That would be the most notable thing Jon Blow has done since he cried over the Soulja Boy review of BraidMald has found a guide for The Witness. We're now *this* close to a ShartBound code review by Jon Blow. Come on, Mald, say something really retarded, please. It'd be so fucking funny.
Cheats in puzzle game.
I was gonna say it's more like retard behavior but then that one Far Cry scene popped into my head.
It is funny watching him do them wrong so many times, doing things like running the line into a dead end and he does this on every puzzle multiple times. I truly believe he has a guide up the whole time to get through this.
In his defence, this one single incident doesn't mean anything, and he would probably use his other monitors now.
Wasn't Shaye's FA account called "Necrophile" as well?
I can fix his website with just a few lines of code.
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Before the debrief, I want to address a related topic. I’ve seen many people in this thread claim that Mald rarely talks about or works on his game during his streams. I used to watch a lot of Mald’s streams—surprisingly, I even liked the guy at one point. His streams had a chill vibe, at least before we had access to perspectives beyond his own.
I was wondering wtf. I even went to the other comment to see if I had missed it like that before.
Look I use Grammarly to check on my work sometimes before I upload so the copy-paste probably did it. As you can see from my work. I get very very ranty and have a lot to say.
i dont know why you are whispering but yes, exactly.
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Does he have two "lawyers"? Is this the one that's also one of his mods? Because the first one he was talking about (the mod) was never a lawyer, he helped with wills, and he quit to Mald fulltime because "law firms don't actually care about helping people so I wanted to do something actually meaningful in my life, watch some guy playing videogames all day on the internet" lol.
Yes, it's the same guy. Turned out he wasn't even a paralegal, just answering phones in a call center and telling people which government forms to fill out for shit or other departments to contact(that was my impression after looking up what his job was at least).
I seem to remember him implying he is still 'law job holder' of some sort by sarcastically saying attorney means different things in usa vs uk.
You know, the only thing stopping Jason from being set ablaze is that he isn't interesting enough to solicit enough of even a bad reaction, that's even sadder, imagine you're such a lowly fucking con-man that even though you have a kiwifarms thread blowing up for a month nobody cares to make a deep dive?
Well for one thing, practicing law in the UK doesn't mean shit in the US for the most part. But he meant in the sense of... that being his profession(which probably does qualify as lawyer, but isn't the same as something like a trial attorney even in the US) but the reality is it was his former job and he hadn't established a career.
I've only seen a review of The Witness by some pretentious YouTube channel a few years ago. So correct me if I am wrong, but aren't these puzzles logic puzzles? With rules you have to follow? It doesn't look like he was methodically solving it at the start of that clip, just kind of floundering. I thought he was a big fan of MSPaint, so why didn't he doodle out the puzzle and try to understand it? That way so he could show to his chat his problem solving skills and help dispel any myths of cheating? It does seem highly likely that he looked it up on his phone in the bathroom, but he could have at least tried to explain it better to hide it. From his viral clips, bad MSPaint diagrams seems like the natural way he explains things he understands (or misunderstands). If he had a real eureka moment away from the screen, you would have thought he would be keen to share it.