James Rolfe / James D. Rolfe / Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN) / Rex Viper and Cinemassacre / Screenwave - Now with not much grieving about a 41-year old man still making videos on YouTube. We're the balls on the dick.

Which videos do you like the most from Cinemassacre?

  • Angry Video Game Nerd

    Votes: 1,812 63.5%
  • You Know Whats Bullshit

    Votes: 143 5.0%
  • James and Mike Mondays

    Votes: 96 3.4%
  • Board James

    Votes: 441 15.5%
  • Monster Madness

    Votes: 270 9.5%
  • James' movie reviews

    Votes: 90 3.2%

  • Total voters
    2,852
Has Kiwi done some sort of “What have we done?” Moment in regards to James? He surrounded himself with toxic people and his fan base suffered. That’s called internet drama. And that he stayed away from it for almost a decade before callously giving into the trolls is amazing.

The BTS video isn’t even a year old yet. And memers are still yakking “Do You Want Me To Suffer” and talking about 80s wood. The shilling is getting more mememy too. With that Raid Shadow Legends Anniversary.

James is still a lolcow in my book.
 
Has Kiwi done some sort of “What have we done?” Moment in regards to James? He surrounded himself with toxic people and his fan base suffered. That’s called internet drama. And that he stayed away from it for almost a decade before callously giving into the trolls is amazing.

The BTS video isn’t even a year old yet. And memers are still yakking “Do You Want Me To Suffer” and talking about 80s wood. The shilling is getting more mememy too. With that Raid Shadow Legends Anniversary.

James is still a lolcow in my book.
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I don't think he's a LOLcow (at the present time at least), but he's very flawed and he let a bunch of slobs nearly ruin his channel. I'm pleased that he's recently taken steps to fix the problems, but I'm also not optimistic that we're ever going to get back to the quality of the glory days.

I think it's fair to dunk on him if he continues to say stupid things like "no time". But people on Reddit going apoplectic about his hairline or spreading fiction about his wife cucking him with BBC is stupid and tired.
 
I think we PAL regioners are nostalgic for the pallet swap because that is what we grew up with. We didn't know back then that it was meant to look different. So that is what that game is to us.

Though I've mostly only have played roms of the original Contra for the last 20 years, so to me seeing the robots seems off now.
As an American, I honestly think the Probotector version looks kinda cool, honesty. Like something I could've seen being made into a cartoon/toyline in the 1980s. I'm almost surprised it wasn't.
 
What year was the jumping shark moment for AVGN for you guys? I personally think It was 2020 with a noticeable decrease in funny episodes and more sketch focused direction, but some people are way harsher and think the series started to tank immediately post Nerd Movie. As one of his biggest defenders I still really enjoy late 2010s AVGN, I think you can see screenwave start to take over the series direction from 2017 onwards but there were still really great episodes. Im one of the few who actually really liked The Amiga CD32 episode, It was a hilariously and bafflingly made bad console and The Town With No name gave us some great comedic reaction from James.

I even quite like The Home Alone, and Gilbert Gottfried episodes, It was just cool to see both Celebs work with the nerd and Gottfried (RIP dude) really worked with teh Nerds Energy. Hell, I even enjoy the 2021 Shrek and Fear and loathing episodes, they were just so ridiculous they had a sort of surreal elaborate energy that has been missing from a lot of the modern eps, they felt too safe and early AVGN. I prefer when James combines classic style with more elaborate surreal scenes, reminds me of the classic Mario 3 and Glicthes episode.

But I do agree that the last truly brilliant episode was Eartbound, It’s definitely felt like a finale of some sort, and it should’ve been the 200th episode or had ended the show there, I can’t think of a more fitting end to the shows legacy than that.
 
Im one of the few who actually really liked The Amiga CD32 episode, It was a hilariously and bafflingly made bad console and The Town With No name gave us some great comedic reaction from James.
Of all the consoles to destroy, he destroys a CD32. These things go for over 600$.
It's worth more than a 3DO.
 
I always assumed the AmigaCD32 he destroyed was one that didn't work, or was just a plastic shell made to look like the real thing. Did he confirm somewhere that he destroyed a real one?

Other than that, I liked that episode too, even if some of the humor came from just how hilariously surreal that Kang Fu game was.

I actually avoided watching the Town With No Name episode for a long time, because I tend to not watch videos about games I've seen other youtubers cover, and that one was of course riffed by the almighty Retsupurae (I miss them about as much as I miss Spoony). I realize now that was a stupid hang-up to have, since of course Retsu just riff the footage, while James actually describes how the game plays and how to make the plot advance and gets the "real" ending of the game (or rather, whoever recorded footage got the real ending, but.. you know what I mean).

On this note, I've seen Amiga fans say the Zool games are classics, but I loaded them up on emulator and... eh... I guess you had to grow up with them. Playing them for the first time now, the element I really hate is where you have to collect a majority of the items in each stage before it'll let you continue on.

I was kinda mixed on the Earthbound episode, in particular I was hoping he'd somehow recreate the game's actual ending in his own Nerd interpretation, but instead he acts like the story ends at Ness' dream. I'm also not a big fan of his "it doesn't play like Final Fantasy VI therefore its bad" model of complaints.

Admittedly I've seen a lot of supposed fans of RPGs who don't understand how or why they work, but regardless... the thing is Earthbound is balanced around its limited inventory, the whole point is to incentivize using your items instead of just hording them. Whereas with Final Fantasy, you usually end up with thousands of potions, ethers, rat dicks etc. that you're never ever gonna use because the magic is so overpowered and easily refilled. I can understand how limited inventory can seem bad if you're not used to it, but more people ought to give it a chance.

Apologies if I said this already, but I tend to think AVGN is at his best when he's either discussing hardware (the 3DO or Sega 32X episodes) or is dealing with something potentially nostalgic. It feels wrong for him to talk about something like Life of Black Tiger (I only just watched the ep but I honestly did not like Gottfried, he really felt like he was reading off a cue card to me). I remember feeling like his Incredible Crash Dummies episode was a particular high point. It was also one of those "Oh god I used to actually have one of those damn toys" moments (my crash dummy lost its head on a school playground and I never found it... and I never bought another crash dummy toy ever again).

EDIT: As for a shark-jumping moment, I still think there really wasn't one. I said in past posts that I've always had mixed feelings about AVGN, and some of the complaints about later seasons echo things I remember saying about his "good" years. For me the main factor is just that his earliest episodes are nostalgic as they remind me of a time when Youtube was actually good, while his more modern episodes are only nostalgic in the media they talk about, and sometimes how they discuss them.

The LJN episode wasn't great, but its final moments actually kinda brought a tear to my eye and really felt like a "final AVGN" type deal, like an end of an era. Which, if he really is ditching the Slobs and trying to make it more personal, maybe it really is the end of an era of sorts....
 
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I don't want to be a backseat mod, but what caused the thread to go from multimedia - internet famous back to multimedia?
Also, I feel that when the nerd jump the shark after the E.T. review / when the movie came out, I think he was done after the movie came out. There were good episodes though.
 
I don't want to be a backseat mod, but what caused the thread to go from multimedia - internet famous back to multimedia?
Also, I feel that when the nerd jump the shark after the E.T. review / when the movie came out, I think he was done after the movie came out. There were good episodes though.
Not a mod, but i'm sure the poor reviews in the last years and all the drama happened in all the years (you know, when Mike Matei finally resigned from his work with James in general and Justin Silverman being the fucking retard he has) was a reason to putting this thread in Internet Famous.
Now, with all the new thumbnails and Contra being a good review after a long time... i'm sure that was the other reason to putting this back.
 
Not a mod, but i'm sure the poor reviews in the last years and all the drama happened in all the years (you know, when Mike Matei finally resigned from his work with James in general and Justin Silverman being the fucking retard he has) was a reason to putting this thread in Internet Famous.
Now, with all the new thumbnails and Contra being a good review after a long time... i'm sure that was the other reason to putting this back.
Yeah, James had his lolcow status upgraded to "Grieving Thread", à la Simpsons and South Park. He's not Spoony nor h3h3, but at the same time his best years are far behind him.
 
What year was the jumping shark moment for AVGN for you guys? I personally think It was 2020 with a noticeable decrease in funny episodes and more sketch focused direction, but some people are way harsher and think the series started to tank immediately post Nerd Movie. As one of his biggest defenders I still really enjoy late 2010s AVGN, I think you can see screenwave start to take over the series direction from 2017 onwards but there were still really great episodes. Im one of the few who actually really liked The Amiga CD32 episode, It was a hilariously and bafflingly made bad console and The Town With No name gave us some great comedic reaction from James.
Just checking the episode list, the last really good year was 2014 with how he did twelve Christmas episodes that year. But looking at the 2015-18 episodes there's some gems in there which really taper off in 2019, 2020, and especially 2021. The obvious cause of this is James getting burned out from the AVGN movie and the arrival of Screenwave.
 
don't know about jumping the shark, but the JP: Trespasser might be the ep where he's he most disengaged. the nerd scenes looked so bad...shirt wasn't even buttoned, and the rest of the ep is voice over, guest reviewer, interview, and one skit.

The MM games one would've acted as a nice finale ep, from going through time and accepting his fate, and it was the 10 year mark...but if that happened, we wouldn't have gotten the EB episode or Majora's mask ep.
 
Was Planet of the Apes the first Screenwave AVGN? It certainly was one of the first ones where I noticed a shift.

Cuz AVGN during the years he was making the movie was pretty crappy save for a couple great ones like Tiger Games. But the quality of AVGN started to go back up during what many call the “Golden Age” of Cinemassacre AKA The return of Board James years.

As I said initially, POTA was one of the, if not the, first AVGN’s where I said to myself “Huh….This one wasn’t that good.”
That was when the Screenwave guys showed up out of nowhere and most of us were like “Who the fuck are these dudes?”
 
Was Planet of the Apes the first Screenwave AVGN? It certainly was one of the first ones where I noticed a shift.

Cuz AVGN during the years he was making the movie was pretty crappy save for a couple great ones like Tiger Games. But the quality of AVGN started to go back up during what many call the “Golden Age” of Cinemassacre AKA The return of Board James years.

As I said initially, POTA was one of the, if not the, first AVGN’s where I said to myself “Huh….This one wasn’t that good.”
That was when the Screenwave guys showed up out of nowhere and most of us were like “Who the fuck are these dudes?”
Screenwave had a small role in episodes ever since the movie, but the first proper Screenwave-era review I want to say was Drake of the 99 Dragons.
 
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