Jacob Stuart Harrison Storytelling Thread - FSTDT Forums Ex-Pet Lolcow

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Fagatron said:
The Pope's claim to temporal authority that enabled him to award Ireland to England comes from the Donation of Constantine which was a forgery and is illegitimate though. Doubly so, since Ireland was never part of the Roman Empire at any point and yet the Pope just decided it was his. More of that lovley right of conquest practiced there.

There's also the problem of how England would be able to hold Ireland. The English were defeated by the Irish Volunteers in the south back in the 1910-20's. Even when Ireland was ruled by a Catholic English King the Irish still fought non-stop against them for eight hundered years, how do you propose to control them?
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Well the Normans with the backing of the Pope invaded Ireland to help assist the ousted king of Leinster regain his throne and in exchange Diarmait swore loyalty to Henry II and the Pope also backed the invasion because he wanted to reform the Irish Church So it can be argued that the English acquired Ireland legitimately because they were helping an ousted king.

My original plan was to infiltrate the Irish government to make the true monarch of England the ruler of Ireland again, but then someone here told me that amendments to the Irish constitution require referendums and the Irish will never agree to change the government, so Ireland needs to be invaded. Perhaps if the government is infiltrated by secret agents, then the invasion will be easier because they can surrender the country to the invaders.
 
Rabid Weasels said:
Is Alice burning in hell for the sin of committing suicide?
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I guess instead of calling it a suicide, it should be called a merging of identities. Since she was my feminine alternate identity, her identity merged back with mine. Think of it as being similar to Dr. Jeckl and Mr. Hyde except that the difference in identities is masculine vs feminine instead of good vs evil.
 
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Jacob Harrison said:
Well the Normans with the backing of the Pope invaded Ireland to help assist the ousted king of Leinster regain his throne and in exchange Diarmait swore loyalty to Henry II and the Pope also backed the invasion because he wanted to reform the Irish Church So it can be argued that the English acquired Ireland legitimately because they were helping an ousted king.

My original plan was to infiltrate the Irish government to make the true monarch of England the ruler of Ireland again, but then someone here told me that amendments to the Irish constitution require referendums and the Irish will never agree to change the government, so Ireland needs to be invaded. Perhaps if the government is infiltrated by secret agents, then the invasion will be easier because they can surrender the country to the invaders.
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That'll go well. Because an invaded people have never mounted armed resistance to an invading force. Nope, never happen.

If he's a troll, he's a dedicated one.
 
DrJonesHat said:
That'll go well. Because an invaded people have never mounted armed resistance to an invading force. Nope, never happen.

If he's a troll, he's a dedicated one.
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Naw, man, the people and military of a country founded on Jewish identity will have no problem with a subtle Catholic takeover, I'm quite sure
 
What are the long term plans for the Neo British Empire? Assuming you do take over Israel, Ireland and France where does it stop? Is it world domination as an end in itself or are you planning to attack Mecca or something?
 
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Fagatron said:
What are the long term plans for the Neo British Empire? Assuming you do take over Israel, Ireland and France where does it stop? Is it world domination as an end in itself or are you planning to attack Mecca or something?
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It will stop after the takeover of those countries if no other nations attack the united Europan Kingdom of England, Ireland, France and the vassal kingdoms of Scotland, Constantinople, and Jerusalem.

In the story about the parallel universe that the user on the forums is writing about, the other European nations intervened to help rebels against the new Kingdom such as the Irish resisting the invaders which sparked a European wide war that led to the European nations being conquered and turned into vassal kingdoms. It is likely that the other European nations will intervene to defend Ireland.

As for the Middle East, the Muslims will most likely oppose Turkey being infiltrated and taken over by Catholics. They also claim Jerusalem as theirs so there will likely be animosity between them and the restored Kingdom of Jerusalem, just like the current animosity between them and Israel.

MarineTrainedTard said:
Naw, man, the people and military of a country founded on Jewish identity will have no problem with a subtle Catholic takeover, I'm quite sure
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They will have no choice to support the restored Catholic Kingdom of Jerusalem because it will protect them from Muslim terrorism.
 
Jacob Harrison said:
It will stop after the takeover of those countries if no other nations attack the united Europan Kingdom of England, Ireland, France and the vassal kingdoms of Scotland, Constantinople, and Jerusalem.

In the story about the parallel universe that the user on the forums is writing about, the other European nations intervened to help rebels against the new Kingdom such as the Irish resisting the invaders which sparked a European wide war that led to the European nations being conquered and turned into vassal kingdoms. It is likely that the other European nations will intervene to defend Ireland.

As for the Middle East, the Muslims will most likely oppose Turkey being infiltrated and taken over by Catholics. They also claim Jerusalem as theirs so there will likely be animosity between them and the restored Kingdom of Jerusalem, just like the current animosity between them and Israel.
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You'll have the entire middle east declare war on you. The Arab's hate the Jews being there, but they'll find a Christian force to be even more contemptible.

Israel already is in what amounts to a permanent state of war, and it doesn't even have all the Islamic powers like Saudi at their throats right now like the Kingdom of Jerusalem would.
 
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If you tried to take over Jerusalem you would fail, and the Israeli government would issue a termination order for you. That's if the US hadn't already tossed you in a black site for trying to overthrow its closest allies.
 
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If you tried to take over Jerusalem you would fail, and the Israeli government would issue a termination order for you. That's if the US hadn't already tossed you in a black site for trying to overthrow its closest allies.
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But the Israeli government itself will be taken over by having secret agents of the society run for political office and then pass an act that will reestablish the crusader Kingdom of Jeruselem.
 
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Jacob Harrison said:
But the Israeli government itself will be taken over by having secret agents of the society run for political office and then pass an act that will reestablish the crusader Kingdom of Jeruselem.
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The IDF wouldn't go along with it, and neither would the people of Israel. They're kinda attached to the Jewish religion. They get touchy when people tell them they can't be Jewish, just like many Americans get annoyed when told they can't be their religion.
 
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Jacob Harrison said:
But the Israeli government itself will be taken over by having secret agents of the society run for political office and then pass an act that will reestablish the crusader Kingdom of Jeruselem.
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How do you intend to have somebody of Jewish birth or who has gone through the conversion process not only be good at maneuvering the political climate, but also go through all the motions of Judaism day in and day out suddenly become a God-fearing Catholic hell bent on restoring Constaninople at the moment of truth?
 
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Also there's no fucking way the Mossad, quite possibly the best intelligence agency in the world, won't figure it out and neutralize your agents. Shit, you publicly post about your idiot plan. Mossad probably already knows about it (and doesn't care because it's a fucking moronic plan)

That's even disregarding the CIA and MI5 and MI6
 
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I imagine there's a junior FBI agent that is fresh from the academy who's tasked with sifting through electronic communications that have been flagged by the NSA's massive surveillance operation. He stumbles upon this guy. At first he thinks he's just found someone who's roleplaying but takes a closer look just to be sure. After further analysis, he narrows it down to Jacob either being a very dedicated troll, or simply bugfuck nuts. Since it appears he has no ability to carry out his plan, the agent prints out his posts and passes them around the office for his fellow agents to laugh at. After all, they're tasked with protecting America from those who would do it harm, and that's stressful. I'm sure they keep a file of the weirdest shit they've come across in the course of their duties.
 
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How do you intend to have somebody of Jewish birth or who has gone through the conversion process not only be good at maneuvering the political climate, but also go through all the motions of Judaism day in and day out suddenly become a God-fearing Catholic hell bent on restoring Constaninople at the moment of truth?
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I can find Israeli Christians who will pretend to be Jewish when running for political office as well as Israelis who are willing to become secret agents for money. Those kind of people exist in every country.

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Also there's no fucking way the Mossad, quite possibly the best intelligence agency in the world, won't figure it out and neutralize your agents. Shit, you publicly post about your idiot plan. Mossad probably already knows about it (and doesn't care because it's a fucking moronic plan)

That's even disregarding the CIA and MI5 and MI6
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But they are so focused on stopping terrorists that they won't expect that someone on Kiwi Farms will be plotting to infiltrate their government.
 
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