Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[Pierre D'Olnique]

Even if it slows down we should safely get 1.5M, maybe 2M, before the deadline hits.

 

[Officer Douche]

Ross specifically said he wouldn't feel completely safe about it unless it got at least 1,200,000 signatures.

28 days left with a jacksepticeye and pewdiepie cosign.

I got a gut feeling it's gonna be too big to rig at this point.

 

[faith hilling]

so 100k for the day is basically a lock. the question now is how much can we smash past that 100k mark.

 

[Burnt Effigy]

We are exactly 10000 votes away from reaching the "5000 votes a day" threshold. (140 000 votes remaining in 28 days.)
Idle, the petition did about 500 votes a day, getting to that guarantees reaching a million.
Only way to be safe is to get to a million early.

 

[Foltest]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I have sign the petition,
How about you?

 

[Maeis]

850k.

 

[The Wise Shaman]

One weird thing I noticed is how smaller countries have way higher signatures/capita requirements to achieve 100% than larger ones. We already got the 7 country required so this no longer matters, but it's still weird.





Press F to pay respects to our comrades in Malta, Cyprus and Luxembourg. The game was rigged for them from the start.

 

[Leaf Wage Slave Jr]

Y'know, I though Leafland was fucking stupid for floating the idea of trying to join the EU rather than talk to the Orange Man.

Now I'm annoyed because I can't sign the petition. How the turns table...

Imagine being such a malding CUCK that you get cucked out of being the main topic of a thread made about you by some of the most autistic people on the internet on a forum dedicated to the lifespan observation of retards. He'll be relevant again once he does something stupid/funny/both but man if he isn't irrelevant now.

I mean, statistically speaking it had to happen to at least one lolcow. If it means I never have to fear this Malding fucktard and his fake deep voice again, I'm all for it.

 

[Shekel Puff]

We're totally hitting a 100k today, aren't we

 

[Maeis]

We're totally hitting a 100k today, aren't we

not even hitting you with a rainbow it's probably happening.

 

[The Stranger]

I got a gut feeling it's gonna be too big to rig at this point.

Never underestimate Israeli magicks

 

[dustnight]

Last time I check the UK petition is at 83k, I take a nap and it's now past the goal at 104k with EU petition at 850k

FURFAGGOT ON SUICIDE WATCH

 

[Scorpion From MK]

He said in his latest stream that "updates are released the first week of each month".

Jason "first week of every month" Hall


Also Jason "first of every month" Hall:

Also Jason:

"Send me whatever you want, it's not gonna do anything. Enjoy."

>I was like 15 sitting on LiveLeak


(https://archive.is/tbMEv)


(https://archive.is/SQkRe#selection-319.0-321.23)
2006 - 1987 = 19
Cool story bro.

 

[volatile puar]

View attachment 7588977
https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/702074/Fucking Brit bongs did it.
>Britain
>North Irish
>Scotland
>Wales
>The Browns coming in on the banana boats
Well done all on voting

MALD WILL LOSE

It looks like 2Kliksphilip is the reason the UK petition met its goal.

 

[The Wise Shaman]

3,000 MORE AND WE'RE HITTING 100,000!

 

[finnoid retard]

We are going to make it bros.

Show this furfag the power of autistic gamers

 

[Ahriman]

I've been spreading awareness everywhere I can, it's frustrating not being able to put my name on it, but hopefully us burgers will still reap the rewards.

If you know of any 'muricans with dual EU citizenship (Italian, German, etc) they should be able to sign.

I am doing my part in spreading the word around my neck of the woods.

 

[fukkit]

His banned word list grows longer every day. Has to be in the thousands by now

 

[Spooky Space Kook]

I promise to not make fun of Europeans for a year, well maybe not that long but I'll try going a week with out dunking on Eurofags if they manage to pull through. When we win we need to just meme the shit out of it every where so Piratefagware sees it every time he sits his fat ass down at his computer.

 

[Inspector Rex]

Just remember bros. Winning is winning. Until 1,000,000 it is losing, and even then they might eliminate signatures. The margin needs to be high. Maldavius Figtree is betting on your inaction and complacency.

Yeah, the signature denial rate will be probably a lot higher than the average just because the movement gained global traction. There is going to be a swath of non EU-retards signing up.