Q_Anon1001
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I think a side note to shon having been a present from Clint because Josh enjoyed Jeff Dunham specials then Josh using shon as a vehicle for self awareness, would be pretty good
Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.
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Clint's Burden
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If you're wondering what happened to Jared, he was scheduled for parole hearing this year just a couple months back.
I haven't actually spent much time trying to read up on Jared, so I think I'll call the courts sometime tomorrow with his case number, see if I can't get an update.
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Jarod Brown is by far and away the greatest side character the cobraverse has ever seen.
Hope he gets out.
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That might or might not be the right Jared Brown, though the details check out with a lot of what's in the below link.
Jared Wayne Brown of Angleton, TX, arrests, mugshots, charges and convictions | Arrest Facts
Jared Wayne Brown of Angleton, TX, arrests, mugshots, charges and convictions | Arrest Facts
Looks like he found his way to Texas.
Clint's Burden
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That might or might not be the right Jared Brown, though the details check out with a lot of what's in the below link.
Jared Wayne Brown of Angleton, TX, arrests, mugshots, charges and convictions | Arrest Facts
Jared Wayne Brown of Angleton, TX, arrests, mugshots, charges and convictions | Arrest Factsarrestfacts.com
Looks like he found his way to Texas.
It's the right Jared, but his Texas arrest records are last dated in 2016. The parole hearing was scheduled for this year in Denver.
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So assuming he started in Casper, he went from Wyoming, to Texas, and now to Colorado? I'm starting to become more and more convinced this dude is a disciple of Fedsmoker or some kind of clone of him created during his CI-Double Agent days given how he gets around.
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Fantastic job on the new OP. I'm not well-versed in Cobes' world and I keep forgetting all his catchphrases so thank you for including them!
Clint's Burden
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So, when looking at his arrest records, there's enough to assume he started in Texas. They date from 2007-2016.
There's records all the way up until 2011, then there's a large gap for five years. Looks like he had a $15,000 bail bond and booked it north, about as far away from Texas as he could get.
Fast forward to February of 2014, where he appears in the documentary.
Somehow ends up back in Texas and he was booked there for fuck knows what, doesn't say. Maybe he got wrangled by a bondsman. I wouldn't be surprised if he just hated the cold.
Soon after makes his way to Denver, Colorado where he's currently in jail. Looks like a Class B burglary felony landed him 4 years.
Q_Anon1001
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That's just how they're shipped, bud
KillThemCrackasBabies
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Presuming he wasn't just an enormous, Cobra-tier liar putting on a show for the camera, Jared Brown claimed he was a drug runner for some gang in Ohio. Him being a mule would explain his constant traveling.
Clint's Burden
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It would explain what he was doing in Texas for so long, it sits right on the border. Cartel’s usually will pay desperate Americans with clean licenses to drive in and out of Mexico to pick up loads. The margin for error is relatively low compared to wandering through the desert.
It’d make sense if he wasn’t doing that after 2007, too. His criminal record is Josh levels of alcoholism, going from one DUI to another, public intoxication charges, the whole nine yards.
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@Broseph Stalin Excellent work on the new OP. Such a massive improvement over how it was. Shout out to all the other cool cobras who helped. Thanks for crediting me too, even though I just took it from the reddit sidebar TMDWU
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I've never seen those cooking vids before, great OP.
I also had no idea how normal stephanie looked, boglim really fucked that one up.
I also had no idea how normal stephanie looked, boglim really fucked that one up.
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Here's Kobes' last 3 streams. I'll go back and do the video responce from Sunday when I get a chance
I couldn't download this one and had to screen record so sorry that it's a bit fucked.
New BCV:
Jared reminds me very specifically of Fedsmoker in this picture. Separated at birth.
@Broseph Stalin amazing work with the OP TMDWU
Start:
Circle of protection for CJ. Drinking first thing in the morning coming in nicely toobz.
2:30:
Gender relations rant. Poured a Jim beam vanilla whisky and cream soda for his morning drink. Calls it a creamy cobra.
4:47:
Back to gender relations rant.
6:35:
Shout out to Cobra's dry spell. Sex is not a need it's a want. He's not whining about his dry spell he's whining about people's attitude towards sex.
8:51:
Fuck Elliott Roger. Kobes has accepted the fact that he's bald until he wins the lottery and can get hair plugs. Talks about bringing spooky girl out for drinks if she visits. Trolls are jealous of his hot of age fan girls. Don't feel sorry for him feel sorry for his trolls. Muh asperghers.
13:20:
Imagination Scenario of people trying his chicken Alfredo recipe. Explains how he made it.
15:31:
Shills his hoodie. Shows off his original hoody. Its an elemental symbol its meant to represent a cobra with its hood at. Talks about working at the pizza factory.
19:37:
Talks about mom and Pop pizza shops.
20:30:
Kobes will buy a hit rod when he wins the lottery and visit some of his childhood hangouts. Talks about clock towers.
24:09:
Talking about his morning booze.
26:40:
Talks about body positivity and a girl he went to school with. Long pause. He's never going to stop making videos for as long as he can. He's looking at the picture of the girl he went to school with! Creepy cobra coming in nicely toobz. Back to body positivity movement.
32:41:
Social media is tahxic. He's never going to stop making videos. Going to go to taco John's for lunch.
35:36:
Kobes has been bullied his entire life. Fuck the haters. He won't stop making videos. He's reflecting silently.
45:27:
Texting. Owns the trolls by blocking deleting and ignoring. Talks about his cigarettes and smoking in school. People laughed at his cobra obsession in school but he did something with it. Back to Texting.
51:50:
Says his friend Aly lives in Canada and the government won't let them buy cigarettes or alcohol until they are vaccinated. Talks about spooky girl. Talking shit to trolls. Back to Texting.
59:18:
Reads a text from a Canadian fan about Vaccines.
1:00:44:
Talking about Taco Bell. Texting. Taco Bell. Says he pays taxes when he buys liquor, food and cigarettes and that he pays yearly taxes for his wands. Says he sent off his replacement wands. Talks about his gun. Reading chat. Stream ends abruptly.
Circle of protection for CJ. Drinking first thing in the morning coming in nicely toobz.
2:30:
Gender relations rant. Poured a Jim beam vanilla whisky and cream soda for his morning drink. Calls it a creamy cobra.
4:47:
Back to gender relations rant.
6:35:
Shout out to Cobra's dry spell. Sex is not a need it's a want. He's not whining about his dry spell he's whining about people's attitude towards sex.
8:51:
Fuck Elliott Roger. Kobes has accepted the fact that he's bald until he wins the lottery and can get hair plugs. Talks about bringing spooky girl out for drinks if she visits. Trolls are jealous of his hot of age fan girls. Don't feel sorry for him feel sorry for his trolls. Muh asperghers.
13:20:
Imagination Scenario of people trying his chicken Alfredo recipe. Explains how he made it.
15:31:
Shills his hoodie. Shows off his original hoody. Its an elemental symbol its meant to represent a cobra with its hood at. Talks about working at the pizza factory.
19:37:
Talks about mom and Pop pizza shops.
20:30:
Kobes will buy a hit rod when he wins the lottery and visit some of his childhood hangouts. Talks about clock towers.
24:09:
Talking about his morning booze.
26:40:
Talks about body positivity and a girl he went to school with. Long pause. He's never going to stop making videos for as long as he can. He's looking at the picture of the girl he went to school with! Creepy cobra coming in nicely toobz. Back to body positivity movement.
32:41:
Social media is tahxic. He's never going to stop making videos. Going to go to taco John's for lunch.
35:36:
Kobes has been bullied his entire life. Fuck the haters. He won't stop making videos. He's reflecting silently.
45:27:
Texting. Owns the trolls by blocking deleting and ignoring. Talks about his cigarettes and smoking in school. People laughed at his cobra obsession in school but he did something with it. Back to Texting.
51:50:
Says his friend Aly lives in Canada and the government won't let them buy cigarettes or alcohol until they are vaccinated. Talks about spooky girl. Talking shit to trolls. Back to Texting.
59:18:
Reads a text from a Canadian fan about Vaccines.
1:00:44:
Talking about Taco Bell. Texting. Taco Bell. Says he pays taxes when he buys liquor, food and cigarettes and that he pays yearly taxes for his wands. Says he sent off his replacement wands. Talks about his gun. Reading chat. Stream ends abruptly.
Start:
Nobody tells cobra when he can and cannot drink rant. Not an alcoholic.
2:43:
Shills bonfire. Reads troll texts. Owning the trolls by blocking deleting and ignoring. Texting and trolls.
5:17:
Plays a message singing all hail king cobra's magic. Trolls are jealous Kobes is better functioning with his alcoholism than most people.
7:03:
Says he has an awesome chick helping him with his music. Reads texts. He can remake all his shirts on bonfire without copyright problems. Reading texts.
9:10:
Talks about cradle of filth and Ozzy and how his parents didn't want him listening to cradle of filth. Shows off his cradle of filth tattoo. People are photo shopping his tattoo to say something different.
10:58:
Has to stop smacking his phone and learn to control his temper. Homedad Clint learned to control his temper after seeing Kobes lose his temper.
12:40:
Talks about Summer and his Ozzy knuckles.
14:11:
KingSoapraJFS . Talks about his tactical soap commercial.
16:44:
Moar beer. Not an alcoholic. Beer jokes. He's working on a new album called Satan's Bell. His inner Ozzy comes out when he drinks. Reads chat.
19:58:
Back to cradle of filth. Danny filth shriek. Kobes is straight for of age women and his trolls are gay for him. Of age used to be automatically implied but people in San Francisco trying to legalise paedophiles. Compares his trolls to chimos.
24:02:
They should legalise pot instead of paedophiles. Biden hair sniffer. Fake news. Kobes is an independent. Leave Trump alone. Both sides!
26:16:
Gun control. Fuck mass shootings. Gun sperging.
29:26:
Kobes would build a shooting range behind his dream house. Bell tower and shooting videos TWU.
30:44:
Trolls make Kobes more famous. Don't feel sorry for him feel sorry for society. Kobes would fuck the shit out of spooky girl if it was consensual. Excited spooky girl might visit him.
31:58:
Mysterious knock on the door. Returns and says grow the fuck up dude. Moving on. Trolls. Back to talking about spooky girl. If he is still single when spooky girl comes to town. Trolls need help for their cobra problem more than he needs help for his drinking problem.
37:13:
Says there's a lot of shit he doesn't talk about on YouTube and all this trolling is going to come to an end.
Nobody tells cobra when he can and cannot drink rant. Not an alcoholic.
2:43:
Shills bonfire. Reads troll texts. Owning the trolls by blocking deleting and ignoring. Texting and trolls.
5:17:
Plays a message singing all hail king cobra's magic. Trolls are jealous Kobes is better functioning with his alcoholism than most people.
7:03:
Says he has an awesome chick helping him with his music. Reads texts. He can remake all his shirts on bonfire without copyright problems. Reading texts.
9:10:
Talks about cradle of filth and Ozzy and how his parents didn't want him listening to cradle of filth. Shows off his cradle of filth tattoo. People are photo shopping his tattoo to say something different.
10:58:
Has to stop smacking his phone and learn to control his temper. Homedad Clint learned to control his temper after seeing Kobes lose his temper.
12:40:
Talks about Summer and his Ozzy knuckles.
14:11:
KingSoapraJFS . Talks about his tactical soap commercial.
16:44:
Moar beer. Not an alcoholic. Beer jokes. He's working on a new album called Satan's Bell. His inner Ozzy comes out when he drinks. Reads chat.
19:58:
Back to cradle of filth. Danny filth shriek. Kobes is straight for of age women and his trolls are gay for him. Of age used to be automatically implied but people in San Francisco trying to legalise paedophiles. Compares his trolls to chimos.
24:02:
They should legalise pot instead of paedophiles. Biden hair sniffer. Fake news. Kobes is an independent. Leave Trump alone. Both sides!
26:16:
Gun control. Fuck mass shootings. Gun sperging.
29:26:
Kobes would build a shooting range behind his dream house. Bell tower and shooting videos TWU.
30:44:
Trolls make Kobes more famous. Don't feel sorry for him feel sorry for society. Kobes would fuck the shit out of spooky girl if it was consensual. Excited spooky girl might visit him.
31:58:
Mysterious knock on the door. Returns and says grow the fuck up dude. Moving on. Trolls. Back to talking about spooky girl. If he is still single when spooky girl comes to town. Trolls need help for their cobra problem more than he needs help for his drinking problem.
37:13:
Says there's a lot of shit he doesn't talk about on YouTube and all this trolling is going to come to an end.
Start
Shows off his order had to read his receipt because he forgot what he ordered.
2:23:
Licks cheese sauce off his lid and makes a sauce combination.
04:56:
Sipping on nacho cheese sauce
6:41:
Shows off his sauce combination . Sauce and tatolays (can't spell)
9:44:
Shills taco John's breakfast #notasponsor
11:17:
Starts jumping but he's still working on the fries. It's probably because he keeps getting calls which he's ignoring so he can focus on the video.
15:51:
Check out that drip action
18:50:
Beauty bite. Burrito Yukbang. Sets it aside to try his other burrito.
20:00:
Explains queso. Yukbang.
21:32:
Goes back to his other burrito. Saving the other one for later. Takes a couple of bites. Saving the rest for later.
25:35:
Decides to eat more of the burrito. Says he's not drunk. Yet.
26:27:
Show that logo. Snack it and smack it. Cleans up his table before he leaves because he used to work in fast food. Does a restaurant review and gives a final thoughts review on his food.
Shows off his order had to read his receipt because he forgot what he ordered.
2:23:
Licks cheese sauce off his lid and makes a sauce combination.
04:56:
Sipping on nacho cheese sauce
6:41:
Shows off his sauce combination . Sauce and tatolays (can't spell)
9:44:
Shills taco John's breakfast #notasponsor
11:17:
Starts jumping but he's still working on the fries. It's probably because he keeps getting calls which he's ignoring so he can focus on the video.
15:51:
Check out that drip action
18:50:
Beauty bite. Burrito Yukbang. Sets it aside to try his other burrito.
20:00:
Explains queso. Yukbang.
21:32:
Goes back to his other burrito. Saving the other one for later. Takes a couple of bites. Saving the rest for later.
25:35:
Decides to eat more of the burrito. Says he's not drunk. Yet.
26:27:
Show that logo. Snack it and smack it. Cleans up his table before he leaves because he used to work in fast food. Does a restaurant review and gives a final thoughts review on his food.
New BCV:
Jared reminds me very specifically of Fedsmoker in this picture. Separated at birth.
@Broseph Stalin amazing work with the OP TMDWU
Clint's Burden
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Jared always reminded me of a dirty Tom Segura.
KillThemCrackasBabies
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I guess there's no reason to think he went off to any grand adventure or anything too dissimilar to any of his countless other reject friends, but I'd be interested to see where ol Couch Chris ended up. One of the best parts of The Wendy's Saga videos was finding out Jord didn't apparently even actually know homeboy that well before inviting him to live in the apartment, just "through some friends".
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What the fuck is this sped talking about? If you're driving blow into the Ohio region, it's from Texas and/or the gulf coast region.
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- Oct 25, 2020
definitely *looks* like him. i dunno how much faith to put in this website, but check out the rap sheet: public intox, dwi, possession, etc. cobes sure knows how to pick emThat might or might not be the right Jared Brown, though the details check out with a lot of what's in the below link.
Jared Wayne Brown of Angleton, TX, arrests, mugshots, charges and convictions | Arrest Facts
Jared Wayne Brown of Angleton, TX, arrests, mugshots, charges and convictions | Arrest Facts
Looks like he found his way to Texas.
Clint's Burden
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It’s been tried. Chris wants no contact and wants nothing to do with Josh or any of this. Lots of people end up like that.
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