Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna

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Guess Kat's weight.

  • >200 lbs.

    Votes: 22 3.5%

  • 200 lbs.-250 lbs.

    Votes: 125 20.0%

  • 250 lbs.- 300 lbs.

    Votes: 110 17.6%

  • Damn that's a huge bitch.

    Votes: 369 58.9%
  • Total voters
    626
That's probably the only time we've ever seen Phil deal with confrontation in person, on camera, and he failed miserably. Lends even more credence to all the stories people tell about him acting like a pussy when confronted IRL.
 
Cistern Rumbler said:
That's probably the only time we've ever seen Phil deal with confrontation in person, on camera, and he failed miserably. Lends even more credence to all the stories people tell about him acting like a pussy when confronted IRL.
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And that was with an audience he surely wanted to look cool in front of, being torn into by someone he's not as afraid of as he is with strangers. Don't forget when his neighbor in CT told him to STFU, and he did exactly that. Immediately. Leanna couldn't pull that shit, not that we ever saw, to my knowledge. He knew her too well. Not so, with that guy next door to him.

Now imagine what he would be like TODAY, confronted by someone who isn't Kat or his parents. I'll bet he practically cries.
 
Derich 2nd of coomland said:
That clip will always make me smile. She tore him a new asshole and a half and he just took it like a bitch.
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How dare his girlfriend basically beg him for sex while he’s WORKING? Phil was in the middle of an important “project” and this bitch is just pestering him.

You can tell that Phil just hates that he can’t just lean over and click on Leanna and make her disappear.

She does have an annoying-ass nagging voice, though. I’m sure being stuck at a social gathering with Phil and Leanna would have been a nightmare. Hearing them talk over each other would create the most horrid cacophony.
 
KD6-3.7 said:
I’m sure being stuck at a social gathering with Phil and Leanna would have been a nightmare.
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Yeah but that's a moot point when he has literally zero social life. When Leanna had friends over he did his KOGaming review early and hid in his room so they would not even know he was there. This isn't a joke, he acted like a 10 year old avoiding his parents' lame dinner party to avoid dealing with people he couldn't boss around. Personally I would have LOVED to be a fly on the wall when Leanna got obvious but tricky questions like "so what does your boyfriend do and why isn't he joining us?" and "I like the video game paintings, your son must really like Mario".

Since the start of the Kat era I am not sure they have had anyone over besides Rochelle/one of her junior staff and (possibly, this would not have been a social call either way) repairmen from the HOA.
 
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Jenna's latest from Snapchat. Posted on Nov 24 at roughly 11AM eastern time, incase anyone cares. "I need to raise as much money as I can before <insert arbitrary date here." Is this where DSP gets his strategy from?
 
"If you don't have at least $200 for my services, because that is my minimum"
"I'm not about to be broke on my birthday"

I don't know how many ways I can say it, Phil married the wrong sister. :story:
 
Kosher Dill said:
"If you don't have at least $200 for my services, because that is my minimum"
"I'm not about to be broke on my birthday"

I don't know how many ways I can say it, Phil married the wrong sister. :story:
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Can you imagine Philbert and Jenna together? They would be a fucking economic powerhouse. A true case study on the Power of e-Begging.
 
twattycake said:
Personally I would have LOVED to be a fly on the wall when Leanna got obvious but tricky questions like "so what does your boyfriend do and why isn't he joining us?" and "I like the video game paintings, your son must really like Mario".
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Unlike Kat, Leanna probably figured out at some point to just not bring up Mr. Potatohead.

Also, the fact that Phil hid from visitors back in the PandaLee Era tells me that his current behavior of not interacting much with Kat isn't new. I'll bet he didn't spend that much time with Leanna off-camera, she was a trophy to him, after all. Obviously didn't stop him from getting so hurt by her walking away, because he's an entitled fuckwad who doesn't connect consequences to his stupid actions.
twattycake said:
Since the start of the Kat era I am not sure they have had anyone over besides Rochelle/one of her junior staff and (possibly, this would not have been a social call either way) repairmen from the HOA.
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What gets me is that this isn't even out of Phil's paranoia, he just simply doesn't like people. Even when he went to tournaments, the most social he has ever been, it wasn't for interaction.

It's no wonder YouTube appealed to him so much, and long before he ever got himself such a bad rep in the wider world. It was the ultimate way to get what he wanted [adulation and easy money] without anything he didn't [socializing and getting his life together].
LordPriapus said:
Can you imagine Philbert and Jenna together? They would be a fucking economic powerhouse. A true case study on the Power of e-Begging.
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At least Jenna is based enough to straight up say that she's a whore, and not beat around the bush (no pun intended). She has way bigger balls than Phil ever has or ever will.
 
LordPriapus said:
Jenna's latest from Snapchat. Posted on Nov 24 at roughly 11AM eastern time, incase anyone cares. "I need to raise as much money as I can before <insert arbitrary date here." Is this where DSP gets his strategy from?
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She's breaking the #1 rule in being an escort, you never admit to sexual services like this. Smells like cop, Officer Sanders.
 
Oliveoil said:
Towards the end Leanna REALLY grew on me.
She gave it to Phil with her snark.
So Leanna I guess.
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Leanna, totally. However, her voice is VERY annoying, but if it's for a night of fun, sure. I can deal with it. Jenna, I'd pay for her NOT to even come within 500 yards in my presence. Momwife? No. She comes off like a female version of Phil: socially awkward, thought "Oh, I can make tons of money because I have boobs!" fails, marries a shut-in because she wants out of Michigan.

TheGoutburglar said:
At least Jenna is based enough to straight up say that she's a whore, and not beat around the bush (no pun intended). She has way bigger balls than Phil ever has or ever will.
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And knowing that the shit apple doesn't fall short from the shit tree *cough, Kat, cough*. Even Subaru man mentioned that Kat basically "used him for money." and "a place to stay." Kat lives on survival mode CONSTANTLY and will get herself into situationships to have a roof over her head. Unlike Jenna, Kat won't come right out and admit that she's using someone. Her (Jenna) will tell you straight up what she wants. For that, I respect. To a certain extent.
 
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