Juggalos - ARE YOU DOWN WITH THE CLOWN?!

Not really. Bit white trashy but that's about it. Looked up the only name I could remember on Facebook. Has two kids, is engaged, seems well adjusted enough. So yeah, turned out alright. To me the whole thing stems from the high school/outsider mentality. Feel like you don't belong and you grasp onto this close, if kinda goofy, community. The more well adjust grow out of it and look back at it as a goofy phase. Those are the juggalos I encountered apparently.
 
I have to give credit to ICP here. They haven't pulled that shit where they encourage their fans to do all of this fucked up stuff, but I do wish they would call out the fans. The fans are so pissed of about being classified as a gang by the FBI yet that's arguably the only cool thing they can call themselves besides stupid fucking clowns. A lot of Juggalos really think they are in a gang. I kind of want to see this little pissants get dropped in Compton or something like that.
 
If I remember correctly they have called out the more insane fans for the fucked up shit they've done. They don't always but they did release statements after that nazi dude that killed people. Not really sure what more they can do.
 
Ways to troll juggalos:

Remind them that It's a meat cleaver, not a hatchet
Remind them that The Wraith: Shangri-La is about finding God and they are all now cult members
Ask them how long it takes to wash all that dried semen off their face
Tell them Shaggy and Violent J are in a committed homosexual relationship and Violent J is the bottom
Remind them the whole Juggalo thing is just a massive scheme to get white trash morons to fork over their welfare money to buy shitty albums and overpriced clothing and jewelry that was built cheaply in Vietnam
Tell them that ICP is actually a government operation to identify and track the most unintelligent people in society and see how long it takes for said tards to catch on that It's all a scam
Tell them that face paint makes your penis smaller
 
The Dude said:
Ways to troll juggalos:

Remind them that It's a meat cleaver, not a hatchet
Remind them that The Wraith: Shangri-La is about finding God and they are all now cult members
Ask them how long it takes to wash all that dried semen off their face
Tell them Shaggy and Violent J are in a committed homosexual relationship and Violent J is the bottom
Remind them the whole Juggalo thing is just a massive scheme to get white trash morons to fork over their welfare money to buy shitty albums and overpriced clothing and jewelry that was built cheaply in Vietnam
Tell them that ICP is actually a government operation to identify and track the most unintelligent people in society and see how long it takes for said tards to catch on that It's all a scam
Tell them that face paint makes your penis smaller
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Wade.

Just Wade.

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There was a girl in my art class freshman year of high school that was a total juggalo. She thought ICP made her totally hardcore and almost always wore an ICP T-shirt to school (when she didn't she wore just a plain black T-shirt). She also incorporated ICP into her art whenever she could. Unfortunately for the first half of the year we sat next to each other at the same table. Fortunately however I was moved to the opposite side of the room from her after Christmas so I never had to deal with her again.

Sometimes however I wished I shared an English class with her however so I could see if she tried to mention ICP in everything she wrote too.
 
MysticMisty said:
Sometimes however I wished I shared an English class with her however so I could see if she tried to mention ICP in everything she wrote too.
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In all likelihood, I'm guessing she would have.

But alas, we'll never know.
 
PvtRichardCranium said:
PvtRichardCranium said:
I'm still looking for this video where this guy tries to call all of the juggalos to arms or something like that. It was actually what introduced me to them.
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FOUND IT!
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He called metalheads Juggalos. What a fucking queefburger.
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LOL the dude in that video looks and sounds just like Eric Harris in his threat videos...identical twins separated at birth?
 
PvtRichardCranium said:
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Well... there's this.
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Question: Was the sound for this video originally that out of sync? Because it seems to me that it's a second behind that of the lip movements.
 
Several months ago a man and his two friends robbed and murdered his grandparents. It's messed up, but wouldn't have any relevance to this thread...except for the fact they're apparently juggalos and one of the local news stations is now reporting the whole "violent music made them commit this murder!" angle. I personally think this simply makes them trashy in addition to murderers, but now we're going to hear "violent content creates violence" in my area once again.
 
ICP is ear rape and Juggalos are nothing but uneducated, methed up, strung out, white trash monkeys. No...that's not fair to monkeys. That's not fare to primates as a whole. They're uneducated, methed up, strung out, white trash sea cucumbers.
 
The Dude said:
ICP is ear rape and Juggalos are nothing but uneducated, methed up, strung out, white trash monkeys. No...that's not fair to monkeys. That's not fare to primates as a whole. They're uneducated, methed up, strung out, white trash sea cucumbers.
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Woah man, slow down. That's not very nice for sea cucumbers. They're majestic sea beasts.
 
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Venusaur said:
The Dude said:
ICP is ear rape and Juggalos are nothing but uneducated, methed up, strung out, white trash monkeys. No...that's not fair to monkeys. That's not fare to primates as a whole. They're uneducated, methed up, strung out, white trash sea cucumbers.
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Woah man, slow down. That's not very nice for sea cucumbers. They're majestic sea beasts.
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Pubic lice?
 
The Dude said:
Venusaur said:
The Dude said:
ICP is ear rape and Juggalos are nothing but uneducated, methed up, strung out, white trash monkeys. No...that's not fair to monkeys. That's not fare to primates as a whole. They're uneducated, methed up, strung out, white trash sea cucumbers.
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Woah man, slow down. That's not very nice for sea cucumbers. They're majestic sea beasts.
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Pubic lice?
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Great, now the pubic lice have been offended.
 
The only juggalos I've met IRL have been decent enough people. They just liked a shitty band they discovered during their angsty teenage years, and occasionally dressed up like idiots when they went to see that band. But, that said...

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Dynastia said:
The only juggalos I've met IRL have been decent enough people. They just liked a shitty band they discovered during their angsty teenage years, and occasionally dressed up like idiots when they went to see that band. But, that said...

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Honestly, looking at that just sad. Burying a dead child in ICP merchandise, coffin included. At least the brony funeral picture I seen wasn't this bad since the person in the casket was a brony (who may of wished to bury with some MLP stuff, provided it was actually a real person and not a dummy). Worst part of this was that the mother complained on a radio-show about not getting free ICP products while shrugging off mention of her stillborn child.
 
Dynastia said:
The only juggalos I've met IRL have been decent enough people. They just liked a shitty band they discovered during their angsty teenage years, and occasionally dressed up like idiots when they went to see that band. But, that said...

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Okay, holy shit. That woman in black, a little left of center...

What is wrong with her face?!

I've been squinting at this picture for the last five minutes trying to see what the fuck's going on there. It looks like somehow she doesn't have an upper lip.
 
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