Karl Jobst / karljobst / FAQ_GOD / simthreat / approachhernow.com - Albino autist, Spergy speed runner, Pickup predator and Bitch of Mitchell

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Reason I hate him so much?
In addition to the above, he believes the money is his right, not something he earned via hard work.


All of his Youtube career was a massive grift, either stealing content from smaller communities, or making fun of a guy who sued him.
He could never have a normal job. He hates work.
 
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El Scorcho said:
Apparently the reason for his son's last name being his Asian wife's is due to him having Daddy issues (who would have guessed).

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Plus already expressing concerns on how Asian he will turn out to be?

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Although you got to give it to him, he really stepped up when it came to ensuring financial stability for his families future.

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Maximus Wong is probably the most autistic name I have ever heard. That kid is fucked lol
 
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I think this dude payed for his wife. Like literally bought her because in those pick up videos the 1 girl that actually responded and wanted to talk to him he snubbed and walked away. He is an incel and was never actually interested in having a romantic relationship or women in general just ticking boxes.
 
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Zeus Blue Thunder said:
Reason I hate him so much?
In addition to the above, he believes the money is his right, not something he earned via hard work.

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All of his Youtube career was a massive grift, either stealing content from smaller communities, or making fun of a guy who sued him.
He could never have a normal job. He hates work.
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None of these chucklefuck sellouts can handle work once they taste the gravy train.

In worst case scenario they become a DSP or Boogie, where their fuckups are renumerated by retard fans who feel bad for them. Karl is no different. I wonder just how many people will be stupid enough to bail him out of his massive fuckup of 350k dollars
 
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What's even the point of suing Mitchell? Genuinely I don't get why speedrunning autists are so buckbroken about some Literal Who who cheated at fucking donkey kong. You ask the average zoomer who billy bitchell is they're gonna be confused, show them an image and they'll only know him as the giant head in that one regular show episode. These retards play with fire by suing a rich and famous man when the courts are designed to be in the favor of the elite, more than any other thing about Jobst this is the most retarded shit he did. Just settle out of court you dingofucker.
 
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Urgunt said:
What's even the point of suing Mitchell? Genuinely I don't get why speedrunning autists are so buckbroken about some Literal Who who cheated at fucking donkey kong. You ask the average zoomer who billy bitchell is they're gonna be confused, show them an image and they'll only know him as the giant head in that one regular show episode. These retards play with fire by suing a rich and famous man when the courts are designed to be in the favor of the elite, more than any other thing about Jobst this is the most retarded shit he did. Just settle out of court you dingofucker.
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Mitchell sued him.
Karl Jobst refused to settle, true, but it was Mitchell who sued him.
 
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Urgunt said:
What's even the point of suing Mitchell? Genuinely I don't get why speedrunning autists are so buckbroken about some Literal Who who cheated at fucking donkey kong. You ask the average zoomer who billy bitchell is they're gonna be confused, show them an image and they'll only know him as the giant head in that one regular show episode. These retards play with fire by suing a rich and famous man when the courts are designed to be in the favor of the elite, more than any other thing about Jobst this is the most retarded shit he did. Just settle out of court you dingofucker.
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You've got it backwards. Mitchell was suing the autists.
 
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