Jerry Peet / Lily Orchard / Lily Peet / Valkyrstudios / Bhaalspawn / Tara Callie / "Mod Ebara" - Sociopath writer of pedophile fanfiction and cartoon reviews, faked getting raped to force a divorce, then mobbed and gaslit their ex off Tumblr, satanist neoliberal of the MovieSlob variety, also wants to fuck dogs and/or pokemon

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This recent stream might answer your question. Bit shorter this time around.
"Playing Games With the Wife and Destroying Our Marriage"
Featuring Super Mario Party and Wind Waker.
Obrigada, Devil :drink:
To save people from the horrible audio, a boring nearly silent game of Mario Party,
and the snort here:

The wedding is on Saturday the 23rd of October.
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As for how they're spending time together I can't harp on it. Me and Mrs. Tuna do the same with video games.
Whatever chills Lily out from autistically scree-ing and abusing people online or offline I suppose.
 
Shit its tommorow? Anyone up for a thread gray hound up to Soviet Canuckistan to well wish the new Mrs & Mrs Lily Orchard?
Maybe we should put together a little something. I mean what's the fun in following Lily's awful life if we can't have a little merriment every now and again.
I'm for a piece of art at the most.
 
Okay, I'm ready to place my bet. Taking into account average marriage failure rates, everything wrong with this setup, and Jerry's tendency for his relationships to go from "everything is perfect" to "skin that bitch alive" with little warning, I'm going to give it 12-18 months until the divorce.
I give it 6 months for Mikaila to end up extremely drained and realize how unhealthy everything is or Liliana to kick her out suddenly because she dared to have a boundary, and that is me being optimistic that Mikaila won't waste an entire year of her life trapped on another country with an abusive partner and without anyone to turn to.
 
Are the bets starting after the wedding or after Mikaila moves in with Lily? I still don't get if Mikaila's already moved in now or what...

I'd say the marriage would start cracking 3-4 months after move-in. Divorce I don't think will happen under a year into marriage tho, Mikaila's too submissive.
Lily has never actually lived with another person, besides her family, and I'm pretty sure she won't take it easy that other people have different living habits. Will be harder for Lily to project her ideals onto her wife if there's constant proof that she's a actual, living, breathing person, capable of independent thought.

I'll light a candle for Mikaila.
 
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Starting her wedding day off arguing on the Internet. That’s our girl.
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Mazel Tov! She just keeps going. The doormat too.
I want to believe the justice is there now telling them; 'ok now phones away you need to sign some paperwork.' :woo:
 
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lily, theres a thing called show dont tell. you're a writer, you brainlet.

If you're discussing animals with a kid and you say 'ohh by the way in a zoo you might see an anteater' an animal not commonly represented in media, a kid's just going to look at you with a puzzled look. you can describe how an anteater looks/acts/ sounds to the best of your abilities but they wont graspt what the animal is until you show a video, image/soundclip of it.
A kid is not going to know what gay, bisexual, transgender, lesbian, queer, whatever means because they have no concept of these words.

A kid is going to notice something when a boy kisses a boy and that's the first time they've ever seen it. they may ask questions-because kids are curious individuals, and THEN you say 'ohh yeah they're gay. wh A relationship between to males is known as a gay relationship' then the kid can apply a word to a concept they've witnessed.


kids don't understand words unless you show examples. It's 'baby's first books' tend to be a cartoon picture of an animal with the name of it displayed underneath in big bold writing.

maybe this is something stupid to harp on but lily claims she's worked with kids in the past, but this is basic how to teach kids 101. you show first, then you explain afterwards (or tell if you like). Not tell and expect them to know. Imagine telling a kid something, they don't get it and instead of showing an example you say 'tough shit jimmy, just told you the word you dumbass'.
 
Speaking of kids (and people who definitely shouldn't be around them), I truly and sincerely hope that the happy couple never starts a family. Could you imagine how obnoxious a person raised by Lily would be?

My friend just had his second kid, and our coworker had a phrase I love. If you spoil your kids, you raise your grandkids. If you raise your kids you get to spoil your grandkids. The way Lily talks about growing up and school and the advice she gives to her fans (assuming any of the asks are real) I just imagine some hellish fusion of spoiled and authority issues.

Anyway, I foresee this only lasting for a few months before Mikay starts going back to the US for longer and longer spans until eventually the relationship quietly disintegrates. Than we'll get to hear about how much more awful Mikay ever was than Lizzy and how she's Hitler 2.0 or something. Should be fun.
 
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Mazel Tov! She just keeps going. The doormat too.
I want to believe the justice is there now telling them; 'ok now phones away you need to sign some paperwork.' :woo:
this is an example of how Lily derails a conversation with her bad faith comments, because she wants to be the most correct in any situation even if she ends up showing how much she doesn't understand sentences.

the guy pointed out that changing irrelevant things in the game so as not to offend someone is useless as people who are easily offended will be offended anyway and instead of wasting time with it the producers should focus on the real problems in the game.

and here comes Lily and she portrays the guy's point as if he's offended by irrelevant things and says he's the one who has to worry about the real issues in the game.

Lily didn't know how not to act like a bitch, she just repeated the guy's point and acted like she contributed to the conversation
 
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