James Rolfe / James D. Rolfe / Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN) / Rex Viper and Cinemassacre / Screenwave - Now with not much grieving about a 41-year old man still making videos on YouTube. We're the balls on the dick.

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Which videos do you like the most from Cinemassacre?

  • Angry Video Game Nerd

    Votes: 1,807 63.5%
  • You Know Whats Bullshit

    Votes: 142 5.0%
  • James and Mike Mondays

    Votes: 96 3.4%
  • Board James

    Votes: 440 15.5%
  • Monster Madness

    Votes: 270 9.5%
  • James' movie reviews

    Votes: 90 3.2%

  • Total voters
    2,845
It honestly looks pretty good but Screenwave is being dodgy in showing off the game and it's release is looming for early 2025 I think. But beyond that, they're also involved with the new Blu-ray for the Toxic Crusaders cartoon. The big controversy is that they're using ai to upscale it and it doesn't look too bad but I'm a little indifferent because I never liked the cartoon (the toys were better).
I remember trying to watch this cartoon (not during original broadcast but later on DVD I think) and the version I found had an intro by.... I can't remember his name, the dude who was in the AVGN episodes about the games based on the cartoon....

And he did an intro to the cartoon but it was the same sort of cheap "we did it for the money because we saw what others were doing!" type of humor and it just made me lose interest in other Troma productions.

Which is sad as I recalled that old guy being kinda funny in that AVGN episode.
 
I don't hate the neighbor but he's not camera ready and his interactions with James is very forced and not funny.
i also don't hate him but i don't want to watch anything with him in it.

if you were making videos for fun with a group of friends he'd be ok as the fifth or sixth person-- like "ok let's act out humorous scenes from our d&d game in the woods behind my house" -- but he REALLY doesn't need to be featured in anything let alone on a legendary youtube channel.

altho i will probably watch part 2 of the stupid a.i. storyline if it's ever released.
 
So James is desperately cycling through people from his past to find somebody who won't be alienated by his arrested development or his harpy wife? We're at that part of middle-age burnout now?
It's refreshing to see people call out his lazy bitch of a wife. Nobody can do that on the Truth ever since Dan Olson made that stupid video.
 
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James... just cut it all off already please.
 
It's refreshing to see people call out his lazy bitch of a wife. Nobody can do that on the Truth ever since Dan Olson made that stupid video.
There's definitely something "off" about their relationship. They had a short-lived music podcast where James talks about the same bands as usual (ACDC, Sabbath, Ozzy, Rob Zombie, etc) with his wife. I can't find the videos now and wish I archived but I'll let more dedicated spergs take credit for that. But they had a weird kind of chemistry where you would never guess they were husband and wife let alone lovers. You get the sense that James is used to calling her ma'am and she rewards him with vidya and cookies. I'm not even joking, it's really like he's addressing her like she's his school teacher.
 
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