Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[Hitman One]

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This almost makes me want to invent a time machine, go back to the day Kevin was born, join the military and nuke the hospital he was birthed in.

 

[Law]

Kevin pitches in by vacuuming his toys.

At least he's cleaning something. 5 points to House Amhole.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

"-Mom, can we get Brianna Wu?
-No Alyce, we have Brianna Wu at home."
Brianna Wu at home:

Well, I can't decide if this is a compliment or not.

 

[cowisnow]

I that Kindness got her own thread right out the gate, and even Rioley’s getting one now. But Wedge will never have one. Not even after he cuts off his wedge.


“Yep, looks… intact. Hasn’t rotted off yet”

Kevin: omg, the gyno complimented my labia!


*pretend deaf clown whores


That lunch snatcher’s name? Albert Einstein.

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“Closed drawbridge”

Is that what we’re calling Kevin’s amhole now?

More like a fetid moat filled with alligators.

Or an oubliette.

 

[retard strength]

His teeth are.... something, I can see why moobs and amhole were much more of a priority! Not a fetish!!

 

[Mealy Mouth Spittle]

Kevin made a tweet in honor of #NationalComingOutDay. He included a couple of pictures in there as well, so I figured I'd document them in case there are any Rare Kevins in the mix. One of them isn't in the standard autogynesmile pose, and you can see the rolls of fat on his neck.
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Also, it seems as if Kevin is on a quest to get the biggest moobs that money can buy. I'm actually rooting for him here, if only because I think I'm going to die of laughter every time I see his F-cups in a picture.
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They still think about breasts the way teenage boys do. Anyone who was teen girl with large breasts (or had a friend who was) knows that boys often equate big boobs with being slutty. Probably because you look like the women in porn videos. Thinking that an F cup = bimbo is a very male thing to do.

Sure, some women voluntarily get F cups because they want to be seen as slutty. But most natural F cup ladies do not appreciate being seen as a slut simply because they have big boobs.

With his barrel chest, though, F's aren't going to be that big on Kevin. I hope he gets the biggest ones he can simply because I want those bra straps to slice through the skin on his shoulders. I also want to hear all about the yeast infection that takes over the underboob area because he doesn't bathe or wash his bras often enough. He's also going to need to massage his breasts in order to prevent scar tissue from forming. How likely is he to do that?

 

[Neko GF]

Kev-Kev with a Moviebob-esque take:

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[Marshal Mannerheim]

Kev-Kev with a Moviebob-esque take:
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What these people don't understand is that right-wingers control the food. The Troonicorn Ranch is the one left-wing farm I can actually think of, and that's definitely not evidence that leftists can farm well.

If a war does break out, it'd be followed by food riots in Oakland and the Bronx and mutinies, because there is no way that the regular army will willingly place itself under the command of a bunch of antifags.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Kev-Kev with a Moviebob-esque take:
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Magnificent. What a spicy hot take.

What these people don't understand is that right-wingers control the food. The Troonicorn Ranch is the one left-wing farm I can actually think of, and that's definitely not evidence that leftists can farm well.

If a war does break out, it'd be followed by food riots in Oakland and the Bronx and mutinies, because there is no way that the regular army will willingly place itself under the command of a bunch of antifags.

He even states the fact, for fuck's sake! How can he be so goddamn fucking retarded?

 

[AGPinochet]

The tranch is down a man because Bonnie is busy with his slampig. Kevin pitches in by vacuuming his toys.
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Never change, Kevin. Never change (the funny thing is you actually won't and will continue to be a retarded manbaby until everything goes to hell or you die of fat or a surgical complication)

 

[Mealy Mouth Spittle]

Kev and the tranch wouldn't last more than a couple of months in an actual civil war.

First of all, if society breaks down, Earl and his gang are going to feel free to come back and do more than over inflate their tires. And what's Kev going to do? He's scared of guns and he'll get out of breath trying to waddle away if Earl comes after him.

Secondly, how much food do they have stored up there? Sure, they could eat the animals for a while, but what happens when they can't get their estrogen? Or xanax? Or Adderall? Shit's going to get ugly fast.

 

[John Flynt's Axe Wound]

They still think about breasts the way teenage boys do. Anyone who was teen girl with large breasts (or had a friend who was) knows that boys often equate big boobs with being slutty. Probably because you look like the women in porn videos. Thinking that an F cup = bimbo is a very male thing to do.

Sure, some women voluntarily get F cups because they want to be seen as slutty. But most natural F cup ladies do not appreciate being seen as a slut simply because they have big boobs.

With his barrel chest, though, F's aren't going to be that big on Kevin. I hope he gets the biggest ones he can simply because I want those bra straps to slice through the skin on his shoulders. I also want to hear all about the yeast infection that takes over the underboob area because he doesn't bathe or wash his bras often enough. He's also going to need to massage his breasts in order to prevent scar tissue from forming. How likely is he to do that?

This is one of the things that annoys me most about Kevin and his orbiters. I believe it was Rioley who kept tweeting about drinking that 'bimbo juice'. Wedge and Neck are the same way. Always talking about being a totally real big bimbo slut. Chappelle nailed it like usual with his recent special:

"So I looked it up. TERF is an acronym. It stands for Trans-exclusionary radical feminist. This is a real thing, this is a group of women… that hate transgender. They don’t hate transgender women but they look at trans women the way we Blacks might look at Black face. It offends them like, “Oh, this bitch is doing an impression of me."

Kevin is a coombrained version of a woman that only a man would dream up.

 

[s0mbra]

And there I thought they inserted the silicone implants via the underside of the breast. The more you learn...

I think people are getting TiF tit chops confused with TiM breast implants.
The former does remove the nipple to reposition it. Though there are different ways to do breast implants, I'm not sure they rip the nipples off. Iirc there's a way to make the incision bear the areola to hide the scar better.

(Sorry if mentioned already I've admittedly just been skimming most threads because there is so much to keep up with with this absolute circus)

 

[NOT THE BEEEEES!]

For anyone who doesn't venture to Twitter themselves I'd like to point out that all of Wedges promotional photos for his porn are from when he was way less blob shaped. If anyone found him attractive enough to subscribe to his onlyfans they'd be pretty fucked off about the false advertising.
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Good to know he's having a bad day. Nothing else really on the Wedge front worth mentioning.
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On a side note, is there a decent way to archive individual tweets on mobile without an account? This is the only time I ever use this accursed site
Edit: bit the bullet and just made an account. Going to be fucked off when I have to make a new one every time I accidentally like one of Wedges tweets and he blocks me

Wedge’s body is so weird-looking. Out of all the Tranch residents and orbiters, i’d say he’s the one that looks most like he has a chromasomal disorder. He looks like a giant toddler.

Wedge's deaf, colorblind, autistic ass managed to put a puzzle together and he is NOT happy about it.
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Wedge's brother is a kpop faggot.
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Tfw kpop fans are more sane than you are.

I saw Neck eating leaves off a birch tree top, wearing an "woman - adult human female" shirt, on a mission for the Church of LDS, promoting their abstinence program, paying child support. If you don't believe me, that's literal violence, and you are no ally! Die in a grease fire, bigot!

The only links I know of, are the missing links in the Tranch++ threads.

Neck was shouting about a random woman, (who did suck the girl dick, on her knees, but didn't show enough appreciation for the mouthfeel).
It is Tranch related. because the Neck Crussade started with him defending Kindness from the evil infidels who don't believe her headmate LARP, (mainly Sky).

Further proof that no matter what you do for these people, it will never be enough. Just like how all the hormones and surgeries will never be enough to satisfy their fetish. Better off not trying to be nice at all.

 

[Law]

The Troonicorn Ranch is the one left-wing farm I can actually think of, and that's definitely not evidence that leftists can farm well.

Counterpoint: Vermont. Those Berniebros sure do love them some agriculture.

I think that he-troons fantasize about societal collapse because deep down they know that social regression benefits malignant men. Like they saw the rape stats for the Democratic Republic of the Congo or Afganistan and were like "ooooh, interesting".

Aren't most Kpop fans young women and girls? I wonder how many of them are making TikToks about how Wedge's lunacy peaked them.

 

[NOT THE BEEEEES!]

Like a man wearing a suit. That’s what you would look like, sir.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

What these people don't understand is that right-wingers control the food. The Troonicorn Ranch is the one left-wing farm I can actually think of, and that's definitely not evidence that leftists can farm well.

If a war does break out, it'd be followed by food riots in Oakland and the Bronx and mutinies, because there is no way that the regular army will willingly place itself under the command of a bunch of antifags.

There are a lot of left-wingers who do ag but they usually live out in BFE and you can't make a go of it in BFE without being on good terms with your neighbors.

There are also a lot of Mexicans in ag, at least in California.

Finally, there are a lot of people in ag who don't really come down hard in one camp or another, like a lot of organic farms are run by Christians who own guns but who are also opposed to industrial ag.

But you're right that most people on the left would be screwed if there was societal collapse.

 

[AGPinochet]

I believe it was Rioley who kept tweeting about drinking that 'bimbo juice'. Wedge and Neck are the same way.

It's not a Fetish though, it's all edgy humor to cope with muh gendyr disporeeyah. It just so happens that all individuals in the trans community have the exact same sense of humor. It's not a a Fetish.

 

[Ninon42]

What these people don't understand is that right-wingers control the food. The Troonicorn Ranch is the one left-wing farm I can actually think of, and that's definitely not evidence that leftists can farm well.

If a war does break out, it'd be followed by food riots in Oakland and the Bronx and mutinies, because there is no way that the regular army will willingly place itself under the command of a bunch of antifags.

If CHAZ and it's plant allies for indigenous and black people is any indication, plenty of soy nation will voluntarily starve to prove how woke they are, leaving dramatic tiktoks that their bodies should be used to fertilize biodynamic agriculture and feed rescue pets. Most lefties could at best raise a few heirloom tomatoes or obscure edible mushroom from a bag of sawdust. The trancheros are so toxic after their steady diet of bootleg hormones and questionable burritos that even the dogs couldn't eat their corpses without mutations worthy of radiation exposure.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Oh, and in defense of the people of Oakland, I think a catastrophic food chain collapse would go a lot better here in Oakland than it would in a lot of cities in the US. The climate is mild, most people have yards, fruit trees are common, and the bay is accessible for fishing. There's also a culture of farm-to-table living and people keeping chickens and shit. Like I've never not been able to just go outside and get food. It's nut season right now. Orange season is coming up, as is leafy green season. It's basically Baja Berkeley here.

I'd be much more worried in an area where the ground freezes in the winter. Hell, I'd be more worried in San Francisco. Those people are going to have supply issues.

And good god, the tranchers would be in deep shit very quickly. Don't they need gas to run their pumps?

QED:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/walgre...hoplifting-and-organized-retail-crime.102785/