Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Bogliacci]

I wonder how many health issues he has that he just ignores. I would legit pay for him to get a full medical checkup if he would post the full write up. I’d want it all: IQ, vision, hearing, blood, x-rays, BMI, him running on a fucking treadmill, ans a psyche evaluation.

Never happen but man would it be interesting

Hes still youngish so I think he's got awhile yet before the degradation really begins.

 

[BallBuster II]

I wonder how many health issues he has that he just ignores. I would legit pay for him to get a full medical checkup if he would post the full write up. I’d want it all: IQ, vision, hearing, blood, x-rays, BMI, him running on a fucking treadmill, ans a psyche evaluation.

Never happen but man would it be interesting

I think you are underestimating the benefits of the boglim mutation.

 

[niggers]

I wonder how many health issues he has that he just ignores. I would legit pay for him to get a full medical checkup if he would post the full write up. I’d want it all: IQ, vision, hearing, blood, x-rays, BMI, him running on a fucking treadmill, ans a psyche evaluation.

Never happen but man would it be interesting

my pet theory is that cobes has near-constant food poisoning, but he's lived with it for so long that he's pretty much accepted it as a part of life. and since he has no frame of reference, he never learns that he's out of the ordinary. i wouldn't be surprised if he thinks all adults shit putrid black oil and occasionally projectile vomit at random.

 

[beepbopisuckcock]

Hes still youngish so I think he's got awhile yet before the degradation really begins.

He had a mental loop within the span of a 2 minute video. He genuinely forgot he already mentioned the mead, popped balloon, and new songs as soon as he said it. You can watch him glaze over and then start repeating himself. Probably absence seizures based on how he closes his eyes and rolls his head back.

The degradation is in full force.

Jord is dusted out of his gourd!

 

[Bixby Snyder]

He had a mental loop within the span of a 2 minute video. He genuinely forgot he already mentioned the mead, popped balloon, and new songs as soon as he said it. You can watch him glaze over and then start repeating himself. Probably absence seizures based on how he closes his eyes and rolls his head back.

The degradation is in full force.

Seizure theory has been out for a while. Videos out there where it’s painfully obvious some kinda medical emergency is taking place, but he just pauses, stares in space, and then shakes his beer before continuing.

I wonder if Clint is aware? Most people have loved ones who would see this shit and step in — Cobes pretty much has us and alcohol.

 

[Bogliacci]

He had a mental loop within the span of a 2 minute video. He genuinely forgot he already mentioned the mead, popped balloon, and new songs as soon as he said it. You can watch him glaze over and then start repeating himself. Probably absence seizures based on how he closes his eyes and rolls his head back.

The degradation is in full force.

Don't you say that, don't say that about our beautiful baby bog!!!

I don't know what I'd do without him to remind me how much worse life could get!

 

[Potion_Time]

Cobes pretty much has us and alcohol.

Cobes is the real life equivalent of the mutant child the rest of the family keeps locked in the attic. Go up there and holidays and leave him some fish heads for sustenance and then otherwise forget they exist entirely.

 

[Drama Fan]

A giant dirty bowl of diarrhea inducing nachos, toobz

Cobra's poop stigmata makes an appearance around the 5:30 mark.

Those stirring and eating sounds were truly vile. You've done it again Cobes.
I can't believe Ruffles wasn't a sponsor!

 

[Jobama]

A giant dirty bowl of diarrhea inducing nachos, toobz

Cobra's poop stigmata makes an appearance around the 5:30 mark.

Using a pizza cutter to open a plastic top is a true feat of boglim engineering.

 

[Mongo0o]

Using a pizza cutter to open a plastic top is a true feat of boglim engineering.

It's his patented retard resourcefulness. It's incredible how his homemade meals are only slightly more disgusting than most modern fast food.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

It's his patented retard resourcefulness. It's incredible how his homemade meals are only slightly more disgusting than most modern fast food.

Where the fuck are you eating?

I don’t like fast food but it doesnt come close to this slop

 

[bonified retard]

Chewing gum while having the most rotten teeth in Wyoming is a bold move and I respect it.

 

[Potion_Time]

Chewing gum while having the most rotten teeth in Wyoming is a bold move and I respect it.

Amazing content. Just absolutely fascinating that his brain thinks chewing a wad of gum and then blowing a bubble with it is impressive to anybody above the age of 5.

 

[eaglesfan665]

Chewing gum while having the most rotten teeth in Wyoming is a bold move and I respect it.

that gum bubble represents Cobes' last braincell

 

[UncleBlazer]

Using a pizza cutter to open a plastic top is a true feat of boglim engineering.

One of my most favourite Cobes things is his utter and complete inability to open anything right. I've seen apes get into things with more grace and intelligence than him.

 

[._.]

A giant dirty bowl of diarrhea inducing nachos, toobz

Cobra's poop stigmata makes an appearance around the 5:30 mark.

when he talks he just sounds like the tourettes guy.
"Ah hell well throw some bacon bits in there" *spills over the bottle because hes drunk* "MOTHER FUCKER"

 

[Big Nasty]

One of my favorite moments was when he was making a burger with an absurd amount of garbage on it and just randomly shouts out "Fuck date rape!"

 

[Human Butthole]

Cobes is the real life equivalent of the mutant child the rest of the family keeps locked in the attic. Go up there and holidays and leave him some fish heads for sustenance and then otherwise forget they exist entirely.

So, like a godling from The Witcher series? Or would it be a bogling?

 

[BallBuster II]

when he talks he just sounds like the tourettes guy.
"Ah hell well throw some bacon bits in there" *spills over the bottle because hes drunk* "MOTHER FUCKER"

He goes through more bacon bits in a week than I have gone through in my entire life. It's truly astounding.

 

[PetiteFeet]

He goes through more bacon bits in a week than I have gone through in my entire life. It's truly astounding.

The funniest bit to me is how he could EASILY make his own "bacon bits" by buying cheap bacon in bulk and just fucking cooking it in the oven. He'd even get lots of bacon grease which he seems to be so fond of.
But no, he's a boglim through and through. He doesn't think like other autists, he's somehow even more stubborn and ignorant about things that could improve his life.
I'd love to see how much money he wastes on bacon bits, Lucrayne pre-shredded cheese and the True and Honest margarine product he calls butter and compare the cost of these items to the real things.