Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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"Mucho Mango"

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mmmmm jenkem uma delicia

This is offically the first time I have felt bad for yeast cells. Damn.
 
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BallBuster II said:
It's probably cheaper than a lot of off the shelf stuff. The only things I can see that would be a better value would be a handle of bottom barrel vodka like Leeds or Boones Farm swill. Malt garbage like Steel Reserve, Colt .45, Old English, King Cobra, etc... 40 oz. bottles of any of those are typically $2-3.

Speaking of which, why doesn't he actually drink King Cobra? He must have tried it at some point.
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He has in fact tried it back in the old den. It isn't available locally from what I understand. Probably for the best since our boy would only drink that due to his obsessive nature.
 
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BallBuster II said:
Speaking of which, why doesn't he actually drink King Cobra? He must have tried it at some point.
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Iirc it isnt a malt that the gas stations in Wyomings stock readily or some shit. He's talked about it before. Not a sponsor but wish they were. Think he came across it a few times it was stocked at the liquor store. May have even showed up on a few streams but for sure he's aware of it's existence.
 
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"Mucho Mango"

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mmmmm jenkem uma delicia

This is offically the first time I have felt bad for yeast cells. Damn.
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Praise Cobra's magic for the Mead Saga.

This fucking genius is using his teeth as a strainer to make sure he doesnt swallow the reece's cups and banana chunks. He said so himself. He's willingly covering his rotten teeth with ultra sugar water even before it might even have any kind of booze content (there's no got dang way it will) and now he's been going on like he's an expert brewer. He's got a hobby now, he's confident in himself when he talks about it. It's like old times of him rambling about wands and shit :)
 
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Bogliacci said:
Glorious how he just sat there and shook it like a toddler lmfao
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Honestly the only thing any of the editor guys will have to do is just cut it down to only the shaking and they will have 100% comedy gold. The mead saga will be such a good finale for 2023rd Year of the Dark Lord if he can somehow top this, and it hasn't even fermented a day yet.
 
Cobes trying to ferment a chocolate banana peanut butter bacon mango milkshake
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eaglesfan665 said:
This is offically the first time I have felt bad for yeast cells. Damn.
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Why is he trying to kill his pancreas and liver in one go?
Does yeast ferment with that much fat in solution?
Will the fats go rancid before he drinks it?
At what point does it stop being 'mead'?
Can Cobes ever admit he did something dumb?
Do chocolate and mango actually taste good together?
If Elvis were alive, would he drink the banana peanut butter bacon beverage?
Is drinking yeast slurry actually providing benefit to Cobes in the form of B vitamins?
Should he try to make a cat food based wine next?

The mead saga was never supposed to look like this. It was supposed to be a cheat code for endless booze, on-stream blackouts, and constant wellness checks. He had so many resources and weens try and guide him. So many ways to go right, but we wound up here.
 
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