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I wonder what they mean with security cameras, they're of no use unless someone is watching them nor are they going to help spot anyone creeping onto their property at night unless its some kind of NV type and even then, one of the adults would have to be monitoring them at all times.

Maybe Kevin could set up another monitor next to the coomstation so he could keep watch... Nah, that would be work and distract him from twitter.

What is the lore on cellphone coverage around the ranch? It would be just like them to start fundraising for bodyarmor, cameras and guns but ignore something basic like radios, instead relying on their twitter machines to keep in touch with eachother.
Have to say something and show a sliver of powerlevel. I did this as a job at one point: watch cameras. Holy shit guys, you have no idea how boring of a job it is. Furthermore, your eyes have to be on the screens. Which means no books, no games, NO SLEEPING, nothing that would distract your vision. You might be allowed to listen to the radio if you have an astonishingly nice boss. Now imagine Kevin. Nothing to look at but rocks and dirt, and that one wandering alpaca they failed to shut in for the night. How long will his attention span last? A few minutes at most, but if it's overnight that's 6-8 hours of no activity, watching the same boring scenery. Then he has to do again the next day. Then the next, and so on. My point is, setting up cameras with a CCTV set up is a waste of money for these troons. They won't utilize it properly to use it for anything other than evidence after the fact.
 
Now it’s powdered acid!
:story:
Oh noooooooooo
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How much more are these white men going to take from the Jussie playbook? Are they going to claim they were accosted while on a 2am sandwich run at the local Subway? Will the salad make it out ok? Someone get a shoestring for the noose!
 
On a serious note I hope the threats are false because gay ops on a bunch of losers is gay ops. dont waste your time.

That being said, this shit is hilarious because kevin is like the string quartet that continued to play while the titanic sank. His significant other is losing his mind via intense paranoia and kevin is simping vore fetish shit on Twitter.

Viva la trancherinos!
Since Penis is allegedly his mistress, why isn't kev leashed up and forced to bark on all fours into the abyss to keep the ebil terbs at bay?
I wonder what they mean with security cameras, they're of no use unless someone is watching them nor are they going to help spot anyone creeping onto their property at night unless its some kind of NV type and even then, one of the adults would have to be monitoring them at all times.

Maybe Kevin could set up another monitor next to the coomstation so he could keep watch... Nah, that would be work and distract him from twitter.

What is the lore on cellphone coverage around the ranch? It would be just like them to start fundraising for bodyarmor, cameras and guns but ignore something basic like radios, instead relying on their twitter machines to keep in touch with eachother.
Plot twist: it's all a ruse to cover for the murder/suicide.
 
”trucks tailing us” just sounds like paranoia to me.
They gonna shoot the UPS guy :story:
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The Colorado law on home defense says that:
CO law said:
...any occupant of a dwelling is justified in using any degree of physical force, including deadly physical force, against another person when that other person has made an unlawful entry into the dwelling, and when the occupant has a reasonable belief that such other person has committed a crime in the dwelling in addition to the uninvited entry, or is committing or intends to commit a crime against a person or property in addition to the uninvited entry, and when the occupant reasonably believes that such other person might use any physical force, no matter how slight, against any occupant.

So you have to have a reasonable belief that the guy you shoot might use physical force against you or the other Trancheros, and you have to have a reasonable belief that that guy is committing, has committed or will commit a crime in addition to trespassing. Note that ”reasonable belief” does not mean ”he is a white man within 10 yards of me”.
It's been lucrative for them. 32 donors to the gofundme over the past 24 hours totalling $1370.

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That's a lot of Transformers.
 
I'm going to assume it's fake until the news station or Eastman publicly confirm the death threats and being sent powder in the mail. That being said, there's still the possibility of them coming forward and the mysterious powder being a mix of Kevin's dandruff and ground up chunks of dead chode skin that fell off his rotting crotch (which is probably more hazardous than being sent anthrax or acid powder).

Either way, it's a working grift and Kevin will probably be pre-ordering a lot more plastic rubbish.
 
It's been lucrative for them. 32 donors to the gofundme over the past 24 hours totalling $1370.
I called that one. These fucks are so transparent. Money was drying up from the paypigs, so they had to manufacture some new drama. It's straight out of the DSP guide to grifting.

Doesn't look like anyone is bothering Eastman in terms of asking her about the death threats and powder, which is surprising, but it's also good no one is pestering the woman.
 
It's a small point amid all the current excitement, but Kevin was listing Bonnie as a GF in his Twitter profile back then. Hadn't know they were acquainted like that.
Yeah I could have sworn I'd seen that at some point but thought I might be imagining it so I'm glad an old screenshot popped up again. There's a story there I wish we were privy to. I wonder if Kevin is the one who drew Bonnie to the ranch in the first place.
 
"Powdered acid"... good god what a fucking moron. Trombone is such a goddamn fool. You mean something like powdered lye? Acid is not as good for hurting people as a strong base is. Acid won't actually dissolve flesh, it has more of a "pickling" or curing effect. Think ceviche. It'll itch and you'll quickly go wash it off. Pretty sure all the news stories about acid attacks use the word "acid" even though anyone with rudimentary chemistry knowledge knows that bases are far more dangerous than acids. Plus the scars pictured look more like they were done with bases. They lie so if someone wanted to copycat they'll end up using acid rather than something truly dangerous.

Wanna guess what'd happen if you tried to mail powdered lye in a regular paper envelope? It'd never make it to its destination. The lye will pull the water right out of the air and the paper (yes there is minute amounts of water in just about everything) and it'll just start reacting. Eat right through the paper. Heat up and fizz, give off steam. When whoever's holding it freaks out, hopefully they don't get any in their eyes. It wouldn't take very long for the reaction to start. Once it begins it just keeps speeding up, pulling all nearby water into it.

Powdered acid lmao

What a fucking moron.
 
Acid won't actually dissolve flesh, it has more of a "pickling" or curing effect. Think ceviche. It'll itch and you'll quickly go wash it off. Pretty sure all the news stories about acid attacks use the word "acid" even though anyone with rudimentary chemistry knowledge knows that bases are far more dangerous than acids. Plus the scars pictured look more like they were done with bases. They lie so if someone wanted to copycat they'll end up using acid rather than something truly dangerous.
Maybe so, but I wouldn't want to fuck around with strong acids all the same.
 
Common types of powdered acid:
-Citric acid (food additive)
-Folic acid (Vitamin B)
-Ascorbic Acid (Vitamin C)
-Boric Acid (multi-purpose cleaner/insecticide)
-Caprylic Acid (Ketogenic supplement, apparently)
-Amino acids (Mixed, workout supplement)
-Lactic acid (Used in homebrewing)
-Malic acid (Some new age detox shit, idk)
-Oxalic Acid (High-power cleanser)
-Hyaluronic Acid (some makeup thing)
-Salicylic Acid (exfoliant)
-Fulvic acid (more crystal essential oil health shit)

Other shit is much, much harder to get. Some extremely strong industrial acids are in fact available as a powder or a salt, but they are expensive and hard to get.

Since I'm now watchlisted, @SIGSEGV Tell Greg I'm a good boy, dindu nuffin
 
>Kevin/Kathryn
>getting wet
His neovag is either fashioned from his colon or it's just the ever present pus. Either way disgusting.

So I hate that I know this and I hate to be the one that informs you but depending upon what type of surgery he got this can also be present from the prostate as it is not removed and thus his wetness is just precum.... So to a very small extent yes troons can get moister
 
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I know people exaggerate how funny they think things are all the time on the Internet but sweet merciful Christ I genuinely cannot stop laughing at this tweet. What the fuck is going on :story:.

Do we have a thread for this weird shit coomers get off to on Twitter? Because stomach full of rape-ready tentacles really belongs there, stat.

Not to be a downer, fren, but that totally isn't true. I'll be abstemious and just provide one example.

I have been out-autismed and I admit defeat. You are now the biggest autist, frond. Expect the golden puzzle piece to arrive at your house in the mail in 6-8 weeks. (Oh, and you don't need to worry about providing a mailing address, the farms will figure out where to send it.❤)

Either way, it's a working grift and Kevin will probably be pre-ordering a lot more plastic rubbish.

Kevin's finances and the ranch's are separate, but yes, he probably still will order more plastic.

If their first action isn't to call 911 or the police, then I immediately know its fake & gay.

"There's just something so inherently queer about how we don't call the cops when our lives are threatened."
--Kevin Gibes, probably
 
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