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Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.
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He really has become the tourettes guy, but instead of "Bob Saget!" it's "Fuuuuuuuuuuck" and it isn't staged.
I just wish it wasn't because of his alcoholism though.
Maybe there will be a new "Cobes is your neighbour ASMR" soon.
The first one was so on-point I had a complete breakdown laughing my ass off.
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"You think the police and EMT in Casper want to deal with my drunk ass?" 
They were called for a reason. "I'm a grownass man" start acting like one and not binging through bottles and then causing a ruckuss in your shithole apartment.
Only thing worse than a Asperger-ridden lolcow is a drunken Asperger-ridden lolcow.
They were called for a reason. "I'm a grownass man" start acting like one and not binging through bottles and then causing a ruckuss in your shithole apartment.
Only thing worse than a Asperger-ridden lolcow is a drunken Asperger-ridden lolcow.
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Lol exhumed visions drove like 19 hours to give this mongoloid money and josh now blames him for embarrassing himself on camera. The joys of being a paypig I guess.
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His timing between falling over drunk and yelling slurred obscenities is 4 karat comedy gold. His brain must be swiss cheese by now and holding on for dear life. If you were to rotoscope jord out and put him in the back of a gas station parking lot you'd see his rock bottom. However, Josh is one of those people who's rock bottom has a basement.
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I doubt there's a lack of buyers. The USA seems to have little problems selling that stuff to oversea partners, they'd be interested to pick up some more stuff on a huge discount.
Josh's formative years may of been a bit dicey but a majority of his life was in comfortable suburbia. His step-mother is a lecturer in higher learning, her salary is available to viewed online - as part of transparency at the college she works at. What also is available online is that Josh's Dad had a terrible car crash at which he wasn't at fault. (He was commuting out of state to his tutoring job).. As part of a court case from this crash, a modest settlement was reached.
As per SSI - no fucking clue. Doesn't matter in the relevance of things.
Yes, lets elaborate a bit on the "hurr durr his Dad needs to intervene now"
To quote Josh - " I was self diagnosed by a doctor. "
There has been no formal diagnosis. At one point Josh's Dad gave up his career to try help Josh, by studying Psych. No doubt - this had adverse affects. Below in a comment by Josh's Dad he states Josh has the mental age of a 11 or 12. ..
(If I remember correctly Assburgers comes from an article Clint read, which resonated of Josh's behaviour.)
Dad turned up onto the subreddit and wrote . ..
And another
Link to the threads of Clint commenting on the sub
Josh's strong will of being a gothic stud - doing the best he can. Is the catalyst of no intervention - His father has tried and gets blocked.
The "sincere" summer friends that yearn for an 'intervention' are out of luck. Any intervention has to be internally sourced. The reality is, Josh is happy in the lifestyle he has created for himself. Of course he is depressed some days, yearns for his dry spell to be over and wants the genders to get along. Other wise he is content.
The romantic notion of the starving artist; does not apply to Josh's Dad.
Josh's formative years may of been a bit dicey but a majority of his life was in comfortable suburbia. His step-mother is a lecturer in higher learning, her salary is available to viewed online - as part of transparency at the college she works at. What also is available online is that Josh's Dad had a terrible car crash at which he wasn't at fault. (He was commuting out of state to his tutoring job).. As part of a court case from this crash, a modest settlement was reached.
As per SSI - no fucking clue. Doesn't matter in the relevance of things.
Yes, lets elaborate a bit on the "hurr durr his Dad needs to intervene now"
To quote Josh - " I was self diagnosed by a doctor. "
There has been no formal diagnosis. At one point Josh's Dad gave up his career to try help Josh, by studying Psych. No doubt - this had adverse affects. Below in a comment by Josh's Dad he states Josh has the mental age of a 11 or 12. ..
(If I remember correctly Assburgers comes from an article Clint read, which resonated of Josh's behaviour.)
Dad turned up onto the subreddit and wrote . ..
"......
Whoever said that I do just enough to make myself feel good. I'd be lying if I didn't say there was some truth to that. When he moved out, there was a large part of me that felt a HUGE sense of relief. "He's an adult, he's moved out, he's on his own, I don't have to deal with this anymore." No more spending 16 hours a day in survival mode. No more spending 16 hours a day walking on eggshells, trying to figure out what to say, how to say, how to teach, how to parent. He's an adult, society will deal with him now and I don't have to.
With those feelings come the even stronger feelings of guilt. This is my son, he will always be my responsibility, I can't abandon him. I know he won't make it. And, you can't even imagine the guilt of having a child with Mental Illness. The thought in this country that, if there is something wrong with the child, then they have bad parents. And how many times my wife and I have blamed ourselves and scolded ourselves and just hated ourselves.
Now he's and adult, and when I try to get more involved in his life, he blocks me from his life. Try to get him to brush his teeth, get blocked. Try to get him to take a shower, get blocked. Lecture him about health risks of picking up cigarettes and smoking them, get blocked. Try to get him to a counselor, get blocked. Try to get him on meds, get blocked. Talk to him about cleaning his apartment, get blocked. Do any parenting what-so-ever, get blocked. The more I try to help, the more I get pushed away.
Ugh! You could never possibly understand unless you've lived it.
.......
Every year for 25 years I think, "ok, this is the year. Josh is going to grow out of it." I live on this hope. When he finally decided to start doing the wands, I thought "YES" this is it. It's going to work. He will do something productive and positive and evolve. He will gain self respect and begin to care about his life. So, I got a bit worked up when someone said this group would sabotage it.
......
Unfortunately, I can't be Josh's nanny. I can't get him up everyday at 8:00, make him take a shower, brush his teeth, put on clean clothes, eat a healthy breakfast, take his meds, etc. etc. He's an adult and lives on his own. That all ended the day he moved out.
AND PLEASE stop with the Mlord bullshit. I see people complaining about his narcissistic behaviors. I wonder where he developed the idea that people worship him???????
As to the dog collar, who cares?? I hate it, I think it looks ridiculous, and when this trend started I fought with him on it daily, but it doesn't effect me in one bit. Who cares if he wears a dog collar? The only person it has an effect on his him.
As to the person commenting on his shitty guitar playing, fuck you! I will always encourage it, I don't care how bad it is. It's healthy and productive and an outlet for his depression and anxiety. I wish he would play more. ."
Whoever said that I do just enough to make myself feel good. I'd be lying if I didn't say there was some truth to that. When he moved out, there was a large part of me that felt a HUGE sense of relief. "He's an adult, he's moved out, he's on his own, I don't have to deal with this anymore." No more spending 16 hours a day in survival mode. No more spending 16 hours a day walking on eggshells, trying to figure out what to say, how to say, how to teach, how to parent. He's an adult, society will deal with him now and I don't have to.
With those feelings come the even stronger feelings of guilt. This is my son, he will always be my responsibility, I can't abandon him. I know he won't make it. And, you can't even imagine the guilt of having a child with Mental Illness. The thought in this country that, if there is something wrong with the child, then they have bad parents. And how many times my wife and I have blamed ourselves and scolded ourselves and just hated ourselves.
Now he's and adult, and when I try to get more involved in his life, he blocks me from his life. Try to get him to brush his teeth, get blocked. Try to get him to take a shower, get blocked. Lecture him about health risks of picking up cigarettes and smoking them, get blocked. Try to get him to a counselor, get blocked. Try to get him on meds, get blocked. Talk to him about cleaning his apartment, get blocked. Do any parenting what-so-ever, get blocked. The more I try to help, the more I get pushed away.
Ugh! You could never possibly understand unless you've lived it.
.......
Every year for 25 years I think, "ok, this is the year. Josh is going to grow out of it." I live on this hope. When he finally decided to start doing the wands, I thought "YES" this is it. It's going to work. He will do something productive and positive and evolve. He will gain self respect and begin to care about his life. So, I got a bit worked up when someone said this group would sabotage it.
......
Unfortunately, I can't be Josh's nanny. I can't get him up everyday at 8:00, make him take a shower, brush his teeth, put on clean clothes, eat a healthy breakfast, take his meds, etc. etc. He's an adult and lives on his own. That all ended the day he moved out.
AND PLEASE stop with the Mlord bullshit. I see people complaining about his narcissistic behaviors. I wonder where he developed the idea that people worship him???????
As to the dog collar, who cares?? I hate it, I think it looks ridiculous, and when this trend started I fought with him on it daily, but it doesn't effect me in one bit. Who cares if he wears a dog collar? The only person it has an effect on his him.
As to the person commenting on his shitty guitar playing, fuck you! I will always encourage it, I don't care how bad it is. It's healthy and productive and an outlet for his depression and anxiety. I wish he would play more. ."
And another
"Believe me, I'm aware of how off centered his videos are and how disgusting he can be. I also can't help but shake my head and laugh when he doesn't understand why women aren't attracted to him.
As to me preventing that trainwreck, oh boy! If any of you only knew. Josh's hygiene issues started when he was in Jr. high, and was literally a battle every day of his life to get him to brush his teeth, take a shower and put on clean clothes. He was late for school more than once because of the huge blow up battle that ensued after sending him back to his room to put clean clothes on or brush his teeth. The day he moved out of the house he was so excited because no one could make him do that anymore.
Believe it or not, he's actually gotten better. The first three years in his apartment, I would to have to go in an clean it at least once a year and it took a solid 18 hours to clean that small space. Then I would take ALL of his laundry to a laundry mat and spend 6 hours washing it. I would have to run it through two or three times and fight with him to surrender the clothes he was wearing to be washed.
For a long time I would still send him a text or something frequently to remind him to brush his teeth and take a shower. When he was coming over for family get togethers I would insist that he be clean and smell descent and would send him back into his apartment to change. You've all watched Josh's videos, you know who he is. Can you imagine the blow ups that happened over this issue.
On the bright side, he's actually gotten a lot better. I haven't had to clean his apartment for over two years now. Is it spotless, NO, but it isn't so disgusting that I feel the need to clean it or that he will get evicted. He's also started doing laundry a LOT more than he used to. It used to be so bad, that when I took him to the store I had to drive with the windows down because I couldn't breathe, and my vehicle still smelled two days later. I haven't had to have him change clothes or drive with the windows down for over a year now. As to wearing the same shirt in his videos all the time, I can see him changing into his favorite shirt just for the videos because that is the way he is with clothes.
Part of his aspergers is sensory disorders and he will only wear certain types of clothes and of course his obsession with all things black and green limit what he will wear also. Like I said, on the bright side, he has gotten 1000 times better at doing laundry.
As to your comments about his attitude towards women. For that I apologize. I promise you he wasn't raised that way. In fact, we have a household, including myself, of feminists. (I'm certain many people here will have a fun time with that one haha) This started when Josh had his first crush in grade school, and was tormented by classmates for it. And, of course, his crush was the prettiest girl in school, so that didn't help. He was surrounded by literally 20-30 kids on the playground the day he let it slip that he liked this girl. They hazed the hell out of him through the entire recess. Then proceeded to send him "love letters" pretending they were from her for the remainder of the year.
People continued to do things like this to him for years. Sending him fake love letters, etc. Josh was, as you can imagine, terrible at communicating with girls, so whenever he did like a girl, he would try to approach her and was often brutally and publicly rejected. And then came that Fucking video game, I can't remember the name of it, but he wanted to play it soooo bad and I watched him play it one day and the character in the video game treated women like shit and used them for sex. I LOST it, and those video games were never allowed in my house again and we had a million talks about the subject.
Unfortunately, Josh is still mentally around 11 or 12. As such, he feels a need to brag about his conquests and forgets that half of his audience if female. He also feels that bragging about these conquests make him cool and adored by his fans. I'm not excusing the behavior, and trust me, when I see it, I talk to him about it. I literally talked to him AGAIN last week about treating women with respect and not as objects.
Another bright side, is that he actually does treat women nice in real life. To my knowledge, and in my presence, he has always been very nice and respectful to the few girlfriends I've seen him with.
Josh does not handle being teased well and cannot distinguish between friendly and mean teasing. And, his was traumatized by the way people hazed him over girls everyday for several years. Therefore, when he gets rejected by women, which is often, he goes to youTube and rants, and once he gets started on a rant, he just escalates. When I can catch him starting a rant, I can usually defuse it. Not always, but usually. But, during these rants, he feels the need to say the most shocking and horrible things he can to try to make his point that someone wronged him. Another topic of daily conversation for us."
As to me preventing that trainwreck, oh boy! If any of you only knew. Josh's hygiene issues started when he was in Jr. high, and was literally a battle every day of his life to get him to brush his teeth, take a shower and put on clean clothes. He was late for school more than once because of the huge blow up battle that ensued after sending him back to his room to put clean clothes on or brush his teeth. The day he moved out of the house he was so excited because no one could make him do that anymore.
Believe it or not, he's actually gotten better. The first three years in his apartment, I would to have to go in an clean it at least once a year and it took a solid 18 hours to clean that small space. Then I would take ALL of his laundry to a laundry mat and spend 6 hours washing it. I would have to run it through two or three times and fight with him to surrender the clothes he was wearing to be washed.
For a long time I would still send him a text or something frequently to remind him to brush his teeth and take a shower. When he was coming over for family get togethers I would insist that he be clean and smell descent and would send him back into his apartment to change. You've all watched Josh's videos, you know who he is. Can you imagine the blow ups that happened over this issue.
On the bright side, he's actually gotten a lot better. I haven't had to clean his apartment for over two years now. Is it spotless, NO, but it isn't so disgusting that I feel the need to clean it or that he will get evicted. He's also started doing laundry a LOT more than he used to. It used to be so bad, that when I took him to the store I had to drive with the windows down because I couldn't breathe, and my vehicle still smelled two days later. I haven't had to have him change clothes or drive with the windows down for over a year now. As to wearing the same shirt in his videos all the time, I can see him changing into his favorite shirt just for the videos because that is the way he is with clothes.
Part of his aspergers is sensory disorders and he will only wear certain types of clothes and of course his obsession with all things black and green limit what he will wear also. Like I said, on the bright side, he has gotten 1000 times better at doing laundry.
As to your comments about his attitude towards women. For that I apologize. I promise you he wasn't raised that way. In fact, we have a household, including myself, of feminists. (I'm certain many people here will have a fun time with that one haha) This started when Josh had his first crush in grade school, and was tormented by classmates for it. And, of course, his crush was the prettiest girl in school, so that didn't help. He was surrounded by literally 20-30 kids on the playground the day he let it slip that he liked this girl. They hazed the hell out of him through the entire recess. Then proceeded to send him "love letters" pretending they were from her for the remainder of the year.
People continued to do things like this to him for years. Sending him fake love letters, etc. Josh was, as you can imagine, terrible at communicating with girls, so whenever he did like a girl, he would try to approach her and was often brutally and publicly rejected. And then came that Fucking video game, I can't remember the name of it, but he wanted to play it soooo bad and I watched him play it one day and the character in the video game treated women like shit and used them for sex. I LOST it, and those video games were never allowed in my house again and we had a million talks about the subject.
Unfortunately, Josh is still mentally around 11 or 12. As such, he feels a need to brag about his conquests and forgets that half of his audience if female. He also feels that bragging about these conquests make him cool and adored by his fans. I'm not excusing the behavior, and trust me, when I see it, I talk to him about it. I literally talked to him AGAIN last week about treating women with respect and not as objects.
Another bright side, is that he actually does treat women nice in real life. To my knowledge, and in my presence, he has always been very nice and respectful to the few girlfriends I've seen him with.
Josh does not handle being teased well and cannot distinguish between friendly and mean teasing. And, his was traumatized by the way people hazed him over girls everyday for several years. Therefore, when he gets rejected by women, which is often, he goes to youTube and rants, and once he gets started on a rant, he just escalates. When I can catch him starting a rant, I can usually defuse it. Not always, but usually. But, during these rants, he feels the need to say the most shocking and horrible things he can to try to make his point that someone wronged him. Another topic of daily conversation for us."
Link to the threads of Clint commenting on the sub
Josh's strong will of being a gothic stud - doing the best he can. Is the catalyst of no intervention - His father has tried and gets blocked.
The "sincere" summer friends that yearn for an 'intervention' are out of luck. Any intervention has to be internally sourced. The reality is, Josh is happy in the lifestyle he has created for himself. Of course he is depressed some days, yearns for his dry spell to be over and wants the genders to get along. Other wise he is content.
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No where does Jorch blame him, because if he blames exhumed, he'd be admitting that alcohol was the problem. In his mind, the fall heard around the internet was ultimately caused by a few trolls sending him mean messages that triggered his temper.
Edit: I should clarify though. I feel he brings up exhumed as a way to say "of course I was drinking, I was out having fun with a fan."
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People have mapped out most of " his Discord friends group (tl;dr his "inner circle" of weens) and discovered the vast majority of them are really fucked up to the point of being not that much better off than Cobes himself.
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Not a surprise. I'd wager they are the ones that egged on Josh to spiral out of control because despite his past chimpouts and such, they were always controlled to himself and his possessions. Now it's expanding to involve the community he lives in and I don't see it stopping anytime soon.
Weens really do ruin every lolcow they belong to TMFDWU
A reminder of the kind of individuals that follow this sperg...
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Here's the sleep stream and the other stream from yesterday:
The way he was boasting about someone buying him Subway after going on and on about how he wouldn't even accept food even if it was paid for was so goddamn rude. Way to own the trolls by being an ungrateful dickhead.
Nice one trying to put the blame on Exhumed for buying him drinks. These two streams are great examples of why people shouldn't send Kobes anything or feel sorry for him and help him out.
Start:
Flexing his cradle of filth tattoo. Complaining about Teespring. Drinking hard lemonade. He had a wank earlier after watching the of age chick on chaturbate. Talks about his potion time glass and Teespring.
4:30:
Ended his last stream because he had to shit. Puts on a video for 2 seconds. Talks about model Ts. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Thinks he could operate a model T because he's watched so many YouTube videos about them. Talks about seeing one when he was a kid at a show with homedad Clint. Back to the video.
9:44:
Talks about his Ponchos food review. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Scenario of car breaking down in winter. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Model T. Repeat.
20:50:
Mixes mango pineapple vodka with his drink. Talks about bar fights. If you hate mango drinks why the fuck are you watching his YouTube channel. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Dream house Scenario.
23:34:
Back to the video. Model T. Repeat.
31:48:
Talks about getting screwed out of inheriting a puck up truck. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Talks about helping his great grandparents move house.
35:44:
Back to the video. Puts on another video. This one is Ozzy.
37:18:
Talking about getting a blow job from your car. Says when Stephanie worked in McDonald's a guy was getting his dick sucked when he went through the drive thru. Back to the video.
41:37:
Responds to an ad about testosterone. Talks about his potion glass and his drink combination.
43:21:
Talking about Exhumed coming to have beers with him. He's kind of ungrateful about it and makes it out like Exhumed is a crazy stalker.
46:16:
Puts on a Terrence pop video. Too early to play guitar.
49:07:
Creepy about the woman on the screen. Kobes is heterosexual for of age pussy. Race relations. Back to the video.
50:47:
Talks about his drink combination. #notasponsor Talks about an Ozzy song that makes him think about life and trolls. Back to the video for 2 seconds. No one cares what celebrities think.
55:57:
His phone died. Back to the video. Might put more shirts up on Bonfire. Complaining about how tough the last few days have been for him. Back to the video.
58:56:
Talks about his potion glass and Teespring. Complaining about women. Vaping. It's out of battery. Charges it and complains about vapes. Talks about his cigarettes. Smoking psa.
1:07:30:
Moar alcohol. Complaining about banning menthol cigarettes when prescription drugs exist hormones in food. Back to the video for 2 seconds. We all have personal struggles. Complaining about his Teespring getting shut down. Talks about his potion glass.
1:13:21:
Shills ocean hero. #notasponsorjustfreeadvertisement . Troll rant. Muh autism. Bonfire removed his cobra craft wands shirt. Rant about people making shirts with his image without permission.
1:19:41:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. YouTube censorship. Gets ready to go out for a smoke. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Complaining about YouTube censorship because he advertises alcohol and tobacco. Piss break.
1:22:45:
Returns. Mango pineapple vodka #notasponsor Marlboro #notasponsor . Talks about his cigarettes.
1:25:04:
His potion glasses are collectable now. Complaining about double standards on YouTube. Won't smoke inside until he builds his dream house. Talks about smoking. Lists off his favourite Marlboros.
1:30:02:
Kobes Ignores his trolls rant.
1:32:42:
Trying to make it out like his Teespring got shut down because of gender relations not because of DMCA.
1:36:35:
Smoking and drinking bad but you could get cancer from the sun.
1:38:10:
Smoke break
1:45:29:
Returns. Back to the video.
1:46:56:
Hes falling asleep.
1:50:52:
Both sides twitch sleep talk? He's asleep.
3:00:36:
Wakes up and Apologises for passing out. Fuck the trolls. Stumbles to the bathroom.
3:02:43:
Mysterious knock on the door. Returns and complains about trolls ordering food for him and not paying for it. His landlord supports his videos. Restarts the video.
3:04:36:
Another knock on the door. Ranting about people ordering pizza to his apartment and nor paying for it. Says even if you pay for the take out he will send it back. Different to a true fam buying him a burrito. Troll rant.
3:11:29:
If you want to see him eat food on live send money to his PayPal. Back to the video.
3:13:13:
Another knock at the door. Ranting about trolls ordering pizza and not paying for it.
3:15:06:
Says his landlord tried his spicy mac and cheese recipe. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes doesn't send pizza to Justin Bieber and not pay for it. Says the employers for the pizza place will eat the pizza. Says even if it was paid for he would send it back. Trolls rant.
3:20:43:
His landlord supports his videos. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Complains about getting banned for Teespring. Trying to make it about gender relations. Kobes makes videos for his fans. Everyone knows him at Frostys. Trolls don't give a fuck about people starving in 3rd world countries. Kobes would end world hunger if he won the lottery. Back to the video for 2 seconds.
3:25:06:
YouTube censorship. Shout out to his landlord. Shout out to Cobra's dry spell. Talks about his stream watching chaturbate on live. Trolls are jealous Kobes had people who will buy him food. Troll rant.
3:30:10:
Compares his alcoholism to trolls obsession with him. Talks about his potion glass and Teespring. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Talks about his sneaky snake root beer floats. Trolls rant. Back to the video for 2 seconds
3:38:58:
Talking about Bonfire taking down his shirt. Another knock at the door. Takes the free food after saying he wouldn't accept free food. Reads the order. Talking shit about the person who sent him food.
3:43:03:
Yukbang and talking shit about the person sending him free food.
3:50:36:
He doesn't like the ranch Doritos so saving them for layer. Still talking shit about the person sending him free food. Bragging about how great his life is because people send him free food. Troll rant.
3:55:29:
Says his Teespring was shut down for pissing off feminazis. Not an alcoholic. Back to the video.
4:00:35:
Fact checking politics both sides. Back to the video . Watches the video till the end. Complains about people making fun of him for crying about 9/11. Ends the stream because he's going out for a smoke.
Flexing his cradle of filth tattoo. Complaining about Teespring. Drinking hard lemonade. He had a wank earlier after watching the of age chick on chaturbate. Talks about his potion time glass and Teespring.
4:30:
Ended his last stream because he had to shit. Puts on a video for 2 seconds. Talks about model Ts. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Thinks he could operate a model T because he's watched so many YouTube videos about them. Talks about seeing one when he was a kid at a show with homedad Clint. Back to the video.
9:44:
Talks about his Ponchos food review. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Scenario of car breaking down in winter. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Model T. Repeat.
20:50:
Mixes mango pineapple vodka with his drink. Talks about bar fights. If you hate mango drinks why the fuck are you watching his YouTube channel. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Dream house Scenario.
23:34:
Back to the video. Model T. Repeat.
31:48:
Talks about getting screwed out of inheriting a puck up truck. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Talks about helping his great grandparents move house.
35:44:
Back to the video. Puts on another video. This one is Ozzy.
37:18:
Talking about getting a blow job from your car. Says when Stephanie worked in McDonald's a guy was getting his dick sucked when he went through the drive thru. Back to the video.
41:37:
Responds to an ad about testosterone. Talks about his potion glass and his drink combination.
43:21:
Talking about Exhumed coming to have beers with him. He's kind of ungrateful about it and makes it out like Exhumed is a crazy stalker.
46:16:
Puts on a Terrence pop video. Too early to play guitar.
49:07:
Creepy about the woman on the screen. Kobes is heterosexual for of age pussy. Race relations. Back to the video.
50:47:
Talks about his drink combination. #notasponsor Talks about an Ozzy song that makes him think about life and trolls. Back to the video for 2 seconds. No one cares what celebrities think.
55:57:
His phone died. Back to the video. Might put more shirts up on Bonfire. Complaining about how tough the last few days have been for him. Back to the video.
58:56:
Talks about his potion glass and Teespring. Complaining about women. Vaping. It's out of battery. Charges it and complains about vapes. Talks about his cigarettes. Smoking psa.
1:07:30:
Moar alcohol. Complaining about banning menthol cigarettes when prescription drugs exist hormones in food. Back to the video for 2 seconds. We all have personal struggles. Complaining about his Teespring getting shut down. Talks about his potion glass.
1:13:21:
Shills ocean hero. #notasponsorjustfreeadvertisement . Troll rant. Muh autism. Bonfire removed his cobra craft wands shirt. Rant about people making shirts with his image without permission.
1:19:41:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. YouTube censorship. Gets ready to go out for a smoke. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Complaining about YouTube censorship because he advertises alcohol and tobacco. Piss break.
1:22:45:
Returns. Mango pineapple vodka #notasponsor Marlboro #notasponsor . Talks about his cigarettes.
1:25:04:
His potion glasses are collectable now. Complaining about double standards on YouTube. Won't smoke inside until he builds his dream house. Talks about smoking. Lists off his favourite Marlboros.
1:30:02:
Kobes Ignores his trolls rant.
1:32:42:
Trying to make it out like his Teespring got shut down because of gender relations not because of DMCA.
1:36:35:
Smoking and drinking bad but you could get cancer from the sun.
1:38:10:
Smoke break
1:45:29:
Returns. Back to the video.
1:46:56:
Hes falling asleep.
1:50:52:
Both sides twitch sleep talk? He's asleep.
3:00:36:
Wakes up and Apologises for passing out. Fuck the trolls. Stumbles to the bathroom.
3:02:43:
Mysterious knock on the door. Returns and complains about trolls ordering food for him and not paying for it. His landlord supports his videos. Restarts the video.
3:04:36:
Another knock on the door. Ranting about people ordering pizza to his apartment and nor paying for it. Says even if you pay for the take out he will send it back. Different to a true fam buying him a burrito. Troll rant.
3:11:29:
If you want to see him eat food on live send money to his PayPal. Back to the video.
3:13:13:
Another knock at the door. Ranting about trolls ordering pizza and not paying for it.
3:15:06:
Says his landlord tried his spicy mac and cheese recipe. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes doesn't send pizza to Justin Bieber and not pay for it. Says the employers for the pizza place will eat the pizza. Says even if it was paid for he would send it back. Trolls rant.
3:20:43:
His landlord supports his videos. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Complains about getting banned for Teespring. Trying to make it about gender relations. Kobes makes videos for his fans. Everyone knows him at Frostys. Trolls don't give a fuck about people starving in 3rd world countries. Kobes would end world hunger if he won the lottery. Back to the video for 2 seconds.
3:25:06:
YouTube censorship. Shout out to his landlord. Shout out to Cobra's dry spell. Talks about his stream watching chaturbate on live. Trolls are jealous Kobes had people who will buy him food. Troll rant.
3:30:10:
Compares his alcoholism to trolls obsession with him. Talks about his potion glass and Teespring. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Talks about his sneaky snake root beer floats. Trolls rant. Back to the video for 2 seconds
3:38:58:
Talking about Bonfire taking down his shirt. Another knock at the door. Takes the free food after saying he wouldn't accept free food. Reads the order. Talking shit about the person who sent him food.
3:43:03:
Yukbang and talking shit about the person sending him free food.
3:50:36:
He doesn't like the ranch Doritos so saving them for layer. Still talking shit about the person sending him free food. Bragging about how great his life is because people send him free food. Troll rant.
3:55:29:
Says his Teespring was shut down for pissing off feminazis. Not an alcoholic. Back to the video.
4:00:35:
Fact checking politics both sides. Back to the video . Watches the video till the end. Complains about people making fun of him for crying about 9/11. Ends the stream because he's going out for a smoke.
Start:
Apologises for losing his temper on stream . He rematch his drunk tantrum stream. He has been working on his temper and is taking full responsibility for it.
2:35:
Goes over his social media rant again. He didn't like how his tantrum looked.
3:49:
He did some self reflecting. Smacking the eyeglasses cleaner bottle against the desk was stupid YouTube. Reads chat and Apologises again.
6:10:
Reads a medical note from him wellness check. Complaining about people telling him to kill himself. Fuck suicide. He didn't like watching himself lose his temper. Social media passes him off more than his trolls.
8:48:
Looks at the medical note again. Says it was bullshit for the emt's to be called for hIm drinking on stream. He's still going to stream and drink.
10:49:
Kobes is just trying to make the world a better place .
11:47:
He's owning up to having a nasty temper. Blames social media.
12:58:
Reads the note again. He's going to take a break from making videos because he's burned out and feels like shit after seeing himself lose his temper like that. Blames trolls.
16:13:
Blames Exhumed for buying him alcohol.
18:34:
He's so pissed off at himself for losing his temper like that ge can't look at himself. Says its good he can go back and see what he looks like when he loses his temper like that.
21:25:
He's doing some self reflection. It's on the Internet now forever. He hates when he loses his temper. Reads chat, muh autism, Blames trolls for his behaviour.
23:23:
Finds his broken cigarette. What a waste toobz. Apologises again and ends stream
Apologises for losing his temper on stream . He rematch his drunk tantrum stream. He has been working on his temper and is taking full responsibility for it.
2:35:
Goes over his social media rant again. He didn't like how his tantrum looked.
3:49:
He did some self reflecting. Smacking the eyeglasses cleaner bottle against the desk was stupid YouTube. Reads chat and Apologises again.
6:10:
Reads a medical note from him wellness check. Complaining about people telling him to kill himself. Fuck suicide. He didn't like watching himself lose his temper. Social media passes him off more than his trolls.
8:48:
Looks at the medical note again. Says it was bullshit for the emt's to be called for hIm drinking on stream. He's still going to stream and drink.
10:49:
Kobes is just trying to make the world a better place .
11:47:
He's owning up to having a nasty temper. Blames social media.
12:58:
Reads the note again. He's going to take a break from making videos because he's burned out and feels like shit after seeing himself lose his temper like that. Blames trolls.
16:13:
Blames Exhumed for buying him alcohol.
18:34:
He's so pissed off at himself for losing his temper like that ge can't look at himself. Says its good he can go back and see what he looks like when he loses his temper like that.
21:25:
He's doing some self reflection. It's on the Internet now forever. He hates when he loses his temper. Reads chat, muh autism, Blames trolls for his behaviour.
23:23:
Finds his broken cigarette. What a waste toobz. Apologises again and ends stream
- Joined
- Apr 14, 2021
His mod buys him booze
Cobes chooses to stream himself yelling at inanimate objects
ITS THE TROLLS FAULT!!
Cobes chooses to stream himself yelling at inanimate objects
ITS THE TROLLS FAULT!!
- Joined
- Oct 31, 2017
Clint's Burden
kiwifarms.net
- Joined
- Jul 19, 2021
He blamed his anger problems, too.
That’s a really strange subject too, because its the one thing he’s genuinely worked on improving and it’s been successful to a large degree. He used to be sober and he’d get extremely mad at inanimate objects, he’d stab them with his knife or beat the shit out of them. He’d fuck his sex dolls and when he broke them he’d cut their faces off, all sorts of strange violent behaviour. He’d throw fits over the dumbest comments, too. He’s relatively calm compared to how he used to be. I think he stopped pulling violent fits because he thought it made him look unprofessional as a musician and it made women think he’s a psycho.
It’s a good indication that Josh can actually apply himself when he wants to or when he has the right motivation. I’m actually kinda proud of him for doing that, recent events aside.
KillThemCrackasBabies
kiwifarms.net
- Joined
- Oct 14, 2017
I wonder how much was actually improvement, and how much was just doing it off camera. He's very susceptible to being trolled and I feel like it's entirely likely he just realized he needed to end the stream when it was time to sperg because he realized he was just making a greatest hits list for the troles.
- Joined
- Nov 3, 2016
The alawgs weren't the ones that egged him on to put towels under his door and spray paint/ smoke in his apartment annoying his neighbors and getting him kicked out.
Clint's Burden
kiwifarms.net
- Joined
- Jul 19, 2021
That’s entirely possible, right. Even that would indicate some level of self control. In any case, I’d feel remiss if I didn’t give him a fair shake when I thought he deserved it, like anyone else.
Josh is a pretty troubled person and I have my criticisms. I’ve said some fairly harsh things, but I’ll always root for him to succeed at whatever he’s doing.
- Joined
- Jan 6, 2016
In the 11 minute or so stream, he know it's that he pays his bills and " keeps his neighbors safe" ; I wonder what he means by that
- Joined
- Jul 30, 2021
Circle of protection for his neighbors, so mote it fuckin be