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Somehow, in all my time, on this whole damned spergatorium of a website, this has been the most obvious spoiler ever. I knew it. I don't even know why I clicked it. But godamn if it wasn't exactly what I expected it to be.
Careercow Jeremy Charles Dewitte - Serial police impersonator, convicted felon, sex offender
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Under Florida law, he'd have to have lived with them for a period of time or had a child in common with them for it to be domestic battery.
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I know, and I wouldn’t be surprised if Rania had kicked his ass out months ago, or if his daughter was mothered by Jessica (or some other ho) rather than his long-barren, nearly 50-year-old wife. I’m not up to speed on all the details of the baby revelation. If anyone is, please feel free to share. TIA.
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Jeremy Charles Dewitte
DOB: Feb. 10, 1980
Party: None
Voter ID: 128548753
Voter Status: Active
2404 Accord Ter.
Kissimmee, FL 34758
He's still allowed to vote.
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This is how bernie can still win
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I don't know if anyone else has seen this yet, but apparently, he recorded himself being paid off by a dude who works for DHS to knowingly illegally disrupt traffic for a veteran's motorcycle rally or something.
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Holy shit, this body cam footage is the biggest self-own ever. But isn’t there a chance it won’t be admissible at this point as it seems to have been illegally seized?
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Kids, it's time for Advice Time with Uncle DrJonesHat: If you're going to commit a crime, don't film yourself doing so.
I wonder what compels him to record himself blatantly breaking the law. Does he think it can't be used against him? I'm baffled.
I wonder what compels him to record himself blatantly breaking the law. Does he think it can't be used against him? I'm baffled.
I'm pretty sure it's the sheer egotistical desire to be an 'alpha male' at this point. This is Manlet cope 101.
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Oh wow, somehow I never thought I'd expect to see a thread on this guy, I've been following him quite religiously for a while now, honestly more than any other cow. There's just something about police impersonation that is especially pathetic to me, and it's something I quite enjoy laughing at.
But my god is this guy next fucking level. It's a shame that he doesn't have much of an online presence, and this was the reason why I was umming and ahhing so much on making a thread, I wasn't sure if this would've been a major enough stumbling block. I've caught up on the thread now, and I hope you don't mind a whole bunch of quotes. I will try my best to be informative and to the point.
Yes, it *is* a good business idea, however the entire reason Jeremy is in this business, has nothing to do with funeral escorts. His entire business hinges on two things: one; he's a convicted felon, which is no bueno for ever being a cop in Florida at least. Two, is that this is the absolute closest he will ever get to being a cop, and the reason for that is that one weird Florida law that allows very, *very* limited traffic control for a funeral escort by a private company, essentially. Being a con is also no bueno for obtaining a security or firearms licence, and you may note that the "firearms" he carries are "less lethal", namely pepper ball guns and mall ninja shit like that.
It's not about the funerals. It never has been. The sole reason Metro State is a thing, is because his massive ego wanted to be a cop, wanted to have control. His own fuck-ups while in the explorer program, not to mention all the other fuck-ups made sure that he would never be a cop or even a security guard. Funeral escorts is the closest he will ever get, based on a single Florida law, that law being Chapter 316, Section 1974 - 2018. Those few lines are what his entire company is a thing for. It's actually kind of impressive just how far he's taken things based on three lines in an old law nobody knows nor cares about.
Local cops are absolutely 100% sick of his shit, because this is all a game to Jeremy. He is like teflon. He keeps slipping through the cracks, and the amount of shit he himself has done, let alone what the staff has done, has made them thoroughly sick of their bullshit. There have been vehicle fires from Jeremy's Deluxe Twist and Tape Auto Electrics, there have been car accidents, hilariously I believe one of them was with a Metro State ambulance which was... we'll get to that. Firearms offences, extortion, you name it, he or his staff have done it.
Yeah, it baffles everyone else, too. That's what makes this case so damn interesting. I am constantly astounded by how someone so autistic and so up their own arse they can probably afford to only eat once a week, can have a business this fucking massive. But as others have said, he is up to his eyeballs in debt and has a number of assets in other people's names and whatnot.
If you watch and really study the interview with the girl, there are a lot of details that one might skip over if they're just watching this while on lunch at work, but this is one of those videos where you really need to pay attention, the whole way through, because there are so many little nuggets that can turn into a complete goldmine of disgust. One thing that sticks out to me is how one of the kids was caught shoplifting. A lot of kids shoplift, and they are grounded or whatever, it's no big deal. They learn later on in life that shoplifting is bad, cool cool. But as for the punishment that Jeremy has had to dish out, it's horrifying. One of the things he would do, is he would make the kids sit in the back of his truck with their hands behind their back, as if they were under arrest. They were not to leave their rooms, speak, or so much as fart without Jeremy's say so, because they were supposed to be in jail. They were fed shit that was one step above dog food, while the rest of the family, including him, ate nice, because they were in jail and were being fed prison meals, you see.
If you actually watch the video and listen to what the girl says, it paints a very vivid picture of just how much of a sick fuck Jeremy is. Turn subtitles on for this one, as the video is fully subtitled.
There probably are psych evals going for something like policing, security, shit where you may have to decide whether someone lives or dies by your hands, and do so under pressure, where you are expected to operate as flawlessly as possible. But the stumbling block for Jeremy is because he is a con. Because he's a fucking moron and got pinched at least by the age of 17 (there's rumours that shenanigans go back further than this, but of course, children's records are sealed and generally not available to the public, it's kind of a miracle we have the fuel theft at 17 afaik) for various felonious offences, that straight away yeeted any chance he would ever have of being a police officer, security guard, or medic, in the state of Florida. As to why he didn't just move and try to start fresh? Fucked if I know. Autism most likely.
That website is a goldmine of info, ditto the playlist, which I am archiving as we speak (I <3 <3 <3 youtube-dl. Just feed it a playlist or an entire fucking channel for that matter and it grabs the lot.) Someone might want to archive the website in case I fuck it up somehow, but I will try to obtain an offline archive of this, too; maybe actually provide something of use to this forum for once.
But as for having someone inside or FOIA, I believe it's a bit of both. It's been said somewhere along the line, in response to questions for more content, that they have a "special relationship" (not those words, am paraphrasing, but was the context) which could mean anything. But in either case, the well of content apparently has not dried up yet.
I don't know much/anything about the hookah lounge incident, must've been something I've missed. I follow the guy fairly religiously but I'm (very) far from perfect. With the kind of guy he is, it's probably all of the above, honestly. Cows/people like this in general will cut your throat if it gets them to the feed trough sooner, and they will do so merrily. It doesn't matter who you are, if you've known them 5 seconds or somehow 5 decades. They will always put themselves first, and if that involves throwing your comrades under the bus, then c'est la vie. There will definitely be an aspect of deflection going on. Narcissists will jump on any opportunity to carrot stick the bunny away from the prize. They will always use the chance to deflect the conversation if it means that we can stop talking directly about him for a moment. It eases pressure placed on the person being interrogated, and that's when they're going to be more liable to talking.
A good detective may actually encourage this tangent to relieve some of the pressure, because people might be more willing to appease that which they see as a threat, and if that means handing over even tangential information, then go for it.
Sadly, not much is known about the wife, apart from the fact that Jeremy may have obtained her through unorthodox means, and to accomplish something. Something to do with marriage visas, but I don't quite remember. WIll need to find the video/information to rekindle this memory. One interesting thing, though, is that the wife has a number of assets (and debts probably) under her name, such as the ambulances, because Jeremy wanted to start a medical arm of Metro State, for... reasons. But again, being a convicted felon, that is something he can never do in Florida, so he did that under his wife's name. An interesting tidbit about those ambulances... watch the WWE footage again. Those ambulances are fucking *empty*. Also watch how he attempts to close the door, and fails. This isn't just empty because of wrestling, he legit wanted to have ambos. He lied and committed yet more felonies in attempting to do this. More info in this video.
Somehow I doubt it. Some narcissists need to constantly google themselves to make sure that they're the talk of the town, that they're hot shit, but people like Jeremy know they're hot shit. That's why he records videos, because he thinks he's awesome. He doesn't need to google himself to get himself hard, he just needs to watch his videos and quietly whisper "yeah, who's in charge? Who inconvenienced potentially thousands of people by closing *the* east coast interstate? I did, that's right!" Jeremy is also thoroughly computer illiterate, and an even bigger moron. I think he's too much of a normie (on the internet anyway) to know that lolcows are even a thing, never mind the fact that he might be one. But you never know with people like this, I guess the only thing to do is wait and see. Wait and see if he finds us, or if some a-log makes him find us.
I hope what I've provided so far in this epically long post has given you some insight into this. TL;DR he does this shit because it's the closest he will ever come to being a cop under Florida law, when taking his own personal failings both in the justice system and as a human being into account.
This is one of the reasons why I'm so enthralled with him. There are plenty of cows here who are narcissists, but Jeremy is a case study in narcissism. He built an entire fucking company around his own delusions of grandeur, he had real employees, with real firearms, LARPing on real roads, impacting the lives of real people. This shit is simultaneously a game, and so far removed from being a game that it's gone beyond being not funny and is actually fucking hilarious.
The psychology of this manlet is nothing short of *fascinating* to me. I know I say that about a few cows, but Jeremy is my special cow. I have watched and rewatched more footage of him than of anyone else, I think, bar maybe Chris (just because there's *so fucking much of it* that it's hard to watch anyone else for a longer span of time), but Jeremy is definitely the one I have actually sat down and watched, and studied, because he's been doing this shit for years, but no one had heard of him until recently when he thought wearing a GoPro and uploading his shit to the internet was in any way a good idea.
The guy is simply fascinating.
Now, I really hope this hasn't gone on too long, and that I haven't either rehashed too much information, or not been of much use here. This really is what I would consider to be my first serious contribution to the site, and I hope it was at least vaguely useful and/or entertaining to some of you. I will definitely be keeping tabs on old Dimwitte, irrespective of if I maintain a presence in this thread/on this forum, or not.
Thanks!
But my god is this guy next fucking level. It's a shame that he doesn't have much of an online presence, and this was the reason why I was umming and ahhing so much on making a thread, I wasn't sure if this would've been a major enough stumbling block. I've caught up on the thread now, and I hope you don't mind a whole bunch of quotes. I will try my best to be informative and to the point.
So, the "state certified agent" thing is something one of the cops who knows him by name, Sgt. Viddler (that name will come up a bit if you do some digging, as does Ofcr. Ogletree) once quizzed him on. He asked wtf it means, and Jeremy said because he was an LLC, he's a state certified agent. The cop lost his shit in front of him. Here is that part of the video in question. The entire video is worth watching, but my other favourite parts occur at 7:30 (*especially*) and 17:10, but I won't spoil those. They're just too funny.
Yes, it *is* a good business idea, however the entire reason Jeremy is in this business, has nothing to do with funeral escorts. His entire business hinges on two things: one; he's a convicted felon, which is no bueno for ever being a cop in Florida at least. Two, is that this is the absolute closest he will ever get to being a cop, and the reason for that is that one weird Florida law that allows very, *very* limited traffic control for a funeral escort by a private company, essentially. Being a con is also no bueno for obtaining a security or firearms licence, and you may note that the "firearms" he carries are "less lethal", namely pepper ball guns and mall ninja shit like that.
It's not about the funerals. It never has been. The sole reason Metro State is a thing, is because his massive ego wanted to be a cop, wanted to have control. His own fuck-ups while in the explorer program, not to mention all the other fuck-ups made sure that he would never be a cop or even a security guard. Funeral escorts is the closest he will ever get, based on a single Florida law, that law being Chapter 316, Section 1974 - 2018. Those few lines are what his entire company is a thing for. It's actually kind of impressive just how far he's taken things based on three lines in an old law nobody knows nor cares about.
Local cops are absolutely 100% sick of his shit, because this is all a game to Jeremy. He is like teflon. He keeps slipping through the cracks, and the amount of shit he himself has done, let alone what the staff has done, has made them thoroughly sick of their bullshit. There have been vehicle fires from Jeremy's Deluxe Twist and Tape Auto Electrics, there have been car accidents, hilariously I believe one of them was with a Metro State ambulance which was... we'll get to that. Firearms offences, extortion, you name it, he or his staff have done it.
Yeah, it baffles everyone else, too. That's what makes this case so damn interesting. I am constantly astounded by how someone so autistic and so up their own arse they can probably afford to only eat once a week, can have a business this fucking massive. But as others have said, he is up to his eyeballs in debt and has a number of assets in other people's names and whatnot.
If you watch and really study the interview with the girl, there are a lot of details that one might skip over if they're just watching this while on lunch at work, but this is one of those videos where you really need to pay attention, the whole way through, because there are so many little nuggets that can turn into a complete goldmine of disgust. One thing that sticks out to me is how one of the kids was caught shoplifting. A lot of kids shoplift, and they are grounded or whatever, it's no big deal. They learn later on in life that shoplifting is bad, cool cool. But as for the punishment that Jeremy has had to dish out, it's horrifying. One of the things he would do, is he would make the kids sit in the back of his truck with their hands behind their back, as if they were under arrest. They were not to leave their rooms, speak, or so much as fart without Jeremy's say so, because they were supposed to be in jail. They were fed shit that was one step above dog food, while the rest of the family, including him, ate nice, because they were in jail and were being fed prison meals, you see.
If you actually watch the video and listen to what the girl says, it paints a very vivid picture of just how much of a sick fuck Jeremy is. Turn subtitles on for this one, as the video is fully subtitled.
There probably are psych evals going for something like policing, security, shit where you may have to decide whether someone lives or dies by your hands, and do so under pressure, where you are expected to operate as flawlessly as possible. But the stumbling block for Jeremy is because he is a con. Because he's a fucking moron and got pinched at least by the age of 17 (there's rumours that shenanigans go back further than this, but of course, children's records are sealed and generally not available to the public, it's kind of a miracle we have the fuel theft at 17 afaik) for various felonious offences, that straight away yeeted any chance he would ever have of being a police officer, security guard, or medic, in the state of Florida. As to why he didn't just move and try to start fresh? Fucked if I know. Autism most likely.
That website is a goldmine of info, ditto the playlist, which I am archiving as we speak (I <3 <3 <3 youtube-dl. Just feed it a playlist or an entire fucking channel for that matter and it grabs the lot.) Someone might want to archive the website in case I fuck it up somehow, but I will try to obtain an offline archive of this, too; maybe actually provide something of use to this forum for once.
But as for having someone inside or FOIA, I believe it's a bit of both. It's been said somewhere along the line, in response to questions for more content, that they have a "special relationship" (not those words, am paraphrasing, but was the context) which could mean anything. But in either case, the well of content apparently has not dried up yet.
I don't know much/anything about the hookah lounge incident, must've been something I've missed. I follow the guy fairly religiously but I'm (very) far from perfect. With the kind of guy he is, it's probably all of the above, honestly. Cows/people like this in general will cut your throat if it gets them to the feed trough sooner, and they will do so merrily. It doesn't matter who you are, if you've known them 5 seconds or somehow 5 decades. They will always put themselves first, and if that involves throwing your comrades under the bus, then c'est la vie. There will definitely be an aspect of deflection going on. Narcissists will jump on any opportunity to carrot stick the bunny away from the prize. They will always use the chance to deflect the conversation if it means that we can stop talking directly about him for a moment. It eases pressure placed on the person being interrogated, and that's when they're going to be more liable to talking.
A good detective may actually encourage this tangent to relieve some of the pressure, because people might be more willing to appease that which they see as a threat, and if that means handing over even tangential information, then go for it.
Sadly, not much is known about the wife, apart from the fact that Jeremy may have obtained her through unorthodox means, and to accomplish something. Something to do with marriage visas, but I don't quite remember. WIll need to find the video/information to rekindle this memory. One interesting thing, though, is that the wife has a number of assets (and debts probably) under her name, such as the ambulances, because Jeremy wanted to start a medical arm of Metro State, for... reasons. But again, being a convicted felon, that is something he can never do in Florida, so he did that under his wife's name. An interesting tidbit about those ambulances... watch the WWE footage again. Those ambulances are fucking *empty*. Also watch how he attempts to close the door, and fails. This isn't just empty because of wrestling, he legit wanted to have ambos. He lied and committed yet more felonies in attempting to do this. More info in this video.
Somehow I doubt it. Some narcissists need to constantly google themselves to make sure that they're the talk of the town, that they're hot shit, but people like Jeremy know they're hot shit. That's why he records videos, because he thinks he's awesome. He doesn't need to google himself to get himself hard, he just needs to watch his videos and quietly whisper "yeah, who's in charge? Who inconvenienced potentially thousands of people by closing *the* east coast interstate? I did, that's right!" Jeremy is also thoroughly computer illiterate, and an even bigger moron. I think he's too much of a normie (on the internet anyway) to know that lolcows are even a thing, never mind the fact that he might be one. But you never know with people like this, I guess the only thing to do is wait and see. Wait and see if he finds us, or if some a-log makes him find us.
I hope what I've provided so far in this epically long post has given you some insight into this. TL;DR he does this shit because it's the closest he will ever come to being a cop under Florida law, when taking his own personal failings both in the justice system and as a human being into account.
This is one of the reasons why I'm so enthralled with him. There are plenty of cows here who are narcissists, but Jeremy is a case study in narcissism. He built an entire fucking company around his own delusions of grandeur, he had real employees, with real firearms, LARPing on real roads, impacting the lives of real people. This shit is simultaneously a game, and so far removed from being a game that it's gone beyond being not funny and is actually fucking hilarious.
The psychology of this manlet is nothing short of *fascinating* to me. I know I say that about a few cows, but Jeremy is my special cow. I have watched and rewatched more footage of him than of anyone else, I think, bar maybe Chris (just because there's *so fucking much of it* that it's hard to watch anyone else for a longer span of time), but Jeremy is definitely the one I have actually sat down and watched, and studied, because he's been doing this shit for years, but no one had heard of him until recently when he thought wearing a GoPro and uploading his shit to the internet was in any way a good idea.
The guy is simply fascinating.
Now, I really hope this hasn't gone on too long, and that I haven't either rehashed too much information, or not been of much use here. This really is what I would consider to be my first serious contribution to the site, and I hope it was at least vaguely useful and/or entertaining to some of you. I will definitely be keeping tabs on old Dimwitte, irrespective of if I maintain a presence in this thread/on this forum, or not.
Thanks!
NerdShamer
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Generally speaking, being a felon disqualifies you from basically every law enforcement agency in the country... If they aren't corrupt.
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What I routinely fail to understand is why he didn't just fucking move away to another part of the country then try to start fresh where he might have had half a chance. That's just one of the things that'll always baffle me...
But at any rate, the mall ninja tacticool merchants on eBay? This fuckstick is putting his kids through college!
But in all seriousness, he'd be a shit cop, if for no other reason than he's getting into it for the gear and the power. Cops should sign up to the job because most people are good people and need their help sometimes. Cops should want to help people, not control them. Dewitte definitely does not fly this way, we know that much!
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Even if agencies took felons, he would fail the psych and more than likely the polygraph probably instantly.
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If I could agree a thousand times I would. Hes just not fit to be a cop or any emergency responder. Never has been, or will be.
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So, I have archived the entire Dewitte playlist personally, to my own computer, and is current as of, well, nowish. I don't think RWP are the kinds of people who will delete videos en masse, and we all know Florida is an open book on this sort of thing, but you never know, so I did the safe thing. If you really think it's necessary, I can make an attempt to keep it updated. Maybe I could learn scripting and make youtube-dl automatically poke and scrape that playlist every so often, so it grabs new videos straight away. If I do go this far, I'll happily share said script, but no promises or anything.
If you'd like me to upload the content I have somewhere, then just point me in the right direction. I have unlimited 100/40Mb internet after all, and it's usually just me here most of the time, so I'm happy to chew some data.
If you'd like me to upload the content I have somewhere, then just point me in the right direction. I have unlimited 100/40Mb internet after all, and it's usually just me here most of the time, so I'm happy to chew some data.
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youtube-dl has this ability natively via the '--download-archive' option. You just have to schedule a cron-job to run at whatever interval you deem reasonable.
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Awesome! I have a raspberry pi running at all times as my DNS server and pihole, so I can just do the job on that and have it save to somewhere on the network or an external hard drive if I have to. I could also get my file server up and running which runs FreeNAS, I could have something running in a jail as well.
Pardon me for getting off topic. There. Perhaps if I come up with something I can share my archival methods in an appropriate thread.
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NerdShamer
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So basically, he has several cases out of Orange County, one for domestic violence, and he's accused of failing to register. His passport was surrendered, beforehand.
The video is basically a bond hearing, which was granted under the condition that he stays within the 9th Judicial Circuit because of his business.