Karl Jobst / karljobst / FAQ_GOD / simthreat / approachhernow.com - Albino autist, Spergy speed runner, Pickup predator and Bitch of Mitchell

[Sharpeteer]

Dropped another 10K today.

 

[Buffy Anne Summers]

Here's something incriminating to add to all of it as well, starting at 4:53 in the "I Lost" video.



So right there, Karl confirms he profited a substantial amount off of slandering Billy, as he claims it was a non significant amount Apollo lost as a result of removing the videos and Apollo was a much smaller creator than Karl. This is all based off of the knowledge he has from the money he has made.

It would be funny if this ends up in appeal and he's ordered to pay the profits from his videos on Billy to Billy. If his lawyers did review the video, I'm amazed they let him say that line.

He thought he was so galaxybrain about it, he could profit off Billy through the Youtube videos AND a lawsuit, epically destroying the Donkey Kong guy completely by taking all his money, instead he's lost all his own in the process. Truly Karl's failure is a Biblical tale as old as time.

 

[BicketyBuckBumble]

Dude was also talking about using MDMA a few days after the judge’s decision.

 

[Scorpion From MK]

Karl barely contributed to EZScape's 'The Downfall of Apollo Legend' video

The issue is that Karl contributed research to EZScape's video and knew that him and Dark Viper got named in Apollo's suicide note and then still went ahead to imply / say that Billy was responsible for Apollo's suicide because according to Karl the settlement had a negative impact on Apollo. The issue isn't the amount of research contribution Karl provided to EZScape's video or if he said to EZScape what words to say. This was a blatant misdirection by Karl and you fell for it.

 

[neger psykolog]

Karl is a regular user of hard drugs. This makes him a potentially unfit parent under Australian law and he could lose custody of his child.

Spoiler: Screenshots

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"Md" refers to MDMA, aka ecstasy. Karl says it "is" his jam, not "was". Present tense. He is still an active druggie.
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He'd "love to do it with his wife" confirming his wife Doris is also a druggie and an unfit parent.
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The above quotes are from 2023. His son turned 1 year old in 2021, meaning Karl and Doris are still using drugs after his birth.
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Karl confirms he is still an active drug user, taking something "once every 1-2 months".
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You're pulling at strings/trying way too hard here.
Valium isn't a "hard drug" and almost 100% he's prescribed it legally by a proper doctor.
Having a party night once every 1-2 months isn't going to do shit - MDMA is available in Australia as a treatment for PTSD last I heard
Having done a bit of drugs in the past isn't notable at all and applicable to many adults nowadays.

Dude was also talking about using MDMA a few days after the judge’s decision.
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Saying "Ive done a lot of mdma though" doesn't mean they did it right then. You'd need to provide more khantext of the conversation for it to mean anything. He could be talking about 3-4 years ago.


TLDR: you guys missed the moral of the Karl Jobst story - don't let your hate boner over a high score interfere with your reasoning abilities.

 

[huckbeine]

the only people i know that take mdma are rave sluts.... so what is karl taking mdma for?

 

[Spooky Dogwood]

Dude was also talking about using MDMA a few days after the judge’s decision.
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There is no doubt in my mind that he has fucked trannies at some point. MDMA makes you much more open to such things, and it's not something you usually do alone.

 

[Jacob]

The issue is that Karl contributed research to EZScape's video and knew that him and Dark Viper got named in Apollo's suicide note and then still went ahead to imply / say that Billy was responsible for Apollo's suicide because according to Karl the settlement had a negative impact on Apollo. The issue isn't the amount of research contribution Karl provided to EZScape's video or if he said to EZScape what words to say. This was a blatant misdirection by Karl and you fell for it.

On top of that, before the video was made, Karl expressed interest in making a "Downfall of Apollo Legend" video himself.

EZScape either beat him to the punch or got the idea from Karl in the first place.

 

[BicketyBuckBumble]

You're pulling at strings/trying way too hard here.
Valium isn't a "hard drug" and almost 100% he's prescribed it legally by a proper doctor.
Having a party night once every 1-2 months isn't going to do shit - MDMA is available in Australia as a treatment for PTSD last I heard
Having done a bit of drugs in the past isn't notable at all and applicable to many adults nowadays.


Saying "Ive done a lot of mdma though" doesn't mean they did it right then. You'd need to provide more khantext of the conversation for it to mean anything. He could be talking about 3-4 years ago.


TLDR: you guys missed the moral of the Karl Jobst story - don't let your hate boner over a high score interfere with your reasoning abilities.

Oh I agree, I don’t think Valium is a hard drug or that Karl should have his kid taken over partying on MDMA. It’s just another example of him giving to much info to random strangers more than anything.

Also I misspoke/didn’t elaborate enough in my post. I didn’t mean that he was using MDMA a few days after the trial, just that he was talking about his MDMA usage in general a few days after the trial.

My phrasing does make it seem like I’m referring to him doing MDMA after the trial wrapped up so I appreciate you taking me to task about it.

 

[Spooky Dogwood]

You're pulling at strings/trying way too hard here.
Valium isn't a "hard drug" and almost 100% he's prescribed it legally by a proper doctor.
Having a party night once every 1-2 months isn't going to do shit - MDMA is available in Australia as a treatment for PTSD last I heard
Having done a bit of drugs in the past isn't notable at all and applicable to many adults nowadays.


Saying "Ive done a lot of mdma though" doesn't mean they did it right then. You'd need to provide more khantext of the conversation for it to mean anything. He could be talking about 3-4 years ago.


TLDR: you guys missed the moral of the Karl Jobst story - don't let your hate boner over a high score interfere with your reasoning abilities.

It's nothing substantial, but there may be some smoke here. In good faith we at least know: Karl now loves alcohol, Karl has done a lot of MDMA. And nothing else lowers your inhibitions and makes you feel good and wholesome quite like MDMA does, so one can only imagine the awkward situations he's found himself in.

 

[neger psykolog]

Karl Jobst personally says he takes MDMA. With his wife. "A few weeks ago" and "Every 1-2 months." After his child was born.

He said he wishes he could do it with his wife from the screencaps you showed? The implication possibly being that she doesn't do drugs (and I'm being charitable to this point because I've had friends who blab on about how they wish their wife would also enjoy xyz drug)

 

[Spooky Dogwood]

It might also be possible that Karl is LARPing about his drug use to a some degree. If he's referring to getting MDMA on the clearnet then he might be referring to "research chemicals". Meaning he may be taking a similar amphetamine that's yet to be regulated, but not actual MDMA.
Edit: Correction.

 

[neger psykolog]

It might also be possible that Karl is LARPing about his drug use to a some degree. If he's referring to getting MDMA on the clearnet then he might be referring to "test drugs". Meaning he may be taking a similar amphetamine that's yet to be regulated, but not actual MDMA.

This would also very significantly relate to the clearnet websites (as you kind of mentioned). For anyone not aware: many of these sell "designer drugs" (including varieties of synthetic weed) which is how they avoid being shut down and many of them advertise extensively on Facebook and Instagram in almost every country in the world.

When it comes to "amphetamines" though I would be curious if he takes them for speedrunning.

 

[Ted's Cabin]

Got another one:

I'm sure most people would rather be raped by Stivitybobo (banned from Banjo-Kazooie 1, another Rareware N64 game) than put in debt for life from a young age because Karl Jobst is their dad. But guess who's times are taken down? If we're banning people for causing trauma, how about some consistency?

you know the more I hear about this "speedrunning" the gayer it sounds

Yeah, it's the Australian news networks at fault. Did he ever reach out to any of those news stations to correct their reporting? Nope!

Which is funny because if you watch the first "retraction" video, Jobst believes it's actually Billy's job to reach out directly to provide proof his claims are false.

Back in May I talked about the new lawsuits filed by Todd Rogers and Billy Mitchell.
In that video, I made the claim that Apollo Legend paid money to Billy Mitchell as part
of their settlement.
I would never make such a claim unless I had very good evidence to support my position.
In response to this, Billy Mitchell released a video accusing me of lying and claimed that
no money was exchanged.
He didn't provide any evidence to back up this claim, nor did he attempt to get in contact
with me to clear up any misinformation I may have had.

The video is boring so I stopped watching it. He just goes on about a bunch of boring bullshit that no one cares about.

At this point I usually just skim the transcripts of videos like this. I don't have 30 minutes to listen to this, and his style of speaking is so distinct that I'm forced to read the transcript text in his voice anyway. This must be what it's feels like to be able to do impressions.

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

Doing drugs is one thing but doing around your kid is nigger behavior. Thanks for funding his drug habit, you absolute legends!!!!

 

[Colon capital V]

Doing drugs is one thing but doing around your kid is nigger behavior. Thanks for funding his drug habit, you absolute legends!!!!

*Rackets behavior, bonus if the kid's hair is on it.

 

[August16]

Good god these Discord messages are cringe. He is in his 30s somethings, and he still seriously discusses stuff like this with random people? Never leaves the house, talks with randos on Discord unironically, and to be honest, I can't take seriously someone who talks so much about penis and doing drugs with randos on Discord. In fact any video of his can be countered with that simple screenshot, at that point anything he says is invalid.

He's built a career on pointing fingers at people over inconsequential stuff, although it was funny how the girl was so invested in cheating at Monster Hunter blindfolded, funnier how people were invested into debunking it.

I have yet to see one content creator/youtuber/influencer who isn't a degenerate in some aspect, if it's not known, there are skeletons in the closet. Very bad examples for the kids watching them.

Maybe the Stardew Valley guy. He stayed silent against the troon brigade. Nah, he's probably got skeletons too.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

tbh, constantly taking amphetamins to deal with ADHD and getting stuck in an OCD Goldeneye loop until you manage to beat a world record by using every autistic technique possible, that would actually explain Karl as a human.


Going "Hey Mister Policeman, I am ordering illegal substances online! Please screen my mail and arrest me!" is still not the most retarded thing he has done in his life.

 

[Sankara]

My brother in Christ, did my full post not load properly? It was never edited so I don't understand why you quoted less than half of my first sentence when what you are saying supports what I said?

Karl barely contributed to EZScape's 'The Downfall of Apollo Legend' video but he posted in Discord about wanting to making his own. He deleted his Discord message sometime after getting sued but thankfully it was saved. I'm sure Karl will never address this.
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Of course Karl doubled down on his retraction being adequate because it was at the end of a 30 minute unrelated video that got 2 million views... Karl, how about you show the average watch time of that video vs the watch time of the video with the defamatory remark?

The issue is that Karl contributed research to EZScape's video and knew that him and Dark Viper got named in Apollo's suicide note and then still went ahead to imply / say that Billy was responsible for Apollo's suicide because according to Karl the settlement had a negative impact on Apollo. The issue isn't the amount of research contribution Karl provided to EZScape's video or if he said to EZScape what words to say. This was a blatant misdirection by Karl and you fell for it.

If you quoted me correctly, this poster would not have had to repeat what my original post said:

On top of that, before the video was made, Karl expressed interest in making a "Downfall of Apollo Legend" video himself.

EZScape either beat him to the punch or got the idea from Karl in the first place.

Sorry for the redundant autism but I think the image of Karl saying he would've made EZScape's video himself needs to be reposted for posterity as it contradicts his lies in his most recent video. He needs to address this.

 

[Ofcom Enforcer]

He said he wishes he could do it with his wife from the screencaps you showed? The implication possibly being that she doesn't do drugs (and I'm being charitable to this point because I've had friends who blab on about how they wish their wife would also enjoy xyz drug)

Fair point. Removed the wife comment.