Jacob Stuart Harrison Storytelling Thread - FSTDT Forums Ex-Pet Lolcow

[DrJonesHat]

I am turning 20 on March 3. Almost a year ago, I was diagnosed with bipolar disorder and have been taking medications since then.

That's about when mine showed up. Bipolar disorder can cause delusions, as well some weird fixations, like your obsession with finding England's true king. If it's not interferring with your ability to function normally, you're probably ok, but you might want to talk to your doc about it. Be sure you're following their directions on the meds. It's been my experience that psychatrists rarely do therapy, so you might look into that as well if you're not seeing a therapist already. Even if you're ok now, being under the care of a professional can head off major episodes before they can ruin your life.

 

[MW 590]

Ah ok, so you're already seeing someone.

Is this stuff with your fridge, or the strange animals, or seeing stuff out of the corner of your eye causing you anxiety? That's honestly the real test, is it making life unpleasant for you? I guess those sorts of thought patterns also kind of go with being manic, although there does seem to be a bit more... out there thinking.... with you.

And honestly, I'm not trying to give you a hard time, although I trade bantz like everyone else I am being serious here. Also, you're young, don't waste all your time arguing with idiots on the interwebz. But I think you should talk about this stuff with a real professional, if you aren't already.

These mysterious events give me curiosity and excitement.

That's about when mine showed up. Bipolar disorder can cause delusions, as well some weird fixations, like your obsession with finding England's true king. If it's not interferring with your ability to function normally, you're probably ok, but you might want to talk to your doc about it. Be sure you're following their directions on the meds. It's been my experience that psychatrists rarely do therapy, so you might look into that as well if you're not seeing a therapist already. Even if you're ok now, being under the care of a professional can head off major episodes before they can ruin your life.

I have both a psychiatrist who prescribes the meds and a therapist who I talk to and who communicates with the psychiatrist if things happen.

My obsession with restoring England’s true king is a result of my interests in England and history. It is just part of my nerdy personality.

 

[The Cunting Death]

I have both a psychiatrist who prescribes the meds and a therapist who I talk to and who communicates with the psychiatrist if things happen.

My obsession with restoring England’s true king is a result of my interests in England and history. It is just part of my nerdy personality.

Dude we're all nerdy weirdos here. We obsess over stupid people on the internet for Schadenfreude and laugh at other rètards.
Just saying you're not alone in that aspect.

 

[MW 590]

Oh come on man...



God himself is making special stuff happen to you specifically because it's really important to him that you repent and become a believer? And you suspect this because you found a frozen water in your fridge?

Come on dude, go through this step by step with me.

Step 1: You find a bottle of water frozen in your fridge, despite other bottles of water not being frozen.
Step 2: You recently decided you were no longer religious
Step 3: God must have frozen that one bottle of water for you to find to make your question your recent change

Do you not see the leap here? You found something weird (it's explainable, but admittedly weird at first glance). Your first instinct is that maybe it's a sign from the creator of the universe himself specifically for you.

This is what I mean by "You think there's something special about you". Because of your actions, the creator of the universe is breaking the laws of physics because it's just that important to him that you are a believer.

That's the kind of fantastical thinking that is a worrying symptom of schizophrenia. Do you not think that's a hell of a leap to make?

Here is an update video, after I moved the frozen water bottle to a different spot and I put the seltzer bottle in the spot in the refrigerator where the frozen water bottle was. You said that it is explainable. So what is your explanation for the results in this video?

YouTube

www.youtube.com

 

[Corbin Dallas Multipass]

Here is an update video, after I moved the frozen water bottle to a different spot and I put the seltzer bottle in the spot in the refrigerator where the frozen water bottle was. You said that it is explainable. So what is your explanation for the results in this video?

YouTube

www.youtube.com

OK, well the video is dark, and I'm watching it without sound. By the way I hate watching youtube videos...

But could you explain to me what you're trying to show in that video? Was the previously frozen water bottle also freezing in its new location, while the seltzer placed in the frozen water's place did not freeze?

I'm glad to see you already have the mental health stuff taken care of, by the way. Sounds like you're on top of it. Nothing wrong with being an obsessive weirdo, so long as it's not making you miserable.

 

[MW 590]

OK, well the video is dark, and I'm watching it without sound. By the way I hate watching youtube videos...

But could you explain to me what you're trying to show in that video? Was the previously frozen water bottle also freezing in its new location, while the seltzer placed in the frozen water's place did not freeze?

I'm glad to see you already have the mental health stuff taken care of, by the way. Sounds like you're on top of it. Nothing wrong with being an obsessive weirdo, so long as it's not making you miserable.

Yes. It proves that the original location of the frozen water bottle is not colder than the other parts of the refrigerator.

I took the bottle out of the refrigerator and it is melting. When it is fully melted I am going to put it back in the refrigerator to see if it freezes again. My mom said that she might have put it in the freezer before putting it in the basement refrigerator, but she doesn't remember. That is a likely explanation and my new experiment will prove whether that hypothesis is true.

 

[Corbin Dallas Multipass]

Yes. It proves that the original location of the frozen water bottle is not colder than the other parts of the refrigerator.

I took the bottle out of the refrigerator and it is melting. When it is fully melted I am going to put it back in the refrigerator to see if it freezes again. My mom said that she might have put it in the freezer before putting it in the basement refrigerator, but she doesn't remember. That is a likely explanation and my new experiment will prove whether that hypothesis is true.

Ah ha, missing information fills in the gaps.

Yeah, I was gonna suggest a cold spot in the fridge, it's not unusual to see that on the doors or against the back of the fridge sometimes. But your second check at least attempted to disprove that, although it's hard to say if it was valid, as the water was already frozen.

So now it sounds more like the water was already frozen when placed into the fridge, and just hasn't unfrozen yet. Well your experimental design is good, even if I find your experiment a little silly. But hey, better to be skeptical of everything and check for yourself.

Just FYI, I looked this up and found this: http://nerdybaby.blogspot.com/2015/07/melting-ice-in-fridge.html. They seem to say it took about a day for a cup of ice to melt in the fridge. You had more ice than a cup to start with, so it makes sense yours took longer. It also depends on the fridge temperature, obviously, and the temperature of the ice when it went in the fridge.

There's also another, really unlikely but theoretically possible option. It could be your fridge is right at 32F, so ice would never unfreeze, nor would water ever freeze. The water has a high heat capacity, so it would average the temperature out, making up for the fact that the fridge isn't cooled evenly or consistently (In reality it's probably going up and down a degree or two).

 

[Syaoran Li]

As an American of Scots-Irish, Irish Catholic, and Italian descent, all I really know and all I can really say is this...

Fuck England!

The United Kingdom is a cesspit and England is the worst of it all. Honestly, Britain is cucked so bad that even decent countries like Northern Ireland and Scotland still get fucked over because of those slack-jaked Anglo-Saxon dickheads!

Literally the only good thing this autist has said is that England should rejoin the Roman Catholic Church.

As someone who grew up Protestant, I can respect this. Fuck Protestantism, especially milquetoast limp-wristed English Protestantism!

(On a more serious note, is this guy for real? He does realize what kind of forum he's posting on, right?)

EDIT-Just read some of the more recent posts in this thread and all I can say is that this guy should really talk to his psychiatrists and therapists about these strange fixations.

Don't get me wrong, I'm a huge history geek as well but at this point his fixation on the English Crown is getting a little out there....

@Jacob Harrison if you need someone to talk to and sperg about history with, let me know and send me a PM. I'm more into military history and stuff like Ancient Rome or the American Civil War than I am with the English Crown, but I can still be someone to shoot the breeze with and sperg about history with.

Sorry for misjudging you earlier, I thought you were a troll at first.

 

[AF 802]

I am turning 20 on March 3. Almost a year ago, I was diagnosed with bipolar disorder and have been taking medications since then.

Understandable dude. Psychiatrist and I have been exploring the same diagnosis since 2015. Thinking I might be coming close to a diagnosis (or not).

 

[MW 590]

As an American of Scots-Irish, Irish Catholic, and Italian descent, all I really know and all I can really say is this...

Fuck England!

The United Kingdom is a cesspit and England is the worst of it all. Honestly, Britain is cucked so bad that even decent countries like Northern Ireland and Scotland still get fucked over because of those slack-jaked Anglo-Saxon dickheads!

Literally the only good thing this autist has said is that England should rejoin the Roman Catholic Church.

As someone who grew up Protestant, I can respect this. Fuck Protestantism, especially milquetoast limp-wristed English Protestantism!

(On a more serious note, is this guy for real? He does realize what kind of forum he's posting on, right?)

EDIT-Just read some of the more recent posts in this thread and all I can say is that this guy should really talk to his psychiatrists and therapists about these strange fixations.

Don't get me wrong, I'm a huge history geek as well but at this point his fixation on the English Crown is getting a little out there....

@Jacob Harrison if you need someone to talk to and sperg about history with, let me know and send me a PM. I'm more into military history and stuff like Ancient Rome or the American Civil War than I am with the English Crown, but I can still be someone to shoot the breeze with and sperg about history with.

Sorry for misjudging you earlier, I thought you were a troll at first.

I understand your grievances due to your Irish Catholic ancestry. But the problem is not with England, it is Protestant England.

You should support my plan, because it will involve giving Scotland independence since the true monarch of England is not the true monarch of Scotland, and Ireland will be reunified again under the true king of England, due to the fact that the kings of England were once Lords of Ireland.

 

[Syaoran Li]

I think you're sort of overthinking this whole plan to take over the English monarchy, which is much less influential and powerful in the 21st Century than they were in the 14th Century.

Honestly, even if you did manage to become King of England and depose the House of Windsor (which I can assure you that you will not) there is no way in Hell that Parliament will let you not only unify the Church of England with the Roman Catholic Church and they will definitely block any attempt to grant independence to Scotland or Northern Ireland (especially Northern Ireland)

Parliament would rather dissolve the monarchy than grant independence to Scotland (where most of England's economic and military assets are, including oil reserves and Britain's entire nuclear arsenal) and after all the bloodshed that happened in the 20th Century, they would not let Northern Ireland go.

And aside from Protestantism being closely intertwined with English political identity (partly because of things such as the Spanish Armada, the conquests of Ireland and the Scottish Highlands, and of course, the IRA) the Church of England is also a major financial asset to both the Crown and Parliament since England is a largely secular country in practice, but since the Anglican Church is state-sponsored (and a lot of major tourist sites are owned by the Church of England, including Westminster Abbey and Glastonbury Chapel) the Church of England is too politically and economically important for the UK, even if most Englishmen don't have any actual faith in the Church and only attend services on Christmas and Easter Sunday if at all.

With the tourist money made from Westminster Abbey alone, there's no way that the Crown or Parliament (both of whom sponsor the Church) would share that kind of money with the Vatican.

TL;DR-Just calm down and quit while you're ahead. Trying to become King of England based on little more than dubious ancestry claims and reunite the Anglicans with the Catholic Church is just not going to happen.

You should let this one go.

 

[MW 590]

I think you're sort of overthinking this whole plan to take over the English monarchy, which is much less influential and powerful in the 21st Century than they were in the 14th Century.

Honestly, even if you did manage to become King of England and depose the House of Windsor (which I can assure you that you will not) there is no way in Hell that Parliament will let you not only unify the Church of England with the Roman Catholic Church and they will definitely block any attempt to grant independence to Scotland or Northern Ireland (especially Northern Ireland)

Parliament would rather dissolve the monarchy than grant independence to Scotland (where most of England's economic and military assets are, including oil reserves and Britain's entire nuclear arsenal) and after all the bloodshed that happened in the 20th Century, they would not let Northern Ireland go.

And aside from Protestantism being closely intertwined with English political identity (partly because of things such as the Spanish Armada, the conquests of Ireland and the Scottish Highlands, and of course, the IRA) the Church of England is also a major financial asset to both the Crown and Parliament since England is a largely secular country in practice, but since the Anglican Church is state-sponsored (and a lot of major tourist sites are owned by the Church of England, including Westminster Abbey and Glastonbury Chapel) the Church of England is too politically and economically important for the UK, even if most Englishmen don't have any actual faith in the Church and only attend services on Christmas and Easter Sunday if at all.

With the tourist money made from Westminster Abbey alone, there's no way that the Crown or Parliament (both of whom sponsor the Church) would share that kind of money with the Vatican.

TL;DR-Just calm down and quit while you're ahead. Trying to become King of England based on little more than dubious ancestry claims and reunite the Anglicans with the Catholic Church is just not going to happen.

You should let this one go.

As I said before in this thread, secret agents of my society will become members of parliament, so parliament will pass an act making the true heir the king of England and give him absolute power. He will therefore have the authority to give independence to Scotland force the Church of England to rejoin the Catholic Church.

As for Ireland, the true heir to the throne of England is also the true heir to the throne of Ireland since the kings of England were Lords of Ireland at the time that Richard II was deposed in 1399. So Ireland will be reunified by having England invade Ireland and put the true heir on Ireland’s throne.

 

[The Cunting Death]

As I said before in this thread, secret agents of my society will become members of parliament, so parliament will pass an act making the true heir the king of England and give him absolute power. He will therefore have the authority to give independence to Scotland force the Church of England to rejoin the Catholic Church.

As for Ireland, the true heir to the throne of England is also the true heir to the throne of Ireland since the kings of England were Lords of Ireland at the time that Richard II was deposed in 1399. So Ireland will be reunified by having England invade Ireland and put the true heir on Ireland’s throne.

Wew lad, like the old saying goes:

 

[Randall Fragg]

As I said before in this thread, secret agents of my society will become members of parliament, so parliament will pass an act making the true heir the king of England and give him absolute power. He will therefore have the authority to give independence to Scotland force the Church of England to rejoin the Catholic Church.

As for Ireland, the true heir to the throne of England is also the true heir to the throne of Ireland since the kings of England were Lords of Ireland at the time that Richard II was deposed in 1399. So Ireland will be reunified by having England invade Ireland and put the true heir on Ireland’s throne.

I think you’re getting way ahead of yourself. You actually need to get people on board with your autistic shit before you can infiltrate the government. And you won’t be able to do that because you’re an utter spastic who can convince anyone with an IQ above room temperature that you’re right.

 

[MW 590]

I think you’re getting way ahead of yourself. You actually need to get people on board with your autistic shit before you can infiltrate the government. And you won’t be able to do that because you’re an utter spastic who can convince anyone with an IQ above room temperature that you’re right.

As I said before on this thread, I can teach this to my children, and they can teach their friends about it. This pattern will repeat when my children have children, so gradually there will be more people who will be part of my society. My plan will therefore be fulfilled, even if it is fulfilled years after my death.

 

[The Cunting Death]

As I said before on this thread, I can teach this to my children, and they can teach their friends about it. This pattern will repeat when my children have children, so gradually there will be more people who will be in on my plan. My plan will therefore be fulfilled, even if it is fulfilled years after my death.

your children are likely to rebel against you if you force stuff like this down their throats.

 

[Corbin Dallas Multipass]

As I said before on this thread, I can teach this to my children, and they can teach their friends about it. This pattern will repeat when my children have children, so gradually there will be more people who will be part of my society. My plan will therefore be fulfilled, even if it is fulfilled years after my death.

You aren't the first person with this plan. It.... mostly fails. Also, what a boring fucking endgame to a multi-generational plan! You're going to eventually take over a symbolic monarchy in a failing country on a failing continent?

Jesus man, have some ambition! You could probably start a religion, I hear there's good money in that, plus it's a decent route to power. The church of water and ice.
"Why does hot water freeze faster than cold water under some circumstances? Because Jacob Harrison wills it."
"Father, father, I found a vessel in a cool, but not freezing location, yet the contents were indeed frozen!" "Ah, my son, this is but a sign of the magnificence and benevolence of the Almighty Jacob Harrison, may he permit the ice of our souls to melt in the chill environment of this sinful earth".

I've gotta say, you have a pretty good name for it.

 

[AnOminous]

Jesus man, have some ambition! You could probably start a religion, I hear there's good money in that, plus it's a decent route to power.

You need social skills to start a religion. You can't be blindingly autistic.

 

[The Cunting Death]

You need social skills to start a religion. You can't be blindingly autistic.

he should probably try and mimic Philip Seymour Hoffman's character in The Master, that would surely work.

 

[MW 590]

You aren't the first person with this plan. It.... mostly fails. Also, what a boring fucking endgame to a multi-generational plan! You're going to eventually take over a symbolic monarchy in a failing country on a failing continent?

Jesus man, have some ambition! You could probably start a religion, I hear there's good money in that, plus it's a decent route to power. The church of water and ice.
"Why does hot water freeze faster than cold water under some circumstances? Because Jacob Harrison wills it."
"Father, father, I found a vessel in a cool, but not freezing location, yet the contents were indeed frozen!" "Ah, my son, this is but a sign of the magnificence and benevolence of the Almighty Jacob Harrison, may he permit the ice of our souls to melt in the chill environment of this sinful earth".

I've gotta say, you have a pretty good name for it.

The current state England is in gives me further ambition. I want to save England and make it great again. It is my duty as an ethnic and cultural Anglo Saxon to save my motherland and restore its true king.