Juggalos - ARE YOU DOWN WITH THE CLOWN?!

[Da Pickle Monsta]

The only juggalos I've met IRL have been decent enough people. They just liked a shitty band they discovered during their angsty teenage years, and occasionally dressed up like idiots when they went to see that band. But, that said...

https://images.encyclopediadramatica.es ... uneral.jpg

Okay, holy shit. That woman in black, a little left of center...

What is wrong with her face?!

I've been squinting at this picture for the last five minutes trying to see what the fuck's going on there. It looks like somehow she doesn't have an upper lip.

What makes it even stranger is that she's the only person in the picture who bothered to dress appropriatley for a funeral.

 

[The Dude]

The only juggalos I've met IRL have been decent enough people. They just liked a shitty band they discovered during their angsty teenage years, and occasionally dressed up like idiots when they went to see that band. But, that said...

https://images.encyclopediadramatica.es ... uneral.jpg

Guys, when I die, please bury me in something more dignified than a Coleman cooler with ICP shit stuck to it.

 

[exball]

The only juggalos I've met IRL have been decent enough people. They just liked a shitty band they discovered during their angsty teenage years, and occasionally dressed up like idiots when they went to see that band. But, that said...

https://images.encyclopediadramatica.es ... uneral.jpg

Guys, when I die, please bury me in something more dignified than a Coleman cooler with ICP shit stuck to it.

My burial plan was to throw you in the hoard covered in pickles so you could troll Chris from beyond the grave.

 

[Da Pickle Monsta]

The only juggalos I've met IRL have been decent enough people. They just liked a shitty band they discovered during their angsty teenage years, and occasionally dressed up like idiots when they went to see that band. But, that said...

https://images.encyclopediadramatica.es ... uneral.jpg

Guys, when I die, please bury me in something more dignified than a Coleman cooler with ICP shit stuck to it.

For you, my friend, only the best.

You'll have an Igloo cooler.

 

[c-no]

The only juggalos I've met IRL have been decent enough people. They just liked a shitty band they discovered during their angsty teenage years, and occasionally dressed up like idiots when they went to see that band. But, that said...

https://images.encyclopediadramatica.es ... uneral.jpg

Guys, when I die, please bury me in something more dignified than a Coleman cooler with ICP shit stuck to it.

If we were to ever bury your body Dude, we would make sure it is more dignified than a cooler with ICP merchandise.

 

[exball]

The only juggalos I've met IRL have been decent enough people. They just liked a shitty band they discovered during their angsty teenage years, and occasionally dressed up like idiots when they went to see that band. But, that said...

https://images.encyclopediadramatica.es ... uneral.jpg

Guys, when I die, please bury me in something more dignified than a Coleman cooler with ICP shit stuck to it.

If we were to ever bury your body Dude, we would make sure it is more dignified than a cooler with ICP merchandise.

A cooler with Sonichu merchandise?

 

[c-no]

Guys, when I die, please bury me in something more dignified than a Coleman cooler with ICP shit stuck to it.

If we were to ever bury your body Dude, we would make sure it is more dignified than a cooler with ICP merchandise.

A cooler with Sonichu merchandise?

I was thinking of Big Lebowski merchandise, or guns, or both.

 

[Reshiram]

For a really long time I believed ICP were a satirical joke band, like something that had came from like, SNL or something. I cannot believe they are a "real" band and the juggalos are actually real non-ironic people

 

[Da Pickle Monsta]

The only juggalos I've met IRL have been decent enough people. They just liked a shitty band they discovered during their angsty teenage years, and occasionally dressed up like idiots when they went to see that band. But, that said...

https://images.encyclopediadramatica.es ... uneral.jpg

Okay, holy shit. That woman in black, a little left of center...

What is wrong with her face?!

I've been squinting at this picture for the last five minutes trying to see what the fuck's going on there. It looks like somehow she doesn't have an upper lip.

Went back and looked at the picture again on a bigger screen. I think that the way her face appears is due to a combination of factors:

1.) Wearing the shades and having a long strand of hair hanging in her face;
2.) Wearing a dark shade of lipstick;
3.) Pursing her lips, as she looks to me like she's deep in thought. (I don't blame her. I'd be having an existential crisis, too, if I went to an ICP-themed funeral for an infant.)

When all put together, it just makes for an unfortunate illusion.

 

[Springblossom]

The only juggalos I've met IRL have been decent enough people. They just liked a shitty band they discovered during their angsty teenage years, and occasionally dressed up like idiots when they went to see that band. But, that said...

https://images.encyclopediadramatica.es ... uneral.jpg

Okay, holy shit. That woman in black, a little left of center...

What is wrong with her face?!

I've been squinting at this picture for the last five minutes trying to see what the fuck's going on there. It looks like somehow she doesn't have an upper lip.

Went back and looked at the picture again on a bigger screen. I think that the way her face appears is due to a combination of factors:

1.) Wearing the shades and having a long strand of hair hanging in her face;
2.) Wearing a dark shade of lipstick;
3.) Pursing her lips, as she looks to me like she's deep in thought. (I don't blame her. I'd be having an existential crisis, too, if I went to an ICP-themed funeral for an infant.)

When all put together, it just makes for an unfortunate illusion.

I zoomed the fuck in and saw the same thing. I was going to say, it might be a facial deformity caused by being smacked in the face with a hatchet by ICP fans, but I'm fine with the mundane answer.

 

[c-no]

Surfing through Know Your Meme, I found this:

A juggalo trying to find someone through okcupid. Would his chances be better than say, a love-shy?

 

[The Dude]

Surfing through Know Your Meme, I found this:
http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/ori ... 43/f50.jpg
A juggalo trying to find someone through okcupid. Would his chances be better than say, a love-shy?

I'm sure he'll find a nice, fat, methed out skag whore who will let him plow her beef flaps with his tiny clown painted duck...as long as he makes with the pills and weed.

 

[Foulmouth]

Surfing through Know Your Meme, I found this:
http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/ori ... 43/f50.jpg
A juggalo trying to find someone through okcupid. Would his chances be better than say, a love-shy?

That's the problem (one of them anyway) with juggalo's, they actually breed.
At last the loveshy are out of the gene pool.

 

[The Dude]

Surfing through Know Your Meme, I found this:
http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/ori ... 43/f50.jpg
A juggalo trying to find someone through okcupid. Would his chances be better than say, a love-shy?

That's the problem (one of them anyway) with juggalo's, they actually breed.
At last the loveshy are out of the gene pool.

Yeah, but the upside is most of the breeding ends with stillbirths or CPS taking the kids away because the "parents" are all drugged out.

 

[Goddessoftheshire]

The only Juggalo I knew was in High school was a boy who had severe emotional problems. He was convinced he didn't need a high school diploma to join the military or to become a 5 star chef. In the end he dropped out and got a GED; last time I saw Him he was 20 being walked by a 15 year old on a leash. This 20 year old happened to have a spiked collar on and I think the girl ended up having his child. My friend who was in his grade told me that to this day he still has sleeps with underage girls.

 

[Saney]

Surfing through Know Your Meme, I found this:
http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/ori ... 43/f50.jpg
A juggalo trying to find someone through okcupid. Would his chances be better than say, a love-shy?

That's the problem (one of them anyway) with juggalo's, they actually breed.
At last the loveshy are out of the gene pool.

Yeah, but the upside is most of the breeding ends with stillbirths or CPS taking the kids away because the "parents" are all drugged out.

Yeah, that might be going a bit too far. It's a bit tasteless to be honest.

 

[c-no]

That's the problem (one of them anyway) with juggalo's, they actually breed.
At last the loveshy are out of the gene pool.

Yeah, but the upside is most of the breeding ends with stillbirths or CPS taking the kids away because the "parents" are all drugged out.

Yeah, that might be going a bit too far. It's a bit tasteless to be honest.[/quote]
Yeah, the death of a child is, especially a stillborn is tasteless, especially when you consider that one of them had gotten a juggalo funeral.

 

[c-no]

The only Juggalo I knew was in High school was a boy who had severe emotional problems. He was convinced he didn't need a high school diploma to join the military or to become a 5 star chef. In the end he dropped out and got a GED; last time I saw Him he was 20 being walked by a 15 year old on a leash. This 20 year old happened to have a spiked collar on and I think the girl ended up having his child. My friend who was in his grade told me that to this day he still has sleeps with underage girls.

So this 20 year-old sleeps with underage girls to this day? Has the police even confronted this guy?

 

[Goddessoftheshire]

Last I heard yes I believe he is now in Jail, but I'm sure he will continue as those types never do stop being pervs. Several guys turned out to be major freaks from my high school as it seemed to attract many special snowflakes, and during one school day a student went to jail for beating the crap out of his girlfriend.

 

[A-Stump]

Surfing through Know Your Meme, I found this:
http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/ori ... 43/f50.jpg
A juggalo trying to find someone through okcupid. Would his chances be better than say, a love-shy?

It's hard to look tough using a picture obviously taken in your mom's house. In front of a Christmas tree, even.