Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

Ok, let's say Cobes could get a job that isn't a Wnd Maker and not have to deal with trolls. What jobs do you honestly think he would qualify for in his current state?
Josh is smart and capable enough to have a lot of jobs (even though he's full boglim). I'd bet laziness and mental illness would make it really hard to keep a job. I was thinking about what it'd be like for him to work in a grocery store or warehouse (or just something that requires a lot of stocking) and I think the interpersonal stuff would get him in a lot of trouble. Talking back etc. ----- maybe just maybe though having to interact/work might really change his attitude. When Josh is happy and sees his friends more regularly, he is a lot of fun.

minor powerlevel: The easiest/coziest job I ever had was liquor store clerk. It paid like dogshit but I sat on my ass and read books for most of my shift (long solo shifts on the weekdays, never got busy until after 5/6, all of the actual 'work' can be finished within the first hour of clocking in). Josh could do that (or something similar) so long as he isn't working alone and doesn't need to be trusted with any money/counting, but being in a liquor store all day would kill him.
 
Josh is smart and capable enough to have a lot of jobs (even though he's full boglim). I'd bet laziness and mental illness would make it really hard to keep a job. I was thinking about what it'd be like for him to work in a grocery store or warehouse (or just something that requires a lot of stocking) and I think the interpersonal stuff would get him in a lot of trouble. Talking back etc. ----- maybe just maybe though having to interact/work might really change his attitude. When Josh is happy and sees his friends more regularly, he is a lot of fun.
idk about the job thing. One of his catch phrases during those Wendy's Saga videos was "I may not be one of the fastest workers there, but I am one of the hardest!". Considering his job was to wipe up tables (fast food places generally still make customers clean up after themselves as far as the trays go), take out trash every so often, and maybe occasionally the monumental task of switching out teas, and he by his own admission still found a way to dotter while being saddled with those very minor responsibilities, I genuinely think he'd never be able to hold down any other work. And then consider the Wendy's era was him at his most productive and he was far more proud of being a "hard worker". Warehouse work sounds idiot proof, but it's fast paced and you still need a good grasp of what you're doing, however monotonous as it is. If he freely admitted he worked his make-busy fast food gig, a warehouse position would be way too much.
 
And then consider the Wendy's era was him at his most productive and he was far more proud of being a "hard worker". Warehouse work sounds idiot proof, but it's fast paced and you still need a good grasp of what you're doing, however monotonous as it is. If he freely admitted he worked his make-busy fast food gig, a warehouse position would be way too much.
I always tend to overestimate Cobes. I just want our little buddy to shine like the dark star he is.

lol 'not the fastest but certainly the hardest' what does working harder than everyone else even look like when wiping tables
 
Sorry if this was discussed a million years ago, but I searched the thread and couldn’t find a mention and I don’t use Reddit.
Do any cool cobras know why/when the artwork to Love and Vanity was taken off Bandcamp?
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It's copywrited material used as album covers, all his albums are gothic looking hot topic 2000 era art which have been made by MySpace artists.
 
Here's his latest stream:
Says the internet was slow all day. Lists off his Taco Bell order.
1:04:
Straight into the yukbang. Says they didn’t fuck up the order this time hopefully.
6:21:
Doesn’t care that he has a skullet. Back to yukbang.
12:29:
Talking about completing this food challenge. Starting to feel full. Back to yukbang.
16:00:
Saves the last one for later. Cleans up.
17:45:
Talks about his baja blast and mango fiesta tea drink combination .
This is the stream I was missing from earlier this week. All up to date now.

Start:
Going to make just one drink combo because he’s not an alcoholic. Whiskey, orange juice and cranberry juice TWU. Bans someone for calling him KingCovid JFS in chat. Joking about coof is not cool. Antioxidants and vitamin c in this drink combination.
3:43:
Adds 7up to his drink combination and puts habanero sauce in his drink combination for the antioxidants.
6:05:
Took the lathe out of the box but is waiting on Homedad Clint to set it up. Tries his drink combination and sauce the habanero flavour compliments the orange juice.
10:20:
Describes his drink as a modern hot toddy. Says it’s an acquired taste. Said he had $500 in his PayPal so he bought groceries and a huge Door Dash order. He didn’t even ask for the money. Donating to his PayPal means he can get supplies for drink combinations and food videos and wand supplies.
13:13:
Talks about how he wants to cook lamb in beer and butter.
14:13:
Says he has slow mode on so it’s easier for him to read the comments. Talks about his drink combination.
15:47:
You don’t have to donate to his PayPal but it’s greatly appreciated. Grass fed lamb. He thinks the lamb died of natural causes. Back to talking about his drink.
31:00:
Talking about coffee coca cola and ranting about coca cola being anti-white. He ordered the coffee coke anyway. Talks about the video he did a response to about a school taking kids to a gay bar. It’s okay to bring kids to bras on Halloween so they can trick or treat there.
23:49:
Kobes explains how to teach children tolerance without needing to bring kids to a gay bar. Kobes waiting patiently on the of age goth girl of his dreams. Talks about the woman who gave him a ride home on Halloween. Talks about his drink combination.
26:18:
Kobes didn’t get number from the woman who gave him a ride home on Halloween because he didn’t want to seem desperate. Talks about getting kicked out of Frostys on Halloween. Back to talking about his drink combination.
30:33:
Talks about his song troll slayer. Plays the video he took to cobra growl from for the song. Talks about cobras. Kobes is naturally gifted with snakes. Handling poisonous snakes advice.
33:14:
Shows off his anti-rape shirt. Plays troll slayer.
35:20:
Explains his drink when you’re of age lyrics and does an alcohol PSA. Back to the song.
39:36:
Talking about how his music has gotten better since Hells Advocate. Back to the song.
41:20:
Talks about his ava grawnday sound. Makes a fart noise with his mouth when he tries to say focus. Gothic foot. Talks about God. Gender relations and God.
45:02:
Says he unboxed his shop vac and it works beautifully. Talks about how he’s keeping this apartment cleaner than his old apartment. Back to talking about his drink.
50:13:
Shows off the coffee coke and reads the box. Kobes is going to drink them despite coca cola’s anti white rhetoric. Reads the nutritional information on the can and talks about how he stays thin. Talks about his drink.
1:00:00:
Adds whiskey to his coffee coke. Talks about his drink. He recommends coffee coke.
1:02:33:
Ranting about coca cola being anti-white. Race relations. People identifying as emojis rant.
1:07:30:
Talks about the lathe and all the wands he’s going to make with it.
1:10:27:
Puts on a Good Mythical Morning video for 2 seconds. Gordon Ramsay and Mythical Chef Josh inspire Kobes to cook. Talks about his chicken alfredo recipe and his stuffed meatballs recipe. Talks about his drink combination from earlier. Talks about his chicken fried steak recipe.
1:15:51:
Back to the video. Talks about working in fast food. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Talks about cinnamon pretzels. He has a hole in his pjs. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Talking about people being picky with genres of metal. Sings some Slipknot.
1:23:00:
Slipknot vocal cover.
1:24:14:
Slipknot vocal cover for 2 seconds. He has a spider in his apartment. Talks to the spider.
1:26:42:
Moar whiskey and coffee coke. Back to the vocal cover.
1:30:22:
Not the best at matching Slipknot but points for effort. Back to the vocal cover.
1:31:37:
Talks about one of the Slipknot masks. Back to Slipknot vocal cover.
1:36:30:
Says he can sing like Slipknot. Complains about his cold affecting his singing voice. 70s and 80s were the best decades for music.
1:38:08:
Doing another vocal cover but stops after 2 seconds and starts guitar shredding.
1:43:43:
Back to the vocal cover. He’s singing into the whiskey bottle. Stops after 5 seconds and puts on the video for 2 seconds and then fucks off into the kitchen.
1:48:41:
He’s microwaving egg rolls.
1:49:50:
Returns. Talks about egg rolls. Yukbang. Back to the video.
1:52:59:
Kobes loves Asian cuisine. Cultural relations. Talks about bullying people in high school. Some people are just annoying. Back to talking about egg rolls.
2:01:12:
Kobes doesn’t eat much when he’s sick so 4 chopstick food is fine for now. Cultures supporting sick fuck behaviour. Back to talking about egg rolls. Food helps you feel better when you are sick. Discuss.
2:07:06:
Going to drink at home for a while. He’s a YouTube celebrity. Talks about his whiskey and coffee coke drink combination. Frozen microwave food good for convenience.
2:09:52:
Talks about his new album. Shout out to Deathbed Tapes. Moar alcohol.
2:12:10:
Not an alcoholic cope. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Butt hole joke. Kobes often makes funny jokes while watching GMM and posts them in the comments. Talks us through the process of him putting on his bandana and collar. How Kobes gets his goth look. Back to the video.
2:19:00:
I don’t know why he’s whispering and being very weird here saying bad things come to bad people. Back to the video.
2:20:48:
Grabs his bachelor slippers. Back to the video.
2:24:00:
Drink sniffing and talking about his drink. Back to the video. Talks about if he made a version of the video he’s watching. Back to the video.
2:29:25:
Sneezes a giant snot bubble and wipes it on his clothes. Talks about his snots. Back to the video.
2:33:10:
Kobes loves snakes and bugs. Back to the video. He’s just sitting in silence watching the video.
2:39:20:
For no reason whatsoever Fuck sickos and fuck the forbidden 4. Back to the video.
2:43:40:
Whispering about how good he can sing. Moar alcohol.
2:45:10:
Killing me softly vocal cover. Stirs his drink with his wand. Vapes cbd. He keeps pausing the song to vape.
2:48:18:
Starts the vocal cover.
2:52:20:
Back to the video. Talking about people saying yeah yeah yeah to make fun of people. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Liquor piss.
2:56:47:
Returns, Back to the video.
3:00:25:
Yelling at the price of the ingredients for the video he’s watching and then sits in silence. Back to the video.
I think it would be funny if it turned out that Kobes actually did have coof and just drank his way through it. He thinks grass fed free range meat is from animals that died of natural causes. I almost don't want him to know the truth.
 
Here's more BCV summaries and archives. Starting on 2013
Happy New Years 2013-01-02
Josh starts the video talking at his new years party and how he got drunk, Chris leaves to let in his brother called Josh in. Josh traded his zippo back for a lighter and talks about wanting to trade zippos | 2:00 Chris and Matt enter Josh's apartment | 2:00 Chris and Matt laugh at Josh and Chris just takes one of Josh's cigarettes | 2:45 Josh talks about being really drunk and drank ash and water from a red dixie cup and didn't know | 3:00 Josh and Chris just got finished watching Texas Chainsaw massacre | 3:55 it's 2013, the world didn't end | 4:11 Josh got paid and paid his bills but his BC rich warlock guitar has a problem with his amp jack | 4:33 Chris tells Josh not to shoot a Monster can used as an ashtray | 4:45 Josh is drinking energy drinks before he goes to work, he went into work yesterday with a hangover | 5:07 the new Cradle of Filth has done it again with an awesome album | 5:32 Josh says the other Josh is in camo because he's part of ZRT with Chris | 5:55 Josh asks cobra if they've found a hermit (referring to Chris) and ask him if his milk is ok but it may be out of date | 6:28 Job Corp used powdered milk | 7:00 Cobra asking Josh if he "got a thing out" | 7:20 Josh doesn't want to risk getting caught smoking weed because he has a job | 8:50 Josh plays his own music while Chris and the other Josh play games on the futon | 9:40 Josh says the song is about washed out rock stars who aren't famous anymore | 16:30 Happy new years and tells people if they like his music they can buy it


The new Cradle of Filth Album kicks ass and I play some acoustic guitar 2013-01-02
Chris and other Josh are playing on Josh's PlayStation behind him | Josh talks about the new Cradle of Filth album and liked it | 1:04 Josh is going to cash his check and pay off his builds and also buy some fun stuff | 1:26 still needs to get his guitar fixed, his amp jack is fucked | 1:48 Chris asks Josh if he wants to sell his guitar because Chris's dad would buy it for $65-$70 but Josh says he wont be selling it | 2:24 Josh is going to go down to Mr.Money pawn shop and look at guitars and says his BC Rich Warlock guitar really means a lot to him and talks about having it through high school | 3:34 Josh tries to get Chris's attention and tell him he's taking it to the store to get fixed. Chris says ok... | 4:00 Josh says Chris paid half of this months rent and Josh helps out with gas and they split the groceries. Chris has a job but he needs to be called in for scheduling | 4:27 cash his check and go get his guitar fixed | 4:49 Josh laughs at the $60 offer from Chris and says he spent $177.77 for it originally. Josh says it's a rare guitar | 5:15 Josh says he busted his ass through a paper route in Dakota weather to pay for the guitar | 5:30 new CoF album kicks ass | 6:29 Josh shows his guitar and says it really means a lot to him | 8:20 Josh said he had his guitar when he was in Job Corp and there's some sticky stuff on the body of the guitar and he goes to wash it in the kitchen | 9:15 Josh cleans the guitar and says its his first guitar | 9:52 people say BC Rich's are shitty but he's had his for 13 years (making him 9 years old when he got it) | 11:30 guitar has seen him through all the guitar in his life | 12:00 Josh his hesitant to go to Hill Music but bought his acoustic guitar case from there | 13:50 Josh plays his acoustic guitar | 16:39 Josh angles his camera so you can see Chris and Josh | 16:50 Josh says when his guitar was broken in Job Corp, he would borrow his friends acoustic guitar | 18:26 Josh shows off how to practice picking | 32:16 Josh shows off the tuner on his guitar and it's broken | 40:00 Josh hopes you could hear the guitar over the game but Chris says the game is louder | 40:20 Josh's acoustic is a Fender T-Bucket electric | 41:12 Josh mocks people downvoting his long videos | 41:55 Josh drinks energy drinks to get him in the mood for work | 42:22 Josh has no more cigarettes | 43:00 Josh mocks people saying he has a smokers cough | 43:50 Josh drinks some Bacardi and says it's the first sip of alcohol since New Years | 45:12 Josh saw a Gibson SG for $400 in Mr. Money | 46:00 Josh got $709 with his pay check and makes over $1,400 a month. They increased his hours at work so he no longer gets SSI.| 46:30 Josh says Chris works | 47:00 Josh got a comment making fun of Chris' ZRT run and tells them to prepare for Vampires. Chris says he's preparing for them too | 47:28 Josh talks about vampires | 48:00 Josh got a $50 Spencer's gift card from Stephanie, he may get a new pair of vampire fangs from Spencer's tomorrow | 49:00 Chris says there are 3 parties coming up soon and Chris says they will be partying like Mexicans | 49:20 Josh says Mexicans nap all the time because they work hard and makes Chuck Norris jokes | 50:28 Josh can't pronounce Tostitos |

Cleaning up the apartment and wand work 2013-01-03
Josh has started working on a bone handled wand | 0:25 Josh has been cleaning up the apartment, cleaned his bed, emptied his ash trays but the futon area is Chris' area. And says when he's not helping friends he plays Xbox. Josh says he wont clean it up, it's down to Chris | 1:05 Josh rattles off things he needs to clean | 1:58 Josh is out helping his sister and niece | 2:11 Josh's van broke down on the way to pick up Josh from Wendys | 2:29 Josh says Chris paid half the rent and says he's helping him out and he helps Josh out | the wand is going to look sick when it's done

Just got of work 2013-01-03
Josh starts the video, Chris can be seen with his brother Josh in the background. Chris seems annoyed that Josh has started recording a video by saying "Really?". Josh ignores Chris and carries on talking about his new pipe | 00:04 Josh went to the liquor shed and bought a new brown pipe, two pipe tools and gave one to Chris and also a cigar | 00:44 Josh paid $17 for the new pipe, $15 pipe tobacco and some change for the pipe tool | 1:12 Chris and Josh talk about big tits | 1:52 Chris' brother Josh says he knew someone in high school that had to get back surgery because her tits were too big | 2:15 Chris says a woman tried killing her husband with their tits | 2:42 Josh bought a 6 pack of Guinness and Samuel Addams but he lost 3 bottles | 3:57 Chris' brother asks Chris if he wants to play some chess but Chris wants to watch anime | 4:17 Josh wants to get a 357 Magnum | 5:00 Chris and his brother talk about guns | 3:56 Josh saw a bunch of cops on the way to work in Casper. Josh says there was another shootout but Chris' brother said that that was last month | 8:26 Josh has heard rumour that Obama wants to ban guns | 8:43 Chris and his brother interrupt Josh and says he doesn't want to be corrected | 10:00 Josh got paid today and he paid $46 to get it repaired | 10:46 Josh puts an ashtray next to Chris and Chris asks if he's going to come watch it and mentioned he fucked up the video before this one and had to re-do it | 11:25 Josh says it's easier to get a gun then a drivers license but Chris corrects him. Josh politely tells him to stop correcting him | 13:18 Chris' brother says the women at the DMV are ugly and bitchy | 13:44 Josh says you don't need a person to have sex, get a sex doll or a vibrator | 13:57 Josh says he's thought about getting a sex doll | 14:10 Josh talks about a sex doll and says if he gets a sex doll it wont mean he will be cheating | 14:30 Josh starts talking about spitting to jerk off then Chris throws in grapefruit and him and his brother laugh at Josh | 14:51 Josh says Stephanie is several miles away and Chris' brother tells him to cheat or something? Josh talks about cheating on her and says he felt guilty. While Josh was talking, Chris was doing the 'pussy whipped' motion with his hand to his brother | 15:20 Josh calls himself an honest gentleman | 15:50 Josh wants to have Stephanie last as long as it can because she's his first girlfriend. Josh didn't want to lie to Stephanie because he loves and respects her | 17:24 Josh watches some of the anime and Chris mentions they will be fucking | 17:55 Chris' brother talks about them being British vampires and says it's stupid | 19:53 Josh talks about the cops in Casper again | 20:11 Josh's parents and grandparents and told him they would be so upset if he got a Josh and his dad couldn't sleep at night knowing he had one | 20:30 Chris' brother asked Josh if he was coming to Cheyanne but Josh is working and they say it's a serious ZRT event. Chris' brother is an officer of ZRT | 22:40 Josh wants to get a gun and has his eye on a side by side shotgun |

Why I should join the ZRT 2013-01-04
0:30 Josh talks about ZRT (Zombie Response Team) and explains why he wants to join | 2:15 never shot a real gun before but he has BB guns and then talks about his autism and say he can learn | 2:59 Josh blows smoke rings with his cigar to impress | 3:25 talks about his first job as a paper delivery boy in junior high and says he was one of the best there | 4:55 spent 4 months in North Dakota with the paper route to buy his BC Rich Warlock electric guitar and talks about it's importance | 5:40 going to try and take his guitar to be fixed at Rockstar music store | 6:00 wants to make more friends, be more social, more active member of the community and teach him so survival skills if he got accepted into ZRT | 9:00 talks about cigars and says he pays attention to details | 10:02 cigar smoke rings | 10:10 hasn't shot a real gun | 10:30 talks about the time he shot berries with his airsoft shotgun at his parents house

Kim Kardashian is having a baby WTF 2013-01-04
Josh talks about Kim Kardashian and her having a kid and then her kid growing up and seeing her sex tape | 00:41 some people shouldn't be able to reproduce like him for example | 1:33 Kim Kardashian again | 3:00 Josh was watching the Simpsons and says he was a bigger fan of Family Guy | 3:55 Josh doesn't like Hulu and talks about commercials | 4:50 Josh says his parents used to order Netflix by mail but then switched to Netflix on the Wii | 5:00 Josh doesn't mind Netflix but there's not a lot of movies he likes on there | 5:28 Josh farts twice and says it's Jesus' second coming | 6:50 Josh watches a news video about Kim Kardashian and rants about celebrities | 7:05 Josh talks about if he got Stephanie pregnant and losing his SSI and nobody would care | 7:28 Josh looks up to Ozzy and Dani Filth | 7:55 Josh try's looking for an autographed autobiography of Ozzy, walks past Chris sleeping and then shoes Ozzy's book | 9:00 Kardashians only going out with black people or rappers | 9:50 hypothetical of the Kardashians kid growing up and getting bullied by other kids about their sex tapes | 10:22 Josh would rather watch a dog take a shit then watch Keeping up with Kardashians and does a funny hypothetical tv show about dogs shitting | 11:20 Josh will laugh if the baby comes out white and it's Eminem's kid | 15:40 Josh reads the back of Ozzy's book |

Hue Hefner got married again WTF 2013-01-04
Josh smokes a cigar and talks about making a Kim Kardashian joke and talks about Hue Hefner and mocks him for being 86 year old marrying an 18 year old and does an old man impression | 2:21 Josh talks about Hue Hefner dying during sex | 3:50 Josh the E channel is about bimbos and for stupid assholes | 4:20 Josh says people would be up in arms if a regular old man started dating a younger woman | 4:50 Josh talks about Stephanie and having really long sex sessions. Chris is behind Josh snoring | 6:10 Sex is a great calorie burner | 7:00 smoking after sex is the best and says his first cigarette after sex with Stephanie was a Malboro red and then says he doesn't date Stephanie just for sex | 8:12 back to Hue Hefner getting married and then says Stephanie is a computer nerd, doesn't drink or smoke but they like the same music | 9:10 hypothetical of Hue Hefner dying during sex | 10:45 Josh talks about drinking during New Years | 11:30 old people having sex | 12:40 Josh does a Mask impression | 15:40 Josh is hyper and it's 5:18am and he hasn't slept yet and does some growling into his cup |

I got a new electric guitar on the way 2013-01-05
Chris is behind Josh playing on the Xbox and Josh says he's getting a new guitar next week | 00:22 Josh wanted to get a gun but saw some keyboards | 00:37 Josh saw a BC Rich with two pickups and a whammy bar, it fell into his hands but he didn't have enough money so it's on lay away | 1:26 the guitar cost $503.99 and Josh paid $400 and has to pay the difference by next week | 2:33 Josh's name is on it so it's his | 2:53 Josh is feeling sick | 3:00 Josh works 5pm until close and says he drank last night and passed out | 3:50 the guitar is all black and his current guitar isn't working, the amp jack is broken | 4:52 Josh has a ticket he got for driving Chris' van to pay for by next month | 6:15 Josh finished playing his game and says it was awesome

After work 2013-01-06
Josh just finished work, fills his zippos | 3:54 Chris is bringing is brother Josh over | 5:40 Josh was just texting Trapped and says he's working on it | 6:35 Josh plays around with Skype | 8:20 Josh says Chris living with him may be temporary or not and says if Stephanie moves in with him and he will have to talk to Chris. Josh says Stephanie's mom wants her to stay with them but Josh is cool with whatever | 10:50 Josh says the last time he did a Skype call, he got trolls | 11:40 Josh got told on Facebook to listen to some real goth bands | 12:00 Josh says Cradle of Filth are goth | 13:20 Josh gets on Skype and is talking to someone | 13;:40 Josh says Chris is working on a video for Josh and is putting some cool photos on | 14:10 Josh went to work, had a Christmas party and is smoking | 14:50 at the Christmas party they just ate food and it was non alcoholic because there were kids there | 15:43 Josh says Chris has a job at a roofing company but is waiting for a call back | 16:00 Josh talks about Wendys and says it's fast pace | 16:49 Josh gives a shout out to James Gabriel | 18:30 Josh plays his song Blood Cemetery | 20:27 Josh has tried battling trolls but he wins some and loses some, he just deletes comments now | 22:00 Josh answers a call from another person on Skype | 22:30 Josh said he used to smoke weed but got caught and he prioritised his job and apartment and talks about weed | 23:15 Josh gets asked about Stephanie, she's doing good, graduating from Job Corp soon and may be moving in with him. Josh isn't sure if Chris is going to live with him but he needs to speak to him. They talk about Chris having a job | 24:10 Josh answers a call from another fan | 25:52 Josh talks to some fans about his music |

Thinking about playing gigs at bars to better advertise my music 2013-01-06
Josh has been doing a lot of thinking about his music | 0:42 Josh was thinking about going to bars to play his music, he's a little nervous but has a good feeling about it | 1:29 Josh talks about going to talent shows at Job Corp. The first time he did a vocal cover of Linkin Park in the End but was too nervous. Second time, he was going through some shit with love and wrote 'Dark side of love' from his fourth album and people really loved it. People called him "a modern day Cradle of Filth" | 2:50 he didn't get in because the lyrics were too much because it wasn't positive and was really dark | 3:35 the third time he went to talent night he sang Blue Diamonds in the Mist, a song he did about a girl he had a crush on before Stephanie | 4:00 Josh has been training for his moment to play at bars | 4:30 Josh wont get anywhere with his music if he just sits at home doing YouTube videos | 5:20 zippo tricks | 5:50 he thinks people watch him because he's out there with his views and says trolls obsess over him but it only makes him famous | 7:50 Josh has been getting better at ignoring trolls and not letting them get to him. It wont make him stop making videos | 8:19 Sanford's in town does open gigs so he thinks about going there to play music | 9:13 Josh talks about the Skype calls in his last video | 9:30 Josh wants to be unique and play his own music at the bar | 10:30 Josh's first music gig was Ozzy Osbourne Black Rain Tour and had chills | 12:00 smoking hasn't effected his health | 12:20 Josh talks about doing an blood oxygen test at Job Corp and has 98% oxygen | 13:00 Josh wants to do gigs and talks about if his music career kicks off, he will ask Wendys for time off work | 13:50 fuck the haters, he wishes he knew that from the start | 15:11 Josh is taking his brother back home | 13:58 talks about playing at gigs and performing in front of people | 16:00 Josh talks about going to a lodge in Job Corp, was playing a song and his friend said he heard the song before. He was shocked that people know his music | 17:30 Josh wants to get a Jackson Warrior guitar but his BC Rich is broken | 18:37 Josh talks about writing a novel in Job Corp and was typing it out on his computer but hasn't finished it | 19:05 Josh talks about wanting to be a comedian and mentions Ron White | 19:30 Josh hocks up a loogie | 20:30 Josh lists off stuff he needs to do to be able to play live at gigs | 22:50 Josh talks about Talent Night at Job Corp and said he wasn't in a group, he hung out with everyone | 24:!4 Josh sacrificed money for booze and tobacco and bought the new guitar at the pawn shop | 25:05 if he can get a girlfriend, he can and said he's been into girls since he was 12 years old |

Legalize pot for the grater good of man kind 2013-01-07
Josh was talking to a fan on Skype and said his heart is twisted and weird but he found it leads to a positive solution | 3:00 Josh starts talking to a fan on Skype | 4:39 it's 1:14am and says small things get to him | 7:10 Josh talks about legalising weed and taxing it but then talks about the points about not legalising it | 9:00 Josh qualifies for medical weed but Wyoming doesn't allow it | 10:00 last Thursday, Josh went to work at Wendys and there was cop cars everywhere. There was two shootings, one in a hotel and one at a Mexican restaurant and talks about gun control | 13:10 Josh says around Halloween last year, his town was told to look out for someone butchering women in parks | 13:40 Josh says politicians should get high for the stress | 14:16 drug war, prisons, money etc | 16:40 Josh talks about getting stoned in school and most of the songs on his iPod are songs he discovered when he was stoned and talks about Hawthorne Heights | 27:05 Josh talks about his first Christmas break at Job Corp and smoked some weed and watched Friends stoned

Random video 2013-01-08
0:35 Josh just got back from Subway with his step-mom | 1:20 it's 2pm but he has work at 4pm | 2:20 Josh talks about getting a motorised scooter after he gets his guitar fixed | 3:00 likes that his hair is still black and hasn't faded out | 4:10 hair used to be really long but had to cut it | Josh smokes and says nothing | 8:20 Josh is thinking of getting black hair extensions but they are expensive | 11:28 Josh gets out his acoustic guitar and starts to play | 22:10 Stops playing guitar |

Learning how to play pan flute part 1 2013-01-08
Josh's parents went to Romania to teach and bought Josh an authentic hand made Romanian pan flute | 0:50 Josh plays the flute | 2:33 Josh watches a video about how to play the pan flute | 16:57 playing the pan flute is hard |

Working on an album cover for my 5th cd 2013-01-08
Josh just woke up and starts brushing his hair | 0:50 Josh tried to make a video yesterday morning and then talks about working on the album cover for his 5th album | 1:48 Josh came home and Chris is out doing something | 2:20 Josh says Chris came home yesterday and told him the internet was down and then says macs can't get viruses | 2:40 Josh's grandparents switched to mac from PCs | 4:00 Steve Jobs smoked weed | 4:50 Chris discovered Josh unplugged the router by mistake and then he deleted some videos he filmed | 5:30 Josh got some twinkies in the mail and said it was the first time he tried them | 6:30 Josh gave Chris a twinkie | 8:00 one missed call from Chris and says after he got home from work at 4pm he went back to sleep | 9:00 Josh talks about his album cover and says making the album art before the songs gives him inspiration to make the songs | 10:30 Josh makes his album art on Gimp and said he posted a link on Facebook | 11:50 gets paid next week and said he's working from Friday to Sunday and thanks Wendys for giving him more hours | 12:37 Josh has his rent paid early and says his dad lectures him on paying his bills | 13:50 Josh had dental work in Job Corp to straighten out the canine tooth on his right side | 16:30 Josh has a tray of chocolates and says chocolate is good for you. He got them for Christmas | 18:49 Josh got a machine to make custom soda for Christmas |

The past two days 2013-01-10
Josh went to a crazy party and thanks a person called top hat | 0:17 Josh just got back from ghost town diner and bought a pen and paper to write down lyrics in | 1:35 Josh reads lyrics to a song called Fire | 3:58 Josh sent to Mr money before the party and didn't get his guitar and they don't do refunds. Lesson learned | 4:55 only got a small pay check yesterday and bought eyeliner a tobacco, no booze and bought KFC for the party and got drunk | 6:10 Josh smacked a girl's ass at a top hats party and she was married. Was 30 miles away from Casper | 7:15 bad cough | 8:00 dogs at the party | 9:00 Chris was worried if Josh left and talks to Chris about the party | 10:05 Josh lists the drinks he drank at the party | 11:40 everyone liked Josh besides two girls. Josh was bring himself | 13:00 Chris gave Josh Jameson's at the party | 13:50 Josh claims Chris has Asperger's | 14:00 Chris plays a song for Josh | 15:20 only a few girls there but there was no music at the party | 16:25 Josh bought a monster, $20 for gas and went to ghost town | 17:05 Chris jams out go dubstep | 17:45 Josh says Chris needs to clean the apartment and Josh is giving him the end the end of the month to get a job and his own place. Josh liked having him over and it was a pleasant experience having a roommate | 19:00 Josh doesn't like country dubstep | 19:35 there's a hot chick in TV and Josh checks her out and cat call her

Making a grapefruit energy drink 2013-01-11
Josh makes an energy drink with a soda maker at his apartment | 3:15 Chris says something behind him and starts giggling |

Life lessons 2013-01-11
Josh just woke up, brushes his hair and says he has work at 6 so he's got plenty of time to chill before work | 4:40 there was a school shooting and someone killed some people at a school and talks about gun control | 7:30 approves of armed officers in schools | 10:00 having armed police at schools would stop kids ditching school | 11:30 if Josh had a kid he would like to have an armed police officer in the school to protect them | 13:30 if you want to kill, do it in a video game | 14:50 every moment in life is precious | 23:50 Josh is sick of people killing themselves, if you want to kill people go to war | 25:17 talks about abortion | 26:50 Josh was happy and care free but now he sees the stuff that isn't right | 31:16 if you dress like a skank, you'll get stares | 34:00 Josh talks about the stories he's writing to make into books (special Blonde) | 43:31 Josh has to take care of the car ticket, fix his guitar and get his driving license this month | 43:55 Josh was driving Chris' van and got caught by a cop | 44:33 Josh talks about JK Rowling and Harry Potter and her difficulty getting her book published. Josh compares this to his music | 45:50 a fan contacting him on fb how to kill themselves | 46:00 be prepared for anything including zombies | 47:45 things happen for a reason, like being kicked out of Job Corp and works at Wendys | 49:39 working on his next album

After Work Deep Tthinking 2013-01-12
Josh finished working but someone left. Josh can't find his eyeliner | 1:12 Chris turns on the tv to play games loud | 2:50 custom Jager energy drink and calls it a cobra Jager bomb | 5:40 co-workers fighting at Wendys before closing time | 6:25 back to working his co-workers fighting and how it happened again | 7:30 Josh stays out of the drama | 7:55 Josh has enough drama in his life and talks about his responsibilities at work | 9:00 Josh mops up when Wendys closes | 9:50 Chris coughs and then turns off Josh's light and moved a racing chair off Josh's futon | 12:20 Josh gives a shout out for a UK fan | 12:50 Josh pulls the stem off his pipe and thinks he broke it | 13:25 Josh punches his chair and says he's sick of society's problems, shootings and now his pipe | 14:30 Chris is listening to whiskey lullaby and Josh sings along a little | 15:00 Josh talks about writing a new song Rainbow of Sorrow | 16:50 Josh grabs his lyrics sheet and reads some lyrics for a new song | 18:10 Chris says Josh's lyrics doesn't make any sense and Josh snaps back at Chris and sings and writes his song Rainbow of Sorrow | 23:25 first time Josh heard Whiskey Lullaby was in job corps | 25:00 Josh gets paid in 2 weeks, and he's almost out of everything | 32:55 thinks his channel gets recommended a lot to people because he comes up with crazy drink combos | 34:00 Josh unclogs another pipe for a while | 39:55 Josh says Chris was going to sleep in his van but Josh took him in | 42:15 Josh signs into Skype | 42:57 Josh has 20 new friend requests on FB | 44:22 people can use his small YouTube celebrity to get shout outs and free advertising | 45:33 Josh posts on Facebook that he's online on Skype "Anyone who wants to talk to just call me. my skype username is gothic king cobra" | 46:39 Chris is snoring | 52:34 Josh sees a bikini model picture on Facebook and says if he posts a pic of him shirtless are going to call it gross | 53:43 Josh posted pictures of him on Facebook and they got flagged down | 54:00 tasteful and raunchy nudes | 55:20 porn isn't real sex | 55:56 Josh wants to see a porn in funeral home then comes up with the plot for a porno | 59:12 Josh talks about the new timeline feature on Facebook | 1:03:41 religion | 1:06:35 people will dislike his video because its over an hour long | 1:07:10 Chris cooks and Josh says he's amazing, Josh eats hamburger helper in a bowl while he snores in the background | 1:09:20 Chris has talent with cooking, he should open up his own restaurant | 1:09:45 'fuck the mainstream' is one of Josh's catchphrases and people use it | 1:10:35 josh gets called a poser on YouTube a lot and talks about the goth subculture | 1:13:30 Mexicans and homosexuals have discrimination rights but goths don't | 1:13:58 there are a lot of people that are gay and you tell if they are gay. Josh didn't like gay people and feels stupid for thinking that way | 1:14:00 Josh was watching a guy called Pipe Friends and found out he was gay and was shocked | 1:16:47 Chris doesn't have a job at the moment but does all he can around the apartment like making food | 1:18:53 Chris is going through a tough time | 1:19:20 Josh says he could make wands and sell them to people | 1:20:18 Josh's dad Clint told him that his addiction to YouTube isn't healthy, and he won't get any viewers | 1:20:36 his old account got deleted by digimondude, he made KingCobraJFS that day and got 400 subscribers in one day | 1:20:48 gothkingcobra52 got deleted for abusing YouTube guidelines, people were disappointed so someone made him a new one. People thought he was getting too big so they deleted it | 1:21:48 Josh has 458 subscribers | 1:22:25 Josh talks about Stephanie, cheating on her, having sex and it was amazing | 1:23:27 Josh is a curious lover | 1:24:25 Josh picked up a few things having sex with Stephanie like the g-spot and talks about clits and simulates fingering a girl WARM WALNUT SHELL | 1:25:00 Josh's dad Clint gave him the sex talk when she saw he had playboys. Clint wanted to give him 'the good stuff'. Josh and Stephanie already had sex at this point | 1:26:22 Clint asked Josh if he knew what a clit was | 1:26:54 when Stephanie stayed over at his family's house, she snuck downstairs, and they fucked | 1:27:20 Clint was against the idea of Josh and Stephanie being in a room alone | 1:29:13 growing up with Asperger's | 1:29:45 meeting Stephanie and being a gentleman to her and other girls say how well he was treating her | 1:32:28 Josh talks about Wendys and a co-worker walking out after a fight with another co-worker | 1:35:00 things happen for a reason, if he never went to Job Corp he wouldn't have met Stephanie | 1:35:15 josh talks about job corps, he didn't hate the idea of it | 1:35:47 he called Stephanie and apparently someone smeared shit on one of the walls in a dorm | 1:36:57 people took a shit in sinks when he was there then said he would take shits in the toilets and leave them on purpose | 1:37:25 karma got him back because he has to clean the bathrooms in Wendys | 1:37:40 it would be a joke in job corps where Josh would take shits and leave them to make his friends laugh | 1:37:52 the first time he ever took a shit and left it in job corps and dorm staff had to instruct people to flush after taking a shit | 1:39:30 Josh isn't ashamed of the shit he does and mentions fucking a grapefruit | 1:40:10 getting kicked out of job corps for smoking pot, 5 days in a homeless shelter | 1:41:41 someone vandalized the pool hall in job corps | 1:42:41 the age group for Boxelder job corps was 16-24, mostly school drop outs | 1:43:27 Josh coughs a lot | 1:45:00 drama at job corps | 1:46:18 people selling cigarettes at job corps as a business | 1:47:45 Josh talks about job corps staff and explains what a jacket leader is | 1:48:38 Josh thought about going back to job corps a few times, but he has an apartment and a job now | 1:53:04 fucking Stephanie for the first time and had a Marlboro 100 | 1:53:25 Stephanie means more to him than just sex

Morning Smoke 2013-01-12
00:50 Chris tells Josh to hurry up and make his video so they can do ZRT run | 1:10 Josh called in sick and Chris plays with his vice clamp and he's bored | 1:38 Chris tries doing military talk to Josh but he doesn't get it | 2:44 Josh has a coat but Chris says he can lose shit out his pockets easy so use a different one | 4:00 Josh eats some food from a bowl, Chris tells him not to eat it | 4:29 Chris talks about his initiation into ZRT and says he has to eat expired food in preparation for a zombie apocalypse | Josh and Chris bullshit about hand to hand combat and zombies

Got back from my first ZRT run 2013-01-12
0:10 Josh is an official ZRT member now. Chris is doing an annoying dooding and it's very hard to what Josh is saying

First time shooting a gun 2013-01-12
Josh is outside in the dark with Chris and his friends | 2:18 Josh shoots a gun for the first time
 
He should expand his Etsy store to making pipes. Corn cob pipes are pretty easy to make and it's something he could do while he's still his own boss. I'm sure there are other easy woodcrafts he could do as well and work them into his store. When he was in Wendy's he constantly showed up late and I can only imagine he would be worse now if he had a schedule to follow.

Legit curious, do you think that cobra would have an easier time with a job that had a steady schedule? Even if it was one or two days a week for a few hours each shift, would he have an easier time managing something that was at the same time on the same days each week rather than the sporadic scheduling of Wendy’s or many other part time jobs? I’m mostly curious because of many autists’ preference towards regimented schedules and routines. I’m not sure how much that trait manifests in cobes’ brand of gothic bad boy aspergers, but a steady schedule would certainly help avoid incidents like the call from Wendy’s during the hair dye video. I could be totally wrong to think it would make a difference, but I’ve always been a little curious about that. Even most well-adjusted part time workers have a tendency to mix up their schedule once in a while when it changes every week, but maybe some consistency would be good for him.

It’s probably 🌈 to think that he could manage working a steady part time job in his current state (plus trolls and weens trying to get involved) but it sure does make me smile to imagine the post-work “chillin” live streams where he recounts interactions with the general public.

Also a little late but it’s so fucking funny to think that Gerard Way knows about cobra and listens to his music. TMDWU
 
Legit curious, do you think that cobra would have an easier time with a job that had a steady schedule? Even if it was one or two days a week for a few hours each shift, would he have an easier time managing something that was at the same time on the same days each week rather than the sporadic scheduling of Wendy’s or many other part time jobs? I’m mostly curious because of many autists’ preference towards regimented schedules and routines. I’m not sure how much that trait manifests in cobes’ brand of gothic bad boy aspergers, but a steady schedule would certainly help avoid incidents like the call from Wendy’s during the hair dye video. I could be totally wrong to think it would make a difference, but I’ve always been a little curious about that. Even most well-adjusted part time workers have a tendency to mix up their schedule once in a while when it changes every week, but maybe some consistency would be good for him.

It’s probably 🌈 to think that he could manage working a steady part time job in his current state (plus trolls and weens trying to get involved) but it sure does make me smile to imagine the post-work “chillin” live streams where he recounts interactions with the general public.

Also a little late but it’s so fucking funny to think that Gerard Way knows about cobra and listens to his music. TMDWU
I think it would have to be a mix of a steady regular schedule and somewhere close by where he didn't have much of a commute. His excuses for Wendy's were that he missed the bus/ his bike broke/ mixed up his schedule. No doubt he would find other excuses even if he worked 9-5 consistently a 10 minute walk from his apartment. But routine is good for everyone though imo and I think if he got into a habit of getting up at the same time to work he might be able to do it and it would mean less time for day drinking and watching rage bait mgtow trash on YouTube.
 
Legit curious, do you think that cobra would have an easier time with a job that had a steady schedule? Even if it was one or two days a week for a few hours each shift, would he have an easier time managing something that was at the same time on the same days each week rather than the sporadic scheduling of Wendy’s or many other part time jobs? I’m mostly curious because of many autists’ preference towards regimented schedules and routines. I’m not sure how much that trait manifests in cobes’ brand of gothic bad boy aspergers, but a steady schedule would certainly help avoid incidents like the call from Wendy’s during the hair dye video. I could be totally wrong to think it would make a difference, but I’ve always been a little curious about that. Even most well-adjusted part time workers have a tendency to mix up their schedule once in a while when it changes every week, but maybe some consistency would be good for him.

It’s probably 🌈 to think that he could manage working a steady part time job in his current state (plus trolls and weens trying to get involved) but it sure does make me smile to imagine the post-work “chillin” live streams where he recounts interactions with the general public.

Also a little late but it’s so fucking funny to think that Gerard Way knows about cobra and listens to his music. TMDWU

I think it would have to be a mix of a steady regular schedule and somewhere close by where he didn't have much of a commute. His excuses for Wendy's were that he missed the bus/ his bike broke/ mixed up his schedule. No doubt he would find other excuses even if he worked 9-5 consistently a 10 minute walk from his apartment. But routine is good for everyone though imo and I think if he got into a habit of getting up at the same time to work he might be able to do it and it would mean less time for day drinking and watching rage bait mgtow trash on YouTube.
Agree with @Ellesse_warrior and also think any job he has an actual chance at has to play up to his strengths, which aren't much. The more the job requires him to repeat something over and over again is the only way it works for him. It would allow him to not have to think about it once he learned how to do it, be able to rely on muscle memory, and hopefully with enough repetition he could get good at whatever it is. This would require him to be there everyday, working the whole shift, so a very tough ask for the King.
 
He woukd need a job that isn't customer facing and has constant supervision.
Our good smelling gothic badbiy had a literal tard-only job (lobby assistant at Wendy's) and he managed to mess this up consistently by mixing up the sugar-free and regular teas, which is a huge liability for the company and by bringing the attention of autists on the company which leads to calls/visits.
And he has declined severely since then thanks to isolation and substance abuse.
The only job he could do would be some sort of subsidized job where he has a wrangler keeping an eye on him.
 
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You guys are fucking retarded if you think Josh is ever going to have a job again. Nothing in Casper would keep him for more than a few days tops. A lot of you probably don't remember, however the only reason Josh managed to get a job at Wendys the first time round was because he was going into a group home and got pretty much forced full power by Clint. (Most of the vids have been lost to time unfortunately) if that was not the case and that threat was not out there, he would never have worked. Now Clint is out of the picture really, it's not gonna happen again.

It was shocking to me how long Wendys kept him considering the amount of calls and prodding he was getting at the time, that was pre ip2 and pisstrooper, pre retard streamers like that deadwing dork nigger, and mostly pre reddit and discord. Any job in the Casper area would be found out almost instantly and bombarded non stop. You can muse this stuff all you like but the fact of the matter is, Josh's only form of income until he finally gets put into a home or ends up homeless will be through wands and donations.
 
He can't really can't do anything (even in the past). he couldn't even mop well, he got into fights with his boss/coworkers, and he was can't even clock in on time. there's no why he can get a job/ keep one.
 
Does his father actually have any legal power to put Cobes into a group home? He's not his guardian anymore and Cobes has been living alone in a separate residence for years now.

Obviously his father is paying all his expenses, including his rent and I imagine Cobes' name isn't on much of the paper-work for his new apartment. But if Cobes no longer received any money from his father anymore and inevitably became homeless would that be a sufficient enough? I'm not sure if that is enough of a reason in the U.S.

I'm sure if he did threaten Cobes again then he'd believe he would send him away lol.
 
Does his father actually have any legal power to put Cobes into a group home? He's not his guardian anymore and Cobes has been living alone in a separate residence for years now.

Obviously his father is paying all his expenses, including his rent and I imagine Cobes' name isn't on much of the paper-work for his new apartment. But if Cobes no longer received any money from his father anymore and inevitably became homeless would that be a sufficient enough? I'm not sure if that is enough of a reason in the U.S.

I'm sure if he did threaten Cobes again then he'd believe he would send him away lol.
I'm not entirely sure on the state of the US when it comes to this stuff so I can't really say on if Clint can push for a group home for Josh, although he has alluded to having the power to do it through various meltdowns over the years by Josh.

Clint is likely the name on the apartment, like it was in the previous place, but its paid through Josh's SSI. All other expenses like food, Internet and so on are all paid by Josh. Josh paying his own Internet was a big thing when he moved out from the basement. Josh receives nothing from Clint unless he has a very deep negative number on his bank account, but has the apartment in his name to control things on the Josh front. Mostly dealing with problems and having proper contact with the apartment management so that he can get through to Josh since no one else in the world has that power whatsoever.

Regardless of what happens though, even if Josh lost all his income from wand sales, while Josh is still getting SSI he can still get apartments if he gets kicked out as there will always be a shithole in Casper that cobra can afford through it, and there is no real harm on the bank of Clint for this. However it would be a different issue if something happened and Josh manages to lose that SSI, or do something fucking stupid.
 
I think he also mentioned having a job at Walmart from the green room days. But at this point how long has he been without a job? I think at the point of his life, he seems too far gone to really be adequate at a somewhat of a normal schedualed job.
Maybe if carpentry had been instilled onto him when he was 18 or something. He'd be making some sick birdhouses or other home decor ( even some adequate looking wands) and be making some money selling them on the weekends and etsy.
 
Is there something like workshops where they employ disabled people to do simple work (i.e. making wands or simple furniture) in the US?
Josh may actually qualify for shit like this, if his CNS/brain really was damaged by paint fumes and alcohol?
If he gets off the alcohol maybe.
 
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