Karl Jobst / karljobst / FAQ_GOD / simthreat / approachhernow.com - Albino autist, Spergy speed runner, Pickup predator and Bitch of Mitchell

[WarehouseKiwi]

Is Karl over-correcting for a speech impediment or something when he says certain words, especially those ending in the ER vowel?

I've never ever heard any other Australian/New Zealander pronounce it the way he does.

Gather 100 Australians and have them say:

"Happily ever after"

And I guarantee you 99 of them will repeat:

"Happily evvuh ahftah"

The 1 remaining Australian will be Karl, who will hit you with the contrived Americanized pronunciation:

"Happily evERRRR aftERRRR"

Why does he do this?

 

[100%black]

Is Karl over-correcting for a speech impediment or something when he says certain words, especially those ending in the ER vowel?

I've never ever heard any other Australian/New Zealander pronounce it the way he does.

Gather 100 Australians and have them say:

"Happily ever after"

And I guarantee you 99 of them will repeat:

"Happily evvuh ahftah"

The 1 remaining Australian will be Karl, who will hit you with the contrived Americanized pronunciation:

"Happily evERRRR aftERRRR"

Why does he do this?

Autists pick up American accent traits by socially isolating themselves and overconsuming media until they start to partly deaccent.

 

[Guntkvd]

So I wasn't autistic for thinking his name pronounced as Yobst because he looks like an albino North European freak. Thank you, dear sneeder for clarifying it.

 

[Disastrously Dumb]

Im just waiting for some youtuber to do a Karl Jobst-esque video
dissecting every time Karl Jobst misled people about Billy Mitchell trial
and every moment Karl Jobst made a jab at Billy without evidence

which would be funny.

 

[Deputy Riddle]

Im just waiting for some youtuber to do a Karl Jobst-esque video
dissecting every time Karl Jobst misled people about Billy Mitchell trial
and every moment Karl Jobst made a jab at Billy without evidence

which would be funny.

I'm more surprised it hasn't been done yet. Like mutahar makes sense but even Charlie being quiet makes me wonder wtf is going on.

Anyone else of this level would of had constant vids shitted out to capitalize on the interest. It's just free money laying on the table.

 

[Maurice Maine]

I'm more surprised it hasn't been done yet. Like mutahar makes sense but even Charlie being quiet makes me wonder wtf is going on.

Anyone else of this level would of had constant vids shitted out to capitalize on the interest. It's just free money laying on the table.

They're a tightly knit social club, ain't gonna mess with one of their own. Why do you think a bunch of glowing accounts came out of the woodwork to post here? We fucked with the YouTube freemasonry, boyos.

 

[Sesame Sneed]

idk why people are so paranoid about KF, in the grand scheme of things this site is pretty small, always on the brink of collapse and the threads are good fun. Is it because it isn't censored?

Because, as an average person, all it takes is you catching the attention of a single autist to have your identity and entire life laid bare on the Internet in a place known for mocking people at best and harassing people to suicide at worst. Regardless of the context or the justification behind either of those scenarios and everything in between, it is still the reputation and identity of the website and it's something that its users take pride in.

Null himself has recently described the Kiwi Farms and its culture as having a "maximalist approach towards freedom of information". Your information is your responsibility, so if some sperg here is able to find out who you are and where you live, then that's your fault and you deserve to have it blasted out onto the Internet and you deserve to be made fun of, right? But this level of security is just not realistic for anyone to achieve in the modern age. Even if you were careful with your information as a child, or you were lucky enough to grow up before the rise of the Internet, no well-adjusted individual had the foresight five, ten years ago to protect themselves against tools like Holehe searching for accounts tied to your email address on dozens of different websites by sending automated password reset requests. No one knew that downloading some random time waster game on your phone would give your personal info to that company who would then go on to sell it to data aggregators who would throw it up on any of the dozens of people search websites where anyone can pay a few dollars to access it. No one, not even the people on this website, are able to forego the utility and the convenience of a smart phone permanently in order to avoid having their every movement on the face of this earth recorded and cataloged inside of the Fog Reveal search engine. Information privacy does not exist. We rely on information obscurity to protect ourselves, controlling our behavior well enough that we're not seen as interesting or valuable enough to be worth the effort of pulling up our information.

So while you, and I, and most other users on this website may be confident in our ability to not act retarded enough to get phonebooked by someone for fun, and while many of us are aware of the legal and cultural implications of an entire website being successfully banned from operating and its owner unbanked and unpersoned, most people on this planet do not care about any of that and would sleep much better at night if Kiwi Farms and places like it simply weren't allowed to exist.

 

[Deputy Riddle]

They're a tightly knit social club, ain't gonna mess with one of their own. Why do you think a bunch of glowing accounts came out of the woodwork to post here? We fucked with the YouTube freemasonry, boyos.

I'm wondering if they have any connected finances behind the scenes like how Mr beast once belonged to the same company as asmongold.

"Mess with their own" idk man they are usually very quick to stab each other like how the completionist, goose and Apollo show. It's an odd purity spiral and seeing a scorpion not sting just raises questions. There's no way it's just "loyalty".

 

[El Scorcho]

Billy's tweets clowning on Karl has been pure kino. Suffah Yobst!

 

[The handsome tard]

You should include a download link from @Bruno Powroznik's post of his Discord server. Looks like there is still a lot to be found there.

Obligatory repost from @TheThreadIsDead578 of Karl's views on the Farms.
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*snap finger joints*

Oh, Karl, our little faggot, we have such lols to show you

 

[3-2-1836]

And i bet now Jirard is having a laugh

He's not, he just lost a frivious lawsuit he filed against a GTA RP server and is now being sued for $220k as a result of that.

Also his failed lawsuit revealed his company was committing H1B visa fraud.

 

[Slamerella]

Every time I see Karl Jobst's face I keep thinking it's 1993 Mario Movie's interpretation of Bowser/King Koopa.

 

[Medic]

Every time I see Karl Jobst's face I keep thinking it's 1993 Mario Movie's interpretation of Bowser/King Koopa.

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GASP Tranny!
Karl then licked his lips in an edp445 esc style way, wanting tranny cock cause he is a faggot.

 

[Hectic Heckler]

Every time I see Karl Jobst's face I keep thinking it's 1993 Mario Movie's interpretation of Bowser/King Koopa.

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Hello you absolute goombas
Today, I'm here to show you how hilarious this one plumber is who thinks he can overthrow me and take back the Princess.

Spoiler

But first a word from today's sponsor

 

[Medic]

Spoiler

But first a word from today's sponsor

Translife line. Now if you know me I am a habitual gooner who watches f1nster clips on a daily basis........

 

[urine_county]

I was looking for something else and accidentally stumbled upon this old Reddit thread. Karl's claims about this really went everywhere. The thread has been deleted now but not before amassing 1.7k upvotes. Here is where OP says he's leaving the thread up even though Apollo Legend's sister commented on Billy's video that Billy had nothing to do with his suicide.

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

I am 90% convinced Billy reads this thread to find new ways to rub salt into the tree fiddy grand wound.

If you're reading this Billy, thanks for the laughs and the hot sauce.

 

[chromeBalloon]

Is Karl over-correcting for a speech impediment or something when he says certain words, especially those ending in the ER vowel?

I think that Andrew Tate is in a similar boat. The way he speaks sounds like he had / has a speech impediment, and through years of speech therapy learned how to pronounce words in such a fashion.

 

[Gunslinger Spawn]

I am 90% convinced Billy reads this thread

Make it 100% He is highscoring by mashing F5 for sure. This thread is already a goldmine for a regular Joe. He must be ecstatic over all those lols and rightfully so. Enjoy it gamer of the century you deserve it.

But first a word from today's sponsor

It is an ad for Sonic

 

[Dwarf Lord]

I'm eagerly looking forward to the next 37 pages of the thread full of dumb niggers not reading the thread and reposting Billy screenshots of him reposting the same discord screenshots that keep getting reposted here.