Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

As a faggot myself, I think KevKev is just larping. Real gay men get dick down regularly. Kevin would have figured out anal years ago if this wasn't all just an act.

Kevin is an autogynophile, so you can't really place him within the normal spectrum of straight - gay since that's secondary to his real paraphilia, namely imagining himself as a woman. That's why he keeps talking about getting dicked down because that's what women do in Kevin's mind. People really need to read through @The Wokey Little Puppy's excellent summary of the situation: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/kevin...etreb-the-green-salamander.65259/post-7726329

 

[Enoby Way]

I don't know if there's a standard for how you clinically diagnose an animal hoarding situation, but seven dogs surrounded by filth in one pic and seven cats surrounded by filth in the next one feels like it's over the line.

Filth seems like overstating it a little, it's just untidiness. But I agree, seeing all those animals clustered together in the same pictures just made me finally realise how many animals that is. Made me have the feels.

The Tranch does NOT have the indoor space for them and I kind of hope they manage get the new space they have been talking about.

PS if the lurker who reported the lj community could get on the Ranch's case about SPAYING AND NEUTERING THEIR PETS that would be great. You are not going to be able to afford to take in and feed further animals down the road if your dogs and cats are all fucking each other.

 

[Bad Gateway]

Everybody talking about Kevin's food problems (including me), don't miss the trick: We've seen what they buy at this point. Kevin isn't truly differentiating between eating what normal people would consider "healthy food", and what normal people consider "bad food". It's not a fries vs green beans conversation. Any reality of cooking doesn't enter Kevin's mind; he can't conceive of it because he does not know what it is. In truth, he's idly wishing that he could find the energy to eat a salad one time instead of continuously piling his distended stomach and recoiling innards with a nonstop bombardment of pop tarts, mac and cheese, frozen pizza, candy, microwave noodles, hot pockets, pizza rolls, tendies, and on the rarest of occasions, scrambled eggs cooked in a filthy pan in a biohazardous kitchen, provided he isn't so literally retarded that he doesn't eat eggs. Kevin is such an infantile consoomer he doesn't even know what food actually is, much less how to cook it. Maybe one troon on the farm has a notion (a single bag of frozen broccoli), but that's where it stops. You remember your first three months of living on your own? That's how they all eat. Every. Single. Day.

 

[Law]

Kevin is an autogynophile, so you can't really place him within the normal spectrum of straight - gay since that's secondary to his real paraphilia, namely imagining himself as a woman.

This is why I think he doesn't actually want Wedge to move in. The thrill for Kevin is imagining what will happen - the reality (another male slob squeezed into the house who will ignore Kevin to play vidya all day) is going to disappoint him, and he knows that.

 

[spiritofamermaid]

Absolutely. "Birth bearing hips" is not just saying, it's a fact. Women have them. Men do not. God did not create man with the ability to carry a child for 9 months. On top of that, men can not create colostrum which while not necessary for a child, does have a multitude of health benefits.

I have to also believe that because of the male anatomy, even if a man got a uterus transplant, and got pregnant and took it to term, a C-section would be increasingly dangerous based on the multitude of past surgeries alone. Also, I don't believe a uterus transplant would ever be at 100% strength, so the likelihood of tearing leading to amniotic fluid leaking putting both the baby and man in danger is high. The success rate of a man giving birth a healthy baby would probably be astronomically low for a multitude of reasons.

Humans need to stop playing mad scientist at this point because we are straddling the line of nature and immorality of the highest degree.

Also how the coccyx bone in men is more pointed and curled in the cavity where a womb would sit, where women have it more rounded. Hmmm... so many things preventing a man from having a baby... almost like it isn't supposed to happen...

 

[Old Fart]

Clearly cutting your balls off doesn't fill the void like it's supposed to.

Neither does Hailey's wedge.

 

[dirtydeanna96]

ITT: Kev-Kev tries talking about big boy issues:
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"CONSOOM PRODUCT":
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The only $600 PlayStation was 2006 Nov. (OPL's Pea Ess Triple - the ultimate life upgrade)

That price point was a C-note too far, and we haven't seen a PlayStation over $500 since.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

As a faggot myself, I think KevKev is just larping. Real gay men get dick down regularly. Kevin would have figured out anal years ago if this wasn't all just an act.

You know how the majority of lesbian porn is made for straight men? He's been coombrained so hard that since he's living his lesbian larp he's convinced real lesbians really do turn straight/"heteroflexible" as soon as a dick comes in the room.

That's incredibly homophobic since you know, that would mean corrective rape was never a thing.

 

[The Rockafire Explosion]

Everybody talking about Kevin's food problems (including me), don't miss the trick: We've seen what they buy at this point. Kevin isn't truly differentiating between eating what normal people would consider "healthy food", and what normal people consider "bad food". It's not a fries vs green beans conversation. Any reality of cooking doesn't enter Kevin's mind; he can't conceive of it because he does not know what it is. In truth, he's idly wishing that he could find the energy to eat a salad one time instead of continuously piling his distended stomach and recoiling innards with a nonstop bombardment of pop tarts, mac and cheese, frozen pizza, candy, microwave noodles, hot pockets, pizza rolls, tendies, and on the rarest of occasions, scrambled eggs cooked in a filthy pan in a biohazardous kitchen, provided he isn't so literally retarded that he doesn't eat eggs. Kevin is such an infantile consoomer he doesn't even know what food actually is, much less how to cook it. Maybe one troon on the farm has a notion (a single bag of frozen broccoli), but that's where it stops. You remember your first three months of living on your own? That's how they all eat. Every. Single. Day.

Came here to say that. Their grocery shopping trip was absolutely horrendous for a group of people in the middle of nowhere on a supposedly self-sufficient (but not really) farm. I get having a few non-perishable snacks, but holy shit they loaded up on some of the worst stuff you could possibly get, nutrition wise, especially for dudes who are working on a farm all day, every day. Beans, lentils, rice, dry pasta, granola, oatmeal, crackers, peanut butter, frozen veggies (avoid the canned stuff because it usually has a lot more sodium), and a variety of spices will take you a long way, and that's before you add in stuff like canned meat such as tuna or chicken for meat proteins. You could also splurge for dried fruits, nuts, and jerky (though you're probably better off getting that from a local farmer market, but I doubt the tranch knows much, if anything, about doing that). Only then should you worry about getting perishables, and even that's still easy to load up on healthy stuff if you're halfway knowledgeable. But cooking is women's work, so there's no way they'd want to do that.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

You know how the majority of lesbian porn is made for straight men? He's been coombrained so hard that since he's living his lesbian larp he's convinced real lesbians really do turn straight/"heteroflexible" as soon as a dick comes in the room.

That's incredibly homophobic since you know, that would mean corrective rape was never a thing.

Surely you jest. It's widely known that literally every trans woman ever was literally raped at some point, by someone literally trying to "correct" them.
It's also widely known that lesbians, especially the most validest of them all, transbians, have an insatiable lust for dick. Making them suck tranny dick isn't corrective rape, it's liberating their cock-hunger in an inclusive manner that lets them keep in touch with their inner cum-dump slut.
Sexual attraction about gender and not genitals, you transphobic shitlord!

This is the same double-think they continuously display with their advanced troon science fetishism and their no troon Scotsmaning. For people asserting "gender and sex are both on a spectrum" they are completely unable to apply that thinking to anything else for some reason.

 

[MintyFresh]

it makes me sick thinking about how people like kevin gibes actually exist

 

[s0mbra]

You know who else is bringing in order to cope?
Jazz jennings.
I wonder what they both have in common

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

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100% unironically hope someone buys them this MIG welding "kit" on their Amazon wishlist, solely because I want to watch what happens to a bunch of work-shy retards hours away from the closest emergency room when they open that sucker up and start playing with 70 amps of pure accident potential while wearing a mask so cheap it looks like it came from the Halloween store. Jesus Christ, at least put some decent safety equipment on your grift list too.

The tranch, the alpacas, Kevin's toy collection, all reduced to ash.

that's assuming they have enough electrical power to run the thing in the first place - welding kits are very, very power-hungry
I've noticed they've not included any kind of gloves / body covering, so even if they do get it working, they've got UV burns to look forward to as well

 

[one_time_user]

Let's see if Kevvie has the nerve to post a bunch of purchases AND beg when Covid stimulus money goes out again

 

[0 0]

it makes me sick thinking about how people like kevin gibes actually exist

One of the questions I find I ask myself is whether these people are created by the internet, or if they always existed and the internet just makes us aware of them.

 

[s0mbra]

Looks like I may set up a discord after all if the LJ went down.
Give a neutral reaction if you're interested I guess? Anyone interested in helping out?
the discord furfags will prob eventually banhammer us but might help get things set up for a slightly more perma place in case the farms get nuked.
Maybe the manhaters at Overit would let us make a sub.

 

[mickey339]

that's assuming they have enough electrical power to run the thing in the first place - welding kits are very, very power-hungry
I've noticed they've not included any kind of gloves / body covering, so even if they do get it working, they've got UV burns to look forward to as well

Considering the grifting that Kevin is capable of getting away with I wonder if they could receive expensive equipment from their followers and simply sell it.


Also, these things they DEFINITELY don't need:

 

[Vapewizard]

One of the questions I find I ask myself is whether these people are created by the internet, or if they always existed and the internet just makes us aware of them.

A little bit of both, probably. Similarly to what someone in a chris chan thread once said, I imagine the autists and most would-be troons of 100 years ago would've been put to work on a farm or factory and forced to fit in because of that. They may have gained a train obsession instead of transformers too, but if you have a stable job it wouldn't engulf your life as much. But in 2020 some people can just be NEETs and find an internet echo chamber where their personality flaws are encouraged and then grow.

 

[ColtWalker1847]

(avoid the canned stuff because it usually has a lot more sodium)

Nah man. Not if you are doing a lot of manual farm labor. Salty snacks are a good thing. There's a reason all the sports drinks are high in sodium and the Army issues salt tablets. You sweat that stuff out fast when you are bucking bales and shit.

Not that I expect these fools to be too involved in such things.

 

[Quiet Dignity]

Cat bowls on carpet. A sickening new low.