Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

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Which will happen first?

  • Jason Hall finishes developing his game

    Votes: 33 0.8%
  • YandereDev finishes developing his game

    Votes: 411 9.6%
  • Grummz finishes developing his game

    Votes: 117 2.7%
  • Chris Roberts finishes developing his game

    Votes: 143 3.4%
  • Cold fusion

    Votes: 1,638 38.4%
  • The inevitable heat death of the universe

    Votes: 1,924 45.1%

  • Total voters
    4,266
I gotta say, he and Shaye really are looksmatched at the very least
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Mald looks like an ugly lesbian, and Shaye looks like every single british twink that ever existed.

Congratulations on 'passing', Shaye! Those man-hands really go a long way.
What in the actual fuck is this expression
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She looks like her old username (Necrophile)
 
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Sorry to drop a bit of a black-pill, but the Lobbyists are getting together now.
I could imagine team-SKG having an advantage in this battle: whenever the industry lobbyist explains their platform you just say, "hmmm that sounds just like something PirateSoftware once said". Of course, the dumber mald looks the better the trick works which is where we come in.
EDIT: I don't know if this is how the process works (talks between both sides) but in any case, establishing a connection between mald and the industry will make the industry look retarded.
 
with all this shit happening, the OP rewrite CANNOT come soon enough.
She looks like her old username (Necrophile)
I HATE how despite thinking I've read everything related to mald, I'm NEVER 100% up to date, even in this thread.

Too much milk to process

Side note, having too much milk is a unique problem which really points to someone indeed being a cow. Its one thing to have a lot of milk, but being in crisis because there TOO MUCH FUCKING MILK is another
 
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And tbh Shaye looks completely dead inside.

For her own sake she should really leave this lie of life behind,
there is not a single moment of true happiness in this for her.
She looked like a completely normal teen girl who is into some fringe interests, which is okay at that age. Having seen Jason's manipulative private messages and the fact that Shaye was 17 years old when he started chatting her up, I can't see her as anything other than his victim. If she had met a normal, healthy guy in college, her life might have gotten onto a completely different track.
 
Currently browsing Shaye's ancient furry porn. LOTS of MLP shit, but nothing too nasty. She really seemed like a fairly normal 'edgy' teen girl, calling herself 'agender' in 2015.

Mald has spent the last 10 years grooming this girl into becoming a soulless clone of him- the narcissist's dream come true. Mald gets to fuck a version of himself that has no willpower and takes care of his sex-ferrets between commissions.

I have asked myself this multiple times, what is it about talented artists falling down the furry rabbit hole and turning into gross degenerates that waste their whole lives?
 
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She looked like a completely normal teen girl who is into some fringe interests, which is okay at that age. Having seen Jason's manipulative private messages and the fact that Shaye was 17 years old when he started chatting her up, I can't see her as anything other than his victim. If she had met a normal, healthy guy in college, her life might have gotten onto a completely different track.
She is a furry pedo, same as he is. Don't pity her. She deserves the worst.
 
I want to hope that EU will consider that
-SKG is GRASSROOTS
-euro lobby failed on the whole lootbox thing
-roblox has a pedophile problem
-COD lobbies have been hackable

and various other shit that makes their arguments look like shit. Seriously the lobby has so much egg on their face.
I think that what gets most neglected in discourse of this is the whole "neither a good nor service" angle, atleast compared to how much attention it ought to have.
How is one even supposed to argue against that?? I can't comprehend.
I wish Ross's "'Games as a Service' is fraud" video got more spotlight in this.
 
I think that what gets most neglected in discourse of this is the whole "neither a good nor service" angle, atleast compared to how much attention it ought to have.
How is one even supposed to argue against that?? I can't comprehend.
I wish Ross's "'Games as a Service' is fraud" video got more spotlight in this.
True, and it seems idiots who don't get this fail on this most. Comparing to phone bills or rent

NEWFLASH, phone bills give 30 day periods of cell phone service. Its predictable, clear, and laid out. If they cut off service before then, you can take them to court easily.

The whole game thing is they say they can shut it down at ANY time they feel like it. Which under EU laws makes it impossible to REASONABLY make an informed decision on purchase if you don't know if a game will last a decade a year, a month, a week....
Blessed be the milk that has been provided and all that has yet to come
>YFW TOO MUCH MILK

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Sorry to drop a bit of a black-pill, but the Lobbyists are getting together now. For what it's worth, PC Gamer isn't even trying to hide the names of these Lobbyists, nor who they work for.
This doesn't actually look like much of a lobbyist (anti-SKG) group, or even related to SKG in the slightest. It looks to be a general government-backed council for video game devs, and the vast majority of the members for it are actually from indies from the looks of it.

I'll believe it when I see it that I may be wrong about the first part, but let's not be too hasty casting judgement here.
 
Based on the various stream clips posted in this thread, Mald is so consistently rude and dismissive of his fanbase I'm baffled that anyone would be a fan of him, let alone give him money and join his Discord. What kind of person pays money to be talked down to by a furry of all things :stress:.
You would be surprised and sickened.
 
seal team 6 couldnt save those ferrets from weapons of ass destruction
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wait so he does the localization entirely in code by defining another giant array?
this guy is seriously a fucking retard.
yea i imagine the translators regret whatever commission agreement they made before looking at his localization setup, then get berated when they don't do it perfectly, either that or i imagine he has all dialogue copy pasted into separate files that he sends out to be translated that they then send back the translation that he has to figure out where to fucking put it back in his magical arrays, he's a real forward thinker so who knows!
 
Based on the various stream clips posted in this thread, Mald is so consistently rude and dismissive of his fanbase I'm baffled that anyone would be a fan of him, let alone give him money and join his Discord. What kind of person pays money to be talked down to by a furry of all things :stress:.
What do you mean? He is the Bob Ross of programming. The Mr. Rogers of game dev. And also Blizzard's CEO. Dude might as well be Big Chungus incarnate so I don't get where you are coming from.

But honestly, at this point his followers are either people who are so susceptible to cult of personality they stick to their "team" and ignore all other inputs, people who are trusting and eat all of his lies, or people just like him, who are narcissists incapable to admit they committed a mistake and are doubling down. Well, with your residential obligatory schizo as well.
 
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