Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

Buffalo Chicken Sandwich said:
I guess he felt attacked by the gays and feels justified.
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Nah, he always said faggot a lot. I want him to go back to saying nigger as much as he use to. Would love to see him try to defend himself again over saying it. “I didn’t say it…..okay, I did, but I was using it ‘original’ meaning.”
 
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Buffalo Chicken Sandwich said:
I guess he felt attacked by the gays and feels justified.
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He's always been very hyper sensitive to any gay shit in his midst.

He only specifically watches lesbian porn because seeing a dick in any context is a horrifying prospect. I think he gave up wrestling in high school because he was poppin' boners during practice, any time Warlord brought up some gay shit he'd immediately try to cut the conversation off.

It's very strange.
 
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Robert w'E'd Leef said:
The reddit hivemind is currently melting down over Josh supporting Rittenhouse. Why are they always shocked and surprised by his right-leaning takes? Do they really think faggotry is as widespread and saturated nationwide as it is on reddit?
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It’s a shame, because Cobes has probably the most funny and creative lolcow fandom out there (only rivaled by golden-age CWC). I start enjoying it, maybe wanting to join, then I see all the gay whining about Mr. Green open carrying in a constitutional carry state or whatever.

As a great bodybuilder once said: Reddick make problems me.
 
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Terrorist said:
It’s a shame, because Cobes has probably the most funny and creative lolcow fandom out there (only rivaled by golden-age CWC). I start enjoying it, maybe wanting to join, then I see all the gay whining about Mr. Green open carrying in a constitutional carry state or whatever.

As a great bodybuilder once said: Reddick make problems me.
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I mean considered Cobes has been known to be a heavy trans supporter and most of the LGBTQ+ community were having meltdowns over Kyle Rittenhouse being considered not guilty. But that being said I've always thought Cobes was kinda more right leaning because hes seemed like a fake sympathizer for most of the left shit.
 
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wyleanda said:
I mean considered Cobes has been known to be a heavy trans supporter and most of the LGBTQ+ community were having meltdowns over Kyle Rittenhouse being considered not guilty. But that being said I've always thought Cobes was kinda more right leaning because hes seemed like a fake sympathizer for most of the left shit.
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Josh grew up in a very progressive household with Clint and Tanis. They banged a lot of that shit into his head, so that's why he'll sometimes say stuff like that.

With the Rittenhouse stuff, around 2018-ish Darfliny introduced him to the alt-light commentator stuff on YouTube and since Josh is a retard who can't formulate thoughts without someone doing it for him, he's taken to adopting a lot of talking points from those people.
 
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The infamous plastic goat fucking video that Scrapper Steve saved on a computer that he went on to sell to Scotty. Only for Scotty to find it and share it. Edit: The video is from 2017 probably, not positive.
 
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Games said:
He's always been very hyper sensitive to any gay shit in his midst.

He only specifically watches lesbian porn because seeing a dick in any context is a horrifying prospect. I think he gave up wrestling in high school because he was poppin' boners during practice, any time Warlord brought up some gay shit he'd immediately try to cut the conversation off.

It's very strange.
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That's the "mentality of a 12 year old" thing kicking in. At that age, particularly in a rural, Conservative area, the prospect of being "turned gay" by porn is a very real risk to be minded. I don't think he actually harbors any genuine homosexual urges the way some insist, but he's plenty retarded to believe that if he doesn't constantly avoid it, it's something that can creep up on him.
 
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Games said:
Says he's been using the lathe while drinking now.

I wish I could say I was surprised but I'm not.
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God fucking damn it, he's really going to fuck himself up with that - he's either going to get his fingers caught in the work when his ring catches on the work, send a turning tool into his face or any manner of fucking horrible accidents.
 
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Here's Kobes' latest streams:
Got a care package TMDWU. Reads the note. Says he received a second care package from someone who’s dad committed suicide and he’s going to send that person some signed tapes.
2:34:
He got Delta 8 gummies, lighters, shooters, shots, tactical bacon, sea monkeys a stimpy toy, spicy ramen, American Pie box set, Monster energy nitro and Heineken. Righteous care package TMDWU.
8:50:
Shows off a shirt he received too. He got smokes and stickers in the care package too.
11:36:
Making a drink combination with monster and Heineken. He’s going to send autographed tapes and a wand to the fan who lost their father.
13:05:
Thanks for the booze and cigarettes
17:38:
Shills his PO box.
18:53:
Talking about cobra cult. Shills Cobra’s Crude Christmas Carols.
20:39:
Kobes is pleased with all this free smokes and booze. Talks about the interview on Sydney Watson’s show with Nick Fuentes. Sahys he has enough money saved up to get a new computer.
22:37:
Talks about his landlord and blames tolls for getting him kicked out of his old apartment. Complaining about trolls calling Clint and telling on him for drinking on stream. Can crush for the fans, long live Ozzy.
25:55:
Shows off the bag of shooters he received.
27:21:
He’ll have to redo the three songs he finished for his new album because his computer broke. Struggles to open up the shooters. Makes a drink combination with the shooters.
32:58:
Shows off the wand he’s going to give to the fan.
33:41:
Says when he went to the post office a woman said King Cobra is a chauvinistic male pig. Gender relations rant. Pronouns rant.
47:20:
KingSoapraJFS!
52:20:
Talking about drink combinations. Chi Balls. Cartoon voices
1:02:00:
Says he can’t do Donald Duck’s voice no matter how much he’s tried. But he can do lots of other voices. Talking about drinking responsibly. #notanalcoholic. Talking shit about addiction clinics.
1:04:45:
Aussie shampoo and conditioner. Complaining about people saying he’s getting drunk. Not an alcoholic. Celebrities watch his videos. Danny Filth shriek.
1:07:18:
His parents tried to stop him from listening to Cradle of Filth when he was growing up. Talks about a song he wants to make.
1:925:
Talking about pedos and mass shooters. Talks about going to Frosties with Alex Anderson RIP. Kobes is like a cobra and prefers to avoid violence. Talking about his temper and when he got kicked out of Frosties on Halloween.
1:15:27:
Talks about Ron White and other comedians he likes. Observational humour.
1:17:17:
Moar alcohol. Doing another shooter combination. Wyoming jokes. Mixing blackberry and pickle flavour shooters. Puts on his Ozzy glasses.
1:24:15:
Guitar shredding.
1:30:04:
Talking about drinking in moderation. Guitar shredding. Talking shit about addiction clinics. Guitar shredding.
1:36:50:
Switches guitars. Does cartoon voices. Guitar shredding. Shows off the guitar. A fan sent it to him. Switches back to his BC rich. Guitar shredding.
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Doing a quick morning stream. Going to shower and make wands for the holidays after the stream. Only going to have one drink. Whips out some Jaegermeister1 and a flavoured shooter.
2:05:
Makes a drink combination and explains how he’s not an alcoholic. Mixes Jägermeister with wicked pickle shooter.
4:24:
Asks should parents be allowed to post pictures of their kids on social media and says put your answer in the comments. Comments are off.
5:58:
One drink is enough #notanalcoholic.
6:51:
Answers his question about parents posting pictures of their kids on social media with yes and no. Kobes was addicted to social media because he would sit and watch hours and hours of bell tower videos.
9:32:
Says a fan sent him the shooters.
10:07:
Only having one drink this morning. He doesn’t want to have a hang over while he’s working on his wands. Says he rarely gets hangovers. He restricts his videos because he doesn’t want to encourage his younger fans to drink. Talking about drinking and smoking responsibly.
13:46:
Don’t waste money of therapy, just don’t be depressed problem solved.
15:10:
Talks about how he makes his drink combinations for his channel. Complaining about YouTube censorship.
16:4:
Puts on a black and white filter. Asks if you should be allowed to post pictures of your kids online again. Talks about his drink combination.
18:13:
Wyoming jokes. Talking about pedos. Complains about age to buy tobacco.
20:24:
He’ll have to re-do a couple of his songs because his computer broke but he’s not bitching. He’s grateful for his lathe. Fuck the forbidden four. Talking about how he drinks responsibly.
22:45:
He’s fucking drooling while telling people not to tell him how to live his life. Talks about GTA 5.
27:46:
Kobes is not afraid to go to the FBI about his trolls.
30:10:
Talking about lathing wands. He calls it his 48 wand method because that’s how much he’s charging for the wands.
32:20:
Talks about ghosts.
32:57:
Going to have another drink. Using his PS3 to watch YouTube videos now.
35:00:
Talking about how he’s going to ration out his alcohol for the day. Talks about vaping and tobacco.
36:42:
KingSoapraJFS!
37:35:
Good morning Casper! Lists of the ingredients for his Christmas drink combination.
39:28:
Weed for Asperger’s, CBD for Asperger’s. Legalize weed sperging.
41:00:
It’s all about knowing your limit dude. #notanalcoholic. Shills Tactical Soap.
45:20:
Muh Autism
49:25:
Makes another drink combination. His new years resolution is to control his temper and have more confidence in himself.
51:27:
Not an alcoholic
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He has a Little Ceaser’s pizza #notasponsor Lists off the toppings. He’s trying out hot sauce on the pizza. Making wands for the holidays Booyah!
1:40:
He pre-gamed the pizza with garlic butter already. Shows off the habanero sauce he put on the pizza. A fan sent it to him. He needs to get his grub on before making wands.
4:15:
Talking about using the lathe to make wands. Shows off a wand he’s working on. Lists off the toppings on his pizza. Shouts out some foodie YouTubers.
6:05:
Says Homedad Clint used to work at Little Ceaser’s so this brings back childhood memories for him. Talks about New York pizza. White slavery. Race relations. Gender relations.
8:27:
Sniffing the pizza. Finishes his drink. Making a drink combo of porn star shots and Mountain Dew.
10:37:
He’s taking the power away from people who abuse his comments section by shutting off chat and comments.
12:44:
Decides to put all four shots into his drink combination.
14:10:
Yukbang. Eating spicy food in the winter stops you from getting colds and sinus problems.
15:46:
Cheese pull action . That’s what stuffed crust is supposed to look like! Talks about the toppings on the pizza.
19:46:
Going to save the pizza for later and have his drink combination. Kobes is not picky when it comes to his fast food chains. Imagination argument about authentic pizza. Cracka Kan’t complain. CKC mutha fuckas.
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Trying some tactical bacon. Shows off the fresh cooked from a can bacon. Yukbang.
1:52:
He’s going to eat the whole can of bacon.
4:11:
Tactical Bacon gets the King Cobra seal of approval.
5:04:
Washing down the can of bacon with some Bud Light Platinum. Reads chat.
6:00:
The tactical bacon was sent to him in a care package and he got the can open with a can opener.
6:57:
Bud Light Platinum #notasponsor Shills Tactical Soap. Kobes feels sorry for vegans who can’t eat real bacon. They’re missing out.
8:35:
Calling bacon a girly meat is toxic masculinity.
9:17:
Can crush for the fans.
9:44:
Shows off the booby nun on his shirt.
10:31:
Bacon is unhealthy but it tastes good. Working on wands for Etsy and Christmas gifts. Reading chat.
12:35:
Arguing with trolls in chat about the nun on his shirt being of age. He doesn’t stalk girls from high school. Calls his trolls child molesters.
14:17:
Slaying trolls and drinking beer TWU
15:14:
Putting a Sydney Watson video on his PS3 about gay AI.
17:08:
Kobes says people being gay is a choice – you’re born gay and choose to live gay.
19:09:
Accidently turns the video off. Gets it back on again.
19:55:
Fuck Nick Fuentes. Kobes says his show is appalling.
20:52:
Sydney Watson is the only female in this room. His phone is about to die. Says he’s getting a new computer for Christmas.
 
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Joey42069666 said:
I do wonder exactly what is wrong with his iMac. Most computers don’t have too many moving parts and unless he spilled beer down the back of it I wouldnt think there is too much physically that could go wrong. My best guess is a virus or malware from all of the porn sites he visit’s.
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Just google nicotine/cigarettes and computers to see what kind of fucked up concoction will, without a doubt, have set up it's home in Cobra's iMac.
Combine that with paint fumes (probably acrylic) and you get a computer like a copd patient.

Chances are though, if he punched it ( and it failed because of that), that it could be just some unseated connectors making bad contact through all the grime.
 
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