Careercow Jeremy Charles Dewitte - Serial police impersonator, convicted felon, sex offender

[Mikoyan]

I think a much more realistic fuck up (assuming Florida cares enough to do something about it) is lying to get access to veteran programs in jail, since he's done that before.

Your scenario is much more likely, but far less fun than my mental concept of him scooting around on a cardboard motorcycle going WEE WOO WEE WOO and getting in the way of other prisoners just before they shank him.

And yes, guy is very very fond of his vet larp.

 

[AnOminous]

They tied sex offender registration to vehicle registration? That is incredibly weird. I know they always fuck you with Jury Duty after a vehicle registration.

You don't think it's a good idea to keep track of any windowless white panel vans driven by sex offenders?

 

[daniel day]

Couldnt have happened to a nicer guy.

 

[Google.com]

How can we donate to his prison fund so he can get enough paper and tape to put together a Metro State Corrections Officer outfit?

 

[Instant_Pot_User]

How can we donate to his prison fund so he can get enough paper and tape to put together a Metro State Corrections Officer outfit?

brb setting up the gofundme now

 

[John Andrews Stan]

How will that psycho bitch Jennifer make this about her?

 

[East_Clintwood]

How will that psycho bitch Jennifer make this about her?

Probably by taking credit for finally be the one to bring him down:



After all, without her help, police would never have brought down a mastermind like Jeremy:

 

[Thumb Butler]

From his wikipedia: "In February 2021, he appeared on the television talk show Dr. Phil and denied impersonating police. The next month, he was arrested again for impersonating a police officer".

 

[cuttysnark]

I'm starting a funeral escort LLC, does anyone here know how to 50/50 an intersection?

 

[Grumpy_Mushroom]

I'm starting a funeral escort LLC, does anyone here know how to 50/50 an intersection?

If you're not conducting high risk funeral escorts you may as well give up before you even start. Only once you become a green beret and parachute in Fallujah can you 50/50 an intersection.

 

[Twrx]

If you're not conducting high risk funeral escorts you may as well give up before you even start. Only once you become a green beret and parachute in Fallujah can you 50/50 an intersection.

Only if your riser popped on exit from the aircraft. I still can't wrap my mind around that lie,and I spent my time in the army on jump status.

 

[cuttysnark]

I ass assaulted into my local Taco Bells bathroom, anyone know where I can buy some purple/white lights? Whelan doesn't make them

 

[Bill Evans 45]

Excellent updates.

Going back a few pages to refresh my memory, I rediscovered this from one of @East_Clintwood police report posts. Still makes me laugh:

Upon placing my handcuffs on Defendant an unknown white male claiming to be Defendant's step father yelled from inside Defendant's house "Jeremy you're a fucking liar you told me that Mobil was the last one!"

 

[East_Clintwood]

Uh oh Jeremy bros.



The feds have apparently posted their sentencing memorandum and they're asking for 51 months, and for it to run consecutively with his current State sentence(s). Unfortunately I'm away for new years and don't have the login details for my PACER, but Police Tube's Uncle goes over them here:

 

[Not Really Here]

Nice try, but "Julius Sneed" is a bit over the top for bait.

 

[Probably An Autist]

Nice try, but "Julius Sneed" is a bit over the top for bait.

https://www.flmd.uscourts.gov/judges/julie-sneed

i can't sneed

 

[East_Clintwood]

Nice try, but "Julius Sneed" is a bit over the top for bait.

https://www.flmd.uscourts.gov/judges/julie-sneed

i can't sneed

If we've all learned anything from the Rekieta saga and it's side characters like Jim Felt and Alicia Sweep it's that God exists and he has a wicked sense of humour when it comes to lolcows.

 

[Not Really Here]

If we've all learned anything from the Rekieta saga and it's side characters like Jim Felt and Alicia Sweep it's that God exists and he has a wicked sense of humour when it comes to lolcows.

Listen, you can fall for this bait, but I know the SYSOP of this simulation is just fucking with us.

 

[Pizdec]

If we've all learned anything from the Rekieta saga and it's side characters like Jim Felt and Alicia Sweep it's that God exists and he has a wicked sense of humour when it comes to lolcows.

Or even from Lowtax’s saga, that people like Dana Outlaw exist. Regardless, it’s nice to finally see this piece of shit chomo get what he fucking deserves.

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

This is bullshit, maybe we live a simulation.
Julius fucking Sneed.
Great lmao.