Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

Mister Uno said:
I assume it was the all-in-one iMac right? If not, could of built up alot of dust or if it had a hard drive built in, that could of failed. Build up from dust/smoke could help components fail sooner from overheating. The all-in-ones are also a bit of a bitch to get into. Those things aren't built to last.
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He was using GarageBand again probably maxing out the ram and slowing it down even more. In one of his last desktop streams he was throwing a tantrum because his computer was unresponsive and lagging whenever he tried to pause a video. I wouldn't be surprised if a well placed punched while GarageBand was lagging finally sealed its fate.
 
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Hair looming is totally bad ass option
 

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Games said:
What can I say, I'm a popular young man.

I'm looking forward to him getting that new laptop, though. It has the potential to produce some funny moments.
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You better not start a hair plug fundraiser BOY.

I’m a little shocked how willing everyone is to take this dude at his word. The “receipts” he posted were a text convo with Clint and then deleted because people were mean to him. He did say that he ordered him a MacBook, which if he did it is definitely not brand new for 500$.

All that aside, I hope he gets it and streams the unboxing/set up. Bonus points if he celebrates with some sweet drink combos before hand.

Edit: here it is!

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Mattman456 said:
You better not start a hair plug fundraiser BOY.

I’m a little shocked how willing everyone is to take this dude at his word. The “receipts” he posted were a text convo with Clint and then deleted because people were mean to him. He did say that he ordered him a MacBook, which if he did it is definitely not brand new for 500$.

All that aside, I hope he gets it and streams the unboxing/set up. Bonus points if he celebrates with some sweet drink combos before hand.

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Kobes said in his singing stream he's not going to fall for the troll laptop he has someone on the inside.

Here's the streams from the weekend:
Short video. Showing off some cigars. Shout out to the homies who sent him cigars and chocolate cherry whiskey. He’s at someone’s house and the TV is on loud in the background. Smokes a cigar. Big ups to the homies who ordered the wands from Etsy TWU. Cigars and whiskey are for 21 and up. Complains about smoking age restrictions. Says he made a wand earlier. He got money from his PayPal. He didn’t as Courtney to set up the GFM. Shills his PO box. Gun sperging. Talks about the whiskey. The pandemic won’t stop people from rioting on Black Friday, that’s just his opinion. It is what it is.
Start:
All four wands are in the mail. Working on a wand as a Christmas present for one of his family members. Drinking beer and ordered Taco Bell. Shills Taco Johns. Lists off his order.
2:47:
Yukbang
3:30:
Low battery on his phone while he’s tying to do a Taco Bell review Goddammit! Ignoring chat, plugs in his phone. Back to yukbang. He’s struggling to hold the phone and stuff his face at the same time.
9:25:
Not very hungry so he’ll save two tacos for later.
12:07:
Vacuuming.
14:25:
Going to do a snake river pale ale drink combination. He doesn’t judge people for their problems unless you’re a sicko then go fuck yourself. Reading chat. Doesn’t care if he’s bald.
16:37:
Shaved his goatee because it was uneven. Cleans taco bits out of his beard. His Viking ancestry allows him to grow a beard.
18:38:
He’ll be making as many wands as he can for Etsy and Christmas presents.
21:00:
Drink combination of green monster and snake river pale ale in his potion glass.
25:45:
Ozzy glasses on. Tries his drink combination.
27:30:
Singing Hey Jude and Hurt . Don’t do intervenes drugs. Talks about his tattoos. Sings Elvis songs.
31:50:
Talks about his Brahma boots #notasponsor Sing Imagine.
33:55:
He’s down to 4 packs of pipe tobacco out of what was sent to him in care packages. Talks about that 70s show. Talks about what it would be like if he had a parrot.
37:04:
Can’t see out of the glasses he’s wearing, it’s just for aesthetic. Tranny jokes, tranny relations.
39:11:
Talks about glasses.
42:20:
80% British. Says he has whiskey left from last night.
44:50:
Brags about being able to sing like the Beatles. Sings White Christmas and Frank Sinatra, Brags about his singing.
48:45:
Talks about Ozzy and Cradle of Filth. Tries to do Dani Filth shriek but his voice isn’t warms up. Explains how to do the Dani Filth shriek. Kobes didn’t have any vocal coaches.
50:55:
His eyes are hurting him from not wearing his proper specs. His drink combination s called a Wyoming Cobra.
53:26:
Gets the chocolate cherry whiskey. Messes with the tag and drinks it out of the bottle.
56:31:
Big ups to the fans who sent him the cigars, Puts on his proper specs. Reads chat.
1:00:56:
Beer piss
1:08:00:
Returns. Puts on his coat.
1:09:30:
We are outside smoking. Smoking and drinking for 21 and up. Thanks to the fans for sending him money. Only retards should be allowed to use the word retard.
1:13:23:
Says his battery is going to die so he’ll end the stream and charge his phone and save some of his cigar for later. Crows.
1:16:15:
Talking about his eviction from his old apartment, blames trolls spamming the landlord on getting him evicted. Saves his cigar for later and goes back indoors.
1:19:37:
Moar whiskey. Reading chat. Trolls.
1:24:40:
Nothing wrong with being in a group home, Kobes has a friend who lives in a group home and he’s super special needs and has three jobs. Kobes is too high functioning for a group home. Says he might stream himself working with the lathe sometime. He’s getting mad at chat talking shit to him.
1:32:20:
Shows off his teeth. Says he hasn’t stopped using eyeliner he just doesn’t have any at the moment. Trolls. Mad at chat.
1:36:42:
Creepy about Spooky Girl. Googles to see if Ozzy died. Don’t talk shit about Ozzy trolls.
1:43:00:
Kobes isn’t in a rush to die but he’s not afraid to die. He has accepted he will die alone. He’s just living his life to the fullest every day.
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Chi ball for Ozzy. Brags about his Tai Chi skills. Reading chat. Finishes the whiskey.
Short video. Making wants for Etsy and Christmas gifts. Mixing up some G Fuel. People should not have fuck buddies, sex is only for relationships. If it’s of age and consensual who cares. Women taking advantage of men by weaponizing sex. Gender relations double standards – sex with benefits. Complaining about women friend zoning nice guys. If some of age pussy falls into his lap he’s going to play it cool. Men can’t make the first move anymore because women will accuse them of rape. #killallmen Sex is not a need it’s a want. Can’t be in a rush to get laid because that looks desperate. Simp/ slut shaming. The holidays are upon us.
Short video. Smoking outside. Back to ranting about fuck buddies. Compares having a fuck buddy to letting your dog shit in the house. Don’t let women weaponize sex. Gender relations on the dating scene.
Praise Lenin Lime's magic TWU
Short video. Messing around with his settings. Puts on a black and white filter. Sings some Backstreet Boys even though he hates the Backstreet Boys. Says he’s aware trolls are trying to send him a computer so they can key log it. He’s not going to fall for it, he has people on the inside. Messes with filters. Backstreet Boys suck, he’s more into metal. Says he’ll be getting a new computer soon.
Short video. He’s got a filter on. Guitar shredding. Pikachu joke. Back to guitar shredding. He keeps messing up.
Bad Kiwis, these were mostly short ones everyone should be able to download and upload archives of the short ones when I'm away!
 
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Q_Anon1001 said:
Regardless of the donators intentions, they are giving Cobes a freebie laptop. His mods/discord buddies are again sabotaging cobes and managed to convince him it's a bad thing.
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Taking a laptop from a stranger like this IS a terrible idea though.

Obviously the immediate thought is the possibility it'll come preinstalled with malware, you can imagine why a troll might want to install spyware or have remote control access to Cobes computer. He's not going to know how or care to check of it's free of anything like a key-logger. That's not even assuming there isn't anything like a GSM bug inside the casing of the laptop (if it's a big enough laptop) that'll record Cobes in his apartment.

That last one is probably beyond anything a Reddit pay-pig could do but you can't assume someone didn't see the opportunity when his iMac died. Especially if all it takes is to payout for a cheap, already second-hand laptop. There are regards who would pay more than just a few hundred bucks to have the opportunity to be the "fly on the wall" in his apartment at any time.
 
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chimpSculpture_ said:
Taking a laptop from a stranger like this IS a terrible idea though.

Obviously the immediate thought is the possibility it'll come preinstalled with malware, you can imagine why a troll might want to install spyware or have remote control access to Cobes computer. He's not going to know how or care to check of it's free of anything like a key-logger. That's not even assuming there isn't anything like a GSM bug inside the casing of the laptop (if it's a big enough laptop) that'll record Cobes in his apartment.
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honestly, I thought the same thing. You don’t know what is on that hard drive.
 
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