Karl Jobst / karljobst / FAQ_GOD / simthreat / approachhernow.com - Albino autist, Spergy speed runner, Pickup predator and Bitch of Mitchell

[Colon capital V]

Doing drugs is one thing but doing around your kid is nigger behavior. Thanks for funding his drug habit, you absolute legends!!!!

*Rackets behavior, bonus if the kid's hair is on it.

 

[August16]

Good god these Discord messages are cringe. He is in his 30s somethings, and he still seriously discusses stuff like this with random people? Never leaves the house, talks with randos on Discord unironically, and to be honest, I can't take seriously someone who talks so much about penis and doing drugs with randos on Discord. In fact any video of his can be countered with that simple screenshot, at that point anything he says is invalid.

He's built a career on pointing fingers at people over inconsequential stuff, although it was funny how the girl was so invested in cheating at Monster Hunter blindfolded, funnier how people were invested into debunking it.

I have yet to see one content creator/youtuber/influencer who isn't a degenerate in some aspect, if it's not known, there are skeletons in the closet. Very bad examples for the kids watching them.

Maybe the Stardew Valley guy. He stayed silent against the troon brigade. Nah, he's probably got skeletons too.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

tbh, constantly taking amphetamins to deal with ADHD and getting stuck in an OCD Goldeneye loop until you manage to beat a world record by using every autistic technique possible, that would actually explain Karl as a human.


Going "Hey Mister Policeman, I am ordering illegal substances online! Please screen my mail and arrest me!" is still not the most retarded thing he has done in his life.

 

[Sankara]

My brother in Christ, did my full post not load properly? It was never edited so I don't understand why you quoted less than half of my first sentence when what you are saying supports what I said?

Karl barely contributed to EZScape's 'The Downfall of Apollo Legend' video but he posted in Discord about wanting to making his own. He deleted his Discord message sometime after getting sued but thankfully it was saved. I'm sure Karl will never address this.
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Of course Karl doubled down on his retraction being adequate because it was at the end of a 30 minute unrelated video that got 2 million views... Karl, how about you show the average watch time of that video vs the watch time of the video with the defamatory remark?

The issue is that Karl contributed research to EZScape's video and knew that him and Dark Viper got named in Apollo's suicide note and then still went ahead to imply / say that Billy was responsible for Apollo's suicide because according to Karl the settlement had a negative impact on Apollo. The issue isn't the amount of research contribution Karl provided to EZScape's video or if he said to EZScape what words to say. This was a blatant misdirection by Karl and you fell for it.

If you quoted me correctly, this poster would not have had to repeat what my original post said:

On top of that, before the video was made, Karl expressed interest in making a "Downfall of Apollo Legend" video himself.

EZScape either beat him to the punch or got the idea from Karl in the first place.

Sorry for the redundant autism but I think the image of Karl saying he would've made EZScape's video himself needs to be reposted for posterity as it contradicts his lies in his most recent video. He needs to address this.

 

[Ofcom Enforcer]

He said he wishes he could do it with his wife from the screencaps you showed? The implication possibly being that she doesn't do drugs (and I'm being charitable to this point because I've had friends who blab on about how they wish their wife would also enjoy xyz drug)

Fair point. Removed the wife comment.

 

[Sargon's wife's son]

I wonder if this video could be counted against Kyle acting like a idiot after the judgment billy should ask for more money he should ask for at least a million put this little gimp albino in the poor house

I hope he appeals the lawsuit to the highest court in Australia and Billy requests that the amount goes up by at least $600,000 I hope Billy owns this little Weasel of a human being billy is a true American who provides good paying jobs billy is disgusting homosexual who can't even have sex with people of his own way so he has to import some gold digging **** **** Chang Lady

 

[Jacob]

I can't take seriously someone who talks so much about penis

Given that he's in the tranny-infested speedrunning community, this is something that really should've been expected.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Given that he's in the tranny-infested speedrunning community, this is something that really should've been expected.

They can have a M&F date night and still end up with a 100% cock ratio.

 

[Harm]

So, let's recap. Billy Mitchell and Apollo Legend have their settlement, and meanwhile Karl Jobst and his buddies are planning on plunging the knife into Apollo Legend (credit to @Jacob for pointing out that they turned on Apollo Legend because he refused to contribute to a coordinated campaign against RWhiteGoose for wrongthink). They follow through with these plans, Apollo Legend kills himself, and names Karl Jobst's friends. Karl reads on Reddit and other unverifiable anonymous sources that Apollo killed himself because Billy Mitchell took money from him (ignoring the note Apollo left naming Karl's friends). Karl alleges in a video, in an extremely conniving and deliberate manner, that this suicide was Billy Mitchell's fault. People watch the video, believe it, and repeat the claims hundreds of times, at least.

Keem reaches out and talks to Karl, and as a result, Karl edits out that particular portion of the video. During this time, Billy puts up a video about the defamation, after which Karl informs him that the portion was edited out. Karl then receives a concerns notice from Billy's lawyers over the next couple days demanding a suitable retraction, and Karl admits he disregarded it because he doesn't take Billy seriously, then republishing the original defamatory claims. Afterwards, Apollo's brother confirms that it's untrue, so Karl removes it again. Then, in order to make sure "as many people see it as possible," Karl hides a retraction at the end of a video which has nothing to do with Billy Mitchell, Apollo Legend, or anything else related to the topic.

The retraction is found to be insufficient, of course, and the lawsuit is brought forth. Karl spends $200k of his own money on the lawsuit, and then receives other concerns notices from Billy Mitchell about other instances of potential defamation. Karl, now claiming to take the concerns notices extremely seriously, starts the GoFundMe on the basis that these new concerns notices might turn into lawsuits (despite evidence suggesting that Queensland rules would prohibit any new lawsuits from being brought). Around this time, he receives the $250k from Notch. Australian news then covers the lawsuit, furthering the "it's about cheating" narrative, and Karl Jobst inserts clips from these news broadcasts into his own content uncritically.

Karl continues to release dozens of Youtube videos about Billy Mitchell's cheating, never clarifies that the other concerns notices for which he was soliciting donations were never advanced into lawsuits, and takes a bunch of MDMA and Valium while raising his child Bigus Dickus with his paid-in-full wife. He still collects all the GoFundMe money, enlists sloptubers like Charlie to be a star witness despite having literally nothing to do with any of the central claims in the case, and goes to trial. His toothless foot soldier Walter Cuddeford liveblogs the whole thing painting a distorted picture of the proceedings.

The ruling comes down, Karl Jobst loses like a bitch, Billy Mitchell becomes a folk hero overnight, and then Karl tweets out that he will repay everyone what they're owed and give them a solid explanation of everything. Then, he takes 2 weeks to slop together a bunch of lies and obfuscation about the lawsuit, actively downplaying his blatant deception used to solicit monetary donations, and now blames the very same news broadcasts which he championed beforehand for spreading misinformation about the lawsuit.

Cherry on top? In his private trannycord server, he quietly backtracks on repaying anyone anything, says he's not going to pivot away from his hypocritical content, and that his completely free-to-view sloptent is how he's repaying the hundreds of thousands of dollars he took under, in the most charitable of interpretations, extremely dubious circumstances.

Yeah, he's a piece of shit.

EDIT: Added an important bit of context at the beginning I was missing.

 

[Fucker Carlson]

Really focused on the important priorities today.

 

[Jacob]

So, let's recap. Billy Mitchell and Apollo Legend have their settlement, and meanwhile Karl Jobst and his buddies are planning on plunging the knife into Apollo Legend.

One other important detail is that the reason Karl and the others went after Apollo in the first place is because one of their other friends, RWhiteGoose, had been outed for wrongthink and saying edgy shit on Discord (the same kind of shit you can see Karl himself saying in his Goldeneye board messages).

Karl and the others threw Goose under the bus and disavowed him, but Apollo stuck by him and went to bat for him.

So the whole thing was basically all just gay ops to punish Apollo for impeding on their cancellation of Goose.

 

[Harm]

One other important detail is that the reason Karl and the others went after Apollo in the first place is because one of their other friends, RWhiteGoose, had been outed for wrongthink and saying edgy shit on Discord (the same kind of shit you can see Karl himself saying in his Goldeneye board messages).

Karl and the others threw Goose under the bus and disavowed him, but Apollo stuck by him and went to bat for him.

So the whole thing was basically all just gay ops to punish Apollo for impeding on their cancellation of Goose.

Wait, THAT is why they dogpiled Apollo Legend? He didn't deepthroat the stinkditch and bow down to the work justice mob, so he needs to be sacrificed to the corn?

Dude, and I thought I hated Karl "child rape dungeons" Jobst before. That's beyond vile and makes this shit all the more palpable:



Precious coming from Karl "I named my child after genitalia" Jobst considering he dogpiled a man to death over petty disagreements.

 

[Lapsus of the bepsus]

Wait, THAT is why they dogpiled Apollo Legend? He didn't deepthroat the stinkditch and bow down to the work justice mob, so he needs to be sacrificed to the corn?

generally when the speedrunning khammunity at large dogpiles one person, its either because 1. it was revealed that it seems that years ago they may have probably most likely maybe cheated at some game, or 2. they did a big bad and misgendered a tranny on the internet or said a joke that upset someone or defended someone who did any one of these things.

im looking forward to gooses video, he is a real nigga

 

[Spooky Dogwood]

Wait, THAT is why they dogpiled Apollo Legend? He didn't deepthroat the stinkditch and bow down to the work justice mob, so he needs to be sacrificed to the corn?

Dude, and I thought I hated Karl "child rape dungeons" Jobst before. That's beyond vile and makes this shit all the more palpable:

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Precious coming from Karl "I named my child after genitalia" Jobst considering he dogpiled a man to death over petty disagreements.

It was because of Goose, and also because Apollo shat on GDQ.

 

[Hypercop]

Karl and the others threw Goose under the bus and disavowed him, but Apollo stuck by him and went to bat for him.

Wasn't this because some 3rd party did the goose expose, and Karl was incriminated in that shit too so he jumped on the goose hate train to get the heat off himself? And goose only took the fall because he's a chill guy who doesn't care as much for e-celeb fame.

 

[DenseDeerFather]

I believe there's a significant chance she's completely out of the loop.

If he was willing to lie and grift and obfuscate and play fast and loose with slanderous statements to the entire internet and dancing dangerously with the law, I get the feeling he might try and gaslight his wife about the truth of the situation. She might ask questions and he might dance around the truth becusse he seems stupidly good at that, the slimy fuck.

Of course, that's not to say it's impossible that she's in on the grift. I mean she did get a nice ass house for it.

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1300 discord messages from after the decision on the 1st

Mental breakdown when?

...Well, I do recall him mentioning that he was "the sole breadwinner of his family," which I thought was a ridiculous statement as someone who does speedrunning and YouTube for a living.

But if this is the case, then what the fuck does the wife do all day? Who does the cooking and cleaning?

"We rarely leave the house."

That sounds like a miserable existence. Heaven forbid y'all do a fucking picninc or soemthing.

Karl "I named my child after genitalia" Jobst

Huh? I'm sorry, what?

 

[Jacob]

Huh? I'm sorry, what?

His son is named "Maximus Wong".

 

[alphabetnigger]

His son is named "Maximus Wong".

I'm neutral in this Karl shit personally, I think Billy Mitchell is a cunt. But now that you're telling me he named his kid this, I kinda think Karl is a fucking cunt

 

[DenseDeerFather]

His son is named "Maximus Wong".

No, stop. I don't know if I should laugh or cry.

That poor ipad kid is gonna get fucking bullied for all eterntiy.

 

[Lapsus of the bepsus]

Mental breakdown when?

i think a mental breakdown may have already happened just not online unfortunately for us