Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Dick Pooman]

A giant dirty bowl of diarrhea inducing nachos, toobz

Cobra's poop stigmata makes an appearance around the 5:30 mark.

 

[Shishou Dollars]

A giant dirty bowl of diarrhea inducing nachos, toobz

Cobra's poop stigmata makes an appearance around the 5:30 mark.

Half of the video length is just him nuking potato chips in the microwave until they turn into mush holy shit

 

[lurkin]

Jord is dusted out of his gourd!

Gourd is the perfect word. Sam Hyde hrt head comin in nicely youtubes.

 

[Negev]

A giant dirty bowl of diarrhea inducing nachos, toobz

Cobra's poop stigmata makes an appearance around the 5:30 mark.

Why does it seem like he's high on some upper in this video? I don't think I have ever seen him act this hyper and be this loud, unless you count drunk screaming.

 

[eaglesfan665]

Why does it seem like he's high on some upper in this video? I don't think I have ever seen him act this hyper and be this loud, unless you count drunk screaming.

Was just about to say this. Either it's that he's high or he's imitating some food youtuber

 

[Andoxico]

Jord is dusted out of his gourd!

I don't know if he's blasted or if he has actually gotten bogulism. The symptoms are all the same.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

This alcohol brewing arc he's on is really wretched.

I keep opening this thread, and every time I'm met with some new bacteria infested mudbottle full of god only knows what, shit's probably worse than drinking Pruno out of a prison toilet.

Whatever he's doing it's not right. And I mean that chemically, and morally.

 

[Lilacs On Fire]

How long until he steeps Puff in one of those bottles like a tequila worm?

 

[Ambient Occlusion]

He's looking extra bloated recently

 

[Bixby Snyder]

What’s this ‘let’s go!’ shit be keeps saying?

I know whenever you see him doing some new weird shit it’s usually him copying someone else.

Also I wonder how much it cost him to make the bowl of liquid shit?

 

[shaverinocory]

What’s this ‘let’s go!’ shit be keeps saying?

I know whenever you see him doing some new weird shit it’s usually him copying someone else.

Also I wonder how much it cost him to make the bowl of liquid shit?

This "hillbilly" voice is awful

 

[Bogliacci]

This "hillbilly" voice is awful

Love how he makes fun of the south when he's in bum fuck middle of wyoming.

and I love wyoming lmao, just pointing out how retarded he is pretending to be better

 

[Xenomorph]

With all that cheese he must be constipated all the time, bowel obstruction coming in nicely.

 

[Negev]

With all that cheese he must be constipated all the time, bowel obstruction coming in nicely.

I remember him saying he used to just microwave bowls of cheese and eat it, so maybe he has trained his bowels to handle nothing but dairy, grease, and alcohol

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

 

[Pascal's Wagie]

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"How's it going, fellow youtubers. Me? I'm just sittin here as usual, getting ready to about to start up making the next batch Cobra's Own brand Homemade Honey Hooch-- not a sponsor. Unfortunately I used the last of my honey supply on that peanut butter-Hershey's chocolate sauce-honey and Cheetos sandwich. Buuuuut as luck would have it, a fan sent me these giant bananas. Today we're gonna get started on the Jumbo Dumbo Banana Mead, minus the honey of course."

 

[PetiteFeet]

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is this the closest Cobes has ever been to eating actual fruit?

 

[Garth]

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The Unholy Alchemist at work: His black, gnarled fingers conjuring unspeakable abominations.

 

[Bogliacci]

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Love it when he stares into the microwave

 

[Bixby Snyder]

I wonder how many health issues he has that he just ignores. I would legit pay for him to get a full medical checkup if he would post the full write up. I’d want it all: IQ, vision, hearing, blood, x-rays, BMI, him running on a fucking treadmill, ans a psyche evaluation.

Never happen but man would it be interesting