Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[AspieNextDoor]

Ban Speedrunning Saga begins!

 

[Adam Copium]

bitches how it's the writing that takes so long and not the programming like youtube claims.

Just hire writers at this point??? If he can pay his janitors, surely he can pay someone to write shartbound so he can focus on the code, right?
EDIT: If he hired someone competent, the very frequent ellipses will be eliminated

 

[roach69]

god the fights go on way too long.
How fucking boring.

I feel like that boss fight and 'puzzles' intended for special kids

 

[The ATF Disliked That]

Just hire writers at this point??? If he can pay his janitors, surely he can pay someone to write shartbound so he can focus on the code, right?
EDIT: If he hired someone competent, the very frequent ellipses will be eliminated

he built his whole ego and his shit based on him doing all of it. He does that, he admits he's quit.

 

[Yapping1337]

Just hire writers at this point??? If he can pay his janitors, surely he can pay someone to write shartbound so he can focus on the code, right?
EDIT: If he hired someone competent, the very frequent ellipses will be eliminated

Mald has never had any intention of finishing his game, his "software development" LARP is just there as a backdrop for his stream and Youtube shorts.

 

[ArisenShitman]

Just hire writers at this point??? If he can pay his janitors, surely he can pay someone to write shartbound so he can focus on the code, right?
EDIT: If he hired someone competent, the very frequent ellipses will be eliminated

For what? What's the incentive? It's better to keep it in perpetual development and milk everyone anticipating it. Look at Summertime Saga. It's a similar situation except it's lacking a ferret raping faggot in charge.

 

[Hillbilly Slim]

Just hire writers at this point??? If he can pay his janitors, surely he can pay someone to write shartbound so he can focus on the code, right?
EDIT: If he hired someone competent, the very frequent ellipses will be eliminated

Narcissists don't collaborate the way other people do. Normal people are satisfied with being a link in a chain. A narcissist has to be the whole chain, or atleast the linch pin to the operation succeeding.

Collaboration then becomes a pain-point because they can't take all the credit for the team's success, which leads to lying about their role in said team, like mald does. Every exercise in teamwork for them is predicated upon how they can benefit from it in some way.

For his game, any additional outside creative influence would undermine what he perceives as his role as the linch pin of Heartbound's "success". Another artist could replace Shaye, another composer could replace the last one, because the inventive coding and quirky writing come exclusively from his mind. All the rest is just window dressing to his genius.

Obviously that's not true, but I don't doubt he believes it.

 

[SIMON THE PIEMAN]

I'm following this thread primary because of SKG and yet I can't help but notice how easy it would be for Mald to prevent all the drama. All he had to do was say "I was wrong about the EU initiative" and "I fucked up during the raid" and it would have prevented 95% of the bad press he's got. And it's not like he would have to be sincere about it, he could just have done what he does on the regular (lie) and it would save him 100k subscribers on youtube and his game from getting the "Overwhelmingly negative" rating on Steam.

 

[Spiral Architect]

There's not need to... hire anybody.
It's so bad... that even chatgpt... would do a better job... consult AI to write your dialogues... in hearthbound.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

I feel like that boss fight and 'puzzles' intended for special kids

I said it earlier in the thread, but its not a puzzle when the solution is to push the block all the way to the end and then go back and flip a switch.
That's menial labor.

E:

I'm following this thread primary because of SKG and yet I can't help but notice how easy it would be for Mald to prevent all the drama. All he had to do was say "I was wrong about the EU initiative" and "I fucked up during the raid" and it would have prevented 95% of the bad press he's got. And it's not like he would have to be sincere about it, he could just have done what he does on the regular (lie) and it would save him 100k subscribers on youtube and his game from getting the "Overwhelmingly negative" rating on Steam.

Have you met Nick Rekieta?
This is the "video game dev" version of him minus the drug use, kids, and more furry degeneracy.
Narc Nepos don't apologize. They never can be wrong.

 

[Frightened Rabbit]

I'm following this thread primary because of SKG and yet I can't help but notice how easy it would be for Mald to prevent all the drama.

He has the gene, he thinks he can still make it.

 

[SIMON THE PIEMAN]

Narc Nepos don't apologize. They never can be wrong.

Sure, I am not arguing that he would be capable of actually apologizing for anything. He would either have to actually feel bad about what he's done or be a genuine sociopath who would know exactly what to say. He is neither. If anything, he is a living proof that fucking up your life is mere 5 bad decisions away and he's almost halfway through this process.

 

[Mr. Johnson]

Came across a viral tweet today


He really is going in the yanderedev hall of fame

 

[Black Willow Lurker]

ellipses

Here's some fun stats:

Total characters: 195388
Total lines: 4855
Total ellipses count: 2222
Lines containing ellipses: 1706
Ellipses/characters: 3.41%
Lines containing ellipses: 35.13%

These are calculated from a 2024 version of ShartBound (because I couldn't find a fresh pirated copy) decompiled by UndertaleModTool using a shitty throwaway shell script. Not going to lie, seeing it only has around 5k lines of dialogue makes me think I've made a mistake somewhere, but it seems to be correct, so make of that what you will. Also, most (all?) lines contain formatting characters, so the ellipses/characters ratio is higher, although I can't say by how much.

 

[Hit Squad]

You made fun of a ferret dying from being out of mana? Insane behavior dude. Fucking disgusting human being. That's psychopath shit.

Also:

View attachment 7637752

I saw this on LSF hours ago and now it's gone, Moderators have scrubbed the clip and locked the post.

https://www.reddit.com/r/LivestreamFail/comments/1lz8kba/one_day_after_piratesoftware_banned_a_chatter_for/?sort=new

The clip is still available through the mirror, but it's like it's been hidden on the main page, It was up 9 hours ago, but as you can see from the second image uploaded, it's fucking vanished from the LSF timeline.

I had to use a link posted in a discord server to get to the actual thread.

Bets on the ferret fiddler being involved?

 

[p1138]

Collaboration then becomes a pain-point because they can't take all the credit for the team's success, which leads to lying about their role in said team, like mald does. Every exercise in teamwork for them is predicated upon how they can benefit from it in some way.

An easy way to pick up on this(and Mald definitely does it) with people is when they repeatedly explain different situations involving a team, group, whatever over time. It could be for school, work, a fucking dungeons & dragons game, doesn't matter. They explain they were part of a team, talk about what they did "I did" "I figured out" "this happened to me" and so on. Maybe you'll hear a "We did" because that still includes them. There's never a "The other guy added" "Someone contributed a thing" "Bob and Steve did this and that". They never actually describe the team effort, they can never think of anything productive/creative/cool/whatever that anyone else contributed. Now there's a difference between someone describing something they did in a group once and detailing their contribution, but if you repeatedly hear them only refer to themselves and never anyone else? Narcissist.

Mald never actually discusses what his defcon team did, because he likely did fuck all and paid no mind to anyone else.
He rarely mentions co-workers at Blizzard, every brilliant thing that he was involved in was almost entirely just about him.
He barely acknowledges the translators and other people that have helped him with his game, and the only reason he does is because he can't take credit for 100% of the work.
He speaks more about the ferret rape dungeon as if he's actually doing work there, he has employees(one of them is his pooner) that do everything for him(this is his "we").
His stupid shed to mushroom farm conversion with the shit concrete pour and wiring is all him, because he doesn't realize it was an awful job.
He probably didn't do a damned thing for the broken mailbox other than to bitch about it and have one of his employees fix it(do those look like arms and hands that could fix a 4x4 post and re-bend a metal mailbox back into shape?).
He doesn't even refer to his community as "you" when he's speaking to the people in chat, it's always another "we" even though it's his mods doing the work to manage it for him.

It isn't even always because they think they were the only ones who contributed or did anything, it's just that the thought of other people never crosses their mind, let alone any details. And there's always some group thing you'll eventually get stuck doing for school or work and everyone in it sucks and you end up doing all of it. But that's not every damned time.

 

[Mr. Johnson]

You made fun of a ferret dying from being out of mana? Insane behavior dude. Fucking disgusting human being. That's psychopath shit.

Also:

View attachment 7637752

I saw this on LSF hours ago and now it's gone, Moderators have scrubbed the clip and locked the post.

https://www.reddit.com/r/LivestreamFail/comments/1lz8kba/one_day_after_piratesoftware_banned_a_chatter_for/?sort=new

The clip is still available through the mirror, but it's like it's been hidden on the main page, It was up 9 hours ago, but as you can see from the second image uploaded, it's fucking vanished from the LSF timeline.

I had to use a link posted in a discord server to get to the actual thread.

Bets on the ferret fiddler being involved?

Wait, Shaye goes by "she" again or is that just Mald doing his usual pooner bullying? Lol
For LSF: the mods are probably outraged at the OOM Ferret jokes because it paints them in a bad light and it wouldn't surprise me they started scrubbing

I thought Shaye was too busy with the ferret rescue and slaving as an artist for Shartbound, now she's starting to stream? Please stay away from my innocent race horses, I'm glad the yakuza threaten degens who draw porn of the game.

 

[Hillbilly Slim]

Dude this stupid nigger just said on stream that it would be masturbatory to update to GML 2.0 because the game can "run on a smart fridge", and doesn't need a performance boost. This is the same guy who defended his array because it's "20% faster".

He also said he's not "financially tied" to the game. What a dickhead. Yeah fuck those people who paid for the game in EA.

I'm not trying to be funny when I say that listening to this guy talk really irks me. What a phony faggot.

Running optics for a ferret-fucking narcissist, on top of propping up his echo-chamber is just not worth the vision insurance Maggie.

lol

 

[Hit Squad]

Wait, Shaye goes by "she" again or is that just Mald doing his usual pooner bullying? Lol
For LSF: the mods are probably outraged at the OOM Ferret jokes because it paints them in a bad light and it wouldn't surprise me they started scrubbing

I thought Shaye was too busy with the ferret rescue and slaving as an artist for Shartbound, now she's starting to stream? Please stay away from my innocent race horses, I'm glad the yakuza threaten degens who draw porn of the game.

Maybe misgendered his supposed girlfriend/boyfriend/sex slave/domestic servant/mother replacement was the real reason he had the clip nuked. Not because, after everything he whined about, laughing at dead horses makes him look like a sick, hypocritcal fuckface.

 

[Lvkester Endorser]

I feel like that boss fight and 'puzzles' intended for special kids

At least he knows his audience? Kek.