Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[Aurellia Spaghettellia]

I've said this before, in a sense the OST is the most real part of the game, so he leverages it to the literal maximum.
It's the only thing that is complete, and it's the only thing that is well done.

He feels good clinging to it, gives the impression that the other components will follow the same standards.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Does Stijn van Wakeren (composer) get any royalties or did he rip him off?

Presumably the composer was paid upfront to complete the OST and now it's Fagtree's to use as he pleases. That's probably why it's all he uses because it means he can avoid fraudulent copyright claims that are rife on Twitch and YouTube.

 

[my penis is on fire]

There's one more instance of combat according to wiki https://heartbound.fandom.com/wiki/Rhode#Combat

THERE’S ONLY THREE ENEMIES IN THE ENTIRE GAME? God damn, we’ve been missing the forest for the trees, drilling down into the specifics of his code so much that we didn’t notice the game itself has absolutely nothing

 

[Lie Eater]

I've said this before, in a sense the OST is the most real part of the game, so he leverages it to the literal maximum.
It's the only thing that is complete, and it's the only thing that is well done.

He feels good clinging to it, gives the impression that the other components will follow the same standards.

I think this is the funniest shit about his whole persona. mald (who's name I still refuse to capitalize) has a few things that made his whole identity and each thing that has made him is just leverage of someone else's work. his Blizzard connections, Shaye's pooner OST, Offbrand Games, and the ferret "rescue" are all shit he didn't make or has minimal impact on until there's a chance to fuck it all up. If anyone else had his position at Blizzard and the same connections they would delegate enough time out of their week to become a junior software dev in less than 2 years but here we are. Evil cannot create for it can only imitate and wear a fursuit.

EDIT: Surprised that TurkeyTom hasn't started deflecting for mald, probably exhausted after doing it for free so long for destiny.

 

[Aurellia Spaghettellia]

I think this is the funniest shit about his whole persona. mald (who's name I still refuse to capitalize) has a few things that made his whole identity and each thing that has made him is just leverage of someone else's work. his Blizzard connections, Shaye's pooner OST, Offbrand Games, and the ferret "rescue" are all shit he didn't make or has minimal impact on until there's a chance to fuck it all up. If anyone else had his position at Blizzard and the same connections they would delegate enough time out of their week to become a junior software dev in less than 2 years but here we are. Evil cannot create for it can only imitate and wear a fursuit.

The OST is not Shaye's but of a decently talented dutch pseudo furry artist (didn't looked too much into it TBH). But I agree, great point

 

[Panzekampfwagen Einz]

If Mald tested that powerplant better, we'd have cold fusion by now. The poll in the thread is kind of weird. I doubt OP intended to ask for a prediction about whether cold fusion will happen, but so it goes.

When he was putting up a poll I suggested Cold Fusion since its the technology that has been "just around the corner" for the last 50 or so years.
Just like his game.

 

[Black Willow Lurker]

For how many years has Mald played the Heartbound OST as background music on stream? It's also there in older clips. Does Stijn van Wakeren (composer) get any royalties or did he rip him off? How can you listen to the same music for years and not lose your mind? I bet malds top 10 albums of all time is: Heartbound OST

We might need a psychiatrist for this one. Or a good bullshit detector:

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[Lie Eater]

The OST is not Shaye's but of a decently talented dutch pseudo furry artist (didn't looked too much into it TBH). But I agree, great point

Fuck, my bad, I misremembered that Shaye is the artist he grilled over a signpost for 30 minutes on stream. I feel like this somehow makes it even worse that he outsourced so fucking far. I'll do better next time.
It looks like they do have it uploaded onto spotify so hopefully if anyone including mald leaves it running they get the money for it instead of him.

When he was putting up a poll I suggested Cold Fusion since its the technology that has been "just around the corner" for the last 50 or so years.
Just like his game.

Thank you. It gives me a good chuckle every time I open the thread alongside the visual counter of gunt guard attempts.

 

[Luecke]

There's one more instance of combat according to wiki https://heartbound.fandom.com/wiki/Rhode#Combat
And this Rhode character is so hard to write (video)

oh wow. That looks so fun, can you even change your "weapons" or is it all scripted. It is such a basic fight and I would guess its probably a template from gamemaker

 

[PHUCKERPRIME]

The whole story is told like that scene from Final Fantasy IX

Spoiler: FF9 spoilers

The whole point of that scene was that Zidane was a positive driving force for 90% of the party members (except Amaranth who is a faggot) for the entire game. Then at that point he becomes depressed as Garland tries to revert him to a genome weapon. Those voices are telling him to stop acting like a nigger since all those people he helped made it because they weren't alone, and he himself isn't alone so he should ask for help.

It's a beautiful moment in the game because of what happened before it. Jason sees those moments and thinks his gaym should have them all the time to make it more gooder because more is better.

Imagine if Undertale was Sans's fight the entire game. You know those pretentious alternate reality UT fangames where everyone is evil or something equally cringy? That's what Mald aspires to. It's shit. Not only do I not wanna back this, I'm gonna start actively telling people not to.

 

[Aurellia Spaghettellia]

We might need a psychiatrist for this one.

MY specialized armchair psychiatrist take:

"I have OCD and it's dangerous" - I'm special and a victim
"I've been clinically tested for this" - Appeal to authority
"This happened to me when I was younger. [...] this happened to me when I was much younger" - Don't question the details
"You can find ways to fix yourself" - Poor souls from chat, I'm a good guy leading you to the light, trust me

 

[Glowie]

EUROPE FTW​

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Confetti are like tacticle fidget toys which activate my neurons

 

[MaldingFerret]

Not even Mald dunking can make me click on a YongYea video though.

most of his video was replaying ross' video. Reaction grifter. Literal mouthpiece for reddit and nothing more.

 

[harmy.kook]

Heads up, got a "hypothetical" PA request coming from Cardposting

What your asking is starting to run very close to the touching the cow. Which (in case no one has mentioned it) is a no no and will reap the wrath of our cheese loving all mighty feeder.

 

[Roachbound]

THERE’S ONLY THREE ENEMIES IN THE ENTIRE GAME? God damn, we’ve been missing the forest for the trees, we’ve been drilling down into the specifics of his code so much that we didn’t notice the game itself has absolutely nothing

The easiest way to describe heartbound is that it has less content than the tutorial section of undertale.

 

[Glowie]

Heads up, got a "hypothetical" PA request coming from Cardposting

Of course it's Muttley concern trolling last time he sperged on about newfags while ban evading his alt before getting permanently banned for thirdth time

 

[JJLiautaud]

btw we are close to 1,300,000 and have 22 more days
hard to believe that it was all hopeless 2 weeks ago
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Never doompill, always keep fighting, you may lose, but if you give up you will definitely lose.

 

[woc_krava]

We might need a psychiatrist for this one. Or a good bullshit detector:
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This reminds me of that Curb your enthusiasm episode, where the lady was working at place where she needed to listen to the Looney Tunes intro on loop for decades and went insane.

 

[Slav Power]

We might need a psychiatrist for this one. Or a good bullshit detector:
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Real OCD doesn't look like this. Real OCD is much worse, and I speak from experience.

I recommend giving this video a listen. Granted, my case of OCD was way less severe than that of Vexxsie's, but it was the same symptom of "everything is contaminated" psychosomatic mindfuckery. And yes, if you thought Chuck McGill's "condition" was bullshit, think again. Shit's real, it's all in your mind, you can't just blank out on it since it "lives" on it's own and it's a hell to live with. Go fuck yourself Jason.

 

[Dr. Ricearoni]

Does anyone know if there is any other combat in his game? I have never seen anything other than that

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on his Steampage it says, there are multiple enemys and weapons, but never seen any. It is probably an abandoned feature in his walking simulator
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Wait, really, that's the combat? That's just a series of shitty microgames so lame they'd get rejected from warioware. There's so many ways to do the idea of a minigame-centric boss fight way better... In fact, Toby Fox just released a boss fight that does.