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My own shitty attempt
Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.
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Lol ozzy got a burger now. Can’t wait for cobra attempt to recreate it
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It looks disgusting. It's perfect for him!
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Looks way too busy, and basically like some shit Jorsh would have made in his dank cooking vid heyday.
Also the amount of photoshop on ozzy rivals tess holiday
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I just want him to attempt to make it. I’m wishing , with all the grease, it will be his fries video part 2
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Nothing gave me more joy than him telling a grease fire to STOOOOOOPPPPPP
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With a side of "legit shit" grease dripping down his arm TWU.
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The shit stain on his hand is the spookiest part and it's not even in your avatar!
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I call it his "stinkmata".
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Null hasn't even thanked cobes for casting a circle of protection on the forums, it's the only reason we're here!
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I've never worked out what that is - I know he's not washing his hands so it's a compound stain but my god it looks awful.
You know he's over heating his pipe bowl and baking it on too.
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The best theory imo is that it's tobacco. He was cupping his hand over his pipe when he smoked it inside trying to be sneaky, getting it all tobacco'd up.
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Baccy don't stain like that, I'm a fairly heavy smoker (30 - 40 a day) and smoke rollies so I am really familiar with tobacco stains, I also work with a lot of it's gona stain materials like charcoal dust, forge scale, BLO, various wood stains etc.
Having said that I wash my hands regularly, and don't have boglim grade grooming habits.
I want to say it's dry skin build up mixed with various stains but I can't see what he'd be doing to build up a patch of dried skin like that. It's like he's got the hands of a manual worker without being a manual worker.
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Cobes said he "carbs" his pipes to help the tobacco burn since the pipes are clogged with detritus.
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That's fucking retarded, then again I wouldn't trust him with a spoon let alone a pipe reamer.
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I'm not sure how the fuck that would even work, either way if that is true what he is saying then that would be so fucking disgusting, Jesus.
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It has to be true because we know he doesn't change the coils in the vape tanks. I think Cobes is on year two of that coil that was probably bad after one week. His pipe is clogged with burnt/unburnt tobacco, spit, and whatever else finds its way into that pipe. He used to be a bit better when it came to caring for his pipe but I guess he lost that pipe tool.