Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Potion_Time said:
It's the total package to be honest. The way he always looks like an insane cross between a cowboy and a homeless vietnam vet. The fact that he is a sicko and serial sex pest by his own admissions. The fact that he is genuinely one of the most retarded yet somewhat functioning human beings on the planet. And add a zesty blend of alcoholism and middle school level drug abuse to the mix.

And it doesn't stop there. The cobraverse is one of the most gummo like places on the planet. We have an entire rogues gallery to work with. We have Homeboy Scotty (RIP), Juan apprentice Goldfinger (who I was certain at first was Shon come to life through the boglims dark magic), we have homefelon Ian, Notable bum and animal sex pest Scrapper Steve, and the cherry on top of this filthy sundae? Homedad Clint. Genuinely one of the most absurd and Tobias Funke like human beings on the planet is father to our dark lord.

KingCobraJFS is the slowest of slowburn lolcows. But the recipe for magic is always present.
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Yeah he's definetly the lolcow i'd use to get people into the lolcow scene. Him and pre-rape chris chan.
 
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beepbopisuckcock said:
To get 20%+, he would need to use a turbo yeast, typically used for ferments that are going to be distilled, like whiskey or rum.
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IIRC in his latest batch he said he was using turbo yeast. How well that will fare in that horrid concoction is beyond me, but he is using it.
 
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He's definetly one of the most tame. Nothing really sketchy going on except how he often brings up the totally not mad a 4th grader turned him down, and his groping of a retarded girl.
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He's definitly gotten way better at not saying sicko shit. If he were saying the same stuff that he would just talk about in the old apartment nowadays, the same people going after cyraxx would probably be going after him. I mean stuff like when he talked about brushing his junk against women in bars, slapping a woman's ass at a party, the more overt stalking of LN etc etc
 
Potion_Time said:
KingCobraJFS is the slowest of slowburn lolcows. But the recipe for magic is always present.
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DSP and Wings are far more slowburn then Cobes is. Wings streams are so uninteresting you might get 1 golden moment in a month while Cobes is putting out Kino multiple times a week. The clip channels like Boglim chronicals make him easier to get into nowadays.
 
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The Cunting Death said:
That's honestly why I prefer him over most. Almost all other cow threads move a mile a minute on even the slowest of days but sometimes I just want to slowdown.
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It's good for people who want to get into following Cobra too. I didn't really start until late 2020 and reading this thread and its slow pace helped me get up to speed super fast.
 
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Drama Fan said:
IIRC in his latest batch he said he was using turbo yeast. How well that will fare in that horrid concoction is beyond me, but he is using it.
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Show me a clip or screenshot of him with the product and I will pass judgement.

Turbo yeast is usually 'messier', producing flavor compounds like diacetyl (buttery), acetaldehyde (green apple, nail polish remover), amyl acetate (fake banana), etc. This usually isnt a problem because the wash is distilled, removing those off flavors in the foreshot or leaving it in the still pot. He isn't distilling it, all that shit is going to be drank directly.

Now some of these flavors arent always a bad thing. Some Chardonnay makers want diacetyl, and I've had really good "banana bread beers" that used amyl acetate to emulate banana flavor. This takes a lot of skill to get the desired effects for your product, and Cobes is just winging it.


tl;dr if he used turbo yeast, its gonna be some real rotgut hooch.
 
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Potion_Time said:
It's the total package to be honest. The way he always looks like an insane cross between a cowboy and a homeless vietnam vet. The fact that he is a sicko and serial sex pest by his own admissions. The fact that he is genuinely one of the most retarded yet somewhat functioning human beings on the planet. And add a zesty blend of alcoholism and middle school level drug abuse to the mix.

And it doesn't stop there. The cobraverse is one of the most gummo like places on the planet. We have an entire rogues gallery to work with. We have Homeboy Scotty (RIP), Juan apprentice Goldfinger (who I was certain at first was Shon come to life through the boglims dark magic), we have homefelon Ian, Notable bum and animal sex pest Scrapper Steve, and the cherry on top of this filthy sundae? Homedad Clint. Genuinely one of the most absurd and Tobias Funke like human beings on the planet is father to our dark lord.

KingCobraJFS is the slowest of slowburn lolcows. But the recipe for magic is always present.
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Don't forget the wife-beating mayor!
 
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beepbopisuckcock said:
Show me a clip or screenshot of him with the product and I will pass judgement.

Turbo yeast is usually 'messier', producing flavor compounds like diacetyl (buttery), acetaldehyde (green apple, nail polish remover), amyl acetate (fake banana), etc. This usually isnt a problem because the wash is distilled, removing those off flavors in the foreshot or leaving it in the still pot. He isn't distilling it, all that shit is going to be drank directly.

Now some of these flavors arent always a bad thing. Some Chardonnay makers want diacetyl, and I've had really good "banana bread beers" that used amyl acetate to emulate banana flavor. This takes a lot of skill to get the desired effects for your product, and Cobes is just winging it.


tl;dr if he used turbo yeast, its gonna be some real rotgut hooch.
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26:20 of the new mead flavor video that just got posted a few days ago.
And this is the yeast we're going to be using. A 24 hour turbo yeast with AG from Barrel Brew. Beautiful; not a sponsor.
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If he got an A1C what do you think his number would be?

Im pretty much thinking it's 10 dude has to have beetus by now.
 
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Drama Fan said:
26:20 of the new mead flavor video that just got posted a few days ago.

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His yeast is only good for 0.5 gallons. Cobes is making a full gallon.

"Will ferment 470g of sugar into 14% alcohol in only 24 hours", and as we learned earlier in the thread:
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Total estimated sugar: 1,486 grams (3.27 lbs)
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He's only pitching ~31% the required amount of yeast for this to ferment in as specified on the label. Even if we halve the volume, it's still almost twice as sweet as it should be. It's going to be slow to start fermenting, will take longer to finish, and taste worse when done due to yeast stress.

What's really cool is that this contains amyloglucosidase ("With AG"), also know as γ-Amylase. This will turn some of the starches in the apple chunks in to even more sugar!

They sell this turbo yeast for 1 gallon sizes. I don't know why he isnt using that.
 
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Only a retard uses turbo yeast for mead or wine making. This shit is for making a quick, high alcohol sugar wash so you can distill it later. Even then, the alcohol you get from that will taste like complete shit and may or may not fuck up your throat. I should know since I'm drinking this shit right now.
 
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