Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

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Which will happen first?

  • Jason Hall finishes developing his game

    Votes: 33 0.8%
  • YandereDev finishes developing his game

    Votes: 411 9.6%
  • Grummz finishes developing his game

    Votes: 117 2.7%
  • Chris Roberts finishes developing his game

    Votes: 143 3.4%
  • Cold fusion

    Votes: 1,638 38.4%
  • The inevitable heat death of the universe

    Votes: 1,924 45.1%

  • Total voters
    4,266
I have no clue about Deltarune, but this would work in german too. It's "lang" and "lang".
I guess something like this pops up in many languages.
On the other hand, getting the pun at the end of a sentence is often a bit harder in german, because grammar. That seems to me the harder part of localizing jokes.
 
I can't think of anyone retarded enough to break their workflow to run their writing through 6 different translators. No fucking WAY Jason knows 2 languages, let alone all 6.

Yeah there are so many clips of him talking about having paid translators. This one is especially funny.
That Arabic back and forth was so funny. “Hey man add Arabic - I’ll even translate it for free!”
“Oh my man we don’t do that shit here. Nobody works for free. We pay all our translators 50% above market rate.”
“Oh cool - any plans to add Arabic?”
“Nah it costs 6 grand it’s too expensive”
 
Yeah there are so many clips of him talking about having paid translators. This one is especially funny.
HOLY FUCK I missed that, and the one about "paying russians for literally anything is a federal crime" made me want to fucking BREAK something

ATOMIC HEART is russian based, and steam REGULARLY pays the devs MONEY.

I would literally respect him more if he just said "no russians are smelly fucking drunks fuck them". I can be ok with prejudice against ruskies, but making up TOTAL BULLSHIT for it pisses me off. Just say you don't like em!

Also you aren't REQUIRED to pay people either, if they volunteer shit, its volunteered.

Fucking jackass.

Give me my mati hat plz, because I'm mati
 
He loves pulling the fridge clip in discord to prove how great the code is
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Cope about how easy heartbound is to work on (read ↑)
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Never stopping.. except that one time when you didn't update your game for a year
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Good news! Animus is almost done (read ↑)
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Sales numbers, update probably not coming today either (read ↑)
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Also he shared the Heartbound_Completion.xlsx
What’s the discord command he uses to prove ferret RAPE is good again, was it !Rape ?
 
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Apparently the update was so shit that he has to write atleast another 9 hours
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How and why does he have 17 employees holy shit. Also why is his business model to scam people in to buying a game forever in early access
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Apperently he's going to spend a million on his ferret hoard, seems like a sensible thing to do in his current position
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I'm perplexed here. Are ferrets just running around wild where he is and they need to be rescued? Is that a big problem somewhere in the USA I'm unaware of? Is there some mass influx of homeless and abused ferrets that warrants making some sort of shelter for them? Am I getting this right?
 
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This is possibly his biggest lie so far.

First of all, this is all bullshit. We've seen his "writing"
Why would you translate your writing right after?

I think you would wait till you're finished. You know... in case you change anything. Because then you don't have to translate it again.
What the fuck?
What a retard.

I'm perplexed here. Are ferrets just running around wild where he is and they need to be rescued? Is that a big problem somewhere in the USA I'm unaware of? Is there some mass influx of homeless and abused ferrets that warrants making some sort of shelter for them? Am I getting this right?
No, I think he's doing similar to what that fox lady that offed herself is doing, buying them from petco and acting like he's saving them by giving petco money.
It is his lil furry menagerie to show off as a stature of wealth to other furries.

he ended up looking darkest dungeonish
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These nightmarish companies can be felled, they can be beaten!
Think the audio on companies needs to be adjusted.

eh?
i think logo kinda got lost
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heres the version with glow and without glitch effect on the body
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The logo definitely is hard to see.

Can you do a highlight around the spiral edges inside?
Maybe a green line or purple even just around the edge.

Not an artist, but I know clip studio as an outline function so if its a separate layer you could try that. Maybe photoshop has that too? I don't know. Last time I used photoshop you could actually buy and own it in disc form.
 
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Any recent clips of Mald bringing up his million dollar ferret project on stream? Probably the best way to get even more people realizing how much of a fraud he is in regards to actually caring about his shitty undertale clone.
 
Any recent clips of Mald bringing up his million dollar ferret project on stream?
Once the coding critique dies down there'll be plenty of room for some ferret and/or animal rescue related content creator to make a video on how sloppily run Jason's "sanctuary" (AKA PR and adrev machine) is. The whole world is already systematically dismantling every part of his career and personality he holds dear, may as well touch on everything to truly break his spirit- it's free real estate!
 
It's not registered as a rescue nor a charity. It's his personal pet collection and his goal is to have hundreds of them.
This bit should be pushed more. I've seen fans justify it specifically as being a "sanctuary", but he specifically calls it a rescue regularly. I've never heard of a rescue whose goal is to keep animals forever while expanding capacity, since their actual goal is to rehabilitate and move animals to homes, or back into the wild if they're wildlife. Ferrets are obviously domesticated pets.

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In 2024 Jason's stream donated $7500 to ferret dreams, which is an actual rescue. You can tell because it says "rescue and adoption" at the top of their website, "our adoption process" on the top banner, and "Ferret Dreams Rescue and Adoption 20 Year Anniversary" a bit lower down. Here's a link their adoption page filled with ferrets.

He's been careful not to call the hoard a "charity" specifically.
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Then you get into the classic argument (see: Jirard) over whether you can even "donate" to a non-charity. Generally if you donate to a streamer you understand it's not an actual donation, but I'd argue that someone who thinks they're donating to a "rescue" or "foundation" is being led to believe they're actually donating to a charity.

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Also something I didn't know, a mysterious youtuber donated $800 and then did a charge back 6 months later back in 2019.

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I'm perplexed here. Are ferrets just running around wild where he is and they need to be rescued? Is that a big problem somewhere in the USA I'm unaware of? Is there some mass influx of homeless and abused ferrets that warrants making some sort of shelter for them? Am I getting this right?
None of them are wild. It isn't known how he gets all of them but it is known he's gone to pet stores to buy rescue some. His "rescue" doesn't say how you surrender a ferret to them but he has gotten some from other ferret owners, my guess has been he actively seeks them out which is like the opposite of what rescues normally do.
 
Also something I didn't know, a mysterious youtuber donated $800 and then did a charge back 6 months later back in 2019.
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If my lore serves me right this YouTuber is the author of piratesoftware.sucks
What Maldy is saying is not entirely false b.c the guy did lie to PayPal to get his chargeback through. But just half truths as always
 
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Apperently he's going to spend a million on his ferret hoard, seems like a sensible thing to do in his current position
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Could you actually pull the screencaps he posted? only for sake of having proper quality preserved. I do think he is likely lying about some of the numbers since this would be enough to build an entire 2 story house + basement with this sort of money. At that point, why not just register it as an actual charity org so it can be deemed a tax writeoff? He very clearly does not know what he is doing or talking about in regards to construction

See the shroom house saga way back in the thread to know more. He cannot do a concrete job even if his life depended on it.
 
Could you actually pull the screencaps he posted? only for sake of having proper quality preserved. I do think he is likely lying about some of the numbers since this would be enough to build an entire 2 story house + basement with this sort of money. At that point, why not just register it as an actual charity org so it can be deemed a tax writeoff? He very clearly does not know what he is doing or talking about in regards to construction

See the shroom house saga way back in the thread to know more. He cannot do a concrete job even if his life depended on it.
Sure, here. They don't convey much information.
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