I think a much more realistic fuck up (assuming Florida cares enough to do something about it) is lying to get access to veteran programs in jail, since he's done that before.
Your scenario is much more likely, but far less fun than my mental concept of him scooting around on a cardboard motorcycle going WEE WOO WEE WOO and getting in the way of other prisoners just before they shank him.
They tied sex offender registration to vehicle registration? That is incredibly weird. I know they always fuck you with Jury Duty after a vehicle registration.
From his wikipedia: "In February 2021, he appeared on the television talk show Dr. Phil and denied impersonating police. The next month, he was arrested again for impersonating a police officer".
If you're not conducting high risk funeral escorts you may as well give up before you even start. Only once you become a green beret and parachute in Fallujah can you 50/50 an intersection.
If you're not conducting high risk funeral escorts you may as well give up before you even start. Only once you become a green beret and parachute in Fallujah can you 50/50 an intersection.
Going back a few pages to refresh my memory, I rediscovered this from one of @East_Clintwood police report posts. Still makes me laugh:
Upon placing my handcuffs on Defendant an unknown white male claiming to be Defendant's step father yelled from inside Defendant's house "Jeremy you're a fucking liar you told me that Mobil was the last one!"
The feds have apparently posted their sentencing memorandum and they're asking for 51 months, and for it to run consecutively with his current State sentence(s). Unfortunately I'm away for new years and don't have the login details for my PACER, but Police Tube's Uncle goes over them here:
If we've all learned anything from the Rekieta saga and it's side characters like Jim Felt and Alicia Sweep it's that God exists and he has a wicked sense of humour when it comes to lolcows.
If we've all learned anything from the Rekieta saga and it's side characters like Jim Felt and Alicia Sweep it's that God exists and he has a wicked sense of humour when it comes to lolcows.
If we've all learned anything from the Rekieta saga and it's side characters like Jim Felt and Alicia Sweep it's that God exists and he has a wicked sense of humour when it comes to lolcows.
Or even from Lowtax’s saga, that people like Dana Outlaw exist. Regardless, it’s nice to finally see this piece of shit chomo get what he fucking deserves.
