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[AMHOLIO]

that you differentiated kiwis from sane people

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I lose a bit of sympathy, purely due to the fact that he took the time to blot-out the fire emotes in his name. If it was just the profile picture, then it wouldn't have mattered to me. But going one extra step to express your supposed grief and anguish by blotting out your username makes me think this is all a performative farce.

It always is knowing Necky. I hope someone rejected his advances again.

 

[bucolic]

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I lose a bit of sympathy, purely due to the fact that he took the time to blot-out the fire emotes in his name. If it was just the profile picture, then it wouldn't have mattered to me. But going one extra step to express your supposed grief and anguish by blotting out your username makes me think this is all a performative farce.

Hmmm....trannies being into performative farces, you don't say???

 

[Marcus Tullius Cicero]

Hmmm....trannies being into performative farces, you don't say???

Indeed. Though it surprises me how varied such farces can be, sometimes. Even if those variations are small and not immediately noticeable.

 

[RazorBackBacon]

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Something tells me it’s because they’re not sure you’ll make it another 90 days without offing yourself, Kevin.

Rural pharmacist offers to give a random customer just all of the drugs? How much Oxy you guys figure this man hands out on a monthly basis?

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Well, even though the founder of AVEN himself doesn't think it makes sense to include Aces with the LGB (cue reddit asexuals crying about acephobia), I will agree that it makes more sense to lump aces in with gays than it does to let trannies be part of the alphabet.

Moot point as Ripple's not Ace.

You can’t improve by tracing, though. Especially if you’re not even going to bother learning perspective first.

Spoiler: Art Sperging

Tracing has some limited teaching application, specifically in inking and tonal application. It can also be a last-ditch method for helping a student wrap their head around some limited points of anatomy or construction. Many fine arts programs advocate copying from the old masters as a teaching tool, and a simple overpaint can be a part of that. However, it is limited in it's teachabilty and can create bad habits in the student, especially when they are just beginning. Overall, best to learn the fundamentals of perspective and construction first, then use tracing or an overpaint to learn how to get a specific artistic effect. If Wedge wants to make degenerate furry art, he needs to learn the basics before just tracing his way to victory.

 

[NOT THE BEEEEES!]

I like her music, and she even made it on an Eminem song post-humously. Very talented lady, very sad that she had to die so young.

From what the amazing doxxing kiwis found out about Rioley, he was doing well in early life too, getting a degree and also doing a little work in the music scene. It seems like they had supportive and stable parents.
So what on earth happened to Rioley that scrambled his brain so badly?

He almost seems like he suffers from “mediocre person with more talented sibling” syndrome in his desperate need to be uwu special. And then her illness and tragic death got people paying even more attention to her and her memory instead of him, and he just lost it

And congratulations Wedge: a CODA is a child of a deaf adult, for those who don't know (thanks google). So he just invalidated a real woman's experience with her own parent(s) becaus he is assblasted she won't play along.

I can only imagine how pissed she must have been when she got there and realized that the person she’s translating for is a fake-deaf genderspecial tard who doesn’t even sign properly.

I know this is a digression but the product is called "Towels That Work." Are there... towels out there that don't work? Was the name "My Towel" already trademarked by someone else?

Are they really My Towels if they’re not sewn together from scraps of other towels, though?

That is a spectacularly nasty sink.

Raouli should get together with Kindness and they can breed a race of horse-faced troons.

I have a theory that the mental illness that makes them think they pass is also responsible for not noticing the disgusting hovels they live in. Their brains zero in on a few things they’re hung up about (getting your adam’s apple shaved down, or getting an amhole installed), at the exclusion of everything else (linebacker shoulders and caterpillar brows). Same with being so obsessed over their lil’ bitch tits and going on about how they have “huge mommy milkers”, but not noticing that they look nothing like those of real women.
Same with collecting and displaying action figures or w/e, but not bothering to pick up your dirty clothes on the floor, or wiping the sink down before they take a picture of it (or at least cropping it out).

… I think I may have just described autism.

Congratulations Brett. Out of all the god awful things posted in this thread, this was the thing that finally made me gag.

Now imagine how much worse it would be with a fresh surgical wound behind his penis.

 

[Law]

What I wonder, though, is how they clean the sheets. Do they have a washer/dryer? It looks like they rarely (okay, never) wash their sheets so I don't know if that is just a product of laziness or if they have to drive to a laundromat to get it done.

I am also intrigued by the laundry situation at the Tranch. I've never seen a washer or a dryer in any pictures. Never seen any clothes drying on a line (all that open space and dry, mountain air? You'd be crazy not to dry your clothes outside). I recall Kevin mentioning a laundromat once. Driving an hour into town once a month to do laundry for 5 to 10 farm workers sounds like one of the levels of Dante's inferno.

I have a theory that the mental illness that makes them think they pass is also responsible for not noticing the disgusting hovels they live in.

I agree, and also have a few thoughts about this. I think nerds in general and troons especially have a problem with the mind-body connection. I go to gaming/weeb/dork conventions and I see people walking around with stuff stuck to their clothes, once even saw a dude do the classic cartoon toilet-paper-streamer-stuck-to-the-bottom-of-your-shoe thing at GenCon. I've seen plenty of exposed gunts (don't they get chilly?). A lot of these people are either anorexic or morbidly obese. We all know about their legendarily scary hygiene habits. I think that for some of these people, they just aren't mentally connected to their bodies or environments.
I think it's also why they can fall in love with body pillows, why being blocked on Twitter feels like a real breakup, and why if their profile picture is an anime princess it means they must be one too. They're disembodied in a way.

 

[NOT THE BEEEEES!]

Neck has ED? Was this occurring during the time he was sexin’ up Wedge?
Or is it that in their bizarro world, since everything is backwards, sex is just making out?
Kinda like how “asexual “ Bro-nnie has been railing Kindness...

Wait, is ED Erectile Dysfunction or Eating Disorder? With Neck, it could be either.

CW: Nice things said about a troon.

Contrapoints is pretty stupid, they're awful at their "job" (i.e. their videos often have basic factual errors that a Wikipedia skim would fix), and they trooned out for some dumb reasons. BUT, they have never totally drank the kool-aid. Which is why all the worse troons like Kevin can't help but pay 100% attention to everything she does and rage over it constantly. She works with Buck Angel and other "cancelled criminals", she's skeptical about non-binaries and demigenders and systems and that kind of horseshit, she openly has rejected the utopian faux-communism they all cling to, etc. Plus she makes a decent amount of cash in a "legitimate" way which they really hate.

Contrapoints is an awful debater and could never handle a debate with someone actually informed on a topic, but she steamrolls over these irrelevant troons who can't find the "spoons" to ever articulate why they hate her but still can't stop posting about her. Also the idiots like Kevin constantly think she's specifically trolling them when she's probably just drunk posting on Twitter considering she's an alcoholic.

And I say that as someone who has never been able to stand Contrapoints' content. And yes, I know I used their preferred pronouns, it was for the sake of easy reading and to differentiate from someone like Kevin and his cohort.

Contrapoints reminds me of Blair White: actually based at times when opposing all the genderspecial nonsense (Blair was one of the first youtubers to call out Jonathan Yaniv for what he is—a man with a fetish), but at the end of the day, grifters gotta grift.

 

[Marcus Tullius Cicero]

I am also intrigued by the laundry situation at the Tranch. I've never seen a washer or a dryer in any pictures. Never seen any clothes drying on a line (all that open space and dry, mountain air? You'd be crazy not to dry your clothes outside). I recall Kevin mentioning a laundromat once. Driving an hour into town once a month to do laundry for 5 to 10 farm workers sounds like one of the levels of Dante's inferno.

Out of curiosity, I decided to look up laundromats near the tranch. If it takes an hour to get to the one Kevin and his ilk frequent, then it would have to be in Colorado City, which is an hour and five minutes away. Possibly the Florence Laundromat. Though what's odd is that the town of Westcliffe (which the tranch apparently borders) has a laundromat in it. One that even has better reviews than the one in Colorado City. That tells me either the men of the tranch choose to go there to avoid the dreaded Earls living so close to them, or they're so reviled in the town that the local laundromat owner wants nothing to do with them. Forcing them to drive further than they would have wanted.

The distance to Colorado City:

The Florence Laundromat:

The Laundromat in Westcliffe:

 

[Assigned Host Body]

Spoiler: NSFL

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Two albino hedgehog heads attached to a hog proper..

 

[RazorBackBacon]

I have a theory that the mental illness that makes them think they pass is also responsible for not noticing the disgusting hovels they live in. Their brains zero in on a few things they’re hung up about (getting your adam’s apple shaved down, or getting an amhole installed), at the exclusion of everything else (linebacker shoulders and caterpillar brows). Same with being so obsessed over their lil’ bitch tits and going on about how they have “huge mommy milkers”, but not noticing that they look nothing like those of real women.
Same with collecting and displaying action figures or w/e, but not bothering to pick up your dirty clothes on the floor, or wiping the sink down before they take a picture of it (or at least cropping it out).

… I think I may have just described autism.

I wonder if it isn't also related to depression. Certainly autism rates are above average in troons, but hyperfocus and hoarding can be symptoms of depression; what any episode of Hoarders, and there's a 50/50 chance the problem started when the hoarder suffered some sort of trauma. I personally would rank being excessively online as another possible symptom of depression. Given how many troons seem to have suffered ongoing hardship in the form of extensive online trolling or have suffered a breakdown of the family at an impressionable age, I think troonery might arise as a poor coping mechanism.

I'd also like to remind everyone of just how many FtMs seem to have a personal history of sexual abuse.

 

[NOT THE BEEEEES!]

The Incel Is Seething Part 2
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Spoiler: Normal Couple

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The Incel Is Seething Part 1

The irony of a balding, overprocessed-haired-troon criticizing anyone’s hair

Lol

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Gyno: Yikes! I’m not touching that—you really need to see your surgeon.

Kev: she said i might need revision surgery, but nbd

 

[Mealy Mouth Spittle]

Out of curiosity, I decided to look up laundromats near the tranch. If it takes an hour to get to the one Kevin and his ilk frequent, then it would have to be in Colorado City, which is an hour and five minutes away. Possibly the Florence Laundromat. Though what's odd is that the town of Westcliffe (which the tranch apparently borders) has a laundromat in it. One that even has better reviews than the one in Colorado City. That tells me either the men of the tranch choose to go there to avoid the dreaded Earls living so close to them, or they're so reviled in the town that the local laundromat owner wants nothing to do with them. Forcing them to drive further than they would have wanted.

The distance to Colorado City:
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The cleaners also has showers? That's interesting. I'm sure Earl wouldn't allow them to use the women's showers, though.

 

[Marcus Tullius Cicero]

The cleaners also has showers? That's interesting. I'm sure Earl wouldn't allow them to use the women's showers, though.

Probably not. Though I don't think the men of the tranch would have the gumption to creep on real women in public. Thus, they would probably avoid the showers; even if Earl let them use them.

 

[Law]

Jesus Christ his toobs are placed on his body like a horses eyes.

Kevin's bod is like something out of Mother Horse Eyes.

Are they really My Towels if they’re not sewn together from scraps of other towels, though?

This sounds like a permaculture idea that Jarrod would have.

Certainly autism rates are above average in troons, but hyperfocus and hoarding can be symptoms of depression;

Interesting, I didn't know that hyperfocus could be a depression symptom. Now that you point that out, it makes a lot of sense.

 

[NOT THE BEEEEES!]

I find it immensely funny that with Kindness, Rioley dox, Kevin getting some poor medical professional to touch the amhole and Neck just existing that Wedge is all but forgotten about. It's impressive that a tranny munchie clown prostitute can manage to be so boring even the farms finds it hard to give a shit.
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I that Kindness got her own thread right out the gate, and even Rioley’s getting one now. But Wedge will never have one. Not even after he cuts off his wedge.

I'm still on the fact that Kev was happy that someone complimented his labia. Sweetheart, no woman has their labia complimented at the doctor. She was probably trying to say that she's seen worse amholes. That doesn't mean that your amhole is close to cis woman's vagina or that is good looking. The fact that yours is filled with scar tissue automatically makes it worse. It's as if she said "Now I've seen some terrible fucked up neovaginas but your fucked up neovagina doesn't make me immediately pity your existence when I looked at it."

“Yep, looks… intact. Hasn’t rotted off yet”

Kevin: omg, the gyno complimented my labia!

Someday when their kids yell, "I hate you! You're the worst parent ever" -- they'll say, "You think I'm bad? My dad abandoned me to pretend to be a girl and have sex with people who dress up in animal costumes and deaf clown whores. You have no idea how great you have it!" That'll shut those kids up.

*pretend deaf clown whores

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That lunch snatcher’s name? Albert Einstein.

“Closed drawbridge”

Is that what we’re calling Kevin’s amhole now?

 

[Old Fart]

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Well, even though the founder of AVEN himself doesn't think it makes sense to include Aces with the LGB (cue reddit asexuals crying about acephobia), I will agree that it makes more sense to lump aces in with gays than it does to let trannies be part of the alphabet.

Asexuals are purportedly not interested in or not engaged in having sex, which in itself is no reason whatsoever to classify them in any 'romantically attracted' group. That would almost be like arguing whether someone with freckles should be classified under coffee drinkers or tea drinkers.

Of course it's balderdash. Those people on Tweddit claiming to be "asexual" happily continue to post all of their sexual encounters. It's all word soup.

I am also intrigued by the laundry situation at the Tranch. I've never seen a washer or a dryer in any pictures. Never seen any clothes drying on a line (all that open space and dry, mountain air? You'd be crazy not to dry your clothes outside). I recall Kevin mentioning a laundromat once. Driving an hour into town once a month to do laundry for 5 to 10 farm workers sounds like one of the levels of Dante's inferno.

Washing and drying machines almost drain the Sun of power, so if they have a laundromat nearby, they're better off using it. (Fortunately as Count Tepes pointed out there is one in town). Which makes me wonder just how many generators they currently have in working order and how much continuous/peak power they can deliver,

 

[Fetish Roulette]

Kevin made a tweet in honor of #NationalComingOutDay. He included a couple of pictures in there as well, so I figured I'd document them in case there are any Rare Kevins in the mix. One of them isn't in the standard autogynesmile pose, and you can see the rolls of fat on his neck.

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Also, it seems as if Kevin is on a quest to get the biggest moobs that money can buy. I'm actually rooting for him here, if only because I think I'm going to die of laughter every time I see his F-cups in a picture.

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[Mr. Internet]

Also, it seems as if Kevin is on a quest to get the biggest moobs that money can buy. I'm actually rooting for him here, if only because I think I'm going to die of laughter every time I see his F-cups in a picture.
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Given the filthy state of Kevkev's skin, his apparent disregard of hygiene and total lack of upkeep for another surgical site (I'm still dumbfounded that the sad remains of his dick didn't rot off), I'm giving it a 75% chance his moob inflation goes necrotic or gets infected at some point in the healing process, especially around his areolas. I'm hoping for a Botched style disaster as a reality bitchslap.

 

[NOT THE BEEEEES!]

all he does is cope, seethe and dilate every day

Minus the dilate part

Kevin, a properly trained OBGYN can 100% tell the different between a vagina and whatever festering maw of sadness you have.

A random hobo off the street can also tell

I am so fucking sick of this "queer" identity bullshit. It's trying to cast a large fucking net and grouping so much together that you have to force people ok with X to be ok with Y. Troons know that not even the Alphabet Alliance like them, so they glob onto this shared identity to claim of you hate troons then you hate gays. It's a clearly manipulation tactic. It's born of third wave feminisms habit to claim that if you are a feminist you also need to support gay marriage. It's all about forcing others to side with you. It is basically the leftist playbook now, force everyone to accept that they are part of some massive massive united front against bigots, and if you don't believe everything they do then you are against everything they are for. It is extremely unnuanced, on purpose, and ineffective, on purpose, so as to keep gathering people under one banner and pretend that all of these people truly believe with them.

Spoiler alert. That isn't how it works. Just look at the slowly growing LGB movement, funny how they are able to still unify, but seem to be doing so without all the "queerness" and are gaining support all while people are getting sick of the Alphabet Alliance. Could it be that people are seeing through your shit? Probably. It definitely shows that the evil "bigots" are a bit more nuanced in their hate than your narrative allows. After all we've seen the most certain evidence of LGB acceptance in society. Being gay, a lesbian, or bisexual no longer grant you oppression and victim points. They aren't enough anymore. Just being gay is kinda whatever. Just being a lesbian is kidna whatever, and nobody has every really gave a shit about the bisexuals. The sun is setting upon these troons, and they know it, and they need to try and make themselves seem bigger to hold it off.

They keep trying to hide behind black women, too. They say “well, if you don’t think trans women are women, then you must not think black women are women either, because black women are also masculine.” They’re as racist as they are misogynist.

ETA: i just tried to follow someone’s link to one of Kevins tweets, and it turns out he’s blocked me! I’ve never tweeted anything, much less interacted with Kevin in any way—i didn’t even remember that i had an account

 

[Chapstick4Lyfe]

The tranch is down a man because Bonnie is busy with his slampig. Kevin pitches in by vacuuming his toys.

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