Juggalos - ARE YOU DOWN WITH THE CLOWN?!

[c-no]

Also there's this:

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That was a juggalo? I remember seeing that video, thinking it was just some angry person who threatened people due to something that happened in World of Warcraft. If I known that was a juggalo, I would of put that video on this thread.

 

[Thetan]

Also there's this:

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It's uncanny..... She almost seems to be channeling Chris. I had definite flashbacks to "CWC Fighter" watching this. Maybe they're destined to be soul mates.

 

[c-no]

The worst part about the parents of that kid who died is that the mom ended up on the radio shortly thereafter complaining about he she didn't get some sort of ICP merchandise or something. She shrugged off the mention of her dead kid to complain that the radio station hadn't given her a prize she'd won or something like that.

She cared more about wanting ICP merchandise than the fact her baby died? Why do I have that this woman should be chewed out by ICP itself?

Also there's this:

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It's uncanny..... She almost seems to be channeling Chris. I had definite flashbacks to "CWC Fighter" watching this. Maybe they're destined to be soul mates.

Maybe if she saw Chris' juggalo video, they might actually be compatible. Too bad she doesn't seem to fit Chris ideal woman.

 

[Bgheff]

Not a lolcow. I thought you had to pick a specific person and not a group of people you don't like for a lolcow thread anyways.

People and groups you don't like aren't automatically lolcows. The criteria for a Lolcow is someone on the Internet, who is extremely weird, and their reaction to this attention is funny. Anything else gets locked.

 

[Count groudon]

Wait, didn't ICP come out a while back and say this whole juggalo thing is just a huge joke, and that they were hardcore Christians?

 

[c-no]

Wait, didn't ICP come out a while back and say this whole juggalo thing is just a huge joke, and that they were hardcore Christians?

OP mentioned that the band themselves said the thing was a joke.

 

[Fialovy]

All I know is that everyone in my town called Faygo "Juggalo Jizz"

 

[The Dude]

I can think of so much else that's wrong in this video (i.e. he says that Juggalos aren't a cult. Well if that's the case, then why do they act like it is?!)

Also, I think this is appropriate to the topic at hand:
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Not even the Juggalos are safe from OPL's dirty crapped graps.

One thing I'll say: imagine if Chris found a juggalo sweet-heart or tried to find one amongst the juggalos.

Like everything else Fatty does, it's obvious that he put the minimal effort into this. He made this for a gal pal, but he didn't even bother to redo it when he mush-mouthed the lyrics in several places.

Also, is it just me, or is he obviously starting to get out of breath about mid way through the video?

Chris gets out of breath just breathing.

 

[SodomyRocket]

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Some people set up a science fair outside an icp concert and apparently the band and management got butthurt.

 

[Judge Holden]

Ok while this thread is here can someone kindly explain what insane clown posse is and why it has so many fans?

 

[PvtRichardCranium]

Wait, didn't ICP come out a while back and say this whole juggalo thing is just a huge joke, and that they were hardcore Christians?

They themselves are trolling the Juggalos. It's awesome.

 

[Globe]

Wait, didn't ICP come out a while back and say this whole juggalo thing is just a huge joke, and that they were hardcore Christians?

OP mentioned that the band themselves said the thing was a joke.

Nah, ICP has never made any explicit claims to Christianity, they just say that they believe in "Heaven" and "Hell" but don't say much more than that. Frankly, they're probably too dumb/perpetually stoned to actually get any of that sorted out. Though calling ICP a Christian band has become the newest way to troll Juggalos.

Ok while this thread is here can someone kindly explain what insane clown posse is and why it has so many fans?

ICP is a terrible music group comprised chiefly of two losers that like to smather themselves in clown makeup. Most of their songs revolve around smoking pot and hating "the mainstream" with such vitriol that in each song it quickly becomes obvious that they're just jealous of any other band/artist that's managed to break into mainstream. Due to the completely shit tastes of certain backwater cultures, however, they've unfortunately gained a pretty large following comprised mostly of drug-addled white trash, so they're now more merchandise-peddlers than anything else.

 

[Shadow Fox]

Also there's this:

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"I bet you can't even breathe outside your office, fuckin' six-hundred-pound motherfucker! *pant* *huff* *wheeze*"

 

[PvtRichardCranium]

Ok while this thread is here can someone kindly explain what insane clown posse is and why it has so many fans?

They're kind of like KISS if KISS was terrible and didn't have anything fun associated with it. Basically they're a business that doesn't want to admit they're a business. While KISS has admitted they were in it to make money and people have accepted that, ICP refuses to admit they're just a marketing exploit for Psychopathic records, hell, maybe they don't even realize it.

I compare the two because one way to piss off Juggalos is to say ICP is ripping of KISS or GWAR. Because that's what they're doing.

 

[The Mass Debater]

My god, its like MLP for white trash.

 

[Niachu]

Juggalos are people who think they're thug because they listen to white clowns rapping. Even though the band themselves has pointed out that the whole thing is just a joke, they take it way too seriously. They have been known to defend people who kill others, just because those people are Juggalos.

The Dark Carnival has amassed a large amount of followers. Unfortunately all of those followers are fucking retarded.

TERRIBLE THINGS JUGGALOS HAVE DONE

Ruined the sequel to Heavy Metal by having an ICP song in Heavy Metal 2000
A Juggalo went into a bar and killed a bunch of people with a butcher knife while dressed up in clown makeup. Other Juggalos then defended him.
There is a splinter faction of Nazi Juggalos.
Had kids, let their kids die.
Misunderstood how magnets operate.I'm sorry.

A Juggalo couple gave birth to a child and she died shortly after taking it's first breaths. This was most likely caused due to the mothers drinking and drug use during the pregnancy. At the funeral, they dressed Annabelle up in ICP paraphernalia. she is buried that way to this day.
Discuss.

They sound less like lolcows and more like a bunch of thugs.

 

[Very Honest Content]

So in late '97 I borrowed my best friend's copy of The Great Milenko on CD, and the phrase, "Sabu'd your momma through a coffee table," is still in colloquial usage in my vocabulary to this day on occasion as a result. My younger brother took the opportunity to tape the CD and when I had total knee reconstruction in early '98, I ended up taking over my parents room so I wouldn't have to walk upstairs to my bedroom on one leg and back down during my recovery for a month and a half or so and my brother would listen to that tape upstairs in his bedroom next to mine so much, he finally started making it play in double speed so the songs sounded like ICP chipmunk music and it drove me crazy that I didn't want to listen to it but he wouldn't hear me yelling for him to turn it off even if he would had he heard me and I tried. Then five years later I asked my girlfriend to burn this to a CD for me;

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Which used to make me at how they had pulled one over on so many fans of theirs. But beyond a doubt, the best thing about ICP in my mind is this appearance on Loveline before the release of the 'The Wraith' which you can listen to here:

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as they tell a story that takes place in a strip club and involves Pam Anderson and Mark McGrath. Sure, they're KISS mixed with Vanilla Ice, but they will go down as one of the greatest independent music act success stories in history so not too shabby for a pair of fat-asses from Detroit in clown makeup. No, I don't own any merchandise and no I don't consider myself a Juggalo, but I can appreciate the absurdity of the act and they put out some hilarious wrestling events so I don't have any problem with Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope.

 

[PvtRichardCranium]

The band themselves is a huge joke. They've pointed it out themselves yet Juggalos refuse to believe it. That's what's so beautiful about this scenario.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

I'm of two minds on this thread. On the one hand there have been juggalos that did fucked up stuff. On the other I find it hard to shit on all juggalos. I mean I doubt all of them are the ridiculous caricatures from ED. That and I'm sure all kinds of fanboys have done fucked up shit. I also have a soft spot for ICP. Teen, angsty me loved the fuck out of shitty rap about horror movies. Regardless have fun!

 

[c-no]

I'm of two minds on this thread. On the one hand there have been juggalos that did fucked up stuff. On the other I find it hard to shit on all juggalos. I mean I doubt all of them are the ridiculous caricatures from ED. That and I'm sure all kinds of fanboys have done fucked up shit. I also have a soft spot for ICP. Teen, angsty me loved the fuck out of shitty rap about horror movies. Regardless have fun!

Seeing as how you had a soft spot for ICP, have you ever encountered juggalo's that would in some way fit the ridiculous caricature?