Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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I can't really imagine the horror that's gonna come out of that bottle. The previous ones were bad enough and genuinely I thought he'd croak from botulism - but this one?

Anyone else feel like he's gained a lot of weight suddenly because of these concoctions he keeps pounding down every week at this point along with his usual grotesque fast food that's a 5 dollar cheeseburger turned into a 25 dollar one?

Diabeetus coming in nicely toobz.
 
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The snake plushies have given up

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breadbug pikmin 2 said:
I Feel bad going off topic from the current conversation but has puff even been seen or heard about recently? I'm still concerned for the poor things well-being especially since this mead arc started up.
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I think he was present in one of the shorts recently. Someone should show Cobes Asian snake brandy, that'd be one way to preserve Pufferth for posterity.
 
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breadbug pikmin 2 said:
I Feel bad going off topic from the current conversation but has puff even been seen or heard about recently? I'm still concerned for the poor things well-being especially since this mead arc started up.
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The last video of puff seems to have been uploaded on the 25 of September. Last sighting of Puff
unless lil dude shows up in one of Cobes lives, this dragon may have been slain tubes....
 
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bonified retard said:
Mott's apple juice 1 gallon (448g sugar)
2 cups ganulated sugar (400g sugar)
1 Cinnamon Toast Crunch Cinnadust (156g sugar)
CrazyOutlet Kraft America's Classic Caramel Candy 5 serving estimate (130g sugar)
Local Hive Clover Honey 16oz (352g sugar)

Total estimated sugar: 1,486 grams (3.27 lbs)
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That is horrifying... To think he will down all of that in one sitting more than likely. no wonder he's bloated and looks like he's gotten fatter. Basically living off of alcohol, sugar and cigarettes.
 
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bonified retard said:
Mott's apple juice 1 gallon (448g sugar)
2 cups ganulated sugar (400g sugar)
1 Cinnamon Toast Crunch Cinnadust (156g sugar)
CrazyOutlet Kraft America's Classic Caramel Candy 5 serving estimate (130g sugar)
Local Hive Clover Honey 16oz (352g sugar)

Total estimated sugar: 1,486 grams (3.27 lbs)
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That is a lot of sugar. I had to do the math to figure out how much alcohol the boy could make with that. Now I can't figure out the specific gravity based on those numbers, but what I can do is take the ratio of water and sugar and mix up 8oz and measure it. For 8 oz. of water I put in 93 grams of sugar.
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This gives us a specific gravity of 1.133 (temperature compensated).
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Shockingly, that is in range for what Cobra's yeast is allegedly good for (20% iirc). If he waits long enough he might have some high test stuff in that bottle. Granted, these numbers are rough and don't take into account the apple chunks or sugar that won't dissolve out of the caramels.

Edit: I lol'd thinking about his last e-beg stream where he said he hasn't changed his teeth brushing habit, but has cut back on his sugar.
 
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spacko said:

his next batch of mead (apple cinnamon caramel) is going to be 20% ABV, he's going to let it ferment for 24 hours, and then it's going to be aged for a week. by which point he'll either be dead or immortal from the jenkem batch
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Love how he smells it and just goes "oh man that's gonna be strong as a mother fucker!"

yeah the smell of apples and cinnemon is directly correlated to how strong the liquor is, boy thinks he's making fireball
 
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bonified retard said:
Mott's apple juice 1 gallon (448g sugar)
2 cups ganulated sugar (400g sugar)
1 Cinnamon Toast Crunch Cinnadust (156g sugar)
CrazyOutlet Kraft America's Classic Caramel Candy 5 serving estimate (130g sugar)
Local Hive Clover Honey 16oz (352g sugar)

Total estimated sugar: 1,486 grams (3.27 lbs)
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At last, the Diabetes Speedrun Saga
 
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bonified retard said:
Mott's apple juice 1 gallon (448g sugar)
2 cups ganulated sugar (400g sugar)
1 Cinnamon Toast Crunch Cinnadust (156g sugar)
CrazyOutlet Kraft America's Classic Caramel Candy 5 serving estimate (130g sugar)
Local Hive Clover Honey 16oz (352g sugar)

Total estimated sugar: 1,486 grams (3.27 lbs)
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There's gotta be a point where you OD on sugar right?


Right????
 
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8mm Cunningham said:
That is a lot of sugar. I had to do the math to figure out how much alcohol the boy could make with that. Now I can't figure out the specific gravity based on those numbers, but what I can do is take the ratio of water and sugar and mix up 8oz and measure it. For 8 oz. of water I put in 93 grams of sugar.
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This gives us a specific gravity of 1.133 (temperature compensated).
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Shockingly, that is in range for what Cobra's yeast is allegedly good for (20% iirc). If he waits long enough he might have some high test stuff in that bottle. Granted, these numbers are rough and don't take into account the apple chunks or sugar that won't dissolve out of the caramels.

Edit: I lol'd thinking about his last e-beg stream where he said he hasn't changed his teeth brushing habit, but has cut back on his sugar.
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nice brewing math, want to hang out sometime?

This batch could probably be half way decent, except the caramels probably have dairy in them. I dont know why he used the Cinnadust instead of just regular, actual cinnamon.
 
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beepbopisuckcock said:
I dont know why he used the Cinnadust instead of just regular, actual cinnamon.
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Because he thinks that will make it taste like a bowl of cinnamon toast crunch

Also he's streaming right now, no reason to link it tho because it really is just him staring at the screen, answering a question every so often, and mostly staring at his paypal and cashapp balances
 
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spacko said:

his next batch of mead (apple cinnamon caramel) is going to be 20% ABV, he's going to let it ferment for 24 hours, and then it's going to be aged for a week. by which point he'll either be dead or immortal from the jenkem batch
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I just realized why he wipes up spills with his shirt. He doesn't have any towels in his kitchen. Around 22 minutes he washes his hands and has to leave the room to dry them. Around 23:15 he spills (again) and wipes it up with his shirt.
 
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