it as an excuse to do nothing and get sympathies and 2. Probably think it was Le Coof coming for her.


It's not an easy diet to go on to. I guess for medical reasons like epilepsy control there's a very medically necessary reasoning behind it that provides more of an incentive to stick to it. But for fats, it's the lure of all the meat and dairy (dairy being a thing you might wanna limit at forst cos sweet Lawd the stomach issues) and the weight just meeeellllltiiinnng, Iiiiiii'mmmmm meeeelllltiiinnnnng away off of them. But if they had willpower at all, just eating less wouldn't be an issue in the first place



Did she even get checked out properly before going on it? Aside from her GP saying "yeah, yous done got tha beetus"? It's not an easy dietary change to make and should be done in consultation with a medical team, and regular check-ins, especially in the first few months, if nothing else to discuss mitigating the awful side effects at first.
 
She and her deathfat kind never lose weight because they think the only two ways to eat are uncontrolled gorging or eating 500 calories of dessicated carrot a day. They never, never understand that they could lose weight and still eat good food and a lot of it. She could eat 3000 calories a day, more than a big man eats, and she'd still lose weight. But every diet is impossibly restrictive. I can't work out if it's just because she wants the weight to fall off her immediately (she has no concept of time: to paraphrase Tolstoy, she serves only the needs of her present) or if it's a more insidious problem where she does it because she actually wants to fail, and then blame the diet for being too hard and go back to swallowing entire hams without chewing.

There's this idea, that she herself espouses, stating that you have to sort psychological "problems" out before you're ready to lose weight. This canard allows her (and every deathfat like her) to constantly play the victim of her own tortured psyche and write off any hastily aborted weight loss attempts as inevitable casualties. I don't contest that she's as mad as a shithouse rat, but she thinks if she just reposts specious platitudes about being true to your you and Live Laugh Loving yourself, she's valiantly attacking her problems, and thus there must be three kilograms of processed meat for the weary soldier. Unfortunately, you don't lose weight by forgiving yourself and Loving Every Moment, you do it by not going to Arby's.
A lot of obese people love to describe themselves as “fat and happy” and declare they’d rather be that than “thin and miserable.” Because they think being thin must be misery, and nothing but desiccated carrots, ice water and three leaves of lettuce for dinner. It’s like their mind blocks out the sight of regular-bodied people eating normally at restaurants every single day. They must all be secretly on the treadmill 9 hours a day and eat nothing most of the time and it makes them so unhappy.

They have to think that. It’s important, as important as mothers telling their plain-faced daughters that all the pretty girls are just jealous of how smart they are, even though the pretty girls are likely just as smart and 300% less likely to have an obsession with horses.

The world has to balance out somehow...if you have something I envy, then I must have something you envy, otherwise it’s just not fair.
 
A lot of obese people love to describe themselves as “fat and happy” and declare they’d rather be that than “thin and miserable.” Because they think being thin must be misery, and nothing but desiccated carrots, ice water and three leaves of lettuce for dinner. It’s like their mind blocks out the sight of regular-bodied people eating normally at restaurants every single day. They must all be secretly on the treadmill 9 hours a day and eat nothing most of the time and it makes them so unhappy.

They have to think that. It’s important, as important as mothers telling their plain-faced daughters that all the pretty girls are just jealous of how smart they are, even though the pretty girls are likely just as smart and 300% less likely to have an obsession with horses.

The world has to balance out somehow...if you have something I envy, then I must have something you envy, otherwise it’s just not fair.

I agree with the “fat and happy, thin and miserable” sentiment.

Part of obesity is a shocking level of denial. Most obese individuals are those lacking interests or lives that travel beyond the simple gratification of food. In other words, they are too boring or unmotivated to pursue something other than the simplistic gratification of a sugar,salt,fat hit to the brain.

Chantal says it herself, she constantly grinds her gears to come up with a hobby or activity, and comes up with absolutely nothing.

Obese people suffer from this “I’d rather be fat than miserable” denial, because they have precisely zero aspects of their lives other than food. Which is fucking depressing.
 
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I agree with the “fat and happy, thin and miserable” sentiment.

Part of obesity is a shocking level of denial. Most obese individuals are those lacking interests or lives that travel beyond the simple gratification of food. In other words, they are too boring or unmotivated to pursue something other than the simplistic gratification of a sugar,salt,fat hit to the brain.

Chantal says it herself, she constantly grinds her gears to come up with a hobby or activity, and comes up with absolutely nothing.

Obese people suffer from this “I’d rather be fat than miserable” denial, because they have precisely zero aspects of their lives other than food. Which is fucking depressing.
If you’ve seen that “Fat Sick and Nearly Dead” documentary...putting aside what the maker is selling at the end and whether the ideas they espouse for weight loss are really effective...there’s a bit I did boggle at, wherein the maker, having lost a tonne of weight now, is talking to some obese restaurant patrons and shows them photos of himself side by side, before and after.

The overweight man he shows them to squints at the “before”, of the narrator extremely overweight and battling a lot of weight-related illnesses, then at the after, of the same man much healthier, in full gym kit after a run.

Your can see the wheels turn in the obese man’s head as he silently tries to come up with a reason to not make the effort and do the same. Then he turns and says to the narrator, with an unconvincing smile, “Yeah but you don’t look happy in the second picture. I’d rather be happy than skinny.” Then he goes back to plowing through a giant dinner of steak and potato mash with gravy.

The man in the picture is standing right in front of him, telling him all about how much happier he is and how much better he feels and how improved his life is.

People will always try to come up with that “yeah that person has what I wish I had, but I don’t want it because ______.” Some reason, some “fair” exchange that makes it all right to continue to not do anything, not make hard choices, not pursue things, not put the work in.
 
I've been staying on track with Chinny's uploads recently, and it got me thinking. Why do all deathfats think that normal (don't sue me for ableism) people around healthy weight range portion themselves all these crappy foods, and this is how they stay fit? Where does it come from? Why can't they see that normal people just avoid such crap not to become another Chantal or Jen?
 
I've been staying on track with Chinny's uploads recently, and it got me thinking. Why do all deathfats think that normal (don't sue me for ableism) people around healthy weight range portion themselves all these crappy foods, and this is how they stay fit? Where does it come from? Why can't they see that normal people just avoid such crap not to become another Chantal or Jen?
I also wonder that. I mean, do they think people eat fast food every single day three times a day like they do? Like, Chantal cannot even drink regular coffee, it has to be starbucks it seems.
 
Something that I think is the downfall of people who obsess over hitting their calorie limit and count calories is that the FDA (and I'm guessing this is similar in other countries) allows for like a 10-15% discrepancy in calories in labeling (think about it, fast food restaurants, while pretty monotone, can't make every food EXACTLY the same every time, it's also why most pickles are labeled 0 calories). It doesn't mean much for a normal person who doesn't count their calories, but for someone like Chantal, she could easily be eating 500-600 more calories a day than she thinks she is (maybe more), putting her over her BMR threshold and unable to lose weight.

I was trying to find their specific statement on this (I'm still looking) and found this interesting quote in the meantime: "serving sizes should be based on what people are actually eating, not what they should be eating". It's crazy that we've changed nutrition labels so much. It doesn't really mean anything when she says she just ate "a serving" of something, basically.

 
I really don't give a shit who's fat or not. Now when they start whinning about being fat and wanna not take the blame for their actions, then they can kiss a taint. There's those hypocritical ones that have a major victim complex and lecture people on how mean it is to make fun of overweight people and yet they turn around and try to shit on people who are thinner than them and still are deluded enough to believe that they still hold the moral high ground.

Had this fat 14 year old bitch telling me I'm unhealthily skinny because I weighed I think 88 to 95 pounds, despite the fact I'm like 5'1 or 5'2. I call her out on that and she tells me she's just being honest. This bitch herself is like only an inch or two taller than me and weighs 160lbs, so I give her a taste of her own medicine and she completely flips out and calls me shallow and judgemental. Bitch you were the one to start crap about my weight, most of these ham planets can't take what they dish out, and you think when it comes to anything dish related they'd take all they could get.

Tell me, is a 5'2 girl that's 95lbs really that skinny? My spine notches are visible and a bit of rib cage under my tits can be seen, but that's about it.

These SJWs need to realize that being a cunt doesn't make them look strong and independed, but only insecure and bitter people who secretly hate themselves, but try to lie to the world and themselves that they're happy as they are.
 
Had this fat 14 year old bitch telling me I'm unhealthily skinny because I weighed I think 88 to 95 pounds, despite the fact I'm like 5'1 or 5'2. I call her out on that and she tells me she's just being honest. This bitch herself is like only an inch or two taller than me and weighs 160lbs, so I give her a taste of her own medicine and she completely flips out and calls me shallow and judgemental. Bitch you were the one to start crap about my weight, most of these ham planets can't take what they dish out, and you think when it comes to anything dish related they'd take all they could get.
How old are you?
 
I really don't give a shit who's fat or not. Now when they start whinning about being fat and wanna not take the blame for their actions, then they can kiss a taint. There's those hypocritical ones that have a major victim complex and lecture people on how mean it is to make fun of overweight people and yet they turn around and try to shit on people who are thinner than them and still are deluded enough to believe that they still hold the moral high ground.

Had this fat 14 year old bitch telling me I'm unhealthily skinny because I weighed I think 88 to 95 pounds, despite the fact I'm like 5'1 or 5'2. I call her out on that and she tells me she's just being honest. This bitch herself is like only an inch or two taller than me and weighs 160lbs, so I give her a taste of her own medicine and she completely flips out and calls me shallow and judgemental. Bitch you were the one to start crap about my weight, most of these ham planets can't take what they dish out, and you think when it comes to anything dish related they'd take all they could get.

Tell me, is a 5'2 girl that's 95lbs really that skinny? My spine notches are visible and a bit of rib cage under my tits can be seen, but that's about it.

Lol you're 10-20 pounds underweight and are definitely not healthy, but I suspect you already know this. No one is interested in your body check descriptions. I strongly suggest you lurk more.
 
Lol you're 10-20 pounds underweight and are definitely not healthy, but I suspect you already know this. No one is interested in your body check descriptions. I strongly suggest you lurk more.
According to basic BMI calculators online it's 5-6 pounds below the healthy weight line. So, still underweight but like you said I'm sure it was a rhetorical question. I was at that BMI once upon a time. But that's when I had an actual eating disorder. I know those skew how you view your body, but even then I KNEW I wasn't healthy. Not saying they have one, but it's the mentality I'm talking about.

It's kind of random they'd mention the age of the person getting on them about their weight. Makes me suspect they're around the same age. Sounds pretty MATI too.
 
fare thee well skinny legend
Lol you're 10-20 pounds underweight and are definitely not healthy, but I suspect you already know this. No one is interested in your body check descriptions. I strongly suggest you lurk more.

Not as unhealthy as ham planet, don't get too upset about me sharing stories. I'd hate for you to have a melt down. <3

How old are you?

Was born in 1999 good sir. Before you question my age, remember that you're a member of a website that gossips about people you don't like.
 
Not as unhealthy as ham planet
You sure about that? When they find dogs that are showing bones like you are, they consider it animal abuse.

LOL Can you even drink yet? And so what? That just means we don't mind stooping just as low. But your inexperience and lack of maturity are "cute." Dis bitch acting all high and mighty just because she ain't fat. Also there's no proof we hate everyone we talk shit about. But you still have the mentality of a fucking teenager and the ego of one, but have fun with the dogpile.
 
God, I was living. Everyone at that Orange Julius was like 200 lbs or less, Chantal must have felt awful about herself. How can everyone else maintain a reasonable, or only slightly above average weight eating like she does? HOT TIP - Most people only eat garbage food one or two times a week, not three fucking times per day.

Also, she totes has the James K head rotation where her fat is forcing her head to look at the ceiling. You pretty much only see that kind of deformity on 650 lb or more people, but Chantal has acquired it at a svelte 450! Way to be!

I'll say this much: It's hard to not eat this shit all the time. It's constantly in our faces, and the large fast food corporations hire psychologists, nutritionists, and marketing experts to make their food as tantalizing and habit-forming as possible. You don't even notice how much it saturates our society until you go somewhere it doesn't. When I traveled in [somewhere not america] I noticed that there weren't ads every five seconds for tacobellmcdonaldsburgerkingwhatever. And I didn't see any of them, either. Coming back to the states was wild.
 
Her organs would be squished by 400 pounds of blubber slamming into them at high velocity. Some of them will pop like watermelons stepped on by elephants.

There have been many studies done, and the evidence is well in. A BMI of 40 means a 75% higher chance of death in an automobile accident than for a non-deathfatty. Chantal's BMI is around 75, maybe even higher. I am pretty sure that anything over 45MPH (which could be achieved in a head-on collision if both cars are going 25MPH) would leave her dead or mortally wounded (which probably means dead in minutes)

The issue isn't even using jaws of life to drag her out of her car. Unless a person is bleeding profusely or is unable to breathe, they can survive the wait. Clotso can't even breathe under the most favorable circumstances, like sitting in a chair doing nothing. Can you imagine her being able to breathe if she were wedged under the dashboard? She might have time to regret all that poutine before the lights go out, or at least fish a couple of french fries off the floorboards and go out with her boots on. But every time she enters that car, she veers a lot closer to dying than NASCAR drivers do.

Let's not forget that she managed to gouge her whole door and quarter panel just parking in her parking space. And I don't mean scratched, I don't mean scraped. I mean gouged. She was frantic about how Bibi would react because she had done exactly the same thing to his car. So she has a track record of hitting things already. The last one happened when she was in her Psych Emerge drug binge; THC will make her just as dopey if she consumes enough of it. And she's a menace even when sober.

She cut off a guy this week. We've seen her enter an intersection at the wrong time, forcing another (alert) driver to take evasive action (or she would have been solidly T-boned). She has admitted herself in a pissed-off video that she got road rage at some dude and her reaction even scared her.

Add to all this limited visibility, almost no mirror use, a seatbelt that constantly distracts her by chafing her neck, a bottom-tier car with poor acceleration and little-to-no maintenance (I'm curious to see if she keeps her tires inflated. She wouldn't be able to do it herself), distractions from video and food...

Essentially, she is a shitty driver who has every possible risk factor attached on top. If anything will increase her odds of crashing, she does it.

I'm waiting for an inevitable car accident saga, assuming she even survives it. Far better drivers than her have accidents, after all.

And if it is at a good enough velocity, Peetz will have to handle the rent himself from that day forward.

Recovering dead fat people's bodies is no easy task. I saw a wreck where a dude about chantals size drove into a muddy ditch and was killed. Because of his weight, along with the mud and the slope of the ditch , it meant that it would be difficult to extract him using just manpower. So he had to be harnessed with some livestock harness and dragged up out of the ditch by the tow truck driver.

His family wasnt happy about this and considered this an indignity as they felt he had been treated like livestock.Well if you eat as much as livestock and get as heavy as livestock, then you may just end up being hauled out of a ditch like livestock,
 
I'll say this much: It's hard to not eat this shit all the time. It's constantly in our faces, and the large fast food corporations hire psychologists, nutritionists, and marketing experts to make their food as tantalizing and habit-forming as possible. You don't even notice how much it saturates our society until you go somewhere it doesn't. When I traveled in [somewhere not america] I noticed that there weren't ads every five seconds for tacobellmcdonaldsburgerkingwhatever. And I didn't see any of them, either. Coming back to the states was wild.
Why did you fall for them? I'm legitimately not trying to be a dick, I just always thought that fast food ads were like, doing that thing where brand recognition makes you more likely to buy from that brand. Not that the food in them was actually tempting people to eat.
 
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Why did you fall for them? I'm legitimately not trying to be a dick, I just always thought that fast food ads were like, doing that thing where brand recognition makes you more likely to buy from that brand. Not that the food in them was actually tempting people to eat.

I generally don't fall for them , but speaking on a cultural level: they absolutely work. And if you think you're completely immune to it, then you're kidding yourself. There is a science and an art to these marketing campaigns to make people want to eat these foods. And it starts really early, too, because it's not like kids aren't seeing all the advertisements.
 
I generally don't fall for them , but speaking on a cultural level: they absolutely work. And if you think you're completely immune to it, then you're kidding yourself. There is a science and an art to these marketing campaigns to make people want to eat these foods. And it starts really early, too, because it's not like kids aren't seeing all the advertisements.
I don't have a TV, amigo, and I've not eaten fast food- even on road trips- since I started feeding myself. That's WHY I was curious. Something about the ad pipeline isn't reaching me in particular, so I want to know where that break is specifically.
 
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